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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by djoe21(m): 1:24pm On May 16, 2020
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Crime / Re: Scammers Now Use Date Of Birth As Their New Format Of Lies by djoe21(m): 2:42am On May 16, 2020
Icechillz:
Lol these bastard scammers never give up, that's how they called me claiming they are access bank customer care nah correct insult they chop, and the funny thing is that they called for almost 4 times, i just blacklisted their numbers, foolish people!

Why do they like using Access bank? They have called me twice pretending to be from Access bank.
Pets / Re: Killed This Snake Under My Kid Bed. by djoe21(m): 1:42am On May 15, 2020
edunwosu:
https://www.nairaland.com/5856841/pet-snake

Read about this thread above, lol and behold saw the snake when I am about to drop my kids in their bed last night.....

Because of the robberies going in some parts of Lagos State, I decided for now all of us will be sleeping in the palour so I can keep my eyes on everybody...

Fortunately, following my instinct I decided to check the mattress lol and behold this creature was hidden under the mattress.


Thank God oo
Music/Radio / Re: Name Your Best Reggae Artiste Of All Time. For Reggae Lovers. by djoe21(m): 2:41pm On May 05, 2020
engrchykae:
Marley was on a different echelon.he is the master.
But then I love dube,his instant change of voice to buttress his point.
Then I like Eric Donaldson

Just like Pele, Maradona and Messi. These are the 3 kings.
Family / Re: My Wife Is Angry With Me Because I Bought Underwears For Her Niece by djoe21(m): 2:26pm On May 05, 2020
NextD18:
You might have done something good for the said niece, but you psychologically grew suspicious looks for yourself before your wife.

Imagine your friend buying G-string for your wife or your colleague buying bra for your 15 years old daughter. How will you feel? It is very wrong to do the right things the wrong way.

And if I may ask, how did you know her boobs and ass sizes before buying her underwears?

Sorry to say but your analogies are off point. undecided
Video Games And Gadgets For Sale / Re: Uk Used Ps3 Fat/slim/super Slim Already Hacked With Games by djoe21(m): 11:11pm On Apr 27, 2020
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Video Games And Gadgets For Sale / Re: UK used play station 4 deals by djoe21(m): 11:06pm On Apr 27, 2020
folarr:

Why are you asking me
cheesy cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Dagrin : 10 Years Gone But Still Lives On. by djoe21(m): 10:23am On Apr 22, 2020
DEMOCRACY is still one of the best indigenous rap songs I have ever heard from a Nigerian artiste.
Health / Re: How To Go For A Second Sex Round? by djoe21(m): 5:47am On Apr 20, 2020
Compliance:


Thank you, I do see these drinks but don't take them serious, I will start considering that option now. I wish to go rounds too.

You should be mindful when it comes to using drug enhancement. I will advise you exercise. And if you are consistent about it, you will see improvements.
Family / Re: What's The Most Painful Thing Your Mother Ever Said To You? by djoe21(m): 10:34pm On Apr 19, 2020
NaijadrivaCars:
I know a neighbour who has the worst mother there is.

Bro if you must comment at all, please comment only about your mother. Leave others.

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Religion / Re: Catholic Archdiocese Donates Relief Materials To Lagos Government by djoe21(m): 11:02pm On Apr 17, 2020
Taigreg:
you people should just calm down and read the article well. Over 180 Parishes has been directed to do the same and reach out to their parishioners and the poor in their community. Seems somehow ya'll just intentionally missed that. It has been done in my parish.

The Church has always been doing this without publicity since God knows when at parish level. Catholics ain't the only ones affected by this pandemic or in need of help, let the government make use of what it has been given in the right way.

Thank you. I have been wondering if I didn't read that correctly. Let me assume those who commented earlier didn't read the article to the end.
Phones / Re: Which Data Plan Are You Using On This Lockdown? by djoe21(m): 10:01am On Apr 09, 2020
KrystalConnect:


Yes..
MTN 3,500 for 20gb a month is the best plan out there.


Glo 1,500 for 7.2gb a week is the second best.

What is the code for the MTN?
Sports / Re: Nine Players Who Have Played With Messi And Ronaldo Give Verdict On Who Is Best by djoe21(m): 6:47pm On Apr 01, 2020
Jaeis:



Till he's asked. His reply will shock you

grin grin

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Sports / Re: Nine Players Who Have Played With Messi And Ronaldo Give Verdict On Who Is Best by djoe21(m): 6:17pm On Apr 01, 2020
babyfaceafrica:
89% are Argentines.. Nansense list

Non of the Portuguese chose Rinaldo outright because they know the truth inside. By choosing both, they were just being diplomatic.

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Sports / Re: Nine Players Who Have Played With Messi And Ronaldo Give Verdict On Who Is Best by djoe21(m): 6:15pm On Apr 01, 2020
Jaeis:
Skewed judgment.

Why won't I pick a player I've spent longer time with? What do you expect from Pique, Gago, DiMaria, Garay and Tevez if not to pick their close pal Messi.

Messi and Ronaldo are amazing, majority prefer Messi but Ronaldo is my pick.


So by your logic, you think if Di Maria is asked to pick who is better between Aguero and Ronaldo, he will blatantly say Aguero because he has spent longer time with him, or because they probably are friends?

Bro Messi is the better player. Rinaldo is not even among the argument for best 5 all time greats.

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Sports / Re: Nine Players Who Have Played With Messi And Ronaldo Give Verdict On Who Is Best by djoe21(m): 6:10pm On Apr 01, 2020
espn:
Most of the Argentine players went with messi...while the Portuguese players said both...the bias is clear...

Yes, the bias is clear. The Portuguese players are bias. They know Messi is better but since Rinaldo is their fellow country man they chose both so he is not upset. So if anyone is biased, they are the ones.
Education / Re: Do You Like The Course You Studied In University Or Polytechnic? by djoe21(m): 10:13pm On Mar 31, 2020
Kenplay:
I am currently studying Statistics/Computer science which I love but sometimes I felt I should have simply studied Economics. I will definitely study Economics in my master and add a M.BA to it. Amen

You better concentrate on your course. It is very nice.

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Health / Re: How 5 Of History's Worst Pandemics Finally Ended by djoe21(m): 4:29am On Mar 26, 2020
egorov:


U know science and medicine were not really advanced then

Yeah, sure.
Health / Re: How 5 Of History's Worst Pandemics Finally Ended by djoe21(m): 8:42am On Mar 24, 2020
egorov:
2. Black Death—The Invention of Quarantine

The plague never really went away, and when it returned 800 years later, it killed with reckless abandon. The Black Death, which hit Europe in 1347, claimed an astonishing 200 million lives in just four years.
As for how to stop the disease, people still had no scientific understanding of contagion, says Mockaitis, but they knew that it had something to do with proximity. That’s why forward-thinking officials in Venetian-controlled port city of Ragusa decided to keep newly arrived sailors in isolation until they could prove they weren’t sick.

At first, sailors were held on their ships for 30 days, which became known in Venetian law as a trentino. As time went on, the Venetians increased the forced isolation to 40 days or a quarantino, the origin of the word quarantine and the start of its practice in the Western world.
“That definitely had an effect,” says Mockaitis.

Ahh! The Great Bubonic Plague. When I saw a documentary about this plague, I couldn't believe my eyes. cry

They actually made a mistake killing dogs and cats because rats were the major carriers, and they multiplied in numbers since no cats or dogs to keep them in check.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Just Lost My Job. by djoe21(m): 11:30pm On Mar 23, 2020
Assurance1000:

If only you know how long I've searched..Insults are expected. Maybe I'm not searching the right way. If you have better options am willing to learn. Anything to take me out daily at least for now would give me joy. Have enough issues already. Don't want to be depressed.

Maybe you can try searching for remote jobs online. I believe they will become more prevalent during and after this Corona pandemic.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Atletico Madrid : UCL (2 - 3) On 11th March 2020 by djoe21(m): 5:45pm On Mar 11, 2020
Astark:
Do you know atletico Madrid has been training with 9 men against 11 since last 2 weeks? grin Simeone is a mad man.

