lonelydora:


Watch monkeys very well, they always grab the next tree branch before leaving the one they are holding. That's why we say monkeys are smart!

Enough said, use your tongue and count your teeth.

Not always.

TheSourcerer:
cool. it is present progressive

Oga calm down. You might just be exposing your ignorance of the English Languages.

Vyolet:
Nawa o, so sex in marriage is now for procreation and not for pleasure.
This OP's beef for married people is something else.

Of course it is first for procreation before it is for pleasure. Although, I don't subscribe to most of what the Op wrote.

Is it the same Sia that sang Chandelier?

Post yours.

Awol1:
Whose interest is CNN serving since Trump became president?

There are just anti-Trump. No wonder Aisha Sesay left them.

Nakedwire635:
She's human not a Saint. Nobody is above sin.
We all fall short... Nobody Holly pass

Has she committed a sin? Cos I don't understand this your comment.

Ashley86400:

Yes, hence it's name.
It's a Black Necked Spitting Cobra.
E too like to dey spit.

You are right.

SLAP44:
The African Black mamba

That's not a black mamba. It is not by the colour of the body you know a black mamba but by the colour of the inside mouth which of course is black.

Na that number 10 them go use chop the common man. An average Nigerian uses savings account and you cannot even have more than one in the same bank except the other is a joint account. So what rubbish exemption are they exempting?

I like number 5 and 6 though. Waiting for the next FIRS officials that will come to my office.

soobaba:
Hi guys,
So I'll be very direct and summarize this as possible. But please bear with me if I get carried away...
I've been been dating my girlfriend for a year now and we are very serious and I'm even considering proposing to her, but we are not based in the same town.
So I called her with another number last night, she couldn't recognize my voice cause I sounded different, so I decided to play around cause we gist and make fun of each other a lot. So I acted like I was someone who got her number and is trying to toast her.
She asked who was speaking and I said Victor, that I got her number when I saw her in the bank, we were on the same queue, so i copied her number from her teller, she laughed and all, so after all the lines I poured out, she was just laughing and flowing along, so I asked if we could see that night, but she said it was late but I had to persuade her, so she agreed that I instead come to her place to see her. "This is someone she hasn't met before and she agreed for him to come see her at her place, in the night for that matter".
So I asked for her address and she gave out her real address, asked if she has a boyfriend and she said yes but we ain't in the same town.
I got upset and had to open up and ask why she's cheating on her guy? At this point she was mute and ended the call. I called back but she didn't answer anymore.
So I just dropped a message on WhatsApp that I was disappointed.
Her reply was devastating: she wrote;
keep your disappointment in your pocket.
Don't even get me more angry.
Just do yourself a favor by not ever mentioning me in your mouth again.
Remove everything that has to do with me in your phone and life.
Rubbish.
No be only disappointment.
Grow up.
Comot for my front make I see road jor...
I haven't replied her yet, don't even know what to say to her right now, thought about calling her but my brother told me not to, that I should just free her. Please guys what should I do?
Moderator please help me move this to front page...

Listen to your brother.

Your friend might just be right. Recently though, women don't wear also. Forget the paparazzi proposal show. They take it off shortly after it. They say something like they don't want to become 'lord of the ring' while waiting for the guy to do the main thing.

Story.

Zico5:

Looking at ur scripted writing made me believe u are one of the people we are talking about. They have turned the Bible upside down. If u can't pick meaning from the man of God above then there is problem. Giving tithes is quite different from the first fruits. No one can compel me to give my whole salary as first fruit. But because of fear, people have mistaken the right thing and replace it with wrong. I pray God touch the soul of every believer to know what's right for them

Even tithe is included. Tithing is not a christian law and shouldn't be practised by christians.

The issue is that he is trying to solve the problem as an algebra where you look at your X and wonder Y. Tell him to rather see it as Economics where he is allowed to make so many ASSUMPTIONS. He can assume that;

1. X is unwise
2. X is irrational
3. X is erratic
4. X is selfish
5. X loves only money
6. Og > or = X. (Where Og means Other girls).

When he starts seeing it this way, he will be fine.

RealtorX:

Something like that.

Pls why is sales representative job not so cool with you?

Your salary is target based, and often times, these targets are outrageous!

RealtorX:

Thank you, brother! The amount per facility is N2500.00.

Please why did you advise me to cancel No 2 outrightly?

So if you visit a facility each working day, you will make at least N50k. I want to believe if a facility is visited today, it can be revisited tomorrow though.

Alwaysachick:


She is an introvert doesn't make her less fun or human.

Your true man will never stress you, let him be! If he is your he will come around but I pray you will be taken by then.

If you go through this your comment carefully, you will realise your prayer for her doesn't make sense.

Promotions:
yes they do..matter of fact I like Xbox more than the play station

Enjoy.

RealtorX:
Hello, nairalanders!
I need your opinions on which of these jobs to choose.

1.Sample pick up from health facilities to medical labs for analysis (to be paid per number of facilities visited). This is in a location I like to reside.

2. Medical Sales Representative. The salary here is N50k/month but you have to meet the target given to you (say N2m/month). The company can post you to any state.

3. An NGO 3 month-consultancy job in my state of origin with N80k/month.


Your serious and candid opinion is needed and especially if you are experienced in medical sales rep job! Thank you.

Abeg cancel that number 2.

As for number 1, how much are you to be paid per facility visited?

PS5. People dey play Xbox for Naija?

geraldinai:
Nairalanders, this is a long post but please read till the end.

My bf just broke up with me over what he termed incompatibility. This guy and I have been together for two years and we both loved each other. It was a long-distance relationship, he stays in Lagos while I schooled in another town in the west. I had no problem with the distance because I'm not the attention-craving type and I like my space.

He's a complete extrovert, while I'm an introvert(not to the extreme though) and this has been an issue most of the time. He complains that I'm too quiet and not on the same social level as him. I don't do social media like that while he's uploading new pictures every minute. I also didn't like the fact that he relates too well with girls; he had a lot of female friends and easily socializes with new ones. Well, I blended with that so well as I didn't see any trace of unfaithfulness in him.

Fast forward to late last year, there was a breakdown in our communication, he stopped calling and chatting as he used to, I asked him what the matter was but he said there's nothing. I was a bit scared if something went wrong with him and I asked again after some days, that was when he said he would tell me when the time comes, so I stopped asking. With all the signs he showed me, my mind was telling me he wanted a breakup but I didn't ask him further as I was preparing for my final exam and him breaking up with me that period would leave me devastated so I focused on my exam with the hope that after then, we would talk about it.

After my exam, I sent him a text apologizing and asked us to continue as we were but he didn't reply. He invited me over to his place and that was when he told me he's no longer interested in the relationship, that he has no feelings for me again. He gave one thousand and one reasons for us not to be together anymore. He said I'm less expressive, I agree with anything he says and does and that during the break in our communication, I didn't make efforts to find out why he did so and challenge him. Funnily enough, I didn't react when he told me, I just said it's all right as I envisaged it earlier. With the reasons he gave me, my heart was broken and felt there was no need to push further. He was surprised with how calm I was when he told me, personally, I don't believe in forcing someone to love me.

I moved on well but after a week when I was alone and reflecting, the feeling of guilt overwhelmed me that I probably pushed him away with my seemingly “not too caring” attitude. I see myself with him and I never thought we could separate. I showed love and care in my how way and in the best way, I know-how. I did love him wholeheartedly and he knew it but he seemed unable to cope with my private/ less emotional lifestyle.
Nairalanders, did I actually push him away?

It's so unfortunate that just November last year you were giving ladies tips on how to make their men happy. Did you not follow the tips?

Arinie:
Hi, please.. I'm new here. I need help on how to invest and get up to 10-20% profit. I've been reading one or two books about investment and would love to try it out... especially the ones that are safe and 100% trusted as I don't want to bear losses. Thanks.

Do not be deceived, no investment is 100% trusted or safe. You must be ready to take some amount of risk especially with the kind of ROI you are looking for. If you are not ready to risk, you are not ready to gain. But be calculative and smart.

post=85626097:
From all of us @[/color] : RIP DAGRIN, We will always miss you.


[color=#990000]Reminiscent time......

One of our favourite.... feat Omawunmi....

Everytime i wake,i go first praise the LORD
Na HIM make me rest,na HIM dey wake me LORD
All the good things wey you do for me,am happy LORD
Wetin I go do,Baba na to thank you LORD
{THANK GOD(WE THANK GOD) X7}

Verse 1:
Hey,omoba fe ki
Now o ma je paki but o ti d'eyan pataki(pataki)
E ri bi life mi se change
Mo d'eyan to fi #1,000 ra blade ti o duro gba change
E mi l'omo to ti ro pe ko le s'orire
Mo woju olorun ki ni mo ri,mo r'ire
E mi leni t'awon araye to ti Console
E mi naa re leni,ti mo n fi owo Control

Eyin eeyan se ri pe Olorun tobi
Olorun to wo shushu,olohun to se ti Mikel Obi
Same Olohun yii naa lo se ti Okoya
Olorun joo gb'eni wa , joo ma je k'awo faya
Ti ba fe wonu yara yin tele,E ma ni pe duro na
Mo n j'amala ni sin,Mo tigbe tuwo le'na
Omo'lohun ni mi,mo n'trip fun Esu
T'Esu ba ni package men,O ma ri'yanu JESU

Chorus.

