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phemmyfour:
Illiterate

phemmyfour:
Emphasis on and the foreigners, the fatherless and the widows who live in your towns may come and eat and be satisfied

That's why you're bringing it to the CHURCH

The CHURCH is not the building but these people: Foreigners, needy amidst us

phemmyfour:
Mal 3:10

Bring ye all the tithes into the storehouse, that there may be meat in mine house,

proprince:
We are paying our Tithes amd we are seeing the results in our lives.
If you wanna eat yours, no problem, go ahead and eat it.
But if all of us should eat our tithes, where do you expect the the church to get money to run church activities??
Mind you, your tithe is just 10% of your harvest/earnings.

daddy freeze can go on and deceive whoever he wishes to.

ifko:
Someone should tell daddy freezr to read vs 28 and 29.mumu man

oluwaseyi0:
The gun doesn't kill is not my analogy, it's an analogy of some woke people in US. Let me explain

There is a law in the US called 2nd amendment law which states that "the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed" this allows every motherfucker to own a gun because guns are seen as their constitutional human right

The easiest way to reduce gun crime is to simply make it illegal for non-security people to have guns which will simply mean having a constitutional amendment to review and adjust the 2nd amendment

But most people and most legislators in National Assembly that can make this adjustment are against making the adjustment rather they all blame the shooters and excuse a system that makes it very easy for intending shooters to get guns

Any attempt to amend the 2nd amendment was always met with huge protest and stiff resistance, they claim "guns don't kill"

some of the people on quora who argue this guns don't kill shit I usually sarcastically reply them that they can as well legalize nuclear weapons in their country in the name of freedom and "guns don't kill"


You can read more on this wiki link, copy and past the whole link

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guns_don%27t_kill_people,_people_kill_people

oluwaseyi0:
US mass shooting is at least 2 to 3 times per week, their media is doing overtime to prevent most of the news from going mainstream everytime

So so many unreported or underreported shootings yet the still keep turning down bills to disarm non security peps

They are even overwoke to claim guns don't kill, that it's people that kill which I usually reply that everyone should be legalize to own nuclear weapons after all weapons don't kill

uchennaq:
I have started playing my bonny M Christmas � full album already, so I don't understand what you're talking about.

Tor80:
Sammie Okposo will be missed, he has always been the opening act for this event over the years
I wonder why Judikay and Frank Edwards aren't on the list

hello66:
Pls help a brother ,am stuck in between choice
I need a change of phone

Currently using Redmi,( kindaf tired of them)
I need a new kind of phone,
I seriously need suggestions from first hand users
Plsease, I don browse tire gsmarena .
There must be one Judas that will say the phone is worst phone ever

That's why am here ,
Btwen oopo, one plus , google pixel, vivo(heard about it today)
Budget is 300-350k

Things I look at for is SPeed and battery and don't get hot

I care less about camera

Pls assit a confused brother .my tired is tired

femicyrus:
Who is motivating the Portuguese who scored 4 goals against a side that wasted a penalty opportunity?

Who is motivating Ghana to be in the world cup?

Do you know what it takes to get a call up to a national team excluding Nigeria where you pay your way in or through nepotism?

The team quality is a function of the type of result you get

kushma:
Move on already biko, imagine trashing we collect from Portugal yesterday.

sukkot:
tHANKS BRO. My neighbor has being missing for 1 month now. she said she was going for big brother. i want to see if she is there

MadamVanessa:



Thread for BBNaija lovers not for me. I am too busy making my money hugely.

Bobmarie:
Why do you know your coworkers personal details so well and how is it relevant to your write up? What’s the point of us telling us your bm first car was stolen at gunpoint and how do you even know that?

einsteine:
Oh well, maybe you guys share the same profile of neuro divergence. I am sure if you surveyed 10 readers, 7-8 would find his line of reasoning tough to follow.

This kind of writing would score extremely low marks in any language assessment test.

Johndagr8t:
so this morning,I was in my working place having a face time with one of my side chick,I saw my gf msg she needed credit so I was just carried away with the girl I was having the video call with and boom I recharge my gf #180000, please how can I get it back,coz it from company account and dey don't know yet!!!!

famology:
Live Football Tv

famology:
I've been enjoying tstv for some time now. It's the best for me. I dashed out my DStv decoder and dish. It's only English premier league that gives DStv edge. I have an app on my phone with which I watch all live matches across the world. So I nor send DStv again.

Blake755:
Yeah to avoid dragging themselves into a war that didn't concern them

Blake755:
Poland should be careful

Jeremani:
my fear be say make them no use Africa as experiment ground.

we no get nothing except God

missidy:
You are not the only one. I have 800k yet I haven't been able to get a 2br in Lagos for almost 2 years. They keep showing me boys quarters or uncompleted flats. The worst is the agent and agreement fees keep increasing. Now they are calling 130k for both. Nigeria is just getting worse by the day and the there is no hope of it ever getting better. I can't wait to leave this useless place.

