phemmyfour:
Illiterate

A supposed christian. SMH

phemmyfour:
Emphasis on and the foreigners, the fatherless and the widows who live in your towns may come and eat and be satisfied

That's why you're bringing it to the CHURCH

The CHURCH is not the building but these people: Foreigners, needy amidst us

That is not where the emphasis is. Kindly read it again. Try to be open minded when reading it as well.

phemmyfour:
Mal 3:10

Bring ye all the tithes into the storehouse, that there may be meat in mine house,

Pls go back and read Deut 14 : 28-29.

proprince:
We are paying our Tithes amd we are seeing the results in our lives.
If you wanna eat yours, no problem, go ahead and eat it.
But if all of us should eat our tithes, where do you expect the the church to get money to run church activities??
Mind you, your tithe is just 10% of your harvest/earnings.

daddy freeze can go on and deceive whoever he wishes to.

There is what is called freewill giving, donation, offering, etc. This was explained extensively in new testament.

I really don't like this idea of - if people don't tithe, the church cannot run.

ifko:
Someone should tell daddy freezr to read vs 28 and 29.mumu man

There is nothing there that really contradicts what he said.

oluwaseyi0:


The gun doesn't kill is not my analogy, it's an analogy of some woke people in US. Let me explain

There is a law in the US called 2nd amendment law which states that "the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed" this allows every motherfucker to own a gun because guns are seen as their constitutional human right

The easiest way to reduce gun crime is to simply make it illegal for non-security people to have guns which will simply mean having a constitutional amendment to review and adjust the 2nd amendment

But most people and most legislators in National Assembly that can make this adjustment are against making the adjustment rather they all blame the shooters and excuse a system that makes it very easy for intending shooters to get guns

Any attempt to amend the 2nd amendment was always met with huge protest and stiff resistance, they claim "guns don't kill"

some of the people on quora who argue this guns don't kill shit I usually sarcastically reply them that they can as well legalize nuclear weapons in their country in the name of freedom and "guns don't kill"


You can read more on this wiki link, copy and past the whole link

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guns_don%27t_kill_people,_people_kill_people

Yeah sure I get all these. But looking at it, technically guns cannot kill on its own except when wielded by someone. That's why they say guns don't kill but people kill people. I remember when DMX used this line in the movie Romeo must Die ).

Anyways, even though I believe they should be some levels of restrictions as to gun possession, I still think they are some advantages to what the US is practising. In fact, in Nigeria some people are beginning to acquire guns for private use to protect themselves because even though they are restrictions and laws against arms possession in the country, many still acquire them illegally to intimidate others and carry out their nefarious acts.

All this being said. We cannot still compare the destruction guns cause to what nuclear weapons can do. So in my opinion you shouldn't say because anyone can easily own gun in the US then everyone or country should be allowed to possess nuclear weapons. Like the saying goes, if humans survive world war 3 then world war 4 will be fought with sticks and poles. Do you know why? It is because of the level of destruction the world would experience. Humans may become extinct. Do you think this is because of guns? No it is because of nuclear weapons. These kind of weapons should never have been made in the first place. And now that they have, the world should be doing everything within its power to ensure it is in as limited hands as possible and for more not to be produced.

oluwaseyi0:


US mass shooting is at least 2 to 3 times per week, their media is doing overtime to prevent most of the news from going mainstream everytime

So so many unreported or underreported shootings yet the still keep turning down bills to disarm non security peps

They are even overwoke to claim guns don't kill, that it's people that kill which I usually reply that everyone should be legalize to own nuclear weapons after all weapons don't kill

Sorry but I am finding it difficult to see the rationale behind your response to the claim that guns don't kill, it is people that kill. Hence nuclear weapon should be legalized.

I think you should think it through. I don't think the analogy used in your response really makes sense.

Pls, I am not trying to insult you in any way.

uchennaq:
I have started playing my bonny M Christmas � full album already, so I don't understand what you're talking about.

I love Bonny M. They still have the best Christmas songs collection.

Tor80:
Sammie Okposo will be missed, he has always been the opening act for this event over the years
I wonder why Judikay and Frank Edwards aren't on the list

I don't think the list is conclusive.

hello66:
Pls help a brother ,am stuck in between choice
I need a change of phone

Currently using Redmi,( kindaf tired of them)
I need a new kind of phone,
I seriously need suggestions from first hand users
Plsease, I don browse tire gsmarena .
There must be one Judas that will say the phone is worst phone ever

That's why am here ,
Btwen oopo, one plus , google pixel, vivo(heard about it today)
Budget is 300-350k

Things I look at for is SPeed and battery and don't get hot

I care less about camera

Pls assit a confused brother .my tired is tired

I can relate. You are like me. When it comes to buying a phone, I do a lot of research and reading. And truly no matter how good a phone is, there is always someone that has a negative review to give.

