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Politics / Re: Jonathan Was Held Hostage While In Office – Soyinka by DollyParton1(f): 12:33pm On Aug 11, 2015
Jonathan committed some truly alarming errors of governance. He was propelling himself towards outright fascism.

This summaries everything that weny wrong with Jonathan's government.
Romance / Re: Correction To : "WE LADIES Should Stop Visiting Guys" by DollyParton1(f): 11:52am On Aug 11, 2015
SirShymexx:


Lol.

I always knew women are passive rapists - but you lot just mastered the art of playing the victim card lol.

Only God knows the number of female rapists running around this forum unchecked.
Lool. .. like we pinned u down to have sex with you?
You got it up. Enjoyed all the whole ish that comes with getting it up and preparing to do the do. You do the do. Climax. And then turn arround to say women are passive rapist. Thats lovemaking, albeit unwillingly.
Romance / Re: Correction To : "WE LADIES Should Stop Visiting Guys" by DollyParton1(f): 7:10pm On Aug 10, 2015
yanabasee:

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You better shield and remain undershield... grin
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Used to fantasize my sexual habbits as to banging a girl as if I was insane before I could cum!... Again! It'll make me not last on bed! And I jammed a girl dat corrected that impression!.... Ever since then... Iffa no romance ah no d do anything! grin... It doesn't mean I had rape instincts! I take my time on you and u'll enjoy every bit of it... Slow and steady! And one round will likely make both of us to attend our orgasm! Not all men are rapist! I'm an exception to that fallacy!
Yes I have gone hiding under the Olumo Rock. Just like my ancestors did. tongue tongue grin gringrin
No shiyt!!!
You just told us how do it in the bedroom. Am sure the interested girls are taking notes tongue tongue tongue

Nothing wrong with ur fantasy. There are some girls who like it rough also. (Not the rape kinda rough
though)
Romance / Re: Correction To : "WE LADIES Should Stop Visiting Guys" by DollyParton1(f): 7:04pm On Aug 10, 2015
SirShymexx:


Lol. All women are passive rapists! I don't know any woman who when hor.ny doesn't manipulate and passively force her man have sex with her, even against his wish. You know as a guy, you can't say no to chics when they want that Mutombo - else the emotional blackmail and all kinds accusations are going to start flying around lol.

You lot get too many passes!
hahahahahaha. ...... where did u think the phrase "women are manipulators" come from?
we know how to get what we want. Dont hate. tongue tongue tongue
Romance / Re: Correction To : "WE LADIES Should Stop Visiting Guys" by DollyParton1(f): 11:12am On Aug 10, 2015
SirShymexx:
Lol.

You lot are just trolling with this stale topic lol.

All male are potential rapist until proven otherwise. tongue tongue tongue tongue

**Carries a sheild**
Family / Re: What Is Going On Here? by DollyParton1(f): 9:57am On Aug 10, 2015
The fvck is that?
And where the fvck are the male medical students?
Family / Re: 5 Reasons Why Feminism Is Wrong And Should Be STOPPED!!! by DollyParton1(f): 9:53am On Aug 10, 2015
First of all you wrote this
Chidoks:
Women are not created to be exploited.you have a very wrong view of women and i'm tempted to ask if you fell off the mango tree.didn't you notice the strength and the virtues that are deposited in the one who bore you? or was it a he that nutured you.women are assets ;groom , appriciate and invest in us and you will have heaven on earth!
despice us to your detriment.

And later went ahead to write this.
Chidoks:

cool .i'm not (a feminist) either but that guy failed it there.

My dear what do you think Feminism is all about?
Family / Re: 5 Reasons Why Feminism Is Wrong And Should Be STOPPED!!! by DollyParton1(f): 9:46am On Aug 10, 2015
Loooool....all I can do is laugh at the OP's foolishness.
Family / Re: Mother-in-law below the wife? by DollyParton1(f): 9:42am On Aug 10, 2015
Why are they comparing both?
This is how enemity starts between MIL and DIL.
Two different people who has two different roles to play in the life of the man.
Your mother is your mother while your wife is your wife.

