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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Liverpool: UCL (1 - 0) On 18th February 2020 by djoe21(m): 8:16pm On Feb 18, 2020
Expert17:


What does the statistics reveal to u?

When I saw your interpretation of the statistics you put up there, I just realized you actually do not know much about statistics.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Liverpool: UCL (1 - 0) On 18th February 2020 by djoe21(m): 8:06pm On Feb 18, 2020
Renforce:


All these 2 season wonder Liverpool fans tho grin

Lol. If you think Vidic is better than Van Dijk, then I don't know what to tell you.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Liverpool: UCL (1 - 0) On 18th February 2020 by djoe21(m): 8:02pm On Feb 18, 2020
Renforce:


Them be mate?

Not at all. Van Dijk is better.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Liverpool: UCL (1 - 0) On 18th February 2020 by djoe21(m): 7:56pm On Feb 18, 2020
Expert17:


Vidic best season VS Van dirk best season grin grin grin grin

Is this how you make comparison? undecided
Romance / Re: Khadija, Inusa, Ibrahim Marriage Election Held In Bauchi by djoe21(m): 8:29am On Feb 15, 2020
I just have that feeling she will cheat with the loser later especially if he continues to make secret advances. She will cheat either to compensate him or to get what she can no longer have. I hope she doesn't though.

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Family / Re: I Suspect My Wife Is Setting Me Up With Her Friend by djoe21(m): 8:05am On Feb 15, 2020
Fountainofyouth:



You should leave nairaland since you are a 90 year old innit?

Op, threaten your wife by telling her its either you leave the house for them or the friend leaves,

As for the sex thing, you are stupid for fvcking her, when you know you're getting hard on and whatnot with the friend, why didn't you move out and live with a friend or hotel till your wife gets back? You clearly have no tangible reason to have fvcked her mister, tell your wife and free yourself of the guilt.

Do you even realise how insensitive and unwise his wife was? Abeg leave the man. I think she got what she deserved. But op please don't do that again. Like someone said, just man up and clear the mess.
Romance / Re: Can I Ask My Boss Out For Valentine? by djoe21(m): 8:58am On Feb 14, 2020
Omoapena:

Don’t ask her directly,
Just reply to same status that you are in same shoe and you so wish to have a Val date.
Her reply would tell if you should go on and ask her out...

Naaa, not the best of replies. Looks desperate and pitiful. When going for a woman above your class, you need to show confidence and charm.
Romance / Re: Can I Ask My Boss Out For Valentine? by djoe21(m): 8:52am On Feb 14, 2020
Openbusiness:

Unless you are Denzel Washington or Anthony Joshua, abort mission cheesy

I love Danzel. The best American actor of all time for me.

Anyways, I see no reason why the op shouldn't take his shot if he is serious. If he plays it right, I see him doing an Idris Elba in the movie DADDY'S LITTLE GIRLS.
Romance / Re: Valentine: List Your Top 3 Romantic Movies by djoe21(m): 8:00am On Feb 14, 2020
heckymaicon:
JOHN WICK 1

JOHN WICK 2

SHOT CALLER

Shot caller is not a romantic movie.
Education / Re: What's The Difference Between Being Brilliant And Intelligent? by djoe21(m): 5:21pm On Feb 10, 2020
Moneyfem:
Intelligence is a more holistic concept. We have academic, emotional, social, digital intelligence, etc. A person of high IQ will not only be good at books but at other things also.

On the other hand, brilliance is that natural sharpness of a person in a particular line, eg academics.

Bottom Line

For you to be intelligent, that means you're brilliant because brilliance is an integral of intelligence. So, you're free to interchange them.

"....For you to be intelligent, that means you're brilliant..." I think you meant it the other way round as brilliance should be a subset of intelligence; just as your writeup explained. Nice explanation though.
Events / Re: Wedding Without Reception At Catholic Church Bariga. Food & Souvenir Packaged by djoe21(m): 11:13am On Feb 10, 2020
chukzyfcbb:
This is Simple short and sweet!

But I will not adopt it, thanks but no thanks I will have my reception after church wedding smiley

All my dance steps I have been learning since my teenage years has to be put to good use , lol

cheesy cheesy clown.
Family / Re: Lady Thanks Her Husband For Marrying Her (Photos) by djoe21(m): 3:54pm On Feb 09, 2020
It is either the lady is seeking for attention with a fake story or she is not wise. I hope it is the former.

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Romance / Re: "Women With Hot Temper Are Good Wife Materials" - Lady by djoe21(m): 3:50pm On Feb 09, 2020
...and they kill easily right? lipsrsealed

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Technology Market / Re: SWIFT DATA AND AIRTIME DEALS by djoe21(m): 4:35pm On Feb 06, 2020
He is genuine and fast in delivery. Nice one.
Romance / Re: Meet The Most Beautiful Female Corper In Nigeria (pictures) by djoe21(m): 8:08am On Feb 04, 2020
How many times will I say this, "there's nothing like most beautiful." What you see as beautiful, I may see as average or ugly, and vice versa.

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Sports / Re: Djokovic Wins 2020 Australian Open Men's Final by djoe21(m): 9:48am On Feb 03, 2020
IAMPhoenix007:




not exactly bro, fedal started turned pro 98 while nola turn pro 03 that a whole 5yr head start. now check there h2h both have meet 50 times in GS fedal won 23 and nola 27, even when fedal was in is prime he didn't really dominated the way nola and nadal are dominating now, he is struggling to win a GS since nola and nadal came on board, he only wins when either nadal or nola are injured. If the three of them (fedal, nola & nadal) turn pro the same year fedal would have been far behind the big three

Did you just type that Federer didn't really dominate in his prime like Nola and Nadal? Sorry I don't think you met Federer in his prime. undecided
Business / Re: Please Which Side Business Can I Start In School With At Least 10k by djoe21(m): 12:26pm On Feb 01, 2020
Kingsleyumeh007:
thanks bro for your contribution. And apparently in my school we have more dominations of female than male. I hope it sells well here in school.

You are welcome. I wish you the best.

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Business / Re: Please Which Side Business Can I Start In School With At Least 10k by djoe21(m): 10:14am On Feb 01, 2020
Kingsleyumeh007:
I am thinking of importing teeth whitener and sell it among students. Is that okay too?

Had a friend that sold it on Jumia. I don't know if the product actually works. But if it does, then it will sell well among students, especially female students.
Health / Re: Corona Virus: Is It Safe To Order Stuff From AliExpress? by djoe21(m): 10:11pm On Jan 31, 2020
ContractKiller:
No even try am

[img]https://images./5UFpitnbgZPA1sxxwI1ZET.gif[/img]

grin grin this is funny

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Education / Re: SEE How A Doctor Injects Varsity Student To Death With Wrong Injection by djoe21(m): 2:02pm On Jan 31, 2020
TheGiftedOne:
All these IT/Apprentice students claiming doctors are everywhere in the nation's healthcare centres. Most times in emergency wards you'll see them surrounding patients like a swam of bees looking for their honeycomb...

This country matter just tire person...as if that is not enough, that talkative called Trump just dey block bursting hole wey person for take escape from this mess. Chai!

Very true. I experienced something similar back then in school when I went to remove a tooth at UBTH. The guy was just battling with it with such inexperience. At a point, he had to call his colleague to assist him. It got to a stage, I was the one encouraging him. By the time he got it done, the anesthesia was almost wearing off. I don't think I have experienced so much pain in my life. angry
Politics / Re: Throw Back Photo… Pretty Efik Ladies, Calabar (1970) by djoe21(m): 12:33pm On Jan 31, 2020
Na wa o. These ladies will all be very old now if not dead. Life is just transient.

