Ahmed0336:
I started to believe that two people in this world must look alike when I travelled to jos for an event. Was walking jejely when I heard a lady screaming Ezekiel Ezekiel since my name no be Ezekiel I kept walking my thing...

Next thing this girl just jump on my body, hugged and begin to kiss me, before I know my hands don begin press her nyansh( no blame me the weather cold ) told her my name is not Ezekiel the girl no gree o it took the Grace of God for her to understand. Wetin concern local man wey see free nyansh press?

I think scientists say each individual has about 6 doppelgangers.

stephleena:
He said I'm too playful

The age difference must have been large.

americanson:


I understand how you feel. I am the wrongest person to treat like shiiit. I will never forget.

Did you hear that I beat her or hit her? I didn't harm her in any way. What I am doing is psychological...

Next time, she would learn never to take advantage of a genuine heart that cared.

Nobody deceived her... She led herself into it due to greed and bad company that she chose.

People who behave like they are no humans with a heart or soul do not deserve forgiveness or sympathy. If that life had favoured her, she would be the one laughing at me by now.

I had another one who stopped picking my call after first meeting in Benin 2 years after the girl I talked about.

I looked malnourished, unfed as I was still struggling to come out of the wreckage life dumped me.

Same girl called me when I was doing NYSC... Then by 2016, she called me again, asked where she was and she said Lekki. I told her I was there too. We met and she started forming lovey dovey! She also complimented my new look cos I had added lots of weight.

She was ready to offer sex cos she saw the house I was and also happy that she had found a friend in a neighborhood cos she was new then.

She sent me some of her pics in which she wore swim wears, pants and bra.

After that meeting, I made series of meeting and broke them. Never fulfilled anyone.

There are still some of us who are not moved by sex to be honest. I know guys would say I should have eaten her and clean mouth but sincerely, you got to break away from the norm and let these daughters of eve know they ain't worth your sperms.

Never look down, young lady!

Everyone deserves forgiveness bro. It doesn't mean you have to get back into a relationship with her though.

doctorkush:
[size=8pt][/size] I don't know what is wrong with you people... You can see I'm into her already, you just jump out of nowhere to cause distraction. So you want to break her heart too or why do you want to touch her

Because its a faceless forum, doesn't give you the audacity to woo who I woo... Behave

Guy you are a clown

exactly what happened to me. Where I regret the most was I never fvcked her. I dated this girl while I was still in 200l uniben back then 2012. I invested my money, time and energy to see that everything worked fine. I also promise to marry her not knowing I was building my castle in the air. After wasting 6years of relationship, the next thing I got last two weeks was a whatsapp message and I quote " I know I have really offended you but you need someone better than me". " don't bother about me and take care of yourself ". that's the message I got from her. Thank God I have already a good job in a multi national company that always keep me busy.. I would have committed suicide. It's all for good sha..
thank God she left while things are working out for good.. I was deceived by love and the the girls name is LOVETH. Loveth will never know peace in her marriage and life endeavors. I keep having negative thoughts about her and she will meet her match on a good day. I never bleeped her all in the name of keeping myself till marriage. May God will surely punish her. I used a whole lot of money just to please her, yet she dumped me. As am writing this now, Loveth will have a bad marriage and family.. so shall it be IN JESUS NAME. AMEN

Guy you are funny. Abeg calm down with the curses, they are not necessary.

kokomilala:
Wacko Jacko,the greatest artiste ever. He was also the greatest dancer ever.After the death of Elvis Presley, there was a kind of vacuum in the music industry. This genius seized hold of events and reinforced the notion that fortune is for grabs. Time Magazine would later describe him as one man team that saved music.
Sometime after his passing, Sony Music signed the biggest record deal with his estate-250 million USD.
He was a one-off.So was Pele, so was Muhammed Ali.And so is Usain Bolt. All blacks.Blessed black!

Who killed Pele?