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Religion / Re: 114 Babies Delivered As RCCG Convention Ends (Photo) by DollyParton1(f): 9:33am On Aug 10, 2015
Some people just went to the conference to put to bed.
Or what is a lady who us at term doing at a religious camp ground? How will anything going on there sink in?

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Religion / Re: I'm Richer Than Bill Gates - Pastor Adeboye by DollyParton1(f): 9:32am On Aug 10, 2015
I thought he would refer to spiritual wealth.
Romance / Re: My Opinion: We Ladies Should Stop Visiting Guys. RAPE Is Real!!! by DollyParton1(f): 12:10am On Aug 09, 2015
SirShymexx:


Lol. These heaux probably just discovered the word or there's a serial rapist in their neck of the woods, raping everyone. How is that our business?

Nobody wants to hear that shyte all the time. It is a cruel act but come on, this is 2015 not 1850, and rape victims are well catered to and the culprits are dealt with severely. Just report to the authorities if you're a victim and if you have got brothers, tell them, so they can handle the mofo who violated their sister the best way they deem right. And don't put yourself in a vulnerable position cos a lot of these chicken headed chics get carried away easily as soon as their preying eyes see material things they can benefit from.

There are more things going on in the world than disturbing folks with rape, while trying to paint every guy out there as a rapist. Stop it.

No.... Rape victims are not well catered for in Nigeria.

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Romance / Re: My Opinion: We Ladies Should Stop Visiting Guys. RAPE Is Real!!! by DollyParton1(f): 11:10pm On Aug 08, 2015
Brugo:


Reverse psychology? Lol. I don't want to ridicule you dear so I'll ignore that part.

If you seduce a man by dressing scantily and engaging in fòreplay, it would be very difficult to convince others that he raped you. You are not a stripper and his house is not a strip club with the attendant rules.
no shite!!! Dude has no self control?
You must be a rapist

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Family / Re: Could This Be Love ? by DollyParton1(f): 10:52pm On Aug 08, 2015
SirShymexx:


Have you seen Gridiron Gang? He was Willie's OG in that movie and he played the gangster role.

Sweet boys are soft and they always break under pressure. Yes, you can sweet but there is always a place and time for that.

Lol. You know you want someone you can light that batty on fire lol.

No I haven't seen that movie.
Sweet boys are not wimps I suppose.
Lol... how do u even know what I want.
Ok. No more derailing.
Family / Re: Could This Be Love ? by DollyParton1(f): 10:01pm On Aug 08, 2015
SirShymexx:


Lol. I'm just a rider riding for myself cos of the hate some idiots like posting everywhere. You can't be violating people's ethnicity like that. It is just basically like going on blogs and see folks always trying to turn everything into some stereotypical thing about black people...it is within ya rights to call them out if you are not feeling it.

Lmao...sweet boys don't win on these streets, you have to be rough around the edges to get the chics moist. Chics naturally feel more comfortable around guys they feel can protect them. Omari Hardwick might be easy on the eye, but the Ghost character is a thorough bred and I believe that's why you like him loool.

With all that batty you are carrying around - no sweet boy can beat that to smithereens looool.


I liked Omari from "Being Mary Jane". I liked him more from the pilot of "Power".
Sweet boys can protect too and also very sweet too. Maybe I don't want my batty beaten to smithereens. Life itself is rough no need to make it rougher.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Swansea (2 - 2) On 8th August 2015 by DollyParton1(f): 9:51pm On Aug 08, 2015
SirShymexx:


Lol. That means I will have to rob you, pull out all ya teeth, and leave you teeth-less like an aged nan loool.

Looool grin grin grin grin the Ijebu in you......
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Swansea (2 - 2) On 8th August 2015 by DollyParton1(f): 8:34pm On Aug 08, 2015
SirShymexx:


Don't worry, I have got the real balls of steel, not the metaphorical one. So the teeth shouldn't be a problem looool.
lol..... you casted it with steel, no?
Gotta find teeth made of diamonds
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Swansea (2 - 2) On 8th August 2015 by DollyParton1(f): 8:21pm On Aug 08, 2015
SirShymexx:


Nah, I don't do that homo shiit - he can always find one around him to eat. grin

Unless you wanna replace him and get busy with ya full lips on the Mutombo. tongue tongue grin

What say you?

