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PropertiesRe: My Plumber Failed, See How A Female Nairalander Fixed Dripping Tap (Pics,Video) by dochenaj: 8:37am On Nov 25, 2022
gloryhomemaker:
So my plumber disappointed by not showing up, I had to fix my daughter's bathroom dripping leaking double tap myself.
It was not as hard as expected, I just had to understand the process. I also took pictures of the old tap and its components which helped me to assemble the new one with some ease.

This video details the process of dismantling a faulty tap and coupling a new one. We can achieve anything if we put our mind to it.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pz73qBpbqOs
Don't we all love a woman who is handy?

So you are not just a good cook, but also a handywoman. Thumbs up to you.

And "plumber" is pronounced with the "b" silent. Now you can be a great cook, handywoman, and a grammarian among a host of other undisclosed skills.
PoliticsRe: Babachir Lawal: Why I Chose To Endorse Peter Obi by dochenaj: 7:50am On Nov 25, 2022
Chinjo2:
Babachir Lawal stated frankly that the election is a two horse race between Atiku and Peter Obi. He is even tipping kwankwaso to have more votes than Tinubu.
Kwankwaso can't have more votes than Tinubu.
PoliticsRe: During APC Convention, Tinubu Didn't Allow Us Go To South East - Lawal by dochenaj: 7:44am On Nov 25, 2022
FreeStuffsNG:
SE is no bride. It is the joy of taunting PDP with that huge showing of APC in PDP traditional stronghold that is gratifying. Nothing more. Ebonyi and Imo are APC states so can deliver the minimum 5% PMB got from SE in 2015. PDP may still win but the votes at stake remains the lowest so PDP itself can not even rely on SE votes to win.

At the end , in democracy it is the number of votes that count and SE still does not have the number.

Asiwaju Tinubu is not naive or ignorant. The swing votes largely remain in SW and NW so those bases remain the Brides.
Do you even understand the concept of "swing votes"? If you did, you wouldn't call the SW a swing region. If SW is truly a swing region after you have looked up what "swing votes" mean, then Tinubu might as well drop out of the race now, cos he has lost.
PoliticsRe: Does Crowd At Rallies Really Matter? by dochenaj: 12:08am On Nov 25, 2022
Campaign crowds are majorly props for the subsequent election rigging.

So is also the governors promises to the presidential candidates on how many voters they can guarantee them. Though we know that the governor cannot influence how people will truly vote. It is the illusion of this that makes people think that TInubu is favorite to win the elections. Because all the APC governors has assured him of millions of votes.
SportsRe: Switzerland Vs Cameroon: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022. (1 - 0) On 24th Nov 2022 by dochenaj: 1:04pm On Nov 24, 2022
Cameroon squandered their chances. It appears we won't have any African country in the round of 16 they way they are going. Cameroon was supposed to be the best shot of that happening.
CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye Tackles Trolls Telling Him To Go Back To Anambra by dochenaj: 5:29am On Nov 24, 2022
Very valid and sensible argument.
BusinessRe: Naira Redesign: Nigerians Will Fill Uncountable Forms To Withdraw Large Amounts by dochenaj: 5:21am On Nov 24, 2022
Globad:
A common man doesn't withdraw large sums of cash from the bank
How many "common man" have up to 10 million naira in their bank account in this Nigeria.

I guess they don't understand the definition of common man.
BusinessRe: Naira Redesign: Nigerians Will Fill Uncountable Forms To Withdraw Large Amounts by dochenaj: 5:20am On Nov 24, 2022
BluntCrazeMan:
I would like to be buying everything with wireless transfers,, including biscuits of N20.


But transfer charges wouldn't let me.

So, I have to be hoarding some physical cash., So I can use them to do some quick little little expenses here-and-there.
Well you never get to hoard up to 500,000 do you? And I bet the limit CBN will place will be higher than that.
BusinessRe: Naira Redesign: Nigerians Will Fill Uncountable Forms To Withdraw Large Amounts by dochenaj: 5:16am On Nov 24, 2022
A cashless economy will save the CBN money used in printing new cash notes.

