einsteine:


Oh well, maybe you guys share the same profile of neuro divergence. I am sure if you surveyed 10 readers, 7-8 would find his line of reasoning tough to follow.

This kind of writing would score extremely low marks in any language assessment test.

I read it and found it interesting. You may be surprised how wrong you will be if you carryout the survey.

If you want to criticize him you should do so constructively. Pointing out the areas you think he can do better not criticizing based on assumption.

Op please change the heading of your post. It doesn't relate to your write-up.

Johndagr8t:
so this morning,I was in my working place having a face time with one of my side chick,I saw my gf msg she needed credit so I was just carried away with the girl I was having the video call with and boom I recharge my gf #180000, please how can I get it back,coz it from company account and dey don't know yet!!!!

Tell her it's part payment for her bride price. She should give it to her dad. That you will balance the rest later.

Yeah it does influence to a degree. For example I bought Oraimo because of Tuface.

famology:


Live Football Tv

Thanks

famology:
I've been enjoying tstv for some time now. It's the best for me. I dashed out my DStv decoder and dish. It's only English premier league that gives DStv edge. I have an app on my phone with which I watch all live matches across the world. So I nor send DStv again.

Pls which app is that?

Blake755:

Yeah to avoid dragging themselves into a war that didn't concern them

They are being very smart that is why they are not giving Ukraine directly but asking US to do it on their behalf. Since US is NATO and NATO is US let them do it.

Blake755:
Poland should be careful

They are already being careful. In fact, they are being very smart. Kudos to them.

Jeremani:
my fear be say make them no use Africa as experiment ground.

we no get nothing except God

Person wey get God get everything.

missidy:
You are not the only one. I have 800k yet I haven't been able to get a 2br in Lagos for almost 2 years. They keep showing me boys quarters or uncompleted flats. The worst is the agent and agreement fees keep increasing. Now they are calling 130k for both. Nigeria is just getting worse by the day and the there is no hope of it ever getting better. I can't wait to leave this useless place.

It depends on the area. N800K should get you a two bed.

Anigreat:




I hate it when an academia disgrace himself like this just to be noticed , probably be given a light change to put in the pocket.

Tell me Davido was whatever, and I will believe you without doubt, but don't tell me Davido was sound in academics. Davido doesn't look like someone that has good book head

Don't judge a book by its cover.

Joelobioha:
have you read about an occurrence that happened...a 1960's plane appeared from nowhere on an airport..can't remember...the crew where shocked to find themselves I our present age the pilot who was frightened took off it was beyond his reasoning what was happening.before the radar could get a trace of the aircraft they vanished again...at the same time the pilot dropped a pocket calendar showing the date which was 1965...this occurrence was hidden..some people believed they accidentally entered a wormhole... Still researching though

This has already been debunct bro. By the end of your research, you will realize this.

You don't need to be asking this question seriously. You should be thanking God and informing us that you have found a job.

Annabelle12344:
Yes. I was supposed to cut him off from the beginning if he's intention was defined. But he came in as a friend. Like a big bro Who is already married and happy. Who only wanted to guide and help me secure a job and a good life.

And yet you still didn't cut him off after he asked you out severally. Which kind big bro and lil sis story you dey tell us so?

Fahdiga:
He might be the best now simply because we no longer have quality defenders. He wouldn't be in the top ten if it was during the days of Terry, Vidic, Ricardo Cavaloh, Ramos, Maldini and Canavaro

While you may have a point, remember it is two way. The lack of quality defenders may have also prevented him from reaching his true potentials. Healthy competition brings out the best in people. For example Messi and Ronaldo.

