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Technology Market / Re: SWIFT DATA AND AIRTIME DEALS by djoe21(m): 4:35pm On Feb 06, 2020
He is genuine and fast in delivery. Nice one.
Romance / Re: Meet The Most Beautiful Female Corper In Nigeria (pictures) by djoe21(m): 8:08am On Feb 04, 2020
How many times will I say this, "there's nothing like most beautiful." What you see as beautiful, I may see as average or ugly, and vice versa.

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Sports / Re: Djokovic Wins 2020 Australian Open Men's Final by djoe21(m): 9:48am On Feb 03, 2020
IAMPhoenix007:




not exactly bro, fedal started turned pro 98 while nola turn pro 03 that a whole 5yr head start. now check there h2h both have meet 50 times in GS fedal won 23 and nola 27, even when fedal was in is prime he didn't really dominated the way nola and nadal are dominating now, he is struggling to win a GS since nola and nadal came on board, he only wins when either nadal or nola are injured. If the three of them (fedal, nola & nadal) turn pro the same year fedal would have been far behind the big three

Did you just type that Federer didn't really dominate in his prime like Nola and Nadal? Sorry I don't think you met Federer in his prime. undecided
Business / Re: Please Which Side Business Can I Start In School With At Least 10k by djoe21(m): 12:26pm On Feb 01, 2020
Kingsleyumeh007:
thanks bro for your contribution. And apparently in my school we have more dominations of female than male. I hope it sells well here in school.

You are welcome. I wish you the best.

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Business / Re: Please Which Side Business Can I Start In School With At Least 10k by djoe21(m): 10:14am On Feb 01, 2020
Kingsleyumeh007:
I am thinking of importing teeth whitener and sell it among students. Is that okay too?

Had a friend that sold it on Jumia. I don't know if the product actually works. But if it does, then it will sell well among students, especially female students.
Health / Re: Corona Virus: Is It Safe To Order Stuff From AliExpress? by djoe21(m): 10:11pm On Jan 31, 2020
ContractKiller:
No even try am

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grin grin this is funny

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Education / Re: SEE How A Doctor Injects Varsity Student To Death With Wrong Injection by djoe21(m): 2:02pm On Jan 31, 2020
TheGiftedOne:
All these IT/Apprentice students claiming doctors are everywhere in the nation's healthcare centres. Most times in emergency wards you'll see them surrounding patients like a swam of bees looking for their honeycomb...

This country matter just tire person...as if that is not enough, that talkative called Trump just dey block bursting hole wey person for take escape from this mess. Chai!

Very true. I experienced something similar back then in school when I went to remove a tooth at UBTH. The guy was just battling with it with such inexperience. At a point, he had to call his colleague to assist him. It got to a stage, I was the one encouraging him. By the time he got it done, the anesthesia was almost wearing off. I don't think I have experienced so much pain in my life. angry
Politics / Re: Throw Back Photo… Pretty Efik Ladies, Calabar (1970) by djoe21(m): 12:33pm On Jan 31, 2020
Na wa o. These ladies will all be very old now if not dead. Life is just transient.

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Music/Radio / Re: Please Help Me With Recommendation Of Any Recent Yoruba Rap Songs You Know by djoe21(m): 10:47pm On Jan 30, 2020
Though not recent but just go and listen to DEMOCRACY by Da Grin. Don't forget to put it on repeat o.
Romance / Re: How Comfortable Are You Knowing This by djoe21(m): 10:43pm On Jan 30, 2020
If this is the case then you are not her boyfriend, the other guy is.
Sports / Re: Kobe Bryant Speaking On Why He Usually Flies Private Helicopters (Throwback Vide by djoe21(m): 9:28am On Jan 30, 2020
Emaprince:
One said "till we meet again".....as if they have met each other before.

Nigerians like famzing anything Yankee. Trying too hard to belong.

May his soul rest in peace

grin grin grin can't stop laughing at your first statement.

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Crime / Re: Lady Disgrace For Stealing Cooking Oil In Super Market by djoe21(m): 8:38am On Jan 30, 2020
Arthurity1:

When I see people stealing food items, I just take pity on them... Only God knows the level of hunger and desperation that was killing the person. Although stealing is bad but then, this society should learn to be more compassionate... I once read a story of an American police officer that caught somebody shoplifting food items for his hungry kids, instead of arresting the guy, he paid for the items the man stole.