A cashless economy is the way to go, but there are limitations to it, and top on that list is literacy.

But we will get there.
PoliticsRe: "We Are Not Yet Ripe For It": APC Kicks Against Deployment Of BVAS, IReV by dochenaj: 4:53am On Nov 24, 2022
This BVAS will block illegal voting and will block results tampering at the collation centers.

If the results from the polling centers are protected, then we can be certain that they are a true representation of the votes of the people.

But we still need to solve the problem of vote buying, violence at the polling centers, promptness of INEC officials at the polling stations.

However, with the issue of being ready. INEC knows all the polling stations and should begin now to test run for connection problems. And in areas, that there is mobile telecom coverages they can deploy mobile satellite transmission units.
PoliticsRe: Biafra Can Never Be Defeated And Wiped Away - Soyinka by dochenaj: 1:05pm On Nov 21, 2022
That war is the reason why Nigeria is the way it is today.
PoliticsRe: 2023: Tinubu Will Get 70 Percent Of South- East Votes - Afegbua by dochenaj: 5:07am On Nov 21, 2022
All these forecast have one purpose, to support the rigging machineries already set in motion.
PoliticsRe: Atiku: My Government Will Devolve Power To States by dochenaj: 4:03am On Nov 21, 2022
AtikuOkowa:
There is.

Only that we just pretend to know our country while we do not know what our constitution says.


I bet you know US constitution than that of our dear nation.

We have REPS,through which our voice is heard by the centre and they serve as our eyes and ears.

Why not holding townhall meeting every specific time with your both REPS and STATE MEMBERS OF ASSEMBLY?

You just want them to spread money or execute a project, as if they are executive arm of government.

The purpose of both state and national assembly is to echo the voices of the people and represent them.
I know the Constitution well enough to know there are a lot of loopholes in the supposed process to hold elected officials accountable coupled with our increasing differences and tendencies to put ourselves over the collective.

For instance when the Supreme Court supposedly imposed Hope Uzodimma on Imo state, before you know it the APC that was a minority in the House suddenly became majority by sheer cross-carpeting and their constituents where non the less wiser about recalling them. An opposing House would have probably found impeachable offence to remove him and his deputy from office, if only they dug deep enough.

So you see Nigeria runs on "my stomach politics" and until that changes, you can never successfully hold anyone accountable.
PoliticsRe: Atiku, Okowa And Goodluck Jonathan Hold Close Door Meeting by dochenaj: 8:56am On Nov 18, 2022
nazicartel:
Jona. No gree anything them tell you ooo... I'm a very wicked somebody. You made me lose my own election and you want me to support you now. Atiku is the worst politician I have seen in my life. His advisers are very bad. Why didn't he allow Jonathan to finish his 4yrs. Then Jonathan can hand over to him ?.... Then he was the highest ranking Northener apart from the vice President.
I also didn't understand Atiku joining the APC in 2015. Did he think he was going to win Buhari in the primaries?

Atiku has made some desperate and seemingly foolish moves in the bid to be president but he might actually get it this time around. (He is favorite to win)

Jonathan doesn't seem to me as someone that holds unto bitterness in his heart. And that's good for him.
PoliticsRe: Atiku: My Government Will Devolve Power To States by dochenaj: 8:45am On Nov 18, 2022
If only there was a way for us to hold the president accountable for all the campaign promises made before the elections.
PoliticsRe: South East Businessmen Donate ₦‎1 Billion To Support Tinubu's Presidential Bid, by dochenaj: 8:38am On Nov 18, 2022
Uzodimma is investing into Tinubu election heavily because he knows it is the only pathway to him being reappointed by Supreme Court again.

