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peacefull:
Thank you so much!!
But I really can't speak, write and read English well. I'm always using dictionary for write and read. Many things I can't write well and can't understand well when I'm reading.
Yes!! Of course! I can teach you Japanese. But problem is my English.
What do you wanna know?

Use google translate. It will also help you.

sparkle7:
Babe it havent reached like this na. She deeply appreciates your advice. Implicitly or Explicitly. Kindly take down the last 2 sentences. They are just off.

Seriously. She took it too personal.

peacefull:
I made this topic when I got advice from only 4peoples at that time and I didn't know how to use this website well. I still don't know well.
I tried and still trying to express words of my appreciation for everyone who gave me advice and I tried and still trying to reply and express my appreciation for each person including you.
But my English skill is very bad. I really can't express how my feel well. I really can't explain well.

I never insult you. Never had feel like that. I'm really appreciate you for gave me advice.
But if I made you feel bad, I'm really sorry.
I don't know he is a kid or not. He tried to give me advice. But I made him feel bad and angry. That is very bad. That's why I said sorry for him. Even he was angry with you. I don't want anybody feel bad or get angry with someone who gave me advice. That's why I wanted him to understand that you gave me advice and I'm appreciate you. I don't want him to angry with you.
I never meant insult you. But if I made you feel like that. I'm very sorry. I'm apologies you.

You can hate me. You can insult me.
But don't think all Japanese women are bad like me. One Japanese woman is bad. Doesn't mean all Japanese women are bad.
Thank you.

Nice reply. I have noticed you are very polite. Even on the other thread. Please keep it up.

placeofallure:
Back to sender!

Back to which sender? You never start.

vingeophysicist:
Reminiscing my university days, I had the intention of escorting my girlfriend on her way to school .she went to school at night with her reading materials like books to study and her cardigan to protect her from the cold because the place was an open roof.I ended up following her to the school and I wasn't time conscious. Before I knew what was happening the school gate was locked.I saw hell that day, the cold finished me to the extent that I started bleeding from my nose.she offered me her cardigan I was forming Mr Macho.God saved me I never died from that incident.i was mad that day because I left the comfort of my bed without achieving anything because I could not read since I was with no books and cardigan to protect myself.

very funny

phase1:
That one sef dey. Let them go and meet Buhari for the next level alms.

Please people should stop giving alms to these Hausa children. They are actually used as begging slaves. Alhajis and mallams bring them from the north, put some of them on wheelchairs and get another slave to push them around, they go around begging while the big mallam sleeps lazily on his mat enjoying BBC Hausa on his radio and shouting sai baba At night, they go and submit the money to the lazy mallam who had been doing nothing through out the day rather than sleeping lazily on his mat with a radio to his ear. It might interest you to know that these slave beggars make as high as N30,000 everyday, and almost everything go to that lazy fat mallam on the mat, except N200 for feeding the slave beggar and the wheelchair pusher. Go to idi-araba and Agege and see things for yourself. Some mallams have up to five beggars begging for them. That's N30000 x 5, you do the maths.

Starving them of alms will make that fat lazy mallam get up and work instead of lazying about.

#NoMoreAlmForMallams

What happens to the beggars when alms are not giving at all?

EdoBozz:
No worries bro, I have a lot to tell. I don repent now sha oooo. But am just dropping my past experiences one by one so one day I can come to my threads and be laughing at myself.

Ok bro. Good to know.

EdoBozz:
Working class girls for Abuja, I fear them die Everybody eye dey for money. That's how we pick one up one day on her way to work. My friend had to act like my driver calling me oga. As we dropped her at her work place, a banker oooo, my friend rushed out to meet her and told her that his oga will love to see her after work. Na so she carry number give my guy. My guy just told me not to gist her anything that he has finished the work for me with what he told her.
By 6pm he called her has she instructed and he went to pick her, bought are fast food takeaway and delivered her straight to my bedroom as we already planned it. She wanted to start forming gist and asking to know me more and I just asked her if she is in a hurry to run away from me. Without saying anything thing else I just told her to take off her skirt suit and everything. Just like play she did not hesitate but she asked me if I had a condom which I didn't have. So I called my friend to rush to the corner shop to buy as a driver things you get. She was like no my driver (my real guy ooo) would know we are going to have sex and I told her obviously she already knows the reason why he brought her to me. Omo my guy funny sha, na so my guy carry condom put for tray come serve me for room say oga I don bring am. That's how me and this banker got down and after everything I just formed phone call that i have an urgent meeting. I told her I will write a cheque for 500k and give my driver to give her and go drop her off then I will collect her number from him and call her when am free.

The mumu babe was so happy and I left to hide in another room and told my guy to go drop her. My guy brought one dead cheque that the account is empty and closed and signed 500k for her.
He gave her and took her to drop her somewhere and in the car he said he was playing with the girl and told her as oga give you this kind money how much you go give me naa, the stingy babe say when she cash the cheque next time she is coming to see oga she will give him 5k. Asin my guy laugh die sha.

After everything sha, the next day its like bank clear her say the cheque no good so she call my guy wey form driver dey shout for my guy say its like my guy job her give her fake cheque then collect the cheque oga signed for her. My guy start to speak Hausa for phone like say na wrong number.

That day laugh wan kill us so my guy was telling me on a very good day if we no do her like that, the girl no for even answer us because we no be alhaji. After that day sha I never set my eyes on her again as she didn't even have my number and just knew me as a diplomat working with the UN, all na wash.

Bro you need to calm down with all these your sexcapades.

Spatta:
If you are asking how did i know it was error, I knew from reading my Bible

I want to believe I read the same bible as you but I don't see the error in it.

Spatta:
Confession, I went to a catholic church because of a girl and started chanting "Hail mary" just because of a girl, something i knew was utter error and Idolatry. somehow God punished me for that foolishness.
I still remembered it was because of a girl. a stupid religious exercise

How did you know?

HappyPagan:
Did the Holy Spirit pray after fornicating with Mary?

Be mindful of what you post bro. Even if you do not believe, do not make mockery.

AryEmber:
Erm.... You mean sidecock?

u r a clown

Teespice:
A post that pits women against each other is what you want to "manage".

Have a nice day abeg.

No, not at all. That is not the essence of the post. If you you would be objective and remove any preconceived notion you have about the op and his posts you would see that this very post tells more of the weakness of the male being when it comes to sexual matters.

Teespice:
You don't get to tell me what threads to ignore and which ones to post on.

Last time I checked, you weren't the one handling my phone and data.

Fact still remains that both genders will do what they will do and heavens will not fall. If you like write epistles, it won't change anything.

That said, good night abi na morning set.

@Toks, she likes you!

Teespice:
Please give us something new abeg. Women this women that.

If I am a grammarian, what are you? Nairalands self acclaimed relationship expert.

Abeg shift to one corner abeg.

I mean no disrespect but if you do not appreciate his post, why don't you help out with the 'something new?' You don't have to wait for him.

Until then, biko let us manage what we see.

Besides, it is still an interesting and engaging post.

selfmadeOLX:
You cheat because you WANT to. It's all in your head
Bresst is Bresst, yansh is yansh all across. It's same hole you'd dip it in whether it's fair or pinkish it's same satisfaction.
It's all in your head bruv

Only the wise will grasp

You should get a 1000likes for this.

While some people cannot wait to move out! Mehn, the love is there but a man gotta be a man!

Julivas:
Though she may be wrong with her statistics, but I will like to correct your impression. She doesn't need to interview the whole 57 million before arriving at that percentage. She can make use of a small sample size and generalise her findings. Therefore, she may be correct with that figure.

Besides, with the rate of marital issues she is not far from the truth.

Bro, the smaller the sample size, the further away you will be from the fact.