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Music/Radio / Re: Please Help Me With Recommendation Of Any Recent Yoruba Rap Songs You Know by djoe21(m): 10:47pm On Jan 30, 2020
Though not recent but just go and listen to DEMOCRACY by Da Grin. Don't forget to put it on repeat o.
Romance / Re: How Comfortable Are You Knowing This by djoe21(m): 10:43pm On Jan 30, 2020
If this is the case then you are not her boyfriend, the other guy is.
Sports / Re: Kobe Bryant Speaking On Why He Usually Flies Private Helicopters (Throwback Vide by djoe21(m): 9:28am On Jan 30, 2020
Emaprince:
One said "till we meet again".....as if they have met each other before.

Nigerians like famzing anything Yankee. Trying too hard to belong.

May his soul rest in peace

grin grin grin can't stop laughing at your first statement.

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Crime / Re: Lady Disgrace For Stealing Cooking Oil In Super Market by djoe21(m): 8:38am On Jan 30, 2020
Arthurity1:

When I see people stealing food items, I just take pity on them... Only God knows the level of hunger and desperation that was killing the person. Although stealing is bad but then, this society should learn to be more compassionate... I once read a story of an American police officer that caught somebody shoplifting food items for his hungry kids, instead of arresting the guy, he paid for the items the man stole.

Yeah, you have spoken wisely. Came across that story too.
Crime / Re: Lady Disgrace For Stealing Cooking Oil In Super Market by djoe21(m): 9:49pm On Jan 29, 2020
I wouldn't be surprised if she did it to feed her child/children. Not saying it is right though but feel pity for her.

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Education / Re: How Many Times Did You Write WAEC Or JAMB Before Passing? by djoe21(m): 9:45pm On Jan 29, 2020
Fweshspice:
Naija got me frustrated now.. Book matter no dey my brain like it used too

Now you are wiser then. wink
Education / Re: How Many Times Did You Write WAEC Or JAMB Before Passing? by djoe21(m): 7:10pm On Jan 29, 2020
Fweshspice:
Once! I was that good back then.. I was!

Not anymore right? lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: About To Lose A Good Girl. Please Help! by djoe21(m): 10:11am On Jan 29, 2020
chigoizie7:
When I have the strength, I will come back to advice you.

Meanwhile let me discharge this girl that came over, I no Bleep again. Your story touch me. Few minutes of ecstasy with lifetime regrets and guilts. I no get babe ooh.

grin grin you don wise up.
Education / Re: Can A Person Lose His Sanity Due To Excess Reading? by djoe21(m): 9:56am On Jan 29, 2020
ojaysam25:
Hello Nairalanders

This issue has been bothering me for a while now......I had this friend who during our school days was so brilliant,in fact this friend of mine wrote his common entrance at primary 4....at jss1 he wrote his junior WAEC....

Back them we nickname him The "guru"....There was no time I visited him at home,that I wouldn't see him reading,this guy can read from morning till night.....though I was irritated with his attitude but I kept on admiring him because there is nothing in this world that this guy don't know....there is no words in the dictionary that is new to him... he was respected among our peers.....

Suddenly, he was no longer communicating with us with plain English,any small question will always be meant with grammar.. In fact this guy will go to the market to buy something and will begin to communicate with the market people with grammar...they we just be looking at him like a madman...

Then,one fateful day according to his mother,he ran out with a dictionary screaming "loquacious"all effort to calm him was in vain
the guy is in the asylum right now.....

This episode has left me confuse.....expert in the house can you help me out.....

CAN A PERSON LOSE HIS SANITY DUE TO EXCESSIVE READING??



Reminds me of the movie 'A Beautiful Mind'

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Celebrities / Re: Burnaboy Calls Nigerians On Twitter Jobless And Irresponsible by djoe21(m): 9:44am On Jan 29, 2020
rosemary21:


You are very intelligent.it didn't even occur to me,I was busy adding and subtracting grin grin

grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: Burnaboy Calls Nigerians On Twitter Jobless And Irresponsible by djoe21(m): 5:30pm On Jan 28, 2020
87. Just turn your phone upside down.

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