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Crime › Re: Man Commits Suicide After Attacking Wife With Acid In Anambra. Graphic Photos by dochenaj: 8:37pm On Feb 05, 2019
Chibuhealth:
Stupid man. As if the son is not his next of kin too.
No be small stupidity, I tell you.
Health › Re: Staphylococcus Aureus Is Ruining My Life! Nairaland Please Help! by dochenaj: 8:27pm On Feb 05, 2019
Unhealthy:
I only did it when I wanted to flesh malaria
Oh! I mean hard drugs like heroin that is injected into the blood, I don't mean therapeutic drugs that was administered via the IV route.

Anyway, I'm 100% certain that test is wrong, there must have been a mixup or very likely a contamination in the lab. But Nigeria is messed up, else when the lab people signed off that result, they should have seen how ridiculous it sounded for you to have a heavy Staphylococcus infection in your blood and asked for a new sample to redo the test.

I'll recommend you go to a hospital and tell the doctors your complaints, don't mention anything about staphylococcus and let them figure out, what is wrong with you.

And finally, this thread is at the 10th page, and I cannot imagine the overwhelming number of advice, concoctions, and drugs you have been asked to get. Don't listen to any of that, go see a doctor and task him to find out what is wrong with you and let him explain it to you. It is your right as a patient to take his time while he takes your money.
Politics › Re: Nigerians Blast President Buhari For Saying He Came Into Office In 2005 In Ekiti by dochenaj: 8:15pm On Feb 05, 2019
calculator123:
Buhari is showing signs of dementia, it is no longer funny oh. I sometimes wonder how people still support him despite knowing he isn't physically, mentally fit to be a class captain how much more a president.
The number of people who who vote for Buhari is directly proportional to the number of idiots we have in Nigeria embarassed embarassed
I saw a video of some female aspirant filing a suit, that Buhari was not mentally fit to contest the elections. "But if he is mentally fit to be president now, why is he mentally unfit to run for president?", was my question.

I am not a lawyer but I thought there is a clause in the constitution on if the President is incapacitated and can't discharge his roles he should be removed. If that were to be true, I wonder why the Senate has not looked into this issue of Buhari's mental competence and see if he should be asked to resign or be impeached.
Politics › Re: Nigerians Blast President Buhari For Saying He Came Into Office In 2005 In Ekiti by dochenaj: 8:09pm On Feb 05, 2019
BuhariAdvocate:
Very useless people bring your father that is above 70years to face crowd let us compare him with buhari. Notice to all wailers buhari or death .
Our father that is over 70 years is not contesting to be Councillor not to talk of President of a Country (not country club).

If that was your poor attempt at defending the mental decline of the President then you should do better.

And next time be sensible enough to keep your father out of a discourse he was not invited into.
Health › Re: Staphylococcus Aureus Is Ruining My Life! Nairaland Please Help! by dochenaj: 1:15pm On Feb 05, 2019
Unhealthy:
I had to open this new moniker so that I can share my problems without any shame

I developed the staphylococcus infection last year through toilet I life has been so terrible for me.

I have been battling with constant headache, fatigue and shortness of breath, and a worm like movement in my body for a long time. Sometimes I feel numbness on the part of my body and it's really affecting me. My boss has been complaining about my incompetence at work and it's possible I lose my job if things continue this way

I've gone to several hospitals and spend a lot of money to conduct series of test after which blood culture revealed I have a heavy growth of Staphylococcus Aureus.

I took the result to a doctor and he prescribed Pefloaxin for me and I also took five injection to flush this bacteria and it seemed like I was getting out of the bond of this bacteria until the symptoms returned back few weeks later.

I decided to resort to Nairaland because most of the doctors I've gone to are incompetent, and I don't want to take too much antibiotics so that my body will not become resistant to it.. The way this staph is affecting me is becoming unbearable. I can't sleep or breath well

Someone suggested I go to general hospital since they seem to be more experienced but all na the same. They are always too much in a hurry to attend to patients and prescribe drugs.


Please if you have treated this stubborn infection before, how did you manage to cure it completely? Did you use drugs or herbs?

I know many carriers of this bacteria normally get scammed by online advertisers and I know they will flood this thread with their fake herbal drugs. Please I need you to come to my aid and don't look for a way to swindle money from me with ineffective drugs

Here is the result of my test.


Please help me move this to the FP for a wider audience
The test you did must be wrong. You cannot have a blood culture with a heavy yield Staphylococcus Aureus and you're walking about okay. You should be dead already.

