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Celebrities / Re: Queen Irene Onwuka's Birthday Party In Abuja by DollyParton1(f): 11:51pm On Feb 18, 2016
SirShymexx:


Lol. My dolly, the Egba chic with humongous batty. You know ugliness and Ijebu nyggahs are like two parallel lines that don't meet lol.

Ol'girl would've been normal ugly with how she looks without bleaching. But the bleaching cream took her ugliness a notch higher, especially with the facial hair and semi-albinism lol. I'm crazy yano lol.
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Anyway, bring ya big batty here - I wanna lift you up to my shoulder area, so I can smell ya cookie jar, without bending down. lipsrsealed wink grin[/s]

You know some guys like em white/yellow like that. E.g FFK is following is an artificial mulatto/ yellow pawpaw. Your meat is another man's poison and vice versa. So stop hating on our bleached sisters. tongue tongue tongue

You seldom find anything or anyone beautiful. Oh and yes you are crazy, I concur!

It's a new year. Dollar is rising. Naira is falling. We can't afford batty and cookie talk this year. tongue tongue tongue
Celebrities / Re: Queen Irene Onwuka's Birthday Party In Abuja by DollyParton1(f): 8:42pm On Feb 18, 2016
SirShymexx:
Lmao.

This looks more like an advert for flashy bleached up oafs, than an event for a beauty queen.

Can someone point out the alleged "beauty queen" among those bleached up hairy faces? grin

Don't tell me it's the one I've in mind cos she looks like a tranny with a small willy under her dress.

This is hilarious - stop bleaching ya skin, it makes you look uglier. undecided

Stop hating, it makes you look uglier. angry angry angry
Celebrities / Re: Olakunle Churchill, Cynthia Morgan Cover 21st Edition Of Alphaplus Mega Magazine by DollyParton1(f): 4:43pm On Feb 18, 2016
omofunaab:


Abeg this guy no be obj pickin ,I lived in front of Fmr president olusegun obasanjo's auz at obasanjo way ita eko in abeokuta for 16 good years, Churchill na relative to obasanjo sha... He was popular in the hood then. ..known for yahoo yahoo. ..at that time he never blow sha
Oga but there is no house in front of Obj's house at Ita-Iyalode.
And shey na obj tell u say no be him son?
Obj normally does not take in family members, except the very close ones. The guy is either his nephew or his son.
Celebrities / Re: Olakunle Churchill, Cynthia Morgan Cover 21st Edition Of Alphaplus Mega Magazine by DollyParton1(f): 12:54pm On Feb 18, 2016
The guy resemble OBJ small.
Na small e remain for him make him worwