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Politics / Re: Afenifere Asks South West Govs, Obas To De-recognise Eze Ndi Igbos In Yorubaland by DollyParton1(f): 2:16pm On Oct 17, 2015
SirShymexx:


Lmao.

Darn!! Don't be Dr. Ozodi Osuji who believes Igbo problems can't be solved.

I still believe in Igbos and I'm currently talking to my celestial brother, big sukkot, on how to solve their unique problems via a celestial way. grin
I believe!!!

Celestial way would be spiritual bathing in the Lagoon.
Politics / Re: Afenifere Asks South West Govs, Obas To De-recognise Eze Ndi Igbos In Yorubaland by DollyParton1(f): 2:04pm On Oct 17, 2015
SirShymexx:


Lmao.

Another trait of being Igbotic. You can't be fully Igbo till OPP (other people's property) becomes part of ya existence. grin

Hence I call Igbos: OPP. grin

Heck, Anambra had to claim Kogi's oil.

No shiyt!!! They claiming Kogi too? When Kogi is clearly closely related the Yorubas.
Dang!!! Their problems is unsolvable for real.
Politics / Re: Afenifere Asks South West Govs, Obas To De-recognise Eze Ndi Igbos In Yorubaland by DollyParton1(f): 2:00pm On Oct 17, 2015
SirShymexx:


Lmao!!! grin

They need spiritual cleansing. And I think trees dieting can do the magic...what say you? grin

All Igbos must be forced to smoke weed from a young age for spiritual cleansing. grin

I suggest the addition of the hotest specie of chilli pepper that be found around. That will kill off all the stubborn evil spirit inhabiting their brains.
Politics / Re: Afenifere Asks South West Govs, Obas To De-recognise Eze Ndi Igbos In Yorubaland by DollyParton1(f): 1:57pm On Oct 17, 2015
niyi123:



Don't let them be deceived... because the Igbos are Enugu, anambra,IMO, ebonyi, and abia state and none of these state has oil and I know the south south can not join these useless set of human beings. because they are not worthy being with for their attitudes of trying to claim what is not theirs. oil belongs to south south not Biafra igbos

Lol... you are either Yoruba or Hausa. Any other tribe is Igbo. Thats why they stay claiming other tribes as part of Biafra.
You rarely hear the real oil producing tribes shout "our oil", but these Igbos keep wanking off over someone else's mineral resources.
Politics / Re: Afenifere Asks South West Govs, Obas To De-recognise Eze Ndi Igbos In Yorubaland by DollyParton1(f): 1:49pm On Oct 17, 2015
Iykopee:
As usual, the senseless yorubastards are telling us that u can't wear a crown and walk around in Southwest becos of their useless and retrogressive culture. These idiots shud be told that Nigeria of today is no more that of yester years. Anybody is free to bear whatever name that suits him in as much as such a name does not interfere with laws of the federal republic of Nigeria, and anybody's legitimate business. Useless cursed people.

Is that the story you are going with?
He was randomly wearing his fake crown, while walking aimlessly around the streets of the southwest, (you call it Southwest, yet you all troop in your thousands yearly)and some Akure youths decided to flog him like a thief. That pepper you are sniffing must be Cameroon pepper.
Assuming your fabble is true, how about y'all al stay in your Biafra where you take a shït with your fake crowns.

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Politics / Re: Afenifere Asks South West Govs, Obas To De-recognise Eze Ndi Igbos In Yorubaland by DollyParton1(f): 1:38pm On Oct 17, 2015
SirShymexx:


Lmao. Confused primeval folks. Can you blame them?

This is what you get when folks innately do things based on emotional impulses, rather than logical reasoning. Have you ever seen Igbos do anything logically? Well, since I've been on here, I've never seen it - just emotional outbursts all the time. And it's top-down.

Anyway, I refer you to the erudite Igbo professor of psychology, Dr. Ozodi Osuji, who asserted/postulated that Igbo problems can't be solved. We just need further research into why their problems can't be solved cos it's disheartening to see a next group of black folks act the way they act. grin

Their problems has to be of spiritual origin. That is why it can be solved.
Family / Re: My Husband Is Ashamed To Ask Our Family Friend For Financial Help by DollyParton1(f): 1:08pm On Oct 17, 2015
TooNoisy:
Learn to live within your income. You can't go around begging people that seem to be doing well. I am sure the other man has his own problems too and may be shy to say no. The fact that he seems generous does not mean he should start feeding you and your family.