Yeah, you have spoken wisely. Came across that story too.
Crime / Re: Lady Disgrace For Stealing Cooking Oil In Super Market by djoe21(m): 9:49pm On Jan 29, 2020
I wouldn't be surprised if she did it to feed her child/children. Not saying it is right though but feel pity for her.

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Education / Re: How Many Times Did You Write WAEC Or JAMB Before Passing? by djoe21(m): 9:45pm On Jan 29, 2020
Fweshspice:
Naija got me frustrated now.. Book matter no dey my brain like it used too

Now you are wiser then. wink
Education / Re: How Many Times Did You Write WAEC Or JAMB Before Passing? by djoe21(m): 7:10pm On Jan 29, 2020
Fweshspice:
Once! I was that good back then.. I was!

Not anymore right? lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: About To Lose A Good Girl. Please Help! by djoe21(m): 10:11am On Jan 29, 2020
chigoizie7:
When I have the strength, I will come back to advice you.

Meanwhile let me discharge this girl that came over, I no Bleep again. Your story touch me. Few minutes of ecstasy with lifetime regrets and guilts. I no get babe ooh.

grin grin you don wise up.
Education / Re: Can A Person Lose His Sanity Due To Excess Reading? by djoe21(m): 9:56am On Jan 29, 2020
ojaysam25:
Hello Nairalanders

This issue has been bothering me for a while now......I had this friend who during our school days was so brilliant,in fact this friend of mine wrote his common entrance at primary 4....at jss1 he wrote his junior WAEC....

Back them we nickname him The "guru"....There was no time I visited him at home,that I wouldn't see him reading,this guy can read from morning till night.....though I was irritated with his attitude but I kept on admiring him because there is nothing in this world that this guy don't know....there is no words in the dictionary that is new to him... he was respected among our peers.....

Suddenly, he was no longer communicating with us with plain English,any small question will always be meant with grammar.. In fact this guy will go to the market to buy something and will begin to communicate with the market people with grammar...they we just be looking at him like a madman...

Then,one fateful day according to his mother,he ran out with a dictionary screaming "loquacious"all effort to calm him was in vain
the guy is in the asylum right now.....

This episode has left me confuse.....expert in the house can you help me out.....

CAN A PERSON LOSE HIS SANITY DUE TO EXCESSIVE READING??



Reminds me of the movie 'A Beautiful Mind'

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Celebrities / Re: Burnaboy Calls Nigerians On Twitter Jobless And Irresponsible by djoe21(m): 9:44am On Jan 29, 2020
rosemary21:


You are very intelligent.it didn't even occur to me,I was busy adding and subtracting grin grin

grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: Burnaboy Calls Nigerians On Twitter Jobless And Irresponsible by djoe21(m): 5:30pm On Jan 28, 2020
87. Just turn your phone upside down.

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Business / Re: Please Which Side Business Can I Start In School With At Least 10k by djoe21(m): 5:20pm On Jan 28, 2020
Kingsleyumeh007:

Federal Polytechnic, Oko Anambra State.

Why don't you buy and sell those small bags students like to carry.
Business / Re: My Best Shot In These Three Businesses. by djoe21(m): 5:14pm On Jan 28, 2020
Lolz at the bolded. Anyways, whatever business you decide to do, my only advice for you is to make sure that you are present to run it especially at the early stage. Also make sure you don't use all that savings for any one particular business.

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Business / Re: Please Which Side Business Can I Start In School With At Least 10k by djoe21(m): 5:09pm On Jan 28, 2020
Which school are you?
Family / Re: Wife: A Good Gift To Her Husband by djoe21(m): 1:00pm On Jan 28, 2020
DexterousOne:


Well

It's fine by you

But if i had a wife who thinks like this

That marriage will be shaky.

Anyways I don't blame you

Many African women were not raised to love it have a proper relationship with their husband's

It's all about getting "legal kids" and not "Bastards" and the man working to raise them on behalf of the woman

So I am not surprised really

That is how the average Nigerian woman thinks I tell you. That's why you keep seeing and hearing 'my kids, my kids' like the kids are not for both the husband and wife.

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Celebrities / Re: Sejal Sharma Commits Suicide, Drops Note by djoe21(m): 4:22pm On Jan 26, 2020
onwuakpachris:
this life sef...more useless than d "p" in psychology...u think ur problem is money..great looks and fame..just wait till u have them all..only then will u realize that life's so useless..ask..Marilyn Monroe..Amy winehouse..the great Elvis Presley.. john lennon..Michael jackson..Whitney Houston..Eminem..demi lovato..Avicii..the prince...christina bobbi brown..mac miller..e.t.c. d list is just endless..all stinkingly rich nd famous but depressed souls.. so only ignorant fellows still asks why a rich nd famous person commited suicide..