I do not know much about the other phones because I have not used them. I use Oppo and I love it. I was actually using their A series before upgrading to Reno series. I love both phones. Although, the Reno is better.

In fact, I have an Oppo and another phone from a very popular phone manufacturers (I don't wan to mention name not to spoil their market). Even though my other phone cost slightly more, I prefer the Oppo.

I know several other people, family members and friend who have switched to Oppo and known of them is regretting it.

Like I said at the beginning, I have not used the other brands you mentioned so I don't have an opinion about them but for Oppo, I can tell you categorically that it is a good phone. Reno 7 or 8 is what I am aiming for next.

femicyrus:

Who is motivating the Portuguese who scored 4 goals against a side that wasted a penalty opportunity?

Who is motivating Ghana to be in the world cup?

Do you know what it takes to get a call up to a national team excluding Nigeria where you pay your way in or through nepotism?

The team quality is a function of the type of result you get

Not who but what. They are motivated by the forthcoming world cup. They have to be at their best to be included in their match day squad.

kushma:
Move on already biko, imagine trashing we collect from Portugal yesterday.

The boys are not motivated. They probably would have done better if they were actually going for the world cup.

sukkot:
tHANKS BRO. My neighbor has being missing for 1 month now. she said she was going for big brother. i want to see if she is there

MadamVanessa:



Thread for BBNaija lovers not for me. I am too busy making my money hugely.

And you are first to comment.

Bobmarie:


Why do you know your coworkers personal details so well and how is it relevant to your write up? What’s the point of us telling us your bm first car was stolen at gunpoint and how do you even know that?

It is not rocket science. By the way I think his style of writing is quite unique and interesting.

einsteine:


Oh well, maybe you guys share the same profile of neuro divergence. I am sure if you surveyed 10 readers, 7-8 would find his line of reasoning tough to follow.

This kind of writing would score extremely low marks in any language assessment test.

I read it and found it interesting. You may be surprised how wrong you will be if you carryout the survey.

If you want to criticize him you should do so constructively. Pointing out the areas you think he can do better not criticizing based on assumption.

Op please change the heading of your post. It doesn't relate to your write-up.

Johndagr8t:
so this morning,I was in my working place having a face time with one of my side chick,I saw my gf msg she needed credit so I was just carried away with the girl I was having the video call with and boom I recharge my gf #180000, please how can I get it back,coz it from company account and dey don't know yet!!!!

Tell her it's part payment for her bride price. She should give it to her dad. That you will balance the rest later.

Yeah it does influence to a degree. For example I bought Oraimo because of Tuface.

famology:


Live Football Tv

Thanks

famology:
I've been enjoying tstv for some time now. It's the best for me. I dashed out my DStv decoder and dish. It's only English premier league that gives DStv edge. I have an app on my phone with which I watch all live matches across the world. So I nor send DStv again.

Pls which app is that?

Blake755:

Yeah to avoid dragging themselves into a war that didn't concern them

They are being very smart that is why they are not giving Ukraine directly but asking US to do it on their behalf. Since US is NATO and NATO is US let them do it.

Blake755:
Poland should be careful

They are already being careful. In fact, they are being very smart. Kudos to them.

Jeremani:
my fear be say make them no use Africa as experiment ground.

we no get nothing except God

Person wey get God get everything.

missidy:
You are not the only one. I have 800k yet I haven't been able to get a 2br in Lagos for almost 2 years. They keep showing me boys quarters or uncompleted flats. The worst is the agent and agreement fees keep increasing. Now they are calling 130k for both. Nigeria is just getting worse by the day and the there is no hope of it ever getting better. I can't wait to leave this useless place.

It depends on the area. N800K should get you a two bed.

Anigreat:




I hate it when an academia disgrace himself like this just to be noticed , probably be given a light change to put in the pocket.

Tell me Davido was whatever, and I will believe you without doubt, but don't tell me Davido was sound in academics. Davido doesn't look like someone that has good book head

Don't judge a book by its cover.

Joelobioha:
have you read about an occurrence that happened...a 1960's plane appeared from nowhere on an airport..can't remember...the crew where shocked to find themselves I our present age the pilot who was frightened took off it was beyond his reasoning what was happening.before the radar could get a trace of the aircraft they vanished again...at the same time the pilot dropped a pocket calendar showing the date which was 1965...this occurrence was hidden..some people believed they accidentally entered a wormhole... Still researching though

This has already been debunct bro. By the end of your research, you will realize this.