Anigreat:




I hate it when an academia disgrace himself like this just to be noticed , probably be given a light change to put in the pocket.

Tell me Davido was whatever, and I will believe you without doubt, but don't tell me Davido was sound in academics. Davido doesn't look like someone that has good book head

Joelobioha:
have you read about an occurrence that happened...a 1960's plane appeared from nowhere on an airport..can't remember...the crew where shocked to find themselves I our present age the pilot who was frightened took off it was beyond his reasoning what was happening.before the radar could get a trace of the aircraft they vanished again...at the same time the pilot dropped a pocket calendar showing the date which was 1965...this occurrence was hidden..some people believed they accidentally entered a wormhole... Still researching though

Annabelle12344:
Yes. I was supposed to cut him off from the beginning if he's intention was defined. But he came in as a friend. Like a big bro Who is already married and happy. Who only wanted to guide and help me secure a job and a good life.

Fahdiga:
He might be the best now simply because we no longer have quality defenders. He wouldn't be in the top ten if it was during the days of Terry, Vidic, Ricardo Cavaloh, Ramos, Maldini and Canavaro

Charmingrascal:
Eunice was a very beautiful Calabar girl, though naive but she was 2 years older than me, we were like friends before we started dating.
After constantly begging Eunice to allow me unlock her padlock for almost six months after our relationship officially took off, the afternoon came like a dream when she came to our family house and one thing led to the other, she told me to come and do what I have been trying to do all these while.
"Eunice are you sure you are ready for this" was the question I asked, Eunice nodded her head in affirmative.
After much smooching and pre-intimacy, I penetrated the tight "pinky door" Eunice reacted with a raucously moan that I felt pity for her. I was surprised not to see the the red liquid that flows from the pink hole when it welcomes a "ramrod" for the first time, I didn't really bother because I was happy to nap the pink hole for the first time and I have always known that it is not every girl that bleeds during first penetration.
After meekly penetration for few minutes and some intense moaning as a result of the painful pleasure, she became a bit relaxed and I began thrusting so hard, (perhaps I should not have done that).
It lasted for about 25/30 minutes Eunice took a shower and dressed up, she took a cup of ice cold water.
I was putting on my clothes to walk her down the road when I noticed Eunice holding her stomach.
"What's is happening to you" was the question I asked "I am having stomach pains" she said in a very dim and faded voice.
" Sorry love" I said smiling, (still fantasising about what just happened) I didn't know what was coming my way.
It was already few minutes past Four and by that time my disciplinarian Dad would have been on his way from the office, and I wanted Eunice to leave before his arrival, because he has warned me to stop bringing girls to his house.
"Don't worry love once you get home you can rest" I said to her, At this point she couldn't say anything again. Then I knew I was in deep sh*t.
"Eunice! Eunice!!! Eu... please talk to me" was the only thing I was saying.
She didn't respond, she was in serious pains with tears in her eyes.
That moment I remember God, I got my Bible read some Psalms inside water and forced the water inside her mouth.
Eunice still didn't say anything, she was only holding her stomach and rolling in bed.
"Jesus please help me, the blood of Jesus, the blood of Jesus" I kept on screaming like a priest who sees Lucifer in his dream.
After much back and forth I rushed to the next flat to inform my neighbors, Uncle Kenny and his twin brother who were well older than me.
"What did she eat, what happened" was the question Uncle Kenny asked.
Like a woman whose child is convulsing, I began to explain what happened to him.
"Bros we just finish playing and she started screaming stomach pains". "As big as you are, what type of play were you people playing that you kicked her in the stomach". Curious Uncle Kenny inquired "Uncle we had sex" I answered soberly, "Haaa!" Like a typical Yoruba man Uncle Taye (Kenny's twin brother) exclaimed.
With a little grin on his face "bring water and a salt" Uncle Kenny said.
I gave him water and he put a pinch of salt in it, she was given to drink. "increase that fan" he said and like a zombie under the command of his Lord I dashed to the ceiling fan control switch, I increased it to the highest level. I brought the milk my Dad who was fasting kept on the kitchen cabinet, she was given to drink.
After some minutes, I felt she was a bit relieved.
Uncle Kenny stood with me and was just looking at me with "corner eye", he knew Eunice was older than me because she was staying in our street and he knew her.
Few minutes later she was so relieved at least she could stand and walk. "Sorry oo, sorry oo Eunice" Uncle Kenny and his twin brother kept on saying to her. Obviously she was embarrassed.
All I was after was for her to just leave our house even if she would collapse on her way home.
I walked her down the dusty road a bit and ran back home.
This happened in 2011/2012 and that was the first and the last time I ever deflowered a girl and I will never do it again.