Charmingrascal:
Eunice was a very beautiful Calabar girl, though naive but she was 2 years older than me, we were like friends before we started dating.
After constantly begging Eunice to allow me unlock her padlock for almost six months after our relationship officially took off, the afternoon came like a dream when she came to our family house and one thing led to the other, she told me to come and do what I have been trying to do all these while.
"Eunice are you sure you are ready for this" was the question I asked, Eunice nodded her head in affirmative.
After much smooching and pre-intimacy, I penetrated the tight "pinky door" Eunice reacted with a raucously moan that I felt pity for her. I was surprised not to see the the red liquid that flows from the pink hole when it welcomes a "ramrod" for the first time, I didn't really bother because I was happy to nap the pink hole for the first time and I have always known that it is not every girl that bleeds during first penetration.
After meekly penetration for few minutes and some intense moaning as a result of the painful pleasure, she became a bit relaxed and I began thrusting so hard, (perhaps I should not have done that).
It lasted for about 25/30 minutes Eunice took a shower and dressed up, she took a cup of ice cold water.
I was putting on my clothes to walk her down the road when I noticed Eunice holding her stomach.
"What's is happening to you" was the question I asked "I am having stomach pains" she said in a very dim and faded voice.
" Sorry love" I said smiling, (still fantasising about what just happened) I didn't know what was coming my way.
It was already few minutes past Four and by that time my disciplinarian Dad would have been on his way from the office, and I wanted Eunice to leave before his arrival, because he has warned me to stop bringing girls to his house.
"Don't worry love once you get home you can rest" I said to her, At this point she couldn't say anything again. Then I knew I was in deep sh*t.
"Eunice! Eunice!!! Eu... please talk to me" was the only thing I was saying.
She didn't respond, she was in serious pains with tears in her eyes.
That moment I remember God, I got my Bible read some Psalms inside water and forced the water inside her mouth.
Eunice still didn't say anything, she was only holding her stomach and rolling in bed.
"Jesus please help me, the blood of Jesus, the blood of Jesus" I kept on screaming like a priest who sees Lucifer in his dream.
After much back and forth I rushed to the next flat to inform my neighbors, Uncle Kenny and his twin brother who were well older than me.
"What did she eat, what happened" was the question Uncle Kenny asked.
Like a woman whose child is convulsing, I began to explain what happened to him.
"Bros we just finish playing and she started screaming stomach pains". "As big as you are, what type of play were you people playing that you kicked her in the stomach". Curious Uncle Kenny inquired "Uncle we had sex" I answered soberly, "Haaa!" Like a typical Yoruba man Uncle Taye (Kenny's twin brother) exclaimed.
With a little grin on his face "bring water and a salt" Uncle Kenny said.
I gave him water and he put a pinch of salt in it, she was given to drink. "increase that fan" he said and like a zombie under the command of his Lord I dashed to the ceiling fan control switch, I increased it to the highest level. I brought the milk my Dad who was fasting kept on the kitchen cabinet, she was given to drink.
After some minutes, I felt she was a bit relieved.
Uncle Kenny stood with me and was just looking at me with "corner eye", he knew Eunice was older than me because she was staying in our street and he knew her.
Few minutes later she was so relieved at least she could stand and walk. "Sorry oo, sorry oo Eunice" Uncle Kenny and his twin brother kept on saying to her. Obviously she was embarrassed.
All I was after was for her to just leave our house even if she would collapse on her way home.
I walked her down the dusty road a bit and ran back home.
This happened in 2011/2012 and that was the first and the last time I ever deflowered a girl and I will never do it again.

clown. So funny!