You don't need to be asking this question seriously. You should be thanking God and informing us that you have found a job.

Annabelle12344:
Yes. I was supposed to cut him off from the beginning if he's intention was defined. But he came in as a friend. Like a big bro Who is already married and happy. Who only wanted to guide and help me secure a job and a good life.

And yet you still didn't cut him off after he asked you out severally. Which kind big bro and lil sis story you dey tell us so?

Fahdiga:
He might be the best now simply because we no longer have quality defenders. He wouldn't be in the top ten if it was during the days of Terry, Vidic, Ricardo Cavaloh, Ramos, Maldini and Canavaro

While you may have a point, remember it is two way. The lack of quality defenders may have also prevented him from reaching his true potentials. Healthy competition brings out the best in people. For example Messi and Ronaldo.

Charmingrascal:
Eunice was a very beautiful Calabar girl, though naive but she was 2 years older than me, we were like friends before we started dating.
After constantly begging Eunice to allow me unlock her padlock for almost six months after our relationship officially took off, the afternoon came like a dream when she came to our family house and one thing led to the other, she told me to come and do what I have been trying to do all these while.
"Eunice are you sure you are ready for this" was the question I asked, Eunice nodded her head in affirmative.
After much smooching and pre-intimacy, I penetrated the tight "pinky door" Eunice reacted with a raucously moan that I felt pity for her. I was surprised not to see the the red liquid that flows from the pink hole when it welcomes a "ramrod" for the first time, I didn't really bother because I was happy to nap the pink hole for the first time and I have always known that it is not every girl that bleeds during first penetration.
After meekly penetration for few minutes and some intense moaning as a result of the painful pleasure, she became a bit relaxed and I began thrusting so hard, (perhaps I should not have done that).
It lasted for about 25/30 minutes Eunice took a shower and dressed up, she took a cup of ice cold water.
I was putting on my clothes to walk her down the road when I noticed Eunice holding her stomach.
"What's is happening to you" was the question I asked "I am having stomach pains" she said in a very dim and faded voice.
" Sorry love" I said smiling, (still fantasising about what just happened) I didn't know what was coming my way.
It was already few minutes past Four and by that time my disciplinarian Dad would have been on his way from the office, and I wanted Eunice to leave before his arrival, because he has warned me to stop bringing girls to his house.
"Don't worry love once you get home you can rest" I said to her, At this point she couldn't say anything again. Then I knew I was in deep sh*t.
"Eunice! Eunice!!! Eu... please talk to me" was the only thing I was saying.
She didn't respond, she was in serious pains with tears in her eyes.
That moment I remember God, I got my Bible read some Psalms inside water and forced the water inside her mouth.
Eunice still didn't say anything, she was only holding her stomach and rolling in bed.
"Jesus please help me, the blood of Jesus, the blood of Jesus" I kept on screaming like a priest who sees Lucifer in his dream.
After much back and forth I rushed to the next flat to inform my neighbors, Uncle Kenny and his twin brother who were well older than me.
"What did she eat, what happened" was the question Uncle Kenny asked.
Like a woman whose child is convulsing, I began to explain what happened to him.
"Bros we just finish playing and she started screaming stomach pains". "As big as you are, what type of play were you people playing that you kicked her in the stomach". Curious Uncle Kenny inquired "Uncle we had sex" I answered soberly, "Haaa!" Like a typical Yoruba man Uncle Taye (Kenny's twin brother) exclaimed.
With a little grin on his face "bring water and a salt" Uncle Kenny said.
I gave him water and he put a pinch of salt in it, she was given to drink. "increase that fan" he said and like a zombie under the command of his Lord I dashed to the ceiling fan control switch, I increased it to the highest level. I brought the milk my Dad who was fasting kept on the kitchen cabinet, she was given to drink.
After some minutes, I felt she was a bit relieved.
Uncle Kenny stood with me and was just looking at me with "corner eye", he knew Eunice was older than me because she was staying in our street and he knew her.
Few minutes later she was so relieved at least she could stand and walk. "Sorry oo, sorry oo Eunice" Uncle Kenny and his twin brother kept on saying to her. Obviously she was embarrassed.
All I was after was for her to just leave our house even if she would collapse on her way home.
I walked her down the dusty road a bit and ran back home.
This happened in 2011/2012 and that was the first and the last time I ever deflowered a girl and I will never do it again.

clown. So funny!