And I wonder how Staph would even get into your blood, do you do IV drugs?
Politics › Re: Crowds Didn't Allow President Buhari To Stop As He Campaigns In Kano by dochenaj: 12:47pm On Feb 05, 2019
BubuZombi:
Omo See Crowd shocked

Majority of them will still participate for the sake of the Naira when Atikuthief/Obilair come to do their campaign and still vote for Buhari.

Kano is on the Next Level
So you're also anticipating a crowd on Atiku's campaign but conveniently believe that Buhari's crowd will vote for him but Atiku's crowd won't vote for him. Lol
Politics › Campaign Crowds And What They Stand For. by dochenaj(op): 2:50am On Feb 05, 2019
Most of these crowds are never up to 10% of electorates in those places. And even at that the demographics of the crowd reveal that 80% of them are there because there is some money to be shared and these same people will attend whoever's campaign as long as there is some money to be made out of it. 10% are the party loyalist who are either contesting for or have someone contesting for some office under the party. The last 10% just came to see what is happening.

While I've always known that elections are not won by votes, and have never been so in Nigeria. However the support the party/contestant can show they have, does make the rigging more plausible. And that is why all the parties are busy throwing in the money to buy campaign crowds to show us that they have a huge support base.


But truth is that the upcoming elections has been rigged already, the figures have been collated and kept. Only waiting for the date, to be announced. As it stands, there is only one person who can change those figures; the GrandMaster in life's game of chess.
Politics › Re: Atiku, Saraki, Bruce, Fayose, Dogara React As Osinbajo Survives Helicopter Crash by dochenaj: 9:36pm On Feb 02, 2019
martineverest:
Association of Demonic Spirits and Enemies of Nigeria (ADSEN),PDP headquarters and annex, have reacted

God of Adeboye and God of Buhari (GAGB)have annuled their plans
Hope you know those two people you mentioned don't serve the same God? At least not to our public knowledge.
Travel › Re: Yemi Osinbajo Chopper Crash-Landed In Kogi (photos) by dochenaj: 9:16pm On Feb 02, 2019
I always knew that the activities of Osinbajo and his widespread acceptability is a source of constant headache to those cursed criminals in PDP.

Those evil thieves want to kill Osinbajo like they killed Azazi and Patrick Yakowa. Same thing they did to Danbaba Suntai.

PDP is a nest of murderers. - Wole Soyinka.
Do you realize that Yakowa was a PDP Governor and Azazi was security adviser to Jonathan? Of course you're APC and are bereft of wisdom.
Crime › Re: Maid Stole 8 Pants Of Her Boss And Her Undergraduate Daughter While Leaving Her by dochenaj: 2:42pm On Feb 02, 2019
mhisbliss:
I don't think juju is real but too scared to say it incase aggressive and dumb people decide to jump down my throat, i can not fight a battle I cannot win.
You can only come to that conclusion if you hold the following axioms.

1. The world we can see is all there is to the world. Hence there is no spiritual/cosmic worlds.

2. There is nothing like God.

3. There is nothing like the devil too.

If you don't hold to all these axioms, then I wonder why you don't believe that there is ritual money and juju.
Jokes Etc › Re: See The Reply Of A Man Who Was Asked What He Will Do If His Wife Has Fallopian T by dochenaj: 1:45am On Feb 02, 2019
You realize, you need a signed permission of these people to embarrass them publicly?

If not that Nigeria is messed up. You would have multiple suits on your hand because of stale comedy skits.
Politics › Re: It is An Honour To Be Despised By Fools - Kadaria Ahmed.. Nigerians React by dochenaj: 1:23am On Feb 02, 2019
eyeview:
And there goes an aspiring career.

Apc is evil. Any person that does any job for them should know that it's his or her end. Fact


