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ContractKiller:
No even try am

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this is funny

TheGiftedOne:
All these IT/Apprentice students claiming doctors are everywhere in the nation's healthcare centres. Most times in emergency wards you'll see them surrounding patients like a swam of bees looking for their honeycomb...

This country matter just tire person...as if that is not enough, that talkative called Trump just dey block bursting hole wey person for take escape from this mess. Chai!

Very true. I experienced something similar back then in school when I went to remove a tooth at UBTH. The guy was just battling with it with such inexperience. At a point, he had to call his colleague to assist him. It got to a stage, I was the one encouraging him. By the time he got it done, the anesthesia was almost wearing off. I don't think I have experienced so much pain in my life.

Na wa o. These ladies will all be very old now if not dead. Life is just transient.

Though not recent but just go and listen to DEMOCRACY by Da Grin. Don't forget to put it on repeat o.

If this is the case then you are not her boyfriend, the other guy is.

Emaprince:
One said "till we meet again".....as if they have met each other before.

Nigerians like famzing anything Yankee. Trying too hard to belong.

May his soul rest in peace

can't stop laughing at your first statement.

Arthurity1:
When I see people stealing food items, I just take pity on them... Only God knows the level of hunger and desperation that was killing the person. Although stealing is bad but then, this society should learn to be more compassionate... I once read a story of an American police officer that caught somebody shoplifting food items for his hungry kids, instead of arresting the guy, he paid for the items the man stole.

Yeah, you have spoken wisely. Came across that story too.

I wouldn't be surprised if she did it to feed her child/children. Not saying it is right though but feel pity for her.

Fweshspice:
Naija got me frustrated now.. Book matter no dey my brain like it used too

Now you are wiser then.

Fweshspice:
Once! I was that good back then.. I was!

Not anymore right?

chigoizie7:
When I have the strength, I will come back to advice you.

Meanwhile let me discharge this girl that came over, I no Bleep again. Your story touch me. Few minutes of ecstasy with lifetime regrets and guilts. I no get babe ooh.

you don wise up.

ojaysam25:
Hello Nairalanders

This issue has been bothering me for a while now......I had this friend who during our school days was so brilliant,in fact this friend of mine wrote his common entrance at primary 4....at jss1 he wrote his junior WAEC....

Back them we nickname him The "guru"....There was no time I visited him at home,that I wouldn't see him reading,this guy can read from morning till night.....though I was irritated with his attitude but I kept on admiring him because there is nothing in this world that this guy don't know....there is no words in the dictionary that is new to him... he was respected among our peers.....

Suddenly, he was no longer communicating with us with plain English,any small question will always be meant with grammar.. In fact this guy will go to the market to buy something and will begin to communicate with the market people with grammar...they we just be looking at him like a madman...

Then,one fateful day according to his mother,he ran out with a dictionary screaming "loquacious"all effort to calm him was in vain
the guy is in the asylum right now.....

This episode has left me confuse.....expert in the house can you help me out.....

CAN A PERSON LOSE HIS SANITY DUE TO EXCESSIVE READING??

Reminds me of the movie 'A Beautiful Mind'

rosemary21:
You are very intelligent.it didn't even occur to me,I was busy adding and subtracting

87. Just turn your phone upside down.

Kingsleyumeh007:
Federal Polytechnic, Oko Anambra State.

Why don't you buy and sell those small bags students like to carry.

Lolz at the bolded. Anyways, whatever business you decide to do, my only advice for you is to make sure that you are present to run it especially at the early stage. Also make sure you don't use all that savings for any one particular business.

Which school are you?

DexterousOne:
Well

It's fine by you

But if i had a wife who thinks like this

That marriage will be shaky.

Anyways I don't blame you

Many African women were not raised to love it have a proper relationship with their husband's

It's all about getting "legal kids" and not "Bastards" and the man working to raise them on behalf of the woman

So I am not surprised really

That is how the average Nigerian woman thinks I tell you. That's why you keep seeing and hearing 'my kids, my kids' like the kids are not for both the husband and wife.

onwuakpachris:
this life sef...more useless than d "p" in psychology...u think ur problem is money..great looks and fame..just wait till u have them all..only then will u realize that life's so useless..ask..Marilyn Monroe..Amy winehouse..the great Elvis Presley.. john lennon..Michael jackson..Whitney Houston..Eminem..demi lovato..Avicii..the prince...christina bobbi brown..mac miller..e.t.c. d list is just endless..all stinkingly rich nd famous but depressed souls.. so only ignorant fellows still asks why a rich nd famous person commited suicide..

