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Romance / Re: She Came To My House And Cook Rubbished Indomie. Should I Have Lied? by djoe21(m): 10:59pm On Nov 28, 2019
Guys please stop coming here to ask us rubbish questions!

The other day someone asked us if we would take his gf back if we were in his shoes (wetin we wan find inside your shoes undecided). Another guy asked if he was harsh to have broken up with his girlfriend. Now you are asking us this. Which kind new trend be this na? angry
Business / Re: Jumia Shuts Down Operations In Cameroon by djoe21(m): 10:15am On Nov 28, 2019
justflow1:

as seen in the post, i am not in any way comparing the population, just the percentages, if 54 % people gain access to the internet in kenya and 47.1 people gain access to internet in Nigeria, should the argument bother on how many people?
a reasonable person will furnish the argument in a way that focus on what the kenyan govt did to had brought their country's internet penetration percentage above average, and why Nigeria is below 50% even amidst Tech minds and tech investments.
i know ur problem, it is either you missed your logic classes, or your 1Q is below 70

Sorry with this comment, it is clear you are not a Statistician.

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by djoe21(m): 11:01pm On Nov 27, 2019
Foxie:
I can get a brand new one @17k for you.

Are you a furniture maker?
Family / Re: Should Husband Not Often Call His Father In Law And Mother In Law For Greetings by djoe21(m): 8:05pm On Nov 27, 2019
When you begin to look for trouble where there's none. Hahaha, women! Op continue oo; as you no get trouble for your marriage, you need to create one. undecided

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Sports / Re: Joao Felix Wins 2019 Golden Boy by djoe21(m): 5:40pm On Nov 27, 2019
ackim:
Joao Felix beats Haaland & Sancho to win 2019 Golden Boy.

Tuttosport has today released the XVII edition of the Golden Boy which will see the winners receive the award on Monday 16 December in Turin, on the Gala evening with over 200 guests at the Ogres.

Director Xavier Jacobelli announced that The Golden Boy was won by striker Joao Felix of the Atletico Madrid. The Portuguese starlet received 332 votes, defeating the English Jadon Sancho of Borussia Dortmund (175) and the German Kai Havertz of Bayer Leverkusen (75). In fact, 25 out of 40 voters chose Felix in the first place.

Joao Felix himself, through a video, expressed his thanks to Tuttosport: "Thanks to Tuttosport for the Golden Boy 2019, I am very proud. It is the second time that a player from Atletico Madrid has won this award and I am happy. Thanks also to Benfica, in particular to coach Bruno Lage for all he has done for me and my family that is always close to me. A hug."

The complete Golden Boy 2019 ranking:
1. JOÃO FÉLIX, Portugal, Atlético Madrid, 332 votes

2. SANCHO, England, Borussia Dortmund, 175

3. HAVERTZ, Germany, Bayer Leverkusen, 75

4. HÅLAND, Norway, Red Bull Salzburg, 74

5. DE LIGT, Netherlands, Juventus, 71

6. FATI, Spain / Guinea B., Barcelona, 49

7. FODEN, England, Manchester City, 46

8. DONNARUMMA, Italy, Milan, 37

9. ZANIOLO, Italy, Rome, 36

10. MALEN, Holland, PSV Eindhoven, 35

11. MOUNT, England, Chelsea, 29

12. RODRYGO, Brazil, Real Madrid, 20

13. VÍNICÍUS J., Brazil, Real Madrid, 13

14. KEAN, Italy, Everton, 13

15. LUNIN, Ukraine, Valladolid, 11

16. JOVELJIC, Serbia, Eintracht F., 9

17. GUENDOUZI, France / Morocco, Arsenal, 9

18. DAVIES, Canada / Liberia, Bayern, 1

https://www.reportminds.com/2019/11/breaking-joao-felix-beats-haaland.html?m=1



So Fati is 6th, wonderful! Someone that shouldn't even be in top 10.

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Health / Re: Share Your Experience(s) With Nigerian Doctors by djoe21(m): 12:17am On Nov 27, 2019
Thebwoy:
Private hospital - Nice
Government hospital - behaves like government

Private hospital nice until your money for treatment is not complete. grin

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Family / Re: Our Landlord Says He Fathered My Second Baby, Insists On Naming Him —husband by djoe21(m): 9:12pm On Nov 26, 2019
HRHQueenPhil:
I don't know why women like doing this.. stop depending on a man.. dat is why he wld beat u and u refuse to leave. How will a wife love a man dat beats her mercilessly.thats why she is finding pleasure elsewere..even if d landlord is ugly ,she will go for him if he is more matured and gentle..