Be warned. I hold onto things with my teeth like a squirrel holding unto a nut.
Family / Re: Could This Be Love ? by DollyParton1(f): 8:19pm On Aug 08, 2015
SirShymexx:


Hahaha! Nah, I've got both - I'm a freaking warrior and I ride for both. I just ride with Ijebu more cos all la familia goons are Ijebu, and most of the Egba ones are aunts. A nyggah can't be riding with aunts and shiit, ya get me? Henceforth, I riding with both - the supreme warrior and shrewd businessman. grin grin grin

I know you'd say that - but Brandon Marshall is the dapper don and he always get the chics moist all the time in interviews. Anyway, I was just alluding to body type, we don't look alike facially. I think you'd like him if you were an NFL head - super-articulate, always dapper, rough around the edges, passionate, and supremely assertive/confident. That's my nyggah right there. Ghost (Omari Hardwick) is more of a sweet boy but his character in the power series is definitely going to be an urban legend, when it's said and done.

Loool.... Supreme warrior and shrewd businessman..... No shite!!! If only it expresses like that for real. But with the way you go around on this forum, the Ijebu in you is very dominant.

Maybe I like the sweet boy in Omari. Dude is smooth. So good on the eyes . Dang!!! Nigga is holding down the Ghost role so well.
Gotta study Brandon Marshall...... maybe I might get to admire him.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Swansea (2 - 2) On 8th August 2015 by DollyParton1(f): 7:47pm On Aug 08, 2015
SirShymexx:


Eat a fat dyck. grin
Lool. grin grin grin...... that would be yours. tongue tongue tongue
Family / Re: Is It Wrong To Marry Your Cousin? by DollyParton1(f): 7:29pm On Aug 08, 2015
zinachidi:
lol,, this your theory shaa,,,.. Maybe right though..

Definitely right. Its my field.
Family / Re: Can't We Just Get Married Without Involving Families? by DollyParton1(f): 2:48pm On Aug 08, 2015
SirShymexx:


Lol. A lot of chics do smoke that ganja on the sly...you need to try it out. Mersh is low grade and it won't fvck you up that bad, ya get me? tongue

Err, there was this decent naij chic from naij that I met at the store when I first moved to these sides (where I live now) a few years ago. Sweet pretty face and ridiculous body. And back then, she used to come smoke-a-thon at mines all the time, every evening after work. And these times, I was on a 3-year hiatus from 'em green natural leaves, apart from when I'm on holz (I just started smoking again a few months ago). At first, I was shocked cos I know naija chics to be super-religious, judgemental, and sanctimonious (holier than thou)...and she told me a lot of chics in naij smoke weed, the same way chics out here do. grin Let's get high! grin grin grin

Lol.... I happen to be the only one that has not tried weed of all my friends in Uni from Poland (they are mostly Canadians and Americans). The first time I told them, they looked at me like I was wierd. Like someone told you they have never drank water before.
We are trying to plan our next reunion for Netherlands. Legal joint. Planning to get stoned and drunk at the same time.
Nigerians generally are super hypocrites. When I go to parties with my family members, anytime am in Nigeria, the females would always decline the alcohol offered them, but me, I embrace it. I sometimes get up from my table to go sit at the table with alcohol, and they look at me like am a lost soul on my way to hell. I don't have friends that smoke weed in Nigeria, or if they do, they must be hiding it so well from me.

This is my final post here. We are derailing.
Family / Re: Is It Wrong To Marry Your Cousin? by DollyParton1(f): 2:36pm On Aug 08, 2015
zinachidi:
lol,, incesst kwa,, haha,, buh is ur cousin really your blood??