The woman was so biased that she left buhari to ask Atiku about the killing of shittes. She even used a trick question to pitch Atiku against the military using the amnesty international report
I remember that question on the Amnesty International report on military abuse of power and genocidal killings. And after Atiku answered her, I finally agreed that Atiku was really intelligent, maybe not as intelligent as my most respected Nigerian president (Umaru Musa Yaradua), but smart enough to get my vote.
Politics › Re: Obasanjo At Auwalu Anwar Book Launch As Kwankwaso Represents Atiku by dochenaj: 9:59pm On Feb 01, 2019
ShitHead:
Kwankwaso, the incoming Defence Minister.
I thought he is going back to the senate.
Romance › Re: Between A Recharge Card Seller And A Slay Queen Who Tried To Shame His Hustle by dochenaj: 5:16am On Jan 31, 2019
While I don't support the lady raining abuses in the guy, but the guy was wrong to say she was an online beggar. He offered to give the lady free data, and like any courteous person she thanked him and showed appreciation (howbeit she overdid it, and showed how needy she was of data, but she never begged for it).
I tell you, if you offered Dangote free data, he won't reject it and tell you he has money to buy his data as long as he believes that there are no strings attached to the gift.
Politics › Re: See The Moment Atiku Admitted The PDP Looted Funds Under Obasanjo by dochenaj: 4:57am On Jan 31, 2019
mistijude:
So with all seemingly intelligent answer from atiku and vice gave now,how many market women,aboki shoe makers,groundnut sellers and rest of illitrates on the street who seems to be 90% electrorates in nigeria listen to the so called program.The result of this election will shock many people when buhari must have been anounced a winner
The market women know firsthand the hardship that became associated with this government. If there is anyone that shouldn't vote for Buhari, it should be the non-literate. Because they clearly don't understand anything about economic recession, fall in crude prices, or budget deficits and all that economic jargons that could excuse the government from the hardship. So clearly, all they know is that things are costlier than they were then, that workers complain of not being paid more than they did complain then.

So you see, there is virtually no way to justify the impending rigging that APC has set in place for this election. I'm 100% certain of the rigging machineries being installed and how the plot has been perfected.
Politics › Re: See The Moment Atiku Admitted The PDP Looted Funds Under Obasanjo by dochenaj: 4:36am On Jan 31, 2019
micky22:
PDP and APC have failed the masses. Let's vote AAC, OMOYELE SOWORE
This is the best candidate. Nigerians shine your eyes.
You know down deep in you, that guy would not so much as get 300k votes, if the votes count.

Anyway, who knows how many votes the APC rigging machines has allotted to him. Only God knows.
Health › Re: Help. Pain In The Lower Abdomen. by dochenaj: 6:16pm On Jan 30, 2019
AdaAde:
Right. Thanks so much sir.
You're welcome.
Health › Re: Help. Pain In The Lower Abdomen. by dochenaj: 6:07pm On Jan 30, 2019
AdaAde:
That means it probably occurs in all females who haven't hit menopause. But she said only virgins experience the pain, and it will stop reoccurring after being deflowered.
She is wrong on that. There is virtually no connection between virginity and the pain.

Most women do, with differing severity. And you know we all have some variations in our human biology, so I won't say, it happens to all women.
Politics › Re: PDP Hiding Peter Obi As Atiku's Running Mate In The Northern Part (Updated). by dochenaj: 5:58pm On Jan 30, 2019
Drchristian:
This is not fair. In one of d posters they added a northerner to act as if he's the VP
You should have looked at that poster clearly, and you wouldn't be confused.

People vying for Reps, Senate, Guber positions usually put up their pics and that of the presidential candidate. It is done everywhere, North and South not withstanding, and across parties too.
Health › Re: Help. Pain In The Lower Abdomen. by dochenaj: 5:41pm On Jan 30, 2019
AdaAde:
Nope. But I confided in one of my big mummies, and her response dissolved my fears. She said it's not some life threatening disease according to how I described it. Just something that happens to most ladies during ovulation. She also explained some other aspect of it which I doubted cuz it sounded quite superstitious.
I resorted to using Google didn't help much in answering my question.
Thanks for the concern sir.
If the pains coincided with your ovulation (about two weeks after last menses) then it could be associated with ovulation. It is called mid-cycle pain, but it usually shouldn't be so severe as to disrupt your day to day activities.

The superstitious aspect piqued my interest. I'll love to hear more about what she said.
Health › Re: Help. Pain In The Lower Abdomen. by dochenaj: 3:07pm On Jan 30, 2019
AdaAde:
I have this reoccurring pain either in the left or right side of my lower abdomen.
It happens consecutively, every month. And the pain stretches for a period of twenty four hours.
It's really unbearable. I've taken different painkillers, but none seem to have any effect on it.
What exactly is the cause of this pain, and how can it be treated or managed?.

Health practitioners help me please.
Have you got a medical consult yet?
Politics › Re: Atiku Commissions Green Farm Project During His Presidential Rally In Uyo(Pics) by dochenaj: 12:29am On Jan 30, 2019
priceline32:
Both Atiku and PMB are incompetent and corrupt. It wont serve us any good voting for both of the. But, since they are our only viable options for now, it is only wise we vote for PMB because:

1. This is his last tenure and we wont have to worry about him after this.

2. We will have the time to figure out who will be the next competent president of Nigeria

3. If you vote a known Criminal (Atiku) in, we will have to deal with him for 8 yrs whereas, PMB is only there for another 4 yrs.