If the rich guy then says, come to my bedroom to collect the money; what will you do then? Will you blame the rich guy or will you just follow the money?

Abeg, you and your husband should be encouraged to work harder. It is not just about a man's ego, a woman should also have some self respect.
The fvck are you sniffing? Cowdung or chilli pepper?
Politics / Re: Afenifere Asks South West Govs, Obas To De-recognise Eze Ndi Igbos In Yorubaland by DollyParton1(f): 1:01pm On Oct 17, 2015
SirShymexx:


Don't mind these delusional and blinkered fools.

The accursed Igboland is paradise, yet they can't live there but they're all over Yorubaland trying to act like they run shyte. Talk about the most delusional people ever.

That's like Poles claiming that Poland is paradise - when half of the population of Poland is in the UK. grin Or Mexicans claiming that Mexico is paradise - but doing whatever it takes just to cross to America and work for crumbs.

Igbos have the most backward mentality ever!

I know right.
Confused lot.
They call the other parts of Nigeria zoo while moving in large numbers to the zoo.

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Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Tax Authorities Will Not Spare Linda Ikeji Next Year - Charles Novia by DollyParton1(f): 12:54pm On Oct 17, 2015
Now he is indirectly calling the attention of the tax masters.

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Politics / Re: Afenifere Asks South West Govs, Obas To De-recognise Eze Ndi Igbos In Yorubaland by DollyParton1(f): 12:46pm On Oct 17, 2015
calaway:

if you yoruba and thier hausa lords stop to pillage rob and live off the oil from igbo land. i bet you igbos will have all the resource to even develope new landmass island in the atlantic.
There they go with the oil in Igboland.
How many part of the "real Igboland" produces oil.
Y'all should stop claiming what is not yours.
That was what brought about the "Lagoon statement" and now the flogging of one of your masters.

By the way, some parts of Yorubaland produces oil too.
And y'all know Yorubaland can and will survive without your self acclaimed "oil" . That explains why y'all keep trooping down to the southwest en masse, although you claim to own all the oil in the whole world.
Y'all should stand up and fight for that which you claim is rightfully yours, by the virtue of your oil.....

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Family / Re: Photo:a Fathers Advise To His Daughter,do You Agree? by DollyParton1(f): 12:30pm On Oct 17, 2015
Scars from fighting? She should go and marry an agbero then.
Family / Re: What's Your Heartbreak Experience? by DollyParton1(f): 12:23pm On Oct 17, 2015
Lol.... so your cousin went on fainting spree after breakup?
I hope he has stopped falling inside gutters now.
Family / Re: Think And Respond In This Scenario by DollyParton1(f): 12:17pm On Oct 17, 2015
The Op must have been fantasising about hitting his mama's punna.
Hence, the disgusting senerios and options he came up with.
Politics / Re: Afenifere Asks South West Govs, Obas To De-recognise Eze Ndi Igbos In Yorubaland by DollyParton1(f): 12:12pm On Oct 17, 2015
frenchpharaoh1:
For the northerns that are happy over this development, NOTE: one day they will be no igbo in yoruba land, and definitely it will be your turn.

The day there will be no igbo in Yorubaland?
May that day come quickly in Jesus name!!! (Amen)
Politics / Re: Afenifere Asks South West Govs, Obas To De-recognise Eze Ndi Igbos In Yorubaland by DollyParton1(f): 12:01pm On Oct 17, 2015
Why wait for the government. Lets do the shyts ourselves men. Those Igbos have no respect for the host communities.
Romance / Re: He Deletes My Text Messages On His Phone by DollyParton1(f): 9:34am On Oct 09, 2015
endy4oxide:
First--- why wld you chk his fone. *i guess he was nt aware you did that

Don't react yet... Observe carefully . No your position if you the main chik or d side chik...
The fvck is there to observe again?
Travel / Re: Eight Annoying Questions Nigerian Airport Officials Ask International Travellers by DollyParton1(f): 8:04pm On Oct 03, 2015
Demmzy15:


To your father mother father's house! undecided



When Jesus returns! undecided



Osogbo Weed!



