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SirShymexx:
Nah, I wanna smoke-a-thon with you - puff puff pass lol. Don't worry, you won't get too lean cos it is gonna be mersh, not skunk or any of the strong ones. What say you? Lool

Yes, you are right, some families are messed up. Hence I always thank God for my fam cos without them, I won't even be where I'm today. Those are the folks who always bail me out every time I self-destruct and all these snakey humanoids have gone ghost. I won't trade them for anything on this planet.

No I'll pass on the mersh. Thanks for the thoughtfulness though.

rezzy:
My husband and I discussed this 2 days ago.
I can't because I see them as my brothers. We even look alike.

Exactly!!!
With the kind of family I come, we all look alike on my paternal side.

How will I be boinking someone that looks like my brother. Life is hard yea, but not this hard.

Dang!!!!
No more fine and responsibile guys around?
Why do I wanna be banging my cousin?
my cousin is like my brother.

zinachidi:
u do know a distant cousin is the child of your cousin right? So if its okay for u to get married to them,(i dont even know if that is possible.) is it also okay to marry your cousin then?

the child of your cousin is not ur distant cousin.

achinaboy:
there are so many sick people inside lasuth,and sometimes you smell the corps when you are passing through, due to they don't have enough space for them or maybe their freezers are not working properly, instead of prof oke to takle these problems, he is there talking about men sucking what they paid for, I wonder why

Lol...
Epic Response!!!

SirShymexx:
Ha! Don't worry, I shall take you under my wings and put you on the game. Imma show you how mandem used to turn coins into the Queen in pinky, back in the day, on those yellow blocks - when we were sinners and ignorant, before age 21 came, and we started understanding the greatness of being black. Coupled with the supreme inborn wisdom and business acumen of being an Ijebu merchant.

Nah, this is the prologue to a story of me trying to find out if you can make what looks impossible to be possible. Hence you need to bring ya A game, by showing me what you're working with. And by the time we get to the epilogue, I should be able to deduce how you fared. Since you watch the Power series: let's see if it can be a mix of how Tommy got Holly (the ginger with red hair) and the adventure between my nyggah, Ghost, and Angela Valdes (the FBI agent).

And here we go with the assumed Ijebu superior mentality. This babe is not interested in street life.

Lol..... who told you I am interested in any game you are playing at?

SirShymexx:
Ganja induced the greatness associated with Tupac, Bob Marley, and Fela Kuti. Oprah Winfrey, Obama, Steve Jobs, Steve Ballmer et al messed/still-mess with ganja. Legal high and Jah bless the ganjar farmer. Dun noe, deyah.
Yes, that's what's up. But hey, some family can be cruel. And when the case is like that: it might be up in the air. Then again, even with that - there's still something with blood connection that can't be replaced, hence occultists do blood covenants for supreme loyalty. And when you look at the hearts of men and how it's always a tad difficult to figure people out, regardless of whatever relationship you have with them - it's always going to be about those who were there through the whole metamorphosis that took place in ya life, from birth, to childhood, and adulthood and, "family first".
So you have to always carry ya family along and anyone you get involved with, has to be cordial with them, to maintain a balance. And if it comes to choosing being between the two - a known entity and an unknown one - I'm riding with my family. Not trading my family for no woman...love them too much to even contemplate that. And I won't even advise any woman to trade her family for me.
Lol, don't worry about the "You" factor - I was just trying to trigger ya fiery/feisty side the last time.

Good boy. You have earned yourself a bar of chocolate. Lool.....
I pray that may the source of your ganja never run out of supply.

But really some family are really cruel and the blood shared can be a curse also. No shitting some family are just not worth it, not even for the sake of the blood shared with them.

Chidoks.
I believe there is jazz/voodoo. Not all these cheating episodes are fuelled by jazz. Only minute fraction is. And even the jazzed one most times are because the man opened the door for that to happen.
We need to separate the wheats from the shaft. Most men are running around town with their third legs on loose these days because women have given them the liberty to do so.
A man cheats on his wife, female folks rises up to make excuses for them. We pin it on juju, heck we even blame the other single woman for sleeping with a married man. And of course we automatically assume that the wife must have been the one that chased the husband out to cheat. We refuse to blame the man who went back on his vows to his wife. We make excuses for them. You hear ridiculous sayings like "it is in men's nature to cheat" "all men are babies" and some other assorted bullshits.

No!!! No woman should go through that nonsense anymore. I won't be wasting my prayers or energy on no cheating spouse. Life is too short and precious for that.

SirShymexx:
Shyte, any time you see get serious/spiritual on this forum - just know I'm in Ionosphere induced by zoot from the ganjar farmer. So I think you should encourage me to start burning and puffing 'em zoobie seeds more often - legal high. The forum is a toilet to take a shiit, and wipe ya bum for comic relief.

Anyway, it's nothing special, just me talking based on my experience and what life has taught me. In a space, where the journey is a roller coaster, and where you can reach the top of the mountain - then drop down to valley within the twinkling of an eye. Once you understand that, and know people for who/what they're - you'll always understand the essence of blood relations. Especially, if you're from a decent family cos when the chips are down, they'll always be there for you. That can't be said about folks who're just out there to ride the moment with you.

And also, whoever you're in a relationship with, or want to marry, is still relatively a stranger, regardless of how long you have known each other for. Then when you consider the fact that most folks are in relationships these days for the wrong reasons and what to exploit/benefit out of it - then ya family is the last thing you would want to sacrifice for the uncertainty that surrounds that. You can't let emotions called "love" becloud ya judgement/logical-reasoning in decision making.

Family first - my family got my back like the verizon man.

Oh really? Bless the one who discovered ganja then. Thank God for the big mercies of ganja in the life of Shymex.

No shite!!! I don't joke with my family. I tell people that if I am forced to choose between my family and husband, my reflex will be to choose my family.
I have been through some stuffs in life, and when I think about how my family supported me and all, I just cant let them go, no matter what.

Plus no one in their right sense should make one choose between them and one's family. That's selfishness and wickedness all rolled into one. In a case like that, am not even gonna fight it. The first reflex is flight and I shall do that. Even if I have the worst family, you shouldn't be the one to tell me to flush them out of my life. That's a decision I have to come to myself.

P.S
The "you" I used here is not about you Shymex.

SirShymexx:
This is a love story - this is how it starts.

Rusty or brand new - every little penny counts. You need proper tutoring about being street smart and business, and how to always maximise ya profit.

Twerk that humongous batty fi mi.

Lol...... maybe am not smart at all.

And wait!!!
We doing love story now? Thought you don't subscribe to love like that.

SirShymexx:


You're not street smart and I don't think you can make it big as a street pharmacist or in business in general. On the streets, you don't reject coins from the fiends - every little penny counts, ask Tesco.

Anyway, you know you're frontin' right now, and you're on smash. Do what it do and don't let the moment pass you by.

You dont take every coins offered you. Especially rusty coins like yours.

On smash? Really?
You went back to your weeds again?

SirShymexx:
It all boils down to ya experience(s) in life and how close-knitted ya family is and, if you're from a family where blood is always thicker than water. If you have been through things in life, where you have seen the hearts of men, and how most people will always ride the moment with you. But disappear when things hit a snag, with only ya family as loyal ones who're always there for you - you just have to always carry them along in whatever you do.

Also, if you're trying to marry someone, you should always have it at back of ya mind that you're not just marrying the person - the person is just a branch from a tree. And if you can't get along with the family, just leave the person alone, and find an alternative. It's not just about you and the person - it's for the kids as well. Being ostracised by family is not a good thing cos you'll always need ya family.

First time Shymexx..... Well written.
You have weaned yourself off your weeds? NO?

P.S.
no insults please.

lovaleenny:
omo I just weak for women matter honestly

I came to this thread, I became weak.
I left and came back again. I am seeing somethings now. I am getting weaker again.
Things like this, only Amadioha or Sango can fix it.

No need to bother my sweet and ever loving JESUS.

SirShymexx:
Darn bae! I gotta see ya selling point and what nyggah is tryna spend these peez on for bride price and dat, ya get me?

Show me what you got and what I'm missing.

No nyggah!!!
This babe ain't advertising nothing.
Keep your coins.

kaka22:
Then, it is general agreement on the part of immigration staffs in Ibadan and Lagos to get illegal money through that means. I had all the necessary documents with me but I wasn't informed by the immigration officer that the official price was 17k. If I was informed, I would have done it myself...