But alas he didn't know the common saying that "lightening never strikes the same place twice"
PoliticsRe: Underage Voters Uncovered In Abia State INEC Register by dochenaj:
Jogs1900:
I think the big politicians are behind all this underaged voters registration..Don't let us put the blame on these inec staffs because I know they are usually intimidated and threatened by all these big politicians to do their biddings without adequate protection from the govt.
One way INEC can solve this problem is that during the registration, they can create a system where the officer doing the registration can secretly flag any registration that they did under duress.

Such triggering an investigation beyond the point of registration. That way, whoever coerced them will think all is well but the registration will never stick.

But why can't INEC acquire better photo capturing devices like the immigration people use for the passport, ever notice how your passport photo is always finer than you in real life?
Christianity EtcRe: Muslim-muslim Ticket: I Will Neither Recommend Nor Disqualify Any Party – Kumuyi by dochenaj: 8:11am On Nov 18, 2022
odduduwa:
Typical Yoruba , all because his brother chose a Muslim as vice
If you know Kumuyi, you would know he wouldn't have said anything different even if it was Amaechi that won the APC ticket.

While, he might have a personal preference for a candidate but as a public figure that should remain apolitical, it is smarter to keep that preference private.
PoliticsRe: Rowdy Session In Senate Over Naira Redesign by dochenaj: 9:04pm On Nov 16, 2022
Do you notice how those clamoring for extension of the deadline, want the deadline extended to after the elections.

So that they can use the cash they have stashed for elections vote buying.

Emefiele though largely clueless, just found a way to grab these politicians on their balls.

Maybe I should open a money laundering outfit, to help these politicians launder their stashed cash for a 20% cut. undecided

If only Nigeria had an effective and uncompromised money laundering monitoring policies. These politicians would have been royally fvcked.
Foreign AffairsRe: Donald Trump Announces 2024 Re-Election Run For President by dochenaj: 8:44pm On Nov 16, 2022
He will still lose.

So it will be in the best interest of the GOP to ensure he doesn't win the nomination.
PoliticsRe: Funny Reactions As Nigerians React To Tinubu's Prayers In Jos by dochenaj:
Truth be told. Tinubu for a moment forgot his train of thoughts and wandered off, it felt he was trying very hard to recall what he wanted to say hence he kept repeating "God bless Nigeria", then he remembered the name of a party and for a brief moment he forgot it was not his party but luckily he was able to remember that he was not a member of PDP but a member of APC.

This is clear case of memory deficits. Usually short term memory is more easily affected than long term memory. It is normal with aging, and some might be more severely affected than others.

But yeah, let's twist it into something else, he was praying for PD-APC governors.
PoliticsRe: Sobur Olawale Slumps, Dies During APC Jos Presidential Campaign by dochenaj: 1:04am On Nov 16, 2022
It is turn by turn.
PoliticsRe: 2015 Exchange Between Professor Chukwuma Soludo And Peter Obi by dochenaj: 10:00pm On Nov 15, 2022
yuzjet:
You don’t get it, do you?

Tinubu and Atiku doesn’t have resistant governors in their respective state like the way Soludo is against Obi in Anambra.
If governors arbitrarily determine the outcome of elections, Jonathan wouldn't have lost in 2015. You obviously don't get it.
PoliticsRe: INEC To Nigerians: Help Us Identify Underage Persons On Voters’ Register by dochenaj: 9:42pm On Nov 15, 2022
CSTRR:
Yeah, keep saying it.

Bad tree will produce good fruits just because you added inshallah.
Actually Tinubu's government might favour him because he or his family has a direct connection to Tinubu, you never can tell.

Even the worst president would favour some people. For instance, though Nigerians are wailing over the hardship inspired by this administration but there are a lot of people who their lives has been changed for the best during this regime because of their connection to the present government.

That's why when I see people vigorously campaigning for a candidate on a faceless forum, I never rule out the fact that they are campaigning for their personal pockets.
PoliticsRe: INEC To Nigerians: Help Us Identify Underage Persons On Voters’ Register by dochenaj: 9:32pm On Nov 15, 2022
The essence of of a biometric capture is to ensure that multiple registrations are invalidated. Unfortunately INEC is very compromised. And until we can have a truly unbiased and uncompromising INEC say goodbye to free and fair elections.