Do you also know Liverpool has lost twice to atletico in a champions league knock out?

Do you know no team has ever eliminated Simeone atletico since 2013 without Ronaldo in that team?

This match is a war and my money is on atletico Madrid

4 - 1 to Liverpool. Na today all these stuff go end.
Religion / Re: Catholics Mark Ash Wednesday In Black Outfits To Protest Against Insecurity by djoe21(m): 3:31pm On Feb 26, 2020
Kingpele:
Good one, oh God the lord of the universe, we have sinned against you by doing what you judged to be wrong... Father forgive me and all that are living in darkness of sin, help us to truly repent of our sins and turn to your holiness, so that the light of your glorious presence might shine upon us, grant us this grace in this season of lent through the holy name of your. Glorious son Jesus Christ i pray oh lord....

Amen. What a powerful prayer.
Properties / Re: This Building Located At Iyana Era, Along Badagry Expressway, Ijanikin, Lagos by djoe21(m): 11:42pm On Feb 22, 2020
Some of us know the building as WHITE HOUSE.

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Properties / Re: This Building Located At Iyana Era, Along Badagry Expressway, Ijanikin, Lagos by djoe21(m): 11:33pm On Feb 22, 2020
fergie001:


So you live not far from me?

E don happen......

You can't sight from Okoko, Iyana-Isashi...Alimosho or Amuwo is far.

Easily seen from Era, Bayuf, Ketu...and its environs.

You can site from Alimosho axis.
Family / Re: Moved Out Of My Parents House Today And This Happened by djoe21(m): 11:05am On Feb 21, 2020
aishatmusah:


I can't wait to move out too, my agent still on the lookout.

smiley Which area do you have in mind?
Romance / Re: A Nigerian Man Beat Wife Mercilessly, After DNA A Test Failed. by djoe21(m): 9:19am On Feb 20, 2020
Michellekabod2:

In western countries she will file a case against him,divorce him,and cart away with his wealth. He will pay her child support for kids that aren't his grin

So which is a wiser choice to make?

Have you heard of anything like crime of passion? Please, you better don't follow this lady's footstep hoping to win in the end.

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Romance / Re: Can I Ask My Boss Out For Valentine? by djoe21(m): 9:45am On Feb 19, 2020
OlawaleBammie:


Oga u re just saying awesome, awesome, awesome... we dont need awesome sir, we need d koko.

u said u guys were goin to hav dinner together yday and u did not tell us anything again abi dinner never finish ni?? ahh!!!

Come bak here and finish ur tin oo, since u know u wil not finish it why did u call us along??

cheesy cheesy This is funny
Family / Re: Igbo Girl Marry A Guy From Delta State? by djoe21(m): 9:32am On Feb 19, 2020
@Afrobeau, the only thing I want to tell you is not to rush into anything especially marriage until you are more certain.

Also, how regretful will you be if you breakup from a good man because of certain presumptions? So relax, do your due diligence, pray and let time reveal more, then you can decide. At 25 and 24, both of you are quite young.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Liverpool: UCL (1 - 0) On 18th February 2020 by djoe21(m): 8:09am On Feb 19, 2020
Renforce:


90mins is up bro
Where you at?

Lol. Is that the bone of contention?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Liverpool: UCL (1 - 0) On 18th February 2020 by djoe21(m): 9:53pm On Feb 18, 2020
Expert17:


Maybe I shud add to the statistics,. So u can understand better,..

* Van Dirk played 38 EPL games....Vidic played 34
* Van Dirk had 0 red card..... Vidic had 2 red cards
* Van Dirk scored 4 goals.... Vidic scored 4 goals


Hope u will be Wise enough to know the BOSS here

So you think the addition of these pointless stats have made your opinion more concrete? Lolz. I still do not believe you understand statistics bro.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Liverpool: UCL (1 - 0) On 18th February 2020 by djoe21(m): 8:18pm On Feb 18, 2020
Renforce:


Please don't say it anywhere

Lol. Is that an advice or a threat ? cheesy

Van Dijk is better. Quote me anywhere.

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