Also, her sample size is biased because it is those who have problems (probably cheating related) that will seek her services. So Mr RVictor is correct.

By the way, this is coming from a Statistician as well as an Economist.

gisthabit:
1) Contrary to what people believe, the lion is not actually the king of the jungle as most lions hardly survive alone in the jungle, the title actually belongs to the tiger, who is the real king of the jungle. Lions live a social life and hunt in packs.



2) Despite being the heaviest cat in the cat family, the lion can chase a prey at 50 MPs. faster than many light weighted animals.



3) The pig is the 4th smartest animal on earth, behind dolphins (1st), primates (2nd) and elephants (3rd).

Although universally known as a dirty animal, the pig is actually one of the neatest animals around. Dirtiness comes from where and how the pig is reared.

And their body smell or odor is not as serious as the common he-goats. The pig is actually the 3rd best animal to keep as a pet when it comes to neatness, behind the rabbits and the cats, neater than dogs.



4) The pig is better at identifying scents than dogs. A dog can identify over 600 different scents, but a pig can identify over 1200 different scents.

People sometimes see pigs as a dirty animal because of how it plays in dirt or muds, but most times it is used to regulate their body temperatures, other large animals that does this includes seals, elephants, hippopotamus among others.



5) We may share a kinship with primates, but we have more things in common with the pigs. For example, pigs eat anything and everything they can anything at all, guess which other species eats like that? Humans. Pigs eat virtually everything humans eat and more.

Also, we have almost similar organs with the pigs. We share 70-80% similarity with primates in terms of organs of the body, but we share an amazing 92% similarity with pigs, so similar that the heart of a pig is the same with the heart of humans, the same size and shape.

Scientists have started working on performing a transplant of organs from pigs to humans, after carrying out a successful transplant on a chimpanzee.

If successful in humans, it will save over a thousand individuals every year since pigs are general donors, unlike primates that can only donate to those that are their blood type.



6) The elephant makes use of and accesses up to 47% of the part of their brains that holds memories, more than humans that access only about 26%, this is why elephants can remember people that were kind to them or harsh to them over 50 years ago.

Elephants are also known to mourn the loss of a family member for days, and when somebody who is very kind to them dies, they go to pay homage, they can trek over 2000 miles for this.

The elephant can also sense when there will be rain and can sense water from over 800 miles from where they are.



7) The elephant trunk is one of the strongest and multitasking part of the body of an animal, what is more, amazing is that the elephant trunk contains no actual muscle.

The trunk is used for smelling, drinking, trumpeting, eating among other things.

It can be used by an elephant to lift a load as heavy as 600 pounds. Elephants are also known as great swimmers and they use their trunk s as oxygen tube when swimming.



8. The wolf as research has shown is believed to have domesticated itself in order to become our domestic dogs so as to live and survive among humans.

Dogs, even though they have almost the same size as hyenas and foxes actually evolved from wolves as it has been proven by science that they share similar DNA.

The wolves are just two times bigger than the normal big dogs like German Shepherds.



9)The wolves are also known to be 30 times smarter than house dogs which is why it will be very hard for humans to domesticate wolves successfully.





10) Cats are the most popular pets in the world, with an average of 15 million cats in America alone, which is more than dogs and birds like pigeons.

This is quite possible, given that a female cat can give birth to over 20 kittens in just one birth.

Cats have also known to survive jumps from as high as the statue of liberty. This has led to the myth of cats having nine lives, but it is actually because of the modification of their skeletons.



12) Cats don't spit as many people believe, they don't even have any poisonous venoms, and they only mimic the hissing and spitting sounds of snakes when they feel threatened.

Cats are also the second neatest pets to have behind rabbits.



13) Cats are the only animals besides humans that kill for pleasure sometimes.

They are also known to play with and torture their preys sometimes before killing them. This is one major similarity they share with humans.



14) Crows and Ravens are the smartest birds known to man. Unlike other animals that pick up tools for hunting and reaching for their foods, crows and ravens have been known to make their own tools when hunting.