Kalubolt:
This story is old but whenever I rmbr it I just shook my head for escaping a close shave with long term in jail or life imprisonment.
It was in 2008, I was dating a 21yr old girl who was a virgin. I was 28 then.
I was working as a driver in a park where her mother sells food. So she after school she always comes to help her mother out till in the evening. Meanwhile she was schooling in LASU then, 100L. Me too, I was a year 2 drop out of Auchi Poly that finds myself in an inconvenient environment of garage lifestyle and tours. Not trying to hype myself, but there was one thing that distinguish me from other drivers.
1. I still dress very well like a student
2. Inside my bus you will still find books and magazines that I read and while away the time with until it's my turn to load. We load twice a day, so I am always at the park most times.
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My colleagues and others in the park always call me student or Man U cus I love United so much that I wore their jerseys most of the time. One thing led to the other me and this girl became friends especially bcus I help her solve some school problems. We were just rolling as usual, none of us has ask each other out or to mutter the word I like or love you.
Bcus of her I stay a little at my family's house at night cus it isn't far from hers, while my place is a #50 bus to back then. So one Sunday she said I should come and take her to know my place. That Sunday morning I first pay my family a visit and then went to her place to pick her and we journey to my place.
We got to my place and she felt at home, we ate and drank and then chatted till 12noon when she said she wants to go home.
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I escorted her home and she said I should come see her in the evening, I said no problem. I went to see my family again and then go see the Sunday Epl matches. In the evening as usual I went to her place and saw her younger brother outside. I told him to help me call her sister which he did. When she came out, she was acting one kind and giving me attitude. I tried to know what's going on but she said I should just go. But we didn't quarrel earlier in the day so what's with this current attitude, she just told me to go and went inside. This was around 7:30pm, hmmm.. I just thought to myself instead of her to spoil my day let me make use of it well and get ready for tmrw's work. There was this girl I have then, a Matured girl that is a year older than me. We're friends with benefit. I said let me go see her whether she will make the day memorable for me. Luckily I met her at home cus she too na waka dugbe. We went to have some few drinks and eat, and then I told her she's following me home o. She didn't agree at first but after some persuasion she agreed to.
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Now guys, I lived in a face me and slap you house then. But in that compound, we live like a family. Things don't get lost there and everyone looks out for each other. My room, I don't lock it with keys apart from just jamming the door. So before me and this babe left for my place, she called her room mate that she won't be coming home that night. So we left for my place, at my bus stop we bought some suya and can beers. So we started walking to my street. As we just entered the gate to our street, I looked up to my house window which was a 3 storey building while I live in the 1st floor, I saw my room light was on. How manage I thought to myself cus I am very sure I always put off all my electronic gadgets before leaving the house. I didn't say anything, we kept going. As both of us were climbing the step, I quickly hasten my steps to get to my room before her cus it was the first room after you climb the 1st floor.
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While she was still dragging her legs up the stairs, I have entered my room. To my greatest surprise I saw my room neatly arranged with my virgin girl lying on top of the bed. I exclaimed: Babe what are you doing here and how did you get here? She just grudgingly said, hmmm... I should leave her jor, she's here is that she's here. Wtf! What do you mean that you are here is that you are here, before she could say anything the other babe entered. At the stage I was in a transfixed, the babe that came with me was like hmmmm.... Uche, you already have a girl here and you invited me home. I told her it's not what she think, while we were talking my virgin babe stood up from the bed and walk outside to go stay at our balcony leaving me and the other babe inside.
I was trying to explain to the babe that came with me that she's just a new friend and nothing between us. She said I shouldn't lie to her and just say the truth that it's my new catch. I admitted that she's right that she's my new catch but I didn't invite her nor was expecting her. That we even had a spat off that evening before coming to her place.
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She just flung herself to the bed and told me, ehen e don happen nah. That I will have to sleep with two of them this night. What, for this my young age na im una wan kill me I said to myself. I quickly left that one inside and go after my virgin babe who was at the balcony. I met her and start asking her what's the meaning of all this nonsense she's pulling off today. First I came to your place and you told me off without any reason, not that we had any spat prior to that. She said is that why I went to bring another babe, that I should go tell her to go home that she has come to stay. Come to stay, how do you mean I asked? She said she has told me finish. I was perplexed and thinking hard on what to do, it was some minutes past 10pm and who do I send home?
I went back to my room and started begging that one to please go home that we'll see another day. She said lai lai, she's not going anywhere. That shey I was there when she called her roommate that she's not coming back that day. Where do I want her to go now?
