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Sports / Re: McCrory: Anthony Joshua Has So Much Frailty Made Ordinary Fighter Look Dangerous by djoe21(m): 12:13pm On Dec 18, 2019
AwkaetitiBabe:
Handsome men simply get handsomer with age..... If there's money sha undecided

Are you sure you commented on the right thread?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Aston Villa Vs Liverpool : Carabao Cup (5 - 0) On 17th December 2019 by djoe21(m): 3:26am On Dec 18, 2019
osazsky:
nobody will remember who wore d Jersey but people will remember Aston villa for giving u guys 5 which is ur first lost in 2 years gbam

Liverpool lost to Mancity in January this year. How does that translate to 2years? Oga, you really need to calm down. Your hatred for Liverpool is beginning to cloud your sense of facts.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Aston Villa Vs Liverpool : Carabao Cup (5 - 0) On 17th December 2019 by djoe21(m): 3:21am On Dec 18, 2019
osazsky:
they didn't play anything against Aston villa in d EPL,how d ref kept delaying d final whistle beats my imagination,from all indication var has been thier saving grace,I don't know how crystal palace first goal was disqualified when their defender discovered he couldnt contest for d header d guy just summersalt na so referee take cancel goal we all know dat liverpool has been assisted this season,and easy pks,like the Maine dive against Leicester and so on,and they wont still win d EPL na that one pain me pass

They say, if you can't beat them, join them. Well, the English FA has joined us, it remains you! tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Aston Villa Vs Liverpool : Carabao Cup (5 - 0) On 17th December 2019 by djoe21(m): 3:17am On Dec 18, 2019
osazsky:
a lost is a lost,it will be on history that Aston villa flogged liverpool 5 nil,irrespective of who played,d players represent liverpool pls don't say Salah didn't play,the result would have been d same,I know how u luckily escaped defeat with ur senior team against this same team grow up,pride again has started to enter klopp head,he did it last season when he decided to loan out key players when he thought he has already won d EPL klopp will never learn na way

What are you saying? So you think he is doing this because of pride. SMH undecided
Family / Re: World's Oldest Couple Aged 105 & 106 Set To Celebrate 80th Wedding Anniversary by djoe21(m): 5:35pm On Dec 16, 2019
Thought they said when you marry your agemate, the woman will look like your mother with time as women age faster. Well this woman ain't looking like the mother of the man.
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by djoe21(m): 2:22pm On Dec 11, 2019
bronks9174:
LG volt care 1.5HP split unit for sale...
very clean and Working perfectly with low power consumption...
08032928173
#60k
Location is Ajah.

N40k
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by djoe21(m): 11:41am On Dec 10, 2019
Royalty1:


I didn't steal it naa.
Whats That!

cheesy grin
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by djoe21(m): 11:12am On Dec 10, 2019
rilone4canny:
Here are List of items for house clearance

2 Children wooden bed N 15k each

2 Children matrass
N 15k each

6by6 Adult wooden bed N 30k

6by6 12inches matrass N 15k

Generator N 40k

Generator housing
N 10k

Wardrobe N 50k

Living room couchs, 1 2 and 3 seaters
N 40k

Deep Freezer, thermocool N 30k

Centre table N 10k

Centre rug N 8k

Children table and chairs N 8k

Children bicycle
N 10k

Ironing table N 5k

Inverter 1.5kva and 2 batteries N 80k

Junction box, 3 phase N 5k

3 Ceiling fan N 15k

1 Standing fan N 5k

Living room Chandelier N 15k

1 Air conditioner
N 40k

Curtains 7 large pieces and 2 smaller piece N 20k

Microwave N 5k

Bread toaster N 3k

Side bed shelf N 5k

LG home theatre
N 15k

Mini living room bar N 5k

Shoe racks 2 sets Free..

DM me for more information. ASAP...

Put the pictures.
Sports / Re: Alisson Becker Wins Yachine Trophy At Ballon D'or In France by djoe21(m): 10:00pm On Dec 02, 2019
Ilovebigboobs:

Yhh he knows

How many clean sheets did Becker have last season?

No, the question should be how many clean sheets did Ederson keep last season? Alisson is number one in the world right now.
Sports / Re: Alisson Becker Wins Yachine Trophy At Ballon D'or In France by djoe21(m): 9:55pm On Dec 02, 2019
GeniusWannabe:

Ederson Moraes is way better, to be sincere.

Are you sure you know what you are talking about?
Romance / Re: See What This Lady Did At Her Boyfriend's Parents Anniversary by djoe21(m): 10:51am On Nov 30, 2019
Preshy561:

Now, the op is better than you.
Yeah, you pretending and acting all nice when you are dieng inside for how long? For how long will you continue like this? As we all know, human behaviour will at some point, rebel against its oppressor when the mind can no longer contain it. And why tolerate what you don't want in life? Why start what you can't finish? There are simple blending/grinding machines the family can afford, yet you want to act all nice and heroic.
I know my husband won't even like to see me in that condition abeg. grin

How can you say the op is better than her? Have you heard the saying when in Rome behave like the Romans?

That was an anniversary that involved a lot of cooking and preparation for crying out loud. While I don't like the way the bf's sister approached her, the gf shouldn't have waited to be approached in the first place before lending a helping hand.

So at @Simplep, I prefer your style jare.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Should I Have Answered This Interviewer's Question? by djoe21(m): 1:31pm On Nov 29, 2019
MisterJeph:
Hello Nairalanders.

I attended an interview yesterday, it wasn't my first interview but it was the first time a question caught me off guard. I was always prepared before interviews and do my research on the hiring company. But yesterday, when the interviewer asked me; "are you creative?, (I would have just answered yes, and he would have asked me what creative things I've done) my brain went blank for a second and I started looking for a suitable answer.

Don't get me wrong, I have creative ideas, but have I really done something creative? I can act, write plays, but my guess was the interviewer wanted my answer to be in line with the position I was applying for, so I started fumbling for the right answer, after a while uneasiness began to appear on the face my interviewer, apparently I was wasting too much time on this one question. So I let out only thing bouncing up and down in my mind; "I can act sir, if knowing how to act counts as being creative".

I was applying for a bank job for crying out loud, not auditioning for a movie role. How does acting correlate with banking?

Over to you guys. How should I have done justice to the question?

grin grin grin Very funny.
Well you can act as the branch manager when he is absent from work. wink
Family / Re: His Wife Always Gets Angry Because He Leaves The Bed by djoe21(m): 1:17pm On Nov 29, 2019
naijabetboy:


Thanks, I understand. I'm not meddling. We were just gisting and he mentioned it. It's not like he sees it as a major problem in his marriage. We spoke about it in passing. Moreover, he is aware I posted it here. He finds some of the comments funny too

All right bro. Enjoy.
Family / Re: His Wife Always Gets Angry Because He Leaves The Bed by djoe21(m): 10:39am On Nov 29, 2019
naijabetboy:


Okay,

He said that she would usually say "what if something happens to me while you're in the living room"

I'm like what will happen.. lipsrsealed

But bro, you need to know where to draw the line o. You don't want to be meddling too much into someone's marriage. Even if he is your friend.

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Family / Re: His Wife Always Gets Angry Because He Leaves The Bed by djoe21(m): 10:36am On Nov 29, 2019
Ranchhoddas:
He should buy another TV and put in his bedroom.

And watch her complain that the TV doesn't make her sleep. undecided

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Romance / Re: She Came To My House And Cook Rubbished Indomie. Should I Have Lied? by djoe21(m): 10:59pm On Nov 28, 2019
Guys please stop coming here to ask us rubbish questions!

The other day someone asked us if we would take his gf back if we were in his shoes (wetin we wan find inside your shoes undecided). Another guy asked if he was harsh to have broken up with his girlfriend. Now you are asking us this. Which kind new trend be this na? angry
Business / Re: Jumia Shuts Down Operations In Cameroon by djoe21(m): 10:15am On Nov 28, 2019
justflow1:

as seen in the post, i am not in any way comparing the population, just the percentages, if 54 % people gain access to the internet in kenya and 47.1 people gain access to internet in Nigeria, should the argument bother on how many people?
a reasonable person will furnish the argument in a way that focus on what the kenyan govt did to had brought their country's internet penetration percentage above average, and why Nigeria is below 50% even amidst Tech minds and tech investments.
i know ur problem, it is either you missed your logic classes, or your 1Q is below 70

Sorry with this comment, it is clear you are not a Statistician.