Crows and ravens also never forget a face. They have been used by the U.S military sometimes to track missing soldiers during wars, and have also been used to track terrorists and criminals.

All the military do is show them the pictures of who they want to track and the Ravens and crows will go tracking for days.



15) Crows and Ravens are also known to be vengeful birds since they never forget a face.

They are so social that they can gang up and attack other animals or even humans that have wronged or threatened them before after closely following and marking them.

They like the elephants, also mourn the death of their family members or loved ones.

They are the only birds that don't get scared of scarecrows in farmlands. They even use their strong beaks to pick off or destroy scarecrows when they see one.



16) Owls are the best hunters and predators in the bird family. They are so good at hunting that they can sight a prey from over 100 feet from above the ground and over twenty feet deep underground.

This is because of their well-modified eyesights. They are believed to have the best eyesight in all the animal kingdom, and their eyes are almost 2/3 of their whole head.

When hunting, owls are the only animals that can fly without making a single sound with their wings and they can make soundless flights, especially during the day, they become so quiet that their prey won't know what got them before attempting to escape.

Their claws are not shaped like other normal birds, they have two claws in front and two claws behind.

This makes it very easy for them to grab and hold on to their preys.



17) Owls are also known to be able to adjust their body mid-air when flying. They can change their position and even remain still while in flight.

They have the ability to rotate their heads to over 280 degrees backward and can also turn their head upside down, this is because of how their skeleton and vertebrae are modified which makes it hard for their preys to escape their eyes.

Source: http://gisthabit.com/things-you-dont-know-about-some-animals/

Nice write up but @no 2, the lion is not the heaviest in the cat family, the tiger is.

fuckerstard:
Drogbaaaaaa, dem use this guy swear for arse-anaal

And Liverpool. The guy show us pepper. Husband to both Carragher and Senderos

Clarathomp:
They say ''Like fine wine, men get better with age.'' I find this to be true even for women (I'm speaking exclusively for myself while assuming this is the case with most of my gender too)

My point? I like the older me better than the younger me. I mentally cringe at how naive, younger me was and I really wish life occurred in a way that the wisdom we attain at an older age (about different things) could come/happen faster at a younger age, to save us the misery we cause ourselves as youths.

I hope I made sense to you, with that preceding paragraph. At 20, I don't think I was well informed or well suited for marriage in any way. I lacked patience, easily quit things that frustrated me, was indecisive, quick to anger, could hold a grudge and the list goes on. But I considered myself mature and some folks may say I was mature for my age in certain aspects, like the way I spoke and related with people (I was cultured & well mannered) but all my other issues didn't show on the outside .

I'm not sure that what I was like at 20, is any different from what most 20 year olds are like today (I may be wrong but I seriously doubt it) because life happens in stages/phases. You do not escape being a teenager with all the usual tantrums and self esteem issues. The same way you do not escape being an inexperienced young adult bound to make silly mistakes. In a nutshell we do not jump straight from being babies to being well adjusted adults, capable of tackling life's issues. We will all pass through the stages/phases of life.

I don't mind the age difference because personally I like my men older than me BUT can you, really handle a young wife? We are talking marriage not dating abi? In marriage, there is extended family, bills to be paid, investments to be made, budgeting & serious planning to avoid financial strain & borrowing, bad days and good days, etc

Women are hardly educated about these things. Nobody tells us that there's more to being married and staying married beyond the traditional/white ceremony. So we often go into it, ill prepared for the reality . I think even men go into it, ill prepared too. A younger woman may be frustrating to deal with (if she is anything like me, when I was 20) and it may require you making heroic efforts over and over again to maintain a peaceful home. You go fit?

The parents may be willing to let her go because it may mean, one less responsibility for them to worry about.