As of the issue of underage voters, it is only in the South that voters who are few days to becoming 18 years are denied from registering because they are not yet 18 but in the North 12 years old children will be registered without so much as a request for their birth certificates.
PoliticsRe: 2015 Exchange Between Professor Chukwuma Soludo And Peter Obi by dochenaj: 9:19pm On Nov 15, 2022
yuzjet:
If Nigeria will split, I still pity Biafra nation. So many internal sabotages that won't help them.

Who could have thought Soludo wouldn't support his own at this point?

Anyway, it's good to let obidients understand the real politics and why Obi may not even win his own Anambra?

Whatever the outcome, it'll be great to see.
So if they tell you Obi will not win Anambra you will actually believe it?

It's akin to saying that Atiku will not win Adamawa or Tinubu will not win Lagos.
FamilyRe: Makinde Pilot Sisters: Mopelola, Oluwaseun and Oluwafunmilayo by dochenaj: 8:13pm On Nov 13, 2022
Treasuredgift:
These are the kind of brains we should be promoting and encouraging our kids to emulate, not all this BBN shows and stars, with no morality

Chai,but life no kuku balance sha.

I remember when we were kids and all wanted to become Pilot, Robotic engineers, Doctors etc....las las, nah organic cream,tailor and cake we dey bake now.
You can transfer those dreams to your kids and work hard to make sure it is realized.
PoliticsRe: Osun: Drama As INEC Denies Own Document At Tribunal by dochenaj: 9:23am On Nov 05, 2022
This tribunal might be going the way of the Imo state gubernatorial election supreme court ruling.
PropertiesRe: Don't Bother Building A Family Swimming Pool If It Is Not Like This (PICS) by dochenaj: 9:02am On Nov 05, 2022
All these comments "what will be will be", " when death comes" , and other such similar sentiments are fallacious.

While you cannot eliminate risks entirely but you can reduce them very significantly by careful planning.
PoliticsRe: Bashir Magashi: Nigeria Needs Prayers From US, Not Terror Alert by dochenaj: 5:34am On Nov 02, 2022
Imagine what a minister of Defence opens his mouth to say publicly.

Is it that they remove shame from these crop of Nigerian politicians that they show no shame at all? I remember reading a statement credited to a certain presidential flag bearer where he said that if they foreign powers don't clear some of our loans that we will not commit to their climate change policies, of course I didn't want to believe he said that, but I realize we cannot put it past them.

Well I guess the more stupid you are, the more incapable you are of showing shame.
RomanceRe: "I'm Sorry" – Nigerian Lady Begs A Man She Rejected 3 Years Ago by dochenaj: 1:18pm On Oct 28, 2022
So we should clap for him. Immature men everywhere.
PoliticsRe: He Changed The Currency In 1984; He Is Changing It Again In 2022 - Shehu Sani by dochenaj: 1:09pm On Oct 28, 2022
Alwaysready:
Ok

It's a CBN monetary policy aimed at stabilizing the Naira.

The CBN will always suggests ways in stabilizing the currency and sends to the president for approval. It's not him doing it after all,you all said he doesn't have a certificate . So,how come he knows the pros and cons of printing rebranding the naira.

They ,the CBN want to flush out 'blackmoney' and this is election period where those politicians have taken all the currency to a save haven to spend next year.

They will not be happy with this news because,all what they would have saved will be valueless come next year .

Check my sig & patronize us today
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There is always a long window for currency to be exchanged. And if it too short people will clamor for more time and it will be extended.

Now what stops the corrupt politicians from using proxy to launder the monies they have stashed away. After all laundering is very easy in Nigeria.

All they need to do is establish cash based businesses and use it to launder the cash and since we don't have functional money laundering monitoring systems, they will never be caught.

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