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by djoe21(m): 11:01pm On Nov 27, 2019
Foxie:
I can get a brand new one @17k for you.

Are you a furniture maker?
Family / Re: Should Husband Not Often Call His Father In Law And Mother In Law For Greetings by djoe21(m): 8:05pm On Nov 27, 2019
When you begin to look for trouble where there's none. Hahaha, women! Op continue oo; as you no get trouble for your marriage, you need to create one. undecided

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Sports / Re: Joao Felix Wins 2019 Golden Boy by djoe21(m): 5:40pm On Nov 27, 2019
ackim:
Joao Felix beats Haaland & Sancho to win 2019 Golden Boy.

Tuttosport has today released the XVII edition of the Golden Boy which will see the winners receive the award on Monday 16 December in Turin, on the Gala evening with over 200 guests at the Ogres.

Director Xavier Jacobelli announced that The Golden Boy was won by striker Joao Felix of the Atletico Madrid. The Portuguese starlet received 332 votes, defeating the English Jadon Sancho of Borussia Dortmund (175) and the German Kai Havertz of Bayer Leverkusen (75). In fact, 25 out of 40 voters chose Felix in the first place.

Joao Felix himself, through a video, expressed his thanks to Tuttosport: "Thanks to Tuttosport for the Golden Boy 2019, I am very proud. It is the second time that a player from Atletico Madrid has won this award and I am happy. Thanks also to Benfica, in particular to coach Bruno Lage for all he has done for me and my family that is always close to me. A hug."

The complete Golden Boy 2019 ranking:
1. JOÃO FÉLIX, Portugal, Atlético Madrid, 332 votes

2. SANCHO, England, Borussia Dortmund, 175

3. HAVERTZ, Germany, Bayer Leverkusen, 75

4. HÅLAND, Norway, Red Bull Salzburg, 74

5. DE LIGT, Netherlands, Juventus, 71

6. FATI, Spain / Guinea B., Barcelona, 49

7. FODEN, England, Manchester City, 46

8. DONNARUMMA, Italy, Milan, 37

9. ZANIOLO, Italy, Rome, 36

10. MALEN, Holland, PSV Eindhoven, 35

11. MOUNT, England, Chelsea, 29

12. RODRYGO, Brazil, Real Madrid, 20

13. VÍNICÍUS J., Brazil, Real Madrid, 13

14. KEAN, Italy, Everton, 13

15. LUNIN, Ukraine, Valladolid, 11

16. JOVELJIC, Serbia, Eintracht F., 9

17. GUENDOUZI, France / Morocco, Arsenal, 9

18. DAVIES, Canada / Liberia, Bayern, 1

https://www.reportminds.com/2019/11/breaking-joao-felix-beats-haaland.html?m=1



So Fati is 6th, wonderful! Someone that shouldn't even be in top 10.

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Health / Re: Share Your Experience(s) With Nigerian Doctors by djoe21(m): 12:17am On Nov 27, 2019
Thebwoy:
Private hospital - Nice
Government hospital - behaves like government

Private hospital nice until your money for treatment is not complete. grin

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Family / Re: Our Landlord Says He Fathered My Second Baby, Insists On Naming Him —husband by djoe21(m): 9:12pm On Nov 26, 2019
HRHQueenPhil:
I don't know why women like doing this.. stop depending on a man.. dat is why he wld beat u and u refuse to leave. How will a wife love a man dat beats her mercilessly.thats why she is finding pleasure elsewere..even if d landlord is ugly ,she will go for him if he is more matured and gentle..