Kalubolt:
This story is old but whenever I rmbr it I just shook my head for escaping a close shave with long term in jail or life imprisonment.
It was in 2008, I was dating a 21yr old girl who was a virgin. I was 28 then.
I was working as a driver in a park where her mother sells food. So she after school she always comes to help her mother out till in the evening. Meanwhile she was schooling in LASU then, 100L. Me too, I was a year 2 drop out of Auchi Poly that finds myself in an inconvenient environment of garage lifestyle and tours. Not trying to hype myself, but there was one thing that distinguish me from other drivers.
1. I still dress very well like a student
2. Inside my bus you will still find books and magazines that I read and while away the time with until it's my turn to load. We load twice a day, so I am always at the park most times.
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My colleagues and others in the park always call me student or Man U cus I love United so much that I wore their jerseys most of the time. One thing led to the other me and this girl became friends especially bcus I help her solve some school problems. We were just rolling as usual, none of us has ask each other out or to mutter the word I like or love you.
Bcus of her I stay a little at my family's house at night cus it isn't far from hers, while my place is a #50 bus to back then. So one Sunday she said I should come and take her to know my place. That Sunday morning I first pay my family a visit and then went to her place to pick her and we journey to my place.
We got to my place and she felt at home, we ate and drank and then chatted till 12noon when she said she wants to go home.
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I escorted her home and she said I should come see her in the evening, I said no problem. I went to see my family again and then go see the Sunday Epl matches. In the evening as usual I went to her place and saw her younger brother outside. I told him to help me call her sister which he did. When she came out, she was acting one kind and giving me attitude. I tried to know what's going on but she said I should just go. But we didn't quarrel earlier in the day so what's with this current attitude, she just told me to go and went inside. This was around 7:30pm, hmmm.. I just thought to myself instead of her to spoil my day let me make use of it well and get ready for tmrw's work. There was this girl I have then, a Matured girl that is a year older than me. We're friends with benefit. I said let me go see her whether she will make the day memorable for me. Luckily I met her at home cus she too na waka dugbe. We went to have some few drinks and eat, and then I told her she's following me home o. She didn't agree at first but after some persuasion she agreed to.
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Now guys, I lived in a face me and slap you house then. But in that compound, we live like a family. Things don't get lost there and everyone looks out for each other. My room, I don't lock it with keys apart from just jamming the door. So before me and this babe left for my place, she called her room mate that she won't be coming home that night. So we left for my place, at my bus stop we bought some suya and can beers. So we started walking to my street. As we just entered the gate to our street, I looked up to my house window which was a 3 storey building while I live in the 1st floor, I saw my room light was on. How manage I thought to myself cus I am very sure I always put off all my electronic gadgets before leaving the house. I didn't say anything, we kept going. As both of us were climbing the step, I quickly hasten my steps to get to my room before her cus it was the first room after you climb the 1st floor.
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While she was still dragging her legs up the stairs, I have entered my room. To my greatest surprise I saw my room neatly arranged with my virgin girl lying on top of the bed. I exclaimed: Babe what are you doing here and how did you get here? She just grudgingly said, hmmm... I should leave her jor, she's here is that she's here. Wtf! What do you mean that you are here is that you are here, before she could say anything the other babe entered. At the stage I was in a transfixed, the babe that came with me was like hmmmm.... Uche, you already have a girl here and you invited me home. I told her it's not what she think, while we were talking my virgin babe stood up from the bed and walk outside to go stay at our balcony leaving me and the other babe inside.
I was trying to explain to the babe that came with me that she's just a new friend and nothing between us. She said I shouldn't lie to her and just say the truth that it's my new catch. I admitted that she's right that she's my new catch but I didn't invite her nor was expecting her. That we even had a spat off that evening before coming to her place.
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She just flung herself to the bed and told me, ehen e don happen nah. That I will have to sleep with two of them this night. What, for this my young age na im una wan kill me I said to myself. I quickly left that one inside and go after my virgin babe who was at the balcony. I met her and start asking her what's the meaning of all this nonsense she's pulling off today. First I came to your place and you told me off without any reason, not that we had any spat prior to that. She said is that why I went to bring another babe, that I should go tell her to go home that she has come to stay. Come to stay, how do you mean I asked? She said she has told me finish. I was perplexed and thinking hard on what to do, it was some minutes past 10pm and who do I send home?
I went back to my room and started begging that one to please go home that we'll see another day. She said lai lai, she's not going anywhere. That shey I was there when she called her roommate that she's not coming back that day. Where do I want her to go now?