Op please read this over and over and over!!! Then make your decision.

mayim:
I was in 100l, looked so young even though I definitely wasn’t the youngest. The most brilliant lecturer we had at the time, a Dr Mrs. She must have been observing me long ago and hellbent on humiliating me. She started a new topic in class and was asking students to share their ideas on the topic, obviously absent minded, she pointed to me to speak. I told her I had no bright idea, that was it, she snapped, went on all about how young I was, definitely youngest in d class, was I thinking of girlfriends? When I have no business having any at my age, said a whole lot of humiliating stuff. It was meant to motivate me but d approach was totally wrong and embarrassing, in front of over 500 students. It’s those kinda courses about 4 departments write and even students from other faculties. It affected my self esteem for a long time, fought so hard to shake it off. That was over 10 years ago. Graduated very well, my brilliance has never been in doubt and I’m today a practicing and professional accountant. That experience cud have marred me and scarred me all through university but thank God I rose above it. Lecturers shd be careful the things they say to students, they are adults and have feelings too. Just with ur utterances u cud kill a dream, a family’s expectations and investment.

Nice. Very true!

ernesterioo:
During my sojourn as a Master's student in the University of Ibadan.

This woman came out and saw us like five guys waiting in the front of her office. She asked me what I wanted? I told her, I want to submit my internship form, she asked me to repeat it three times, I said same thing.

This stupid woman replied me, see your life. And you are a Master's student , she now turned to the undergraduate guys beside me to correct me.

This stupid boy no get chill, he said, I will like to submit my internship form.

I hated this woman this day. I will forever hate her

Hate is a strong word bro. Let bygone by bygone. Cheers!

[quote author=Gkay1 post=71993625][/quote]hmmmmm, i have already nd she is married now but tears is her milk everyday because she made everlasting mistake


All right bro. Wish you the best!

Gkay1:
I love my ex so much because she tried for me in all aspects of my life. all my life in polytechnic, she stood by me and fulfilled her promised. after we graduated, pride and eagerness to get married came upon her and she started misbehaving and I tried to stop her and talk to her but no positive result. she lust after a guy and d guy disappointed her just after two months of dating. now we are just friends but no more going back. backward never.

Are you sure you will find someone better? She could have learn a lot from the experience. Except there are other things you didn't share with us though.

ShameOnAPC:
The teacher I can't forget is my business study teacher in jss1

She taught us typewriting, very difficult then, she will tell us to be moving our fingers in typing on our desk without a typewriter, class will be noisy from sounds generated on our desks, and our fingers will be paining us , some students always boycott that period by hidden in sch toilet or pretend to be sick

With time, I was able to know how type using typewriter without looking at the keyboard, when computer came, nobody taught me how to use the keyboard, till now, I used to type very fast without looking at the keyboard.

The teacher that had a bad impart In my life is my headmaster, he used to lure my to his office, bought food for me , caring, and always spare me when he is punishing my mates , all I know is that he will tell me to be rubbing is dick in his office and white liquid will come out of his dick, one of the teacher in that sch asked me why I used to spend most of my break in the headmasters office, as I no sabi anything, I told that mummy (teacher) what that headmaster used to tell me to do with him, she reported me to my mom as my mom is also a teacher in that public sch, they flog me, slap me and changed my sch to another sch the following week, they never go and challenged that man, I later heard, he used to Bleep other female student, I was in pry 6 then

I can't forget my lecturer( a Muslim) when I was doing my HND , just because I'm a Christan aspiring for departmental president against my Muslim opponent, he hate me, failed me, just to make me step down or to create fear in me , he was among the panel that screened we aspirants, he face me on that day asking me irrelevant questions and showing his hatred to me just because he wants to see my downfall, he didn't want a Christan to become the departmental president, I was strong ,vibrant and doing my campaign, thou I lose that election, have graduated and now doing fine, till now I hate him, he just relocate to a rented apartment close to my apartment, any time we see each other I used to snubbed him, just of recent he as been calling my attention ,trying to joke with me but I no give him face

You need to forgive and let go because of the Christian you are.