Story.
Romance / Re: She Left Me For A Medical Doctor And Now Wants A Second Chance by djoe21(m): 6:05pm On Nov 26, 2019
drlance:
She kept lying about this guy who happened to be a medical doctor,I am unemployed but sell phone accessories and do mini importation on the side but doing my Masters

It happened that one time she told me she was to travel to Asaba to meet her family members,on hearing this I was happy and looked forward to talking to them
After spending the night at my place I put her in a bus to Asaba , she didn't pick my calls till the next day.
The next day she posted an outing pic of herself in an eatery I didn't see it as anything but it's the next one that broke me
A guy took a picture of her with her phone while backing a glass door so I could take that he wore a blue shirt I called that day and when I asked playfully to talk to the family members she asked me "what kind of talk is that ?"

Not long from then I got tagged in a picture on her wall on Facebook,low and behold it was a selfie of her and the Medical doctor in blue shirt and the caption "I love you forever, my personal person" someone she said I shouldn't worry about but he is asking her out ,that she knew months before meeting me. She was supposed to be away for 2 days and ended up coming back after a week
On seeing this I called to demand for an explanation if they were related, she sighed cut the phone on me and didn't pick my calls ever again

She left me for a Medical Doctor

One month later now she calls me out of the blue to ask for 2k to buy foodstuffs. Which I gave without saying a word
Fast forward to today I got a job with the government and relocated to Abuja.
She called me later shedding crocodile tears and begging for me back
People of Nairaland what would you have me do? What will you do if you were in my shoes? It's not my fault she didn't see the bigger picture.

She isn't the first woman that has left me for a better person

I don't know what I would do but I know two things I wouldn't do if this happened to me: I wouldn't take her back and I wouldn't open a thread asking Nairalanders what to do. undecided

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by djoe21(m): 12:35pm On Nov 26, 2019
New Snake Skin Handbag.

Selling at the first reasonable price I get.

Whatsapp contact: 08035009448


Cc: Juliearth, Ahnie, Uliyaah, Liftedhands, Mitchyy, Sweetyie, AwkaetitiBabe, Ibizgirl, Mogboyelade, Trippleblessing, Yuneehk

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by djoe21(m): 12:21pm On Nov 26, 2019
Yomi15:
Haier THERMOCOOL fridge for sale

location-Sangotedo Ajah,lagos
Contact.
PRIZE-30k
Still on warranty, bought 2 months ago.
Selling because of relocation.

Drop your Whatsapp contact.
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by djoe21(m): 12:02pm On Nov 26, 2019
Juliearth:



I dont have to check to know this is overpriced. For heaven's sake, I am sure you have used this for nothing less than 5 years. Why sell an item that you have enjoyed for an exorbitant price? Dont ask me to check price of new as if I dont know that the price of electronics has sky rocketted over these few years. Thus, if you bought this for 10 naira, it will be 15naira in the market. The present price of an item should not be a yardstick for you fixing price your used items.

You must be an Economist. Nice analysis cheesy

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by djoe21(m): 11:50am On Nov 26, 2019
ifecx4real:
I need this chair or who has an idea where I can get this chair. Thanks

They sell at Barliet bus-stop or Cele. Although it's fairly used they sell but they are very clean. If they don't tell you, you may not know.

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by djoe21(m): 11:17am On Nov 26, 2019
Ademat7:

How and where?

There's a furniture maker I met that does it. Saw his sample and inquired about it. He gave me his card but I don't have it anymore. Except I go to the area where is shop is. Although, you can just meet any good furniture maker around you.
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by djoe21(m): 10:08am On Nov 26, 2019
smokers:
2 month used Sumec Firman 1800 working perfectly for sale @ 25,000. Location ogba. Phone number 08095878020.

What's the KVA?
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by djoe21(m): 9:45am On Nov 26, 2019
Ademat7:

How I wish u r in Lagos ���
Anyone in Lagos with TV stand pls quote me

You can make one for similar amount here in Lagos.
Romance / Re: What's Wrong With A Man Under 33? by djoe21(m): 3:52pm On Nov 23, 2019
Steezz:
There could be some truth in it. The way me and my wife play ehn. She can slap my head, say things like sharrap or oga are u high? Lool. Of course it's all bants (only when we are alone though) and it makes us bond more. If the age gap was massive I don't think all that would be possible.

Good to know you are enjoying your marriage. I pray it continues till death do you part.

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