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After much deliberation, I decided to lodge her in a hotel around my area. While there I pleaded with her not to be angry with everything, she understood and I collected "ofu aka" hahahaha, gave her some money and bade her goodnight. I returned back home by 11:30pm and met my virgin babe already sleeping. I woke her up for a serious tet-a-tat. Young lady, what did you tell your parents at home and where did you tell them you're going to this one you want to spend the night here? She said I shouldn't bother with whatever she told them that I should prepare for her staying a week at my place, a week I exclaimed! You're getting me confused with everything you're doing. She just told me to calm down or should she be going? I told her nope, but she should make understand what's going on. She just said I shouldn't worry my head.
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That night, it was just only cuddle, kissing and smooching we did cus she had already told me she was a virgin and should give her time to decide when to lose it which I had agreed. So Monday morning I left for work leaving her alone and dropping money for food. Came back in the evening to see her already playing and gisting with my neighbors as if they have known each other for long. Monday night same cuddle and kissing and all with no penetration. Tuesday same thing. On Wednesday night, the romance was so intense that we both especially her needed the sex. I tried to penetrate but she screamed. I will remove it again. Anytime I tried to penetrate same about to scream things, and I don't want neighbors to know what's going on cus it's a face me and slap you house. And moreover I was somehow still inexperienced about disflowering a virgin. What do we do now she asked me, I said I don't know that it's up to her to make up her mind if she want it or not.
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Then she gave me the bombshell, she said Uche I honestly wants this sex but I don't want to feel the pains due to what she has been hearing. That we should forget about the sex this night, that tmrw when I am coming back from work I should look for a drug that will make her sleep off and then I take her virginity. I said what, do you mean I should drug you. She said yes, that she's giving me the go ahead. She just don't want to feel any pain. We slept that Wednesday night and I went to work on Thursday. Thru out that day I was thinking of what to do. Which type of drug am I going to buy? I don't know any and I don't know who to ask or share the topic to.
Las las after the close of that day, I decided on myself to buy weed and mixed it in food for her. I have already heard stories of how people cooked weed with food and it makes them sleep off.
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I bought the weed at our park, got to my area and met one aboki to do indomie and egg for me. While preparing the indomie I gave her the weed to mix with it, he looked at me one kind and then laugh. After he finished that one, I told him to do another one which was for me. After every every I went home. I got home and she was all over me welcoming me and hugging me. After I took my bath, I brought plate and pour the indomie with weed for her and use another plate to put the other one for myself. She hasn't even asked me if I bought the drug she asked me to or not. But what she said was why is her indomie with leafs and mine not. I told her it's vegetable that will nourish her, she said ok o and we began to eat. After 4 spoon she took the yogurt milk I bought for her and then 2 more spoons and then next thing she started holding her belly. I asked her what happened and she said she's feeling belly pain, I told her sorry and gave her water to drink but she continued rubbing her stomach and the next thing she slumped to the bed and started yelling her stomach her stomach. Next she started stretching her hands and legs. I quickly grabbed her and starts fanning her, but her eyes were turning red and tongue twisting.
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Blood of God, what's this kwanu I said to myself with my heart beating. Wetin I wan tell press if this girl die for my room now. I went to my shelf, brought out a tin of milk and open it. I held her and open her mouth, pouring the milk inside her mouth. She was drinking and vomiting some. After a while she stopped the stretching and kicking and just fell to one side of the bed. I rushed to where she was, she was calm and not shaking. I put my ears to her heart she was still breathing, all this while my penis has gone totally inside. God punish devil and fuvk. I heave a sigh of relief knowing she's still breathing. There was no light so I took a hand fan and started fanning her till around 2am when she sneezed and woke up. Thank God I said to myself, she asked me what happened I said nothing just that after her belly pain she slept off. She came and cuddle me, me I didn't even cuddle back cus I wasn't myself thru out that night. On Friday morning I told her to get her things that I am taking her home, she tries to protest but I insist with hard face and hard mind. She succumb and packed her things and I took her to their area where she walked home.
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She didn't come to my place again till 3 months later when she came and started crying. Why are you crying I asked? She said hope if she tells me I won't get angry. I told her say it, there's nothing the eyes sees that it will cry blood. She said someone has disflowered her. Mehn! It came like a piercing arrow to my heart but after a while I let it go. I asked her how come, she said it was a random guy she holds no love for. In my mind story! Las las I sha do the do with her without stress like before. We dated for another 6 months before everybody went their separate ways. Till date we are still friends and she hasn't told me what made her run from home to stay in my place for almost a week. And me too I haven't told her what I put in that food that almost cost her death that day.
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After that event, till date I have swore not to come across or have anything to do with a virgin, and it's no jokes. Though I more matured and experienced now to handle situation like that if it ever occur again.