Yh, I told you earlier. I'm on Oshogbo leaves! undecided



Biafran mosquitoes! undecided



Do you smoke Oshogbo leaves too? How can you be asking me "are you back" When I'm not even gone! undecided



Muri metá undecided

Hahaha!! He said Muri meta. grin grin grin grin
Family / Re: An After-one Girl by DollyParton1(f): 11:13pm On Oct 02, 2015
Swissheart:
Hmmn... After-One gal....reminds me of an incident that happened some 5years ago.....was in my finals then in college.....wat will friends say?shame....disappointment nd d gossip....Miss ESA don get belle.....blah blah.....close friends would hear nothing other than abortion......So we proposed to get it terminated ....being Dad's gal.....had to tell gim....surprisingly he agreed on the condition that d termination was going to be done at home.got home from school...after serious tongue lashing...he broke d news.'baby gal u r having d baby'.....That foetus is a grown cute young darling today....RIP Bisola(Baby Gal you should have endured) cry cry cry

This is it..... God bless your dad.
Parents should make themselves available always for their kids.
They should know that their parents got their back no matter what.
Politics / Re: Diezani Alison-madueke, Arrested In London - Premium Times by DollyParton1(f): 11:10pm On Oct 02, 2015
Shymm3x:


Nah, you can't pass on the offer till I see what you're working with and it's certified. Then we can spend the loot on bride price and enough amala for ya Ibadan folks. grin grin

Shyte, my pastors can handle that...all they need to send the same fire that made the walls of Jericho to fall down flat. tongue
Lolz. .. forcing me to accept the offer?
Who's certifying what?
Lol... You got the wrong person..


Hahaha..... no walls..... just all water.... kingdom... queen and other shytes.....
Politics / Re: Diezani Alison-madueke, Arrested In London - Premium Times by DollyParton1(f): 9:49pm On Oct 02, 2015
Shymm3x:


They all deserve to die, to be honest. Fvck 'em. grin

Anyway, once they start recouping the monies - I shall spend my own cut to give you batty enlargement. What say you?

Fvck that, ya house is also my house - I'll break down the darn door. grin
Nah! I'll pass. Singing "I am amazing just the way I am" tongue tongue tongue

No we don't have doors. ....
Politics / Re: Diezani Alison-madueke, Arrested In London - Premium Times by DollyParton1(f): 8:55pm On Oct 02, 2015
Shymm3x:


Lol. She's just one piece of the puzzle - I want GEJ to go down. I just don't like his face and I hate that fugly muthaphucka. grin

When GEJ goes down, I'll celebrate.

Shyte, I'm not human - I'm a martian. tongue

Shouldn't be limited to GEJ alone.

Martian don't qualify either.
Politics / Re: Diezani Alison-madueke, Arrested In London - Premium Times by DollyParton1(f): 8:43pm On Oct 02, 2015
Shymm3x:


I'm just bored.

If you had sent me on invite to ya house...I defo won't be here. tongue

I mean, this is what you have been waiting for since the beginning of this administration.

You can't come to my house. Not for humans.
Politics / Re: Diezani Alison-madueke, Arrested In London - Premium Times by DollyParton1(f): 8:37pm On Oct 02, 2015
Shymm3x:


Iweala and GEJ are next.

If the both of them don't go down...then this administration is a colossal failure.

Lol....
I knew I would find you here.
Family / Re: An After-one Girl by DollyParton1(f): 8:23pm On Oct 02, 2015
hidee20:

That I can't categorically tell you but can give an example,my roommate here(Nysc) got married to his wife when she was processing her admission.Today,with a son she is in 300level in a federal university with a good grade.<

Why did your roommate get married to her early? Because he doesn't want her to end up a single parent? Or he fell in love and felt like "this is the one and I better marry her now". I can categorically tell you that most of those girls that got married off at an early age ended up not pursuing their education.



Hmmm "sound upbringing"?,a nairalander once comment that he was raised in what he termed as "the most religious environment" but when he wanted to have s*x he forget all that in that moment.can you relate to that?,how many of us had indulge in it despite the teaching(even the so called children of pastor and imams)?. I think it was Paul who advice Christians then that celibate is the best but if a person can't resist the temptation then he/she should have a/one partner to avoid fornication.
Well, sound upbringing and constant advice is the best a parent can give a child on issues like this. Marrying the female off early while leaving the male to keep sleeping around is nothing but gender discrimination. If you wanna find a solution to this moral problem, then marry both gender off at early ages. Most of these young and pregnant girls were impregnated by boys of their age group.