According to the catholic bishop and doctor of the church, St. Augustine, your soul doesn't rest until it rest in God. This is very true.

frozen70:
Sex is not something to manage, if you are hot in bed and love sex, look for a hot partner

Men, once your wife complains about your inability to satisfy her do the needful and improve on it

Once she taste it outside that's when she will prefer the outside one to the inside one

Women are made for men specifically for sex satisfaction

Hahahaha. What kind of comment is this? What do you even mean by your last statement?

Well, if sex wasn't something to manage, she should have simply married her ex or divorce the husband and gone back to the ex. By the time suffer finish both of them, she would move from high libido to low libido. This is simply a classic case of someone who wants to eat her cake and have it. Very selfish and unwise woman!

eni4real:
Ex Boyfriends have no responsibility of providing for a wife and 3 Children.. He may not be a serious student sef.. Idling around taking Horse Power, Marijuana and Tramadol to explore different erogenous Zone in the Lady..
Have time to watch porn and practice all the sex style he learnt on the lady while the lady was enjoying the pleasures the bring!!!

The lady was supposed to marry him... But she knows that the guy is only good for sex.. He has nothing else to offer as far being a real man is concerned!!!

Such lady will not settle for those that have increased their sexual appetite to a very high level..

They want hardworking men who are responsible in all front and still expect him to have the same sexual prowess as the student Boyfriend and the idle more youthful Corper??

How about that!?

That husband is trying, he was even giving her MouthAction, what else does she want... Stroke game??

I hope that man does not die of stroke in an attempt to add stroke games to all his routine daily activities to keep wealth up!!!

Solution: Both of them should fix the sex issue.. They should seek help.. It is their problems.. The woman has no marital right to leave the husband alone on an issue like this!!!

The selfish one here is the Woman , trust me...

She relegate her husband and 3 Children just because she want the erogenous zones (created by his student Boyfriend) satisfied!!!

Shame on her!!!!

Thank you.

I really don't want to call the woman the names I have on my mind.

bukatyne:
Poor sex, sexual incompatibility etc is part of sexual problems.

I think most people in Nigeria don't marry for love.

That's why they think of jumping ship at first sign of trouble.

E.g. instead of the wife to look for creative ways to solve their problem and husband to listen, she became the land corper shun was serving.

Very true.

MissGodOwn:
No it's something but I think the man was too proud, he should have listened to his wife n both of them would have found a solution to the problem.

Being responsible, helping your wife's business, providing for the home and Children , staying faithful to your wife etc is bland and nothing..

Story

OdefaGirl:
This case is really serious and real....it will hurt the man for crying out loud. WTH!!, telling him to his face that you are leaving him because of his poor performance in bed....
But actually sex is one of the sweetest thing in marriage to both spouses...no one should be too busy to deny the partner sex...it's important (to me; more than gifts). The man would have tried to help his sexu@l life since he is Mr. Integrity but unfortunately he is satisfied with his performance, forgetting that the woman is just halfway to satisfaction.
She knows what she wants but she went about it in a wrong way.

Does that woman look like someone that knows what she wants?

nurey:
Floreat

Naaa, not one of you guys. I am Pro Unitate.

ZikZikZik:
Honestly I wish I could go back in time to change a few things about my secondary school days. Fine handsome intelligent guy, almost every girl had eye on me either because I was handsome or intelligent...Dated an intelligent classmate from ss2 to ss3. Broke up before waec. Did some strong emotional damage. After a year dated an unlikely classmate again, who I dated for 4yrs, she abruptly ended things about 5months ago without any reason...E con just be like say make I go back in time and have my way with a lot of girls who used to give me green light instead of the ones I picked

nurey:
STABBED ASSEMBLY and was caught by the PKC, don't know how I escaped suspension/rustication but my yansh felt what no yansh has felt before in fagboros hand

In SS1 I made alot of money enough to buy PS1 then, I normally eat at home and my mum made sure I carried food and snacks to school, when I get to school, I just sold the food and snacks for money to those whose parents no get time and boarding house guys who no like school food. I guess I am the dantata of my generation.

Floreat!

lonelydora:
Watch monkeys very well, they always grab the next tree branch before leaving the one they are holding. That's why we say monkeys are smart!

Enough said, use your tongue and count your teeth.

Not always.

TheSourcerer:
cool. it is present progressive

Oga calm down. You might just be exposing your ignorance of the English Languages.

Vyolet:
Nawa o, so sex in marriage is now for procreation and not for pleasure.
This OP's beef for married people is something else.

Of course it is first for procreation before it is for pleasure. Although, I don't subscribe to most of what the Op wrote.