Beverlyjean:
He said it all... Let Messi go to another club whr everything wudnt b easy for him , then we gonna know his true worth... Every player plays for him in Barca , the tactics in Barca is made specially for him and that's y players like de Jong and greizman is finding it difficult ... Let him go to another club whr they also hv their star player and let's c if he will progress... To also has don it multiple times .. Messi should do sNe to prove he's the greatest... But his delusional fans on NL will insult the es goalie and Ronaldo like as if it was Ronaldo that asked the ex goalie to make the comment... Messi fans are like the blind uneducated illogical abokis supporting the government sheepishly

Cliche

Freemanbobble:
Mothers
they can save and keep things for the future
Them dey always reason about the future

The day when i respect my mom na the day when hungry do me wella
Nothing dey with me

I come dey reason my life

Luckily in the evening my mumsy call me on phone
I come reason my brokeness with her
Could you imagine she come direct me go where she intentionally save and hide twenty thousand naira for under her Cooler box incase i face emergency

O boy see smile for my face that evening
Although she come say make i collect seven thousand for inside
Trust me i top am with three thousand naira. I collect 10k
I ball that evening. See balling! Drink some bottles

You no try

Women

Zooposki:


I’m sure all these points raised were taken into consideration before the border closure. Bubu is not going to open that border.

That was how UK messed up and said no work experience after attending their university. Nigerians started relocating to other countries. Now they are begging us to come back by quickly amending their constitution to allow for twice the duration for work experience.

Are you serious? Are they now allowing post study visa?

bdchange:
I have read all the comments from first page to this one here and all I see is my parents say this and that. This is modern age and so many things has change yet some people still take it upon themselves to still leave in the past. How can your parents decide who a grown up woman or man should marry? All tribes have wicked people for sure and no tribe is excluded from bad behaviours. Your experienced with people you meet should determine who you marry not your parents or someone else. That person who is good to your parent is worst to another person in the same clan and conditions. What is racism if not what I just read all through these comments. Hmmmm

Bro you are right. There was a particular comment that made me speechless based on its level of 'my parents....' But then, it could just be an indicator of the age of the commenters on this topic.

midnighter:


Tribe has an impact on behaviour, to be honest

What somebody's culture teaches them to do has an impact on their behaviour but its just that there are other factors like education, environment, religion, individual personality, parentage, upbringing, financial status etc that offset the impact of cultural background

There must be some basis for stereotypes even if we dont really like them. To an extent its good to discuss them so we can see how others regard us

Its a good intention but its naive and somewhat disingenuous to say that it doesnt matter where somebody comes from, because we all know that it does

Very true.

vicben27:
to some extent, l have observed from many over the years, intra tribal marriage are more successful, the level of synergy is second to none, ur wife is more like a sister, ur kids are at advantage because they will hear and speak ur native language, is a form of cultural preservation. l will not have kids that are lost and confused lol, that's my own point of view Sha. my will l marry a woman only to come and be speaking English with her? English is for white man a borrowed culture

You have said it all, it's your point of view. I can't argue with you on that.

BiggyB242:


You have more of landladies than landlords in Edo State, the women always want to be in control. Their husband usually die early from what I noticed.

could be coincidence though.

vicben27:
l can't imagine my self marrying from any other tribe. my mom and dad never had any serious marital issues in good times and in bad times. they are both from the same tribe, that is the secret to happiness and peace of mind if both parties are understanding. Soo l can only marry from my tribe, l'm currently engaged we are both from the same Village God will always give us our heart desires if be seek Him diligently

If I understand you correctly, you are saying the secret to a successful marriage is marrying from the same tribe?

lyndaway:
I can marry from where ever my parents don't have problems with that there major concern is my happiness

Hmmm

Sirvingeo:

You are very correct . I am from Imo state but I will never marry a lady from my state. Imo ladies have made themselves fit only to cure sexual urge. My Mom is from Anambra and she is a typical representative of a virtuous woman. Enugu state is a good state to marry too.

Your mom is the virtuous woman while mothers and women from Imo State are promiscuous. How fitting. You try well well. Continue.

RedCreme21:
feminism aside, im just typing that she can penetrate a vagina with that organ. Her inpregnating another female depends on if she has funtioning testicles.
Before the ruling was passed, she must have been examined by qualified doctors. We dont know the full story.

Please did you see the organ cos I'm looking for it.

go2efezino:
Having an extended clitoris doesn't make you a man,having a long clit is far more normal than having a short one.... Google is your friend,every part of the world just dey go forward naija na only backward we sabi.

I need to know what measurement you consider long and what measurement you consider short because this your claim seem far fetched.

Fuckthamods:
Practicing Catholics.. See as rosary long.
Pete no just get wahala.. Probably concocting the next proverb he is gonna say out

Practising catholic indeed. Remember when Pete Edochie came to St. Albert, Uniben, during one of the harvest programmes.

Logan95:

I don't know what she sees in me because honestly I'm not a good person but I have a calm personality.