Verse 2:
Mo ti j'iya ri
Yes, mo ti jale ri
Die loku,eyin somori,mi ba ti pa'yan ri
Igba ti mo n kiri
O le hustle to mi
Bere lowo moomi mi
Nisin,olohun ti yo mi
Mo n korin yi to let you know how am feeling
Mo ti se Brickila,mo ba won ko'yepe filling
n'ma n dupe l'ojo ti ba ri Garri mu
Agaga ojo ti ba ri eja dindin gba mu
To ba ri mi tele,wa poshe wa ni shio
Mo dupe lowo Olohun,nisin level mi ti pure
Eni to ba mo nkan ti mo n so to ti suffer
To ba fe dupe lowo Olohun,O ma pariwo bi Woofer
Everytime mo b'olohun soro,ko so nkan kan
But ni heaven,mo mo pe o n plan nkan kan
Mo n dupe wipe mi ti d'eni iyepe
E ba mi ji Tolulope ko wa ba mi sope............

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Yeah.
Lala. Da grin.
Aint nothing change
It's Certain Records baby
I know you heard a lot about the bootie call
But right now awon boys bring the bootie hardcore
Dr Frabs insane on this one
Ladies, catch me if ya'll can
It's Certain Records baby

[Da grin]
Omo mo like bootie yen gan men, mofe fi she office
To ba ro iro meefa mo shi ma notice
Shey iru wa ninu obe e ni?, to ba mo bi mo she ko e je
To ba je mo ni bootie ni, mo ma sin e je
Sho fi jo mummy ni abi ti mummy na …mmm
They know I love the bootie, so they call me ekun
I've seen a lot of bootie but ti e yato
To ba dele mi, moma fi e pa tan
Ko need ka jo negotiate kin to wole penetrate
But iye tin ma fun e, mo mo poo ma appreciate
Omo ele kinni to yi e o po, opo
Shey ko le jabo, o sure poo so po, so po?
O mo kan to wonder mi, ki lo shake ni be?
Kini awon boys rush fun, ki lo fe take nibe?
Moti sample kini yi, ko si ikan ti mo le fi we

Mi mind to ba de mu mi lo ile, as take-away!

Baby girl the thing wey I love for your body na your idi nla
The way you dey fling am, omo aya min ja............

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Then the one with Ruggedy Baba, with the line 'Omo IGBO to so YORUBA bi nkan mi' is another fav!

RIP CEO!

My guy listen to DEMOCRACY. Mehn Dagrin finish work do that song.

victorian:









Lol as in ehn?

Incredible.

She couldn't hold it in anymore.. Lol

Anyways it's good, whatever rocks her boat. But she's just wasting her time.

victorian:








Dude! She's already in love.




O ga o

Madly. Getting to the point of obsession.

Guys that rape get me pissed seriously. And what's with the issue of killing or trying to kill their victims afterwards? Like the rape is not bad enough.

waleadex:
Truly, it's dreadful to be neglected or not to be loved.

Hope you are not in any way trying to justify what the man did.

Nickisindigo:

primary school teacher turned wife

And you think she was not his mentor?

Jewessgratitude:


Me? Fall in love with my Mentor?
Think again.

Happens. You can ask the French President.

Jewessgratitude:
Yeah!
Like seriously he shared and liked two of my comments and I felt like I finally met him considering how shrewd he is at never replying back when being attacked or commended. So yes! NwaAmaikpe liked and shared my comments.

NwaAmaikpe show thyself!
I truly want to be a friend cos I like your thick skin and want to learn how you put up a strong resilience to the way people lash out at you and you're still able to come back even tougher. And your ability to just ignore, ignored and ignore.

Youre a rare gem I must confess and you're man of the year as you're the only man on here who never exchanges banters with anyone and still stay focused ; undeterred by numerous bashings on here.
I like to be around people like you cos it laughter all the way .

The best aspect of you I like is your eloquence and astute way of expressing your thoughts. Mehnn... sometimes I wonder where you schooled and I'm sure you must be a literary guru.
I would really like to meet with you. Sure ill'd learn a thing or two from you. Nna ijiya!

Hit me up if you dont mind and identify yourself as NwaAmaikpe o lol....Nwa Nwa hahaha... Cheers!

You that opened a thread just last month saying no NL guy should dm you or follow you again, now you are here pleading to hook up with NwaAmaikpe.

Like someone said on that thread, "...you'd still fall in love"