Partner according to Paul is one's wife or husband. Nothing short of that.


I can't change the world if they all believe been a single parent is OK,then all I can say is good luck but I believe there is a role for both the man and woman in a child upbringing
Being a single parent is not the best. But then you dont go around castigating female single parents as if they got themselves pregnant.
The role for man and woman in child upbringing you say? What do you say about a married woman whose husband died before she gave birth to her child, the inlaws were blaming her for the death of her husband, so they have refused to help out with her kids. So you wanna say that's dysfunctional too? Since she a single parent by all standard.

For the record, most people are against Sanusi's action because of the age gap. Let young girls get married to boys of their age group, and not their grandpa.

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Family / Re: I'm Seriously Considering Cheating On My Husband by DollyParton1(f): 7:27pm On Oct 02, 2015
nickibarb:


haha. not really. i'm totally sane, i'm just a mad black woman. i'll leave the marriage when its convenient for me, if i leave now, i'll just be the loser. so i just need to suck it up for now.

suck it up and stay but don't cheat in retaliation.
It just doesn't make sense to me.
Family / Re: I'm Seriously Considering Cheating On My Husband by DollyParton1(f): 11:16am On Oct 02, 2015
bukatyne:



Remember she is not interested in leaving the marriage.
which would have been a better option.
From the OP. I think she has lost her sanity.
Family / Re: An After-one Girl by DollyParton1(f): 11:07am On Oct 02, 2015
hidee20:


But it is glaring now bia?. Late marriage=premarital s*x,abortion,after-one/two/three.... etc cry.The solution you ask?,the Emir answered "EARLY MARRIAGE and allow her pursue her career path".

How many ladies who married early were able to pursue their career paths.

Plus who are those sleeping with those ladies. I am sure its the male folks that are impregnating them.

Sound upbringing of both male and female folks is the solution.

So if they had pre marital sex and got pregnant? You all talk like marriage is the greatest achievement in life.

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Family / Re: An After-one Girl by DollyParton1(f): 11:03am On Oct 02, 2015
Reason why UK have free abortion clinics.
If only the abortion was done properly.

Its high time the society stopped stigmatising single and never married ladies with kid(s). It takes two people to make babies.

I think parents should subtly give their children hints on their perspectives on teenage pregnancies. Most kids won't go ahead to abort if they knew their parents would support them regardless.

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Family / Re: Psychologist Help Woman Who Dreamed Of Becoming BLIND Fulfil Her Lifelong Dream by DollyParton1(f): 10:43am On Oct 02, 2015
I hope she knows how survive while being blind.
Romance / Re: Beauty Vs Manners, Who Should I Marry? by DollyParton1(f): 10:37am On Oct 02, 2015
bestestgirl:
So the cleaning she does is what makes you notice her more grin grin grin grin Bulletin for you; we girls have mastered the art of pretence.
If a clean house and freshly laundered clothes sway you that much, hire a housekeeper/cook and buy a washing machine, then marry your beautiful, well educated, grammar controller and enjoy the best of both worlds.

PS. The educated girl is not necessarily bad mannered, she just might surprise you after marriage
girl what would you like to drink?
On the house!!!!

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Family / Re: The Blessing Of Coming From A Broken Home by DollyParton1(f): 9:29am On Oct 02, 2015
DesChyko:


Going by the definition of abnormal, a broken home is definitely abnormal. Home and broken aren't bedmates. A home poses images that 'broken' cannot begin to identify with. Anything short of that isn't a home but an arrangement of some sort. Besides, 'perfection' is the reason 'tolerance' and 'sacrifice' are associated with a successful union.

Chill and understand the Shyte u are typing first.

You need to understand that tolerance and sacrifice have their breaking point.
Family / Re: My kind of mother Inlaw! by DollyParton1(f): 9:27am On Oct 02, 2015
Venom104:


Lol..Dolly, Lets just agree to disagree.. This back and forth could drag on for a while.

Until MILs on Nairaland open their own thread.. MY EVIL DIL(later changed to my 'kind of' DIL), maybe then, perceptions would change.


Fair enough

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