5. PMB is not a reckless spender and Atiku will never fix the economy, instead he will drag us into more debt my artificially floating the economy with borrowed money. Economist will understand this better.

6. We Nigerians have to understand what is called delayed gratifications. There is no easy way out. We make a lot of knee jerk decisions. Logically, how on earth can Atiku fix our problem and how on earth is Buhari the sole cause of our problem?

7. We Nigerians spend billions of dollars every year buying foreign goods. Almost all the earnings in Nigeria go abroad and our only way of earning that money back into our economy is OIL and the price of oil is low and unstable. How do you think money will be floating in the economy if majority of the earning in Nigeria go abroad and Oil price is down and out?

8. Guys this is economics 100. If all our earning keep going abroad and our means of earning it back (Oil) price doesn't go up, there will never be any change or the economy will never be any better. Only borrowing can offer a temporary solutions and will drive us deeper into the ground because we have to service that debt (Interest). Guys lets us think na.... What kind of educated fools are we? They say Nigerians are smart and educated yet we are so foolish and can't understand simple economics.

Solutions: Look at China, The only thing that changed China is manufacturing.. Everybody is purchasing from them. There is abundance of cash flowing into their economy. CASH CASH CASH. CASH is the KING. Manufacturing is a Cash cow. We need to start manufacturing a lot of the things we import. By doing this, we will retain a lot of the cash that is going abroad. If we can only keep half of that cash, you guys will see a lot of the changes it will make.

This is simple but profound. We Nigerian are not patriotic!! We have inferiority complex. Somebody will buy the most stupidest thing from abroad yet everybody will be praising it because it is from abroad. Until we start to be proud of our things and embrace our own, we will never make visible progress. Accept it or deny it, It doesn't change our stupidity.
Let me correct your "education", a tenure is 4 years and not 8 years. I have this to say about your number 4 point, we won't have to deal with Atiku for 8 years. If after 4 years he doesn't perform, he will be shown the door like Buhari, and he won't be the first, hence he sure has to sit up and perform.
And it is because of this defective concept that a tenure is 8 years, that you would want us to support the failed Buhari administration. Which failure you admitted in your opening statement.
Politics › Re: Senate Asks Supreme Court To Reinstate Onnoghen, Says Buhari Can’t Remove CJN by dochenaj: 11:46pm On Jan 29, 2019
SalamRushdie:
It's even wrong to as Buhari to reinstate the CJN because in the first place Buhari has no such power either imaginary or real to suspend , sack ,select or replace a CJN ... The Senate should be asking the court to stop Buhari from using security apparatus from bullying the CJN from going to work .
You're right. For by the letterings of their suit, they have accepted that Onnoghen is no more CJN. And they only just shot themselves in the foot by that.
Politics › Re: See How Buhari Was Recived In Owerri, Imo State (pics/video) by dochenaj: 9:07pm On Jan 29, 2019
ovalmystic:
abeg forget this little gathering,most nigerians turn up like this,not because they in support of the individual..nigerians just see every public office person as celebrities..
belive me,the turn up is not for support but to just see how the president moves along with entourage,,many of them are there looking at the kinda cars moving long
You sabi your people well well.
Politics › Re: NBA To Hold Emergency NEC Meeting Tomorrow by dochenaj: 4:21pm On Jan 27, 2019
LordCenturion:
Don't know why people are crying around because of the removal,when the title isn't a family royal stuff like a kingship where one family rule forever,this is a Republic government, people serve, and people go,during obj era,he indirectly remove some governors like fayoshe,CJN need to be suspended till when his matter will be clear... As for me and my households, we are supporting sowore,but if buhari win, so be it but never involved myself in something that will bring PDP back to power, not to talk of Atiku of all people, enough of old faces please... There is no way u want to clean up the mess that people won't see u as an evil,like the way they label buhari as a dictator.

Yes, it's normal, u can't just fights those ones that are doing everything to make sure that u get to the power directly ,u can just find the way to always caution them and punish them indirectly . Just look at trump,he knows that some members of his party are not a Saints,but he only criticised democrats publicly. Even if you were in buhari shoe,you will do the same,there are many corrupt officials under Jonathan,but he never punish them,even those ones that coordinate the immigration recruitment exercise that led to several graduates death never get punish,u can't punish your supporters but you have to let them know Ur agenda so that non of them can break the mutual agreement,so those that are not satisfy with it can leave the party just the way Atiku, saraki, and others leaves,including obj that always criticised government that didn't favour him.