According to the catholic bishop and doctor of the church, St. Augustine, your soul doesn't rest until it rest in God. This is very true.

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Family / Re: Wife Dumps Her ‘One-Minute’ Husband For A Corper In Nasarawa by djoe21(m): 9:16am On Jan 25, 2020
frozen70:
Sex is not something to manage, if you are hot in bed and love sex, look for a hot partner

Men, once your wife complains about your inability to satisfy her do the needful and improve on it

Once she taste it outside that's when she will prefer the outside one to the inside one

Women are made for men specifically for sex satisfaction

Hahahaha. What kind of comment is this? What do you even mean by your last statement?

Well, if sex wasn't something to manage, she should have simply married her ex or divorce the husband and gone back to the ex. By the time suffer finish both of them, she would move from high libido to low libido. This is simply a classic case of someone who wants to eat her cake and have it. Very selfish and unwise woman!
Family / Re: Wife Dumps Her ‘One-Minute’ Husband For A Corper In Nasarawa by djoe21(m): 9:09am On Jan 25, 2020
eni4real:
Ex Boyfriends have no responsibility of providing for a wife and 3 Children.. He may not be a serious student sef.. Idling around taking Horse Power, Marijuana and Tramadol to explore different erogenous Zone in the Lady..
Have time to watch porn and practice all the sex style he learnt on the lady while the lady was enjoying the pleasures the bring!!!

The lady was supposed to marry him... But she knows that the guy is only good for sex.. He has nothing else to offer as far being a real man is concerned!!!

Such lady will not settle for those that have increased their sexual appetite to a very high level..

They want hardworking men who are responsible in all front and still expect him to have the same sexual prowess as the student Boyfriend and the idle more youthful Corper??

How about that!?

That husband is trying, he was even giving her MouthAction, what else does she want... Stroke game??

I hope that man does not die of stroke in an attempt to add stroke games to all his routine daily activities to keep wealth up!!!

Solution: Both of them should fix the sex issue.. They should seek help.. It is their problems.. The woman has no marital right to leave the husband alone on an issue like this!!!

The selfish one here is the Woman , trust me...

She relegate her husband and 3 Children just because she want the erogenous zones (created by his student Boyfriend) satisfied!!!

Shame on her!!!!

Thank you.

I really don't want to call the woman the names I have on my mind.
Family / Re: Wife Dumps Her ‘One-Minute’ Husband For A Corper In Nasarawa by djoe21(m): 9:05am On Jan 25, 2020
bukatyne:


Poor sex, sexual incompatibility etc is part of sexual problems.

I think most people in Nigeria don't marry for love.

That's why they think of jumping ship at first sign of trouble.

E.g. instead of the wife to look for creative ways to solve their problem and husband to listen, she became the land corper shun was serving.

Very true.
Family / Re: Wife Dumps Her ‘One-Minute’ Husband For A Corper In Nasarawa by djoe21(m): 9:01am On Jan 25, 2020
MissGodOwn:
No it's something but I think the man was too proud, he should have listened to his wife n both of them would have found a solution to the problem.

Being responsible, helping your wife's business, providing for the home and Children , staying faithful to your wife etc is bland and nothing..


Story
Family / Re: Wife Dumps Her ‘One-Minute’ Husband For A Corper In Nasarawa by djoe21(m): 11:05pm On Jan 24, 2020
OdefaGirl:
This case is really serious and real....it will hurt the man for crying out loud. WTH!!, telling him to his face that you are leaving him because of his poor performance in bed.... cry cry
But actually sex is one of the sweetest thing in marriage to both spouses...no one should be too busy to deny the partner sex...it's important (to me; more than gifts). The man would have tried to help his sexu@l life since he is Mr. Integrity but unfortunately he is satisfied with his performance, forgetting that the woman is just halfway to satisfaction.
She knows what she wants but she went about it in a wrong way.

Does that woman look like someone that knows what she wants?
Education / Re: What Was The Craziest Thing You Experienced In Secondary School? by djoe21(m): 6:24pm On Jan 23, 2020
nurey:


Floreat

Naaa, not one of you guys. undecided I am Pro Unitate. cool

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