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After much deliberation, I decided to lodge her in a hotel around my area. While there I pleaded with her not to be angry with everything, she understood and I collected "ofu aka" hahahaha, gave her some money and bade her goodnight. I returned back home by 11:30pm and met my virgin babe already sleeping. I woke her up for a serious tet-a-tat. Young lady, what did you tell your parents at home and where did you tell them you're going to this one you want to spend the night here? She said I shouldn't bother with whatever she told them that I should prepare for her staying a week at my place, a week I exclaimed! You're getting me confused with everything you're doing. She just told me to calm down or should she be going? I told her nope, but she should make understand what's going on. She just said I shouldn't worry my head.
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That night, it was just only cuddle, kissing and smooching we did cus she had already told me she was a virgin and should give her time to decide when to lose it which I had agreed. So Monday morning I left for work leaving her alone and dropping money for food. Came back in the evening to see her already playing and gisting with my neighbors as if they have known each other for long. Monday night same cuddle and kissing and all with no penetration. Tuesday same thing. On Wednesday night, the romance was so intense that we both especially her needed the sex. I tried to penetrate but she screamed. I will remove it again. Anytime I tried to penetrate same about to scream things, and I don't want neighbors to know what's going on cus it's a face me and slap you house. And moreover I was somehow still inexperienced about disflowering a virgin. What do we do now she asked me, I said I don't know that it's up to her to make up her mind if she want it or not.
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Then she gave me the bombshell, she said Uche I honestly wants this sex but I don't want to feel the pains due to what she has been hearing. That we should forget about the sex this night, that tmrw when I am coming back from work I should look for a drug that will make her sleep off and then I take her virginity. I said what, do you mean I should drug you. She said yes, that she's giving me the go ahead. She just don't want to feel any pain. We slept that Wednesday night and I went to work on Thursday. Thru out that day I was thinking of what to do. Which type of drug am I going to buy? I don't know any and I don't know who to ask or share the topic to.
Las las after the close of that day, I decided on myself to buy weed and mixed it in food for her. I have already heard stories of how people cooked weed with food and it makes them sleep off.
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I bought the weed at our park, got to my area and met one aboki to do indomie and egg for me. While preparing the indomie I gave her the weed to mix with it, he looked at me one kind and then laugh. After he finished that one, I told him to do another one which was for me. After every every I went home. I got home and she was all over me welcoming me and hugging me. After I took my bath, I brought plate and pour the indomie with weed for her and use another plate to put the other one for myself. She hasn't even asked me if I bought the drug she asked me to or not. But what she said was why is her indomie with leafs and mine not. I told her it's vegetable that will nourish her, she said ok o and we began to eat. After 4 spoon she took the yogurt milk I bought for her and then 2 more spoons and then next thing she started holding her belly. I asked her what happened and she said she's feeling belly pain, I told her sorry and gave her water to drink but she continued rubbing her stomach and the next thing she slumped to the bed and started yelling her stomach her stomach. Next she started stretching her hands and legs. I quickly grabbed her and starts fanning her, but her eyes were turning red and tongue twisting.
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Blood of God, what's this kwanu I said to myself with my heart beating. Wetin I wan tell press if this girl die for my room now. I went to my shelf, brought out a tin of milk and open it. I held her and open her mouth, pouring the milk inside her mouth. She was drinking and vomiting some. After a while she stopped the stretching and kicking and just fell to one side of the bed. I rushed to where she was, she was calm and not shaking. I put my ears to her heart she was still breathing, all this while my penis has gone totally inside. God punish devil and fuvk. I heave a sigh of relief knowing she's still breathing. There was no light so I took a hand fan and started fanning her till around 2am when she sneezed and woke up. Thank God I said to myself, she asked me what happened I said nothing just that after her belly pain she slept off. She came and cuddle me, me I didn't even cuddle back cus I wasn't myself thru out that night. On Friday morning I told her to get her things that I am taking her home, she tries to protest but I insist with hard face and hard mind. She succumb and packed her things and I took her to their area where she walked home.
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She didn't come to my place again till 3 months later when she came and started crying. Why are you crying I asked? She said hope if she tells me I won't get angry. I told her say it, there's nothing the eyes sees that it will cry blood. She said someone has disflowered her. Mehn! It came like a piercing arrow to my heart but after a while I let it go. I asked her how come, she said it was a random guy she holds no love for. In my mind story! Las las I sha do the do with her without stress like before. We dated for another 6 months before everybody went their separate ways. Till date we are still friends and she hasn't told me what made her run from home to stay in my place for almost a week. And me too I haven't told her what I put in that food that almost cost her death that day.
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After that event, till date I have swore not to come across or have anything to do with a virgin, and it's no jokes. Though I more matured and experienced now to handle situation like that if it ever occur again.

You write so well bro. Really enjoyed your story.