She told me initially when she started developing feelings for me that she's had one abortion for her ex, I guess she was testing waters before the bombshell. I forgave her instantly because I did not ask and I am also guilty of endorsing abortion with my previous relationships.

She surprisingly volunteers information willingly which I never seen in a girl.

In my head, I know her body count is small compared to mine but I don't know why I'm still pained.

I've asked her if she regrets it and is willing to change with or without me and she replied in affirmation. However, I'll give it time and watch things unfold.

If this is the only issue you have with her, then you no get problem.

You feel pained because you are a guy. We always feel we can have as many body count as we like while ladies should remain virgins. That's why you see guys using the 'master key' analogy (rubbish by the way).

Well, what I have to tell you is not to be judgemental otherwise, you will discourage her honesty with you or the next person she will be in relationship with if you decide to break up with her.

If you decide to continue with her, you must forgive and let go, and never bring such issues (her past) up when you have misunderstanding.

Brother, nobody holy pass. Let LOVE lead!

Naijaarchive:
Lol there was an upcoming program... The pastor was imploring us to come nd experience the presence of God.... The pastor said if you won't be coming shout hallelujah... My mind was far away... I just shouted Hallelujah All eyes were on me even my parents were shocked .... I was being honest tho

Very funny

sirjoe1124:
In my JS1 then I was fond of sleeping in the church, I was so known for that, that usher's no longer wake me. On a certain Friday, I couldn't tell who invited my crush for a night vigil in other to please her by not sleeping: I decided I wouldn't sit through out the prayer session. Then the worst happened, I fell while sleep standing and disrupted the night vigil. It's more than 10 years now, I haven't visited that church.

Haaaaaaahaaa

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Life0Life:
I can never forget when I was told to kneel down in front of the church at workers vigil, menh my life was never the same again,
My conclusion:
Even if you're a true man of God your personality will still play a peculiar role in delivering his will. Cause that day I was just looking at the pastor like seriously. ...I was already above 30 year's then o, No be say I be pikin o. .still baffled

You don't mean it.

SyrusdeHansome:
When I use to worship at winners chapel we had a tarry night program one Friday. As Satan want ham my mom decided to cook beans dat same Friday. My dad was the pastor nd I was just in the congregation cos I didn't join the choir as I didn't go 4 rehearsals. I wasn't even allowed to play any instrument. The first girl I loved came back from her boarding school nd she was in the choir sit. As una sabi tarry night, I slept off only to wake up to hear myself mess one powerful mess. The whole section of the church fixed their eyes on Mr including my crush. I was so ashamed that I had to climb up to go nd sleep. Throughout that week I had to dodge the girl because of shame.

TOPCRUISE:
Embarrassing moment was when I was persuaded to join choir. Well I join choir due to persuasion of the sisters that they need a brother to join. I rehearse the song very well. Then as lead choir I was to address the crowd with the song. Fear first of all catch me. As I held the mike and I faced the congregation, I forgot the song immediately. I face the choir make dem help me. They were shocked. I shouted, hello so many times at them, I mumured some incoherent words back to dem to signal I have forgotten the song, they sheepishly smiled back. Meanwhile all the pastors where laughing inside out. They knew me to be a shy person and yet they were the ones that convinced me to join choir. I stammered, grumbled, talk, mumured, struggled and managed to drag join a few lines I remembered with the help of the choir till the end. As I drop mike and went to my seat the stunned congregation were just looking at me. I have learnt my lesson anyway.

BOOOMNAIJA:
SHARP GIRL....SHE WANTS MORE

...and she will get more!

Many people lack a sense of gratitude and they keep wondering why you don't give them more.

Rafiq2:
To be honest, am starting to like trump, Despite being indifferent to his usual antics in d past, I have to say, am becoming a huge fan. His speech today was awesome, no bullshyt, just raw awesomeness

I like the guy.

Bunnatex:
I hope it won't be a case of HYDRA. Cut one head, another replace it

I'm afraid that's the kind of war the West is currently fighting.

midnighter:
Lol and Trump gave a very ridiculous speech! That guy is terrible sha! Cant wait till his term is finished and America will get back to normal

That man is just awful

No he's not.

midnighter:


Not at all. You said a lot of stuff and I am still trying to get to the bottom of it before I answer

Oh, please take your time.

midnighter:


Lol see you. Dont flatter yourself

I will try not to.

Hope you remember we haven't finished our discussion on email.