Story.
Romance / Re: She Left Me For A Medical Doctor And Now Wants A Second Chance by djoe21(m): 6:05pm On Nov 26, 2019
drlance:
She kept lying about this guy who happened to be a medical doctor,I am unemployed but sell phone accessories and do mini importation on the side but doing my Masters

It happened that one time she told me she was to travel to Asaba to meet her family members,on hearing this I was happy and looked forward to talking to them
After spending the night at my place I put her in a bus to Asaba , she didn't pick my calls till the next day.
The next day she posted an outing pic of herself in an eatery I didn't see it as anything but it's the next one that broke me
A guy took a picture of her with her phone while backing a glass door so I could take that he wore a blue shirt I called that day and when I asked playfully to talk to the family members she asked me "what kind of talk is that ?"

Not long from then I got tagged in a picture on her wall on Facebook,low and behold it was a selfie of her and the Medical doctor in blue shirt and the caption "I love you forever, my personal person" someone she said I shouldn't worry about but he is asking her out ,that she knew months before meeting me. She was supposed to be away for 2 days and ended up coming back after a week
On seeing this I called to demand for an explanation if they were related, she sighed cut the phone on me and didn't pick my calls ever again

She left me for a Medical Doctor

One month later now she calls me out of the blue to ask for 2k to buy foodstuffs. Which I gave without saying a word
Fast forward to today I got a job with the government and relocated to Abuja.
She called me later shedding crocodile tears and begging for me back
People of Nairaland what would you have me do? What will you do if you were in my shoes? It's not my fault she didn't see the bigger picture.

She isn't the first woman that has left me for a better person

I don't know what I would do but I know two things I wouldn't do if this happened to me: I wouldn't take her back and I wouldn't open a thread asking Nairalanders what to do. undecided

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by djoe21(m): 12:35pm On Nov 26, 2019
New Snake Skin Handbag.

Selling at the first reasonable price I get.

Whatsapp contact: 08035009448


Cc: Juliearth, Ahnie, Uliyaah, Liftedhands, Mitchyy, Sweetyie, AwkaetitiBabe, Ibizgirl, Mogboyelade, Trippleblessing, Yuneehk

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by djoe21(m): 12:21pm On Nov 26, 2019
Yomi15:
Haier THERMOCOOL fridge for sale

location-Sangotedo Ajah,lagos
Contact.
PRIZE-30k
Still on warranty, bought 2 months ago.
Selling because of relocation.

Drop your Whatsapp contact.
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by djoe21(m): 12:02pm On Nov 26, 2019
Juliearth:



I dont have to check to know this is overpriced. For heaven's sake, I am sure you have used this for nothing less than 5 years. Why sell an item that you have enjoyed for an exorbitant price? Dont ask me to check price of new as if I dont know that the price of electronics has sky rocketted over these few years. Thus, if you bought this for 10 naira, it will be 15naira in the market. The present price of an item should not be a yardstick for you fixing price your used items.

You must be an Economist. Nice analysis cheesy

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by djoe21(m): 11:50am On Nov 26, 2019
ifecx4real:
I need this chair or who has an idea where I can get this chair. Thanks

They sell at Barliet bus-stop or Cele. Although it's fairly used they sell but they are very clean. If they don't tell you, you may not know.

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by djoe21(m): 11:17am On Nov 26, 2019
Ademat7:

How and where?

There's a furniture maker I met that does it. Saw his sample and inquired about it. He gave me his card but I don't have it anymore. Except I go to the area where is shop is. Although, you can just meet any good furniture maker around you.
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by djoe21(m): 10:08am On Nov 26, 2019
smokers:
2 month used Sumec Firman 1800 working perfectly for sale @ 25,000. Location ogba. Phone number 08095878020.

What's the KVA?
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by djoe21(m): 9:45am On Nov 26, 2019
Ademat7:

How I wish u r in Lagos ���
Anyone in Lagos with TV stand pls quote me

You can make one for similar amount here in Lagos.
Romance / Re: What's Wrong With A Man Under 33? by djoe21(m): 3:52pm On Nov 23, 2019
Steezz:
There could be some truth in it. The way me and my wife play ehn. She can slap my head, say things like sharrap or oga are u high? Lool. Of course it's all bants (only when we are alone though) and it makes us bond more. If the age gap was massive I don't think all that would be possible.

Good to know you are enjoying your marriage. I pray it continues till death do you part.
Romance / Re: What's Wrong With A Man Under 33? by djoe21(m): 8:02am On Nov 23, 2019
Steezz:
I got married 4 months before I turned 29. I know about 3 other guys that got married at 28 and their marriages are still intact. Ironically, all 4 of us are with wives that are just months younger than us so we are probably mature for our age.The truth is there's no hard and fast rule to this thing. The perfect time for a man to get married varies from person to person. In my case, I didn't just stumble on it. Right from when I was 18, I already knew I wanted to be married before 30 and planned towards it financially and otherwise. Also, one other factor was my wife's age. I felt if I chose to wait till 30/31 she will be that age too and we all know childbearing experience for a woman in her 30s is generally tougher than for a woman in her 20s. By the time she's having the 2nd and maybe 3rd child she could be nearing her mid to late 30s.