Chigold101:
hmmm... But anyway

I don't know where you reside or what your environment looks like or the type of people or ladies it breeds.
You are probably just looking down on girls. But take it or leave it, before you as guy began to think well, your female age mate has graduated in that field.
Let me even ask you, how many of your female age mates are still single?
You are here talking about can't hold a discussion with a girl younger than you...
Before you will be ready for marriage, you will discover that any girl of your age remaining are the ones guys have rejected over and over again because one thing or the other.

So you think it is because of maturity older guys marry way younger women? I believe it is mainly because of physical attractiveness for some and some others to have someone take care of them in their old age. In fact many of them trade-off maturity for the above points I mentioned.

Now don't get me wrong, I am not saying you cannot see a young woman of that age who displays a very high level of maturity compared to an older counterpart (like wise a man too) but it is usually an exception rather than the norm.

Chigold101:
good talk but let me ask u. Now that u r 30 did it stop teenage girls from coming after you? If those who are 48 dont go to the girls what of if the girls go to them? Another thing u must know is that a 20 years old girl is as mature as a 50years old man. When a girl determins u even if she is 12 it will take GOD to stop u from falling for her.

How can you say a 20years old girl is as mature as a 50years old man? Mature in having fun or playing? I no understand.

I can understand your preference with the kind of women you like to date (age wise) but please calm down with some exaggerations. I even find it difficult holding a serious conversation with a lady way younger than myself ( I am not old o ).

ryom:
It is a good thing to get married as early as one could (once it is legal). Our society should encourage it. It is erroneous to assume a 20 year old does not know what she/she wants in life. I certainly knew what I wanted in life at 20 (actually earlier) and I am in my late 40s now. I did plan to get married at 25 but missed it by a few years mainly because I was not in a relationship at that time. And when we got married, we started quite humble (you don't live your life by the dictates of others!), today, looking back, it was well worth it. Both boys are in Uni already and only yesterday during a friendly chat with them, I did a gentle reminder on the advantages of getting married early. No need to fool around. If the young ones in the house need counsel on this matter, I am happy to help. And oh, by the way, my wife is only 1 year younger than me, and no she doesn't look like my older sister or mother, actually someone once asked if she was my daughter- and that considering I look way younger than my age!

Nice. Very nice!

nazablossom:
She is . From her posts,you will know.

Oya explain so we too can know

Millenniumlady:
Make sure your next meeting with him be at an eatery...... So you guys can eat and drink to success then you see him off from there....


Note :- Don't take him home

Course Adviser. Well done!

MrJanuzaj:
I lost my Job in 2015 in a Nigerian Bank. I sold my car Immediately to pay my rent and feed for the mean time. A lot of people that clog round me then as friends and associated ran away from me. They deserted me most refusing to pick my call and avoided me like a plague, most of them if you chat them on whatsap or facebook the will never respond. It's was only 1 of my university days friend that work in a big company in Lagos that that keep encouraging and helping me, My girlfriend never gave up on me, she is staying in a nearby state, so during some weekends she will come and buy foods stuffs for me and stay with me to encourage me., my family members also send money sometimes for me. I keep applying for any kind of Job. But i became lucky and got a scholarship to study a masters degree in the UK in 2017 January. While studying i was able to save money to register for my PhD.
I am currently in my First year PHd now. Most of those my runaway "friends" now are back chatting endlessly, even some of the girls that never knew i existed are now positioning them selves for marriage. Lol.
My lovely Girlfriend now Wife. will join me early next year here in the UK as a dependent.

The key here is i refused to engage in any bad activity, kept my head focused and accept the new reality and worked towards coming out better. I thank God that the bank even sacked me, i am far far better now, sometimes things like these are blessing in disguise, and it afforded me the opportunity to see how my girl loved me and how fake and real some of my friends are.

Really nice. Happy you stuck with same girlfriend and have now promoted her to wife Indeed she deserves some accolades