You write so well bro. Really enjoyed your story.

Crossroad1:
A 40-year-old Las Vegas hotel cleaner won a child support battle against a 28-year-old millionaire who she never slept with.

Jane was 36 when she stole a used condom from a then 24-year-old tech millionaire’s hotel garbage can.

She inserted the semen inside her vagina and became pregnant with a baby boy who is now 4-years-old.

During the child support hearing, Jane confessed that she never slept with the young millionaire and that she impregnated herself with his sperm while she was cleaning his room.
“He left his bank statement on the nightstand in his hotel room and I saw it when I was cleaning, at the time I wanted a baby so bad and I thought it would be better if I had a baby with a rich man”

The paternity test where conducted and the young millionaire is the father. The court ordered him to pay the mother of the child $2 million for the 3 years of his son’s life he missed.

His lawyers said their client is planning to pursue other legal actions against the mother for stealing his bodily fluids and violating his privacy.

Meanwhile, Jane had quit the hotel cleaning job and started a few businesses with her newfound fortune, she still has full custody of her child whom she named after his father.

No be juju be this?

Rocktation, farano

If this story is true, then the judge that presided over the case needs to be checked.

Ezemarcel:
this is bambam

Except no b this bam bam we d talk

Baba she didn't change much. She is still pretty much same colour. Except you are saw another of her recent pics that are not posted here.

PS3 slim available for sale with 2 pads. Call or WhatsApp 08035009448

toffyz:
6 years extension is way to long for an already 28 years old player.

So he would be around 34 plus by the time the contract expires.

Poor decision!

Goalkeepers get better with age.

yanabasee1:
I can easily face a lion and have guts to fight it.... But no matter how mall a snake is... my guts are buried and being scared becomes a thing...

You cannot easily face a lion and have guts to fight it bro even in your exaggeration.

vickydankal:


Have you heard Peter Obi speak live, if you have reduce it by 10 years and that's how my husband sounds both live and in the phone. Even though he gave me 4 years.

I know you do tease him about it sometimes.

vickydankal:
It has its advantages but publicly it can be humilating. My husband has baby body not just face with the voice of a baby too. You can imagine what it's like to go on occasion holding hands.

Like my husband just laugh over every comment and don't take it to heart. Don't give people the key to decide your mood because of your face.

I wish I could hear the baby voice. Una no go kill person on this platform

ImaIma1:
Me that I was carrying my baby in a carrier and walking on the street and one woman commented saying "see baby carrying baby".

This is legit funny

Icarus99:
Now is the time to stock up btc
Something tells me it will sky rocket but I don’t know if it’s the devil or village pipu talking

It is a risk worth taking.

Deborah98:
That's nice of her...

Really? Not so impressed. If she really wants to show honesty, I think she should have factored in inflation and pay the equivalent sum in today's naira value.

sapphiere:
Never keep your girlchild with any man not even her father.

cc BRATISLAVA

What are you saying? Do you think the child is solely yours? I doubt you are married.

Checked86:

I really don't understand again. This is not my Barcelona. Kun is good, no doubt but he is not somebody we should bank on going forward

Barca don't have the money again. Pandemic has exposed them. They have a huge debt from years of gross mismanagement so they can't just go all out and sign players like they use to do before. It is similar with Madrid and that is why Madrid hardly sign big names like they used to do. See how long it took them to sign Hazard. I think for about 2 windows prior they didn't sign anyone. This is one of the reasons both clubs were spare heading the creation of the superleague.

paulolee:
good deal since he came for free..
but I dnt understand the policy behind selling a luis Suarez dts bin in spain n knows the league so well saying he was too old, only for the same board to buy aguero dts almost same age...
barca have lost it and laporta really have alot of work to do..

Exactly. Maybe they are trying to rectify the Suarez mistake.

But wait o my guy na you be this oo. You don reach here? Mr Pep Guardiola

paulolee:

my gee...m.a barca fan n rijkard did noting for barca then winning the ucl, pep won all trophies, changed d philosophy, reintorduced tikitaka n made many unknown players in dt squad to world beaters, d only coach dt came close was Enrique...lets me guided pls..
secondly I would even agree dt he did badly with bayern bcox henkes n flick did better than him..
lastly, pls dnt compare any of those names in city to pep bcox he outclass both records of mancini n pellegrini by his total wins, record points in a season, record goals in a season, more winning streak, more away consecutive wins n the list is endless..
how can u compare both that their trophies isnt even up to pep 10 trophies in just 6 seasons..lets argue without sentiment abeg..

Changing philosophy, using tikitaka is not the point. May I ask why he did not use the same tikitaka or philosophy to win the champions league at other clubs he has managed?

May I also ask who are the unknown names he turned into world beaters, is it Xavi, Iniesta Busquests or Messi?

You are also talking about record point in a season at Mancity, goals scores, more aways wins, etc. These things are irrelevant to the Mancity owners and fans if the champions league is still elusive. That is the major reason he was brought to the club and has been backed with a lot of MONEY! So he either delivers that or he will never be the best at least in my eyes.