I know a study that says the closer in age a couple is, the longer their marriages will last. Although, I don't really dwell on such cos there so many things to consider when it comes to such statistical studies.
Romance / Re: What's Wrong With A Man Under 33? by djoe21(m): 7:44am On Nov 23, 2019
bukatyne:


I was about to ask.

I like to grow up with my spouse. I did not want someone with numerous body count unable to bond properly or someone who is always thinking of out maneuvering a woman because he has been burnt before.

I loved us both to have clean slates and build on it together.

I see men 30+ around me and age absolutely has nothing to do with marriageability.

I like the fact you just stated what you want and not try to generalise it to be what is ideal.

When people begin to set baseless rules and expect people to follow, I just smh. To even think that some people try to use mathematics to calculate who you should love and settle with; (your age/2 + 7) undecided
Romance / Re: What's Wrong With A Man Under 33? by djoe21(m): 5:34pm On Nov 22, 2019
midnighter:


32 is borderline to me and at 38 the man is overage.

Besides that's an illegitimate question. So why have limits for anything

There must be a limit for things na otherwise how do we define anything

But I didn't say there shouldn't be limit. I only asked why those should be the perfect limits.
Romance / Re: What's Wrong With A Man Under 33? by djoe21(m): 3:40pm On Nov 22, 2019
midnighter:
33-37 is perfect marriageable age for a man

So what makes 33 the lower 'perfect age' limit and not 32? Or what makes 37 the upper limit and not 38?

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Family / Re: Help! My Husband Thinks I Spend Too Much by djoe21(m): 11:07am On Nov 21, 2019
I think most commented are missing the actual meaning of EVERY OTHER MONTH. She is saying she spends about 30-35k in 2 months. To me, she is doing a great job.
Sports / Re: Tottenham Hotspur Appoint Jose Mourinho As New Coach by djoe21(m): 10:15am On Nov 20, 2019
Arsenal or Man Utd should go for Pochettino.

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Romance / Re: My Fiancee Lied To Me, Now I Find It Hard To Trust Her by djoe21(m): 9:34am On Nov 19, 2019
ednut1:
a wimp and a disgrace of a man

You are going too far bro.

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Romance / Re: My Fiancee Lied To Me, Now I Find It Hard To Trust Her by djoe21(m): 8:50am On Nov 19, 2019
pocohantas:


She could have kept silent and someone else will? tongue

What if that is the case? Why do we most times/always assume, people confess out of GOODWILL?

Thanks very much. You are intelligent. Some people actually confess for selfish reasons.

Not saying that's the case here though as I don't know.

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Romance / Re: Why Africans Do Not Like To Settle Down With Single Mothers by djoe21(m): 10:09am On Nov 18, 2019
jugger:
Ever seen a football match start from 1-0?

cheesy cheesy this is just funny.
Sports / Re: AS Roma Celebrate Nigeria Win Over Benin In Pidgin by djoe21(m): 2:01pm On Nov 15, 2019
Henrodah:

Me too can't forget the pay back 2007.

Was as interesting. Sorry cool
Sports / Re: AS Roma Celebrate Nigeria Win Over Benin In Pidgin by djoe21(m): 1:13pm On Nov 15, 2019
Henrodah:

Lets just keep hoping we will come back to the heights of 88-95 and 2003-2007. Life is full of peaks and troughs.

I am a Liverpool fan though. Can't forget 2005 wink
Investment / Re: Home Ownership Is Mostly A Bad Investment- Expert Says by djoe21(m): 8:59am On Nov 15, 2019
charliboy654:
This guy na mumu o, so the house you rent, is it some someone else house.

He is capitalising on the owner's bad investment.
Celebrities / Re: Kanayo O. Kanayo Receives Portrait Photo From A Secondary School Student by djoe21(m): 3:52pm On Nov 14, 2019
seunmohmoh:
I need someone to draw me.

If only you had money.
Sports / Re: How Do I Stop Betting? by djoe21(m): 2:05pm On Nov 14, 2019
Sonoyom:

investing in business is a second option of he is not satisfied with his current income. As at last check he was seeking for a solution to his betting addiction and not investment opportunities, unless you want to advice him to pray

If he was satisfied with his income, he wouldn't be into betting in the first place.
Sports / Re: AS Roma Celebrate Nigeria Win Over Benin In Pidgin by djoe21(m): 1:10pm On Nov 14, 2019
Henrodah:

That has been my league since I was a child ForzaMilan .

I wonder when Milan will return to the top again. Can't believe this is the same club.
Sports / Re: How Do I Stop Betting? by djoe21(m): 12:59pm On Nov 14, 2019
Sonoyom:

The urge for quick money is the reason he is addicted to sports betting. He should understand the fact that wealth grows with time and also he should be content with his monthly income. If he want to generate more he should invest in business and not in B9.

"...he should invest in business..." This is the only practical solution you have proffered. I don't mean this in an insultive way o.

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