My cousin is a child of one of my parent's siblings who happen to share same blood.
This cousin gets to inherit some 50% of his genetic composition from my Aunty or Uncle. Along the line, we end up sharing some genes.
Family / Re: Could This Be Love ? by DollyParton1(f): 2:31pm On Aug 08, 2015
SirShymexx:


Goddamn! Didn't know my Ijebu people were narcissistic like that...I just love clowning around with that. grin grin Don't worry, henceforth, Imma start aligning with my Egba side, when I'm in that element. What are my Egba folks known for? - supreme warriors, alie? I'm a WARRIOR like my Egba folks - and I ride with Ibadan folks as well. Egba, Ibadan, and Osun folks are my favourite Yoruba people.

Loool. I'm taller than Ghost (Omari Hardwick) but I don't have that nyggah's chest (no homo) - you have to spend years on the bench press (free weight) to get that type of chest loool. And I'm not even a fan of bench press cos my arms always get weak too quickly. The guy also used to play American football (running back), so you should know that's over two decades of hard work. I'm more of a Brandon Marshall (google the name). grin So what say you?

Lool. You're just 25% Egba. Your Ijebu blood will always be dominant, you can't hide it. I have met a lot of half Ijebu and half something else but the Ijebu in them rarely stay recessive.

Omari Hardwick over Brandon Marshall anyday.
Politics / Re: Onyeka Onwenu Shuns Icpc’s Invitation To Explain N17m Bribe by DollyParton1(f): 2:09pm On Aug 08, 2015
rusher14:


Gerrrar here.

Gerrrar here you know what I'm sayin?

You ain't seen nuhin.

Madam Onyeka is a typical AGIP person.

She did the same when the Abachas were in power and had she been alive during the period of slave trade, she would have sold each and every of her siblings for mirrors and Hollandis.

So just Gerrrar here.


Hehehehehe grin grin grin grin
Lmao @ gerrarrar here....

To think that I respected that woman so much. She should not have dabbled into politics.

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Family / Re: Could This Be Love ? by DollyParton1(f): 9:01am On Aug 08, 2015
SirShymexx:


Blimey! Looooooooooool.

Don't lie, you read my post backwards like someone reading Arabic, no? tongue

Anyway, I was just alluding to showing you how to turns pennies into the Queen in pink. Ain't no one showing you the street life - you can't hack it on 'em streets. And 'em streets are more or less waste man inc. these with a lot of snitches, fake, and phony nyggahs lool.

Oi, leave my Ijebu people alone - I was just messing about. What I said is like saying I can jump cos I'm black or my flat nose and full lips show my blackness. Nothing to do with superiority. So jam the hype loool.

Loool... Ghost just wanna play Angela Valdez on that humongous batty, ya dig? Lol

Lol......I know what u are saying. But you did mention ijebu tongue . So more like you gave me the ammunition. I just fired your Ijebu people. All the Ijebu people I know keep boring me with their supposed shopisticated business acumen.

If you actually look anything like Ghost, no shite!!! Am all yours for free, no need to pay the bride price.
wink wink wink wink cheesy cheesy
Family / Re: Is It Wrong To Marry Your Cousin? by DollyParton1(f): 8:53am On Aug 08, 2015
MarvellousGod:
I don wake cheesy

So you'll allow your kids marry your brother's or sister's kids?
Also, with this development cousins wouldn't be so free visiting uncles/aunts knowing they can do anything with their cousins. ....
lol.... my friend who is of Sri-Lanka origin gave me a gist of how two of her paternal cousins ended up falling in love and marrying each other. According to her, all the cousins used to be free with each other before then , they saw each other as brothers and sisters. But those two cousins ruined it for them. Things became awkward between everyone. In her own words "It is still very disturbing that all those hugs and sitting on each others laps that we assumed was innocent among us was actually not innocent. The day they came out with their relationship was the day those unnecessary physical contacts came to an end among us. Because it was and it is still disturbing that they took it further"
And I did relate with what she said. .
Family / Re: Is It Wrong To Marry Your Cousin? by DollyParton1(f): 8:44am On Aug 08, 2015
zinachidi:
lol, i like this part.., buh what if u guys didnt look alike,, would u?? I understand ur concern about u guys resemblance though.. Buh if u didnt

No way!!!
Incest!!!
My cousin is my brother. We share some blood.

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