I did mine recently in Abeokuta for 29k.
Trust me u don't wanna go through the rigours that comes with 17k

Gabriel Afolayan. Huge Crush from the days of "Madam Dearest". Dude is foine!!!

So this is just getting to naija. And it made news.

SirShymexx:
Lol. You gotta give the people what they want (Jalen Rose's voice). Especially, when it's within a union/covenant that's unbreakable till death do them part! He paid for 'em ti.tties.

Shyte, my doll, I need to see what you're working with and how beautifully endowed you're before I take that flight to come give you that big rock, pay ya bride price, and do a big owanbe in Yoruba trads for you. Do you mess with Sir Shina Peters of the 90s? That's my nyggah right there and his music should be the soundtrack to our big day. What say you?

Loool.. here we go again
You ain't seeing nothing.
But yea I still mess with Shina Peters.

SirShymexx:
Lol. That is her hussy and ol'boy just needs a picture perfect thing to self-service to when his hands and Vaseline need to get busy lol.

Love turned lust - make hay while the sun shines.

Lol..... I would have been suprised if you wrote something contrary to this.

So u both did medical tests and they stated that your wife is the cause of your barrenness?

And how how sure are you that that baby is yours?

Plus what is wrong with adoption?

Dyt:
Yes
We must call out holy ghost fire to consume
They shall fall
They must die
In my deep voice
Die
Die
Fall down and die
Fire
Fire
Consume
I am starting a 21 day dry fasting

While u are starving all in the name of dry fasting, make sure you make him full english breakfast in the morning. Pack some real swallow food for luch for him and make sure there is a sumptuous dinner waiting for him after a hard day of cheating.

And at night, make sure to wear red lacy pants and a sexy lingerie.

.......

ifycoly:
use your common sense this is not all about igbo is all about geographical zone, fairness is what we are asking for is as simple as your ABC you learn in ur nursery.

See. I said you lot are confused bunch.
Now its about geographical zone.
But when you are panting after the oil, everyone becomes one, even the ijaws and itsekiris are suddenly classified as same zone.

bukatyne:
Lols
Nairaland will not kill me.
I am sure the men were jazzed

Dyt:
Yes na
That's why the demon needs to be casted out
The prayers will prepare their minds bodies and souls
They won't think of another woman, it will be just the wife
As much as she prays, it keeps him away from cheating
More like the more the prayer, the no chance of cheating
Pls sis
Let's pray together
Hold my hands
We should also do 7days dry fasting
Solely on husband not to cheat
Oshisko repete

Lol.... it must be familiar spirits at work.
The enemies wants to destroy their homes.
Dont you know husband are scarce for market.
When people like Genevieve Nnaji and Rita Dominic are husband less. You dont want them to pray and fire for their cheating spouse.

Chidoks:
you did when you said "if the wife steps out too" or did i get that wrong?

I am saying if tables were turned, I hope the husband would be praying also. And not kicking the wife out of the house.

5minsmadness:
supporting feminism and being a feminist are two different things.

Thats what u deduced from my post?

5minsmadness:
I honestly have never met a self proclaimed feminist that wasnt highly insultive on first impression.

In fact I daresay feminity and humility do not go together.

The mistake is that many have equalled being opinionated to pride.

Chidoks:
it's all about choices.every one has the right to choose what to do in the face of such a challenge
if adultary is wrong, then the right thing to do is not to retaliate as two wrongs can never amount to a right. on the other hand, if you think adultary us right then you have every right to indulge even before hubby attempts it.it's all about values and choices.

Who mentioned anything about retaliation.

Now he is delta igbo and not real igbo, but the oil found in the Niger delta is referred to as Biafran oil.

Never seen a tribe as confused as the Igbos before.

One of my life's rules is "no matter how I love and cherish you, pls dont propose on my wedding day. Find another day to do that."

Lol.... your husband is cheating on you and you resort to depriving yourself of good night sleep and probably some delicious breakfast and lunch too. While the husband is having a good night sleep and probably enjoying delicious meals all over the town.

I hope he returns the favour when the wife decides to step out too.

5minsmadness:
Maybe I don't.
All I know about feminists is thier talent for rudeness and disrespecting men at the slightest inclination.

I could be wrong.
So let me ask you


Are u a feminist?

I am a female. Why wouldn't I support my own.