PDP are a crooks that know how to play their game very well than other political parties because they are very matured in criminal activities,.. Europeans,US or UK shouldn't interfere in our issues, they are the ones that started this mess a century ago . Besides,what is the essence of gaining independent?, they have many issues of their own, so they should face it, there are many dictators in Africa here and around the world whos has been ruling for the past 3 decades,they have nothing to say to that.... Hypocrites
Do you actually believe Sowore can win? Until we use the commercial bank recapitalization system of Soludo's CBN to cut down on the number of political parties to a maximum of 4. Then election, especially presidential election will almost always be a two horse race.

Someone asked why Sowore did not contest to go to the Senate where he could make policies than contest a presidency he will lose. Then I smiled, as I knew he would lose the senate election too if he had done that. But if he does contest for the senate in 2023, he is a candidate to beat. So this is a political "Bishop to C5 move".
Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Little-David Foc: ‘Atiku Will Win 2019 Presidential Election’ by dochenaj: 4:13pm On Jan 27, 2019
Binikingdowm:
you'll soon know.

Your mumu president just played himself
Why don't you tell us? Or is it a secret? Then you should send me a pm.
Politics › Re: Obasanjo Welcomed On Arrival From Peace-keeping In Congo (Throwback Photos) by dochenaj: 4:08pm On Jan 27, 2019
Omololu001:
but if it was not for tinubu, buhari won't become the president.
Tinubu party controlled the south west and a state in the south south, how many state is APGA controlling?
Is Obasanjo the national leader of APGA, why are you comparing ACN to APGA in a comparison between Tinubu and Obasanjo?
Politics › Re: Own Goal!! APC Shares Throwback Of How Saraki Sacked Kwara CJ. Nigerians Reacts by dochenaj: 3:57pm On Jan 27, 2019
greggng:
I put it to you that everyone calling for cjn reinstatement is the real enemy of democracy. A corrupt judge cannot head the judiciary. He loves pounds and dollars...atiku according to obj can bribe his way to anything. The best a sane person has to do is to suspend him while someone of integrity man the affairs. You cannot be a judge in your own case.
I am not going to argue if the man is corrupt or not, as I'll need to examine the facts of the case.

But even if he is corrupt he however should not be "suspended" (temporarily removed) by a CCT order. The Constitution clearly provides how he should be removed, but if you think the Constitution is defective by advising that, then you should attack the Constitution. But mind you until it is revised, it will remain the highest law of the land. No one, I repeat no one can be higher (more legal or ethical) than the Constitution.

At least you now agree that suspension is a form of removal, howbeit temporary. I'm glad you didn't further argue on that as it would have negated your intelligence.
Politics › Re: Own Goal!! APC Shares Throwback Of How Saraki Sacked Kwara CJ. Nigerians Reacts by dochenaj: 3:45pm On Jan 27, 2019
DrBasit:
The Chief Justice of Nigeria has not been sacked but has only been suspended.... This is a different case....
The Constitution neither talks about sacking nor suspension but removal. And a suspension is a temporary removal. Barring that qualifier, a suspension is still a removal.
Politics › Re: Own Goal!! APC Shares Throwback Of How Saraki Sacked Kwara CJ. Nigerians Reacts by dochenaj: 3:43pm On Jan 27, 2019
greggng:
Is a shame some Nigerians don't know the meaning of suspension and removal. Our educational system is poor. They will bring law made for removal to argue against suspension.
Is suspension not temporary removal? If you think semantics will exonerate Buhari's action, then think again.
Politics › Re: Own Goal!! APC Shares Throwback Of How Saraki Sacked Kwara CJ. Nigerians Reacts by dochenaj: 3:38pm On Jan 27, 2019
Binikingdowm:
Concerned Nigerians: The president has no power to suspend the CJN according to the constitution.

Buhari Supporters: Wailer, no room for corrupt persons in this government!

Concerned Nigerians: What about Ganduje, CAUGHT RED HANDED on tape filling his agbada with HARD currency?

Buhari Supporters: The president has no power to suspend Ganduje according to the constitution.
This was a good one.
Politics › Re: Nigerian Election Thrown Into Chaos As Buhari Suspends Country's Top Judge- CNN by dochenaj: 3:18pm On Jan 27, 2019
Binikingdowm:
The fg just played into obj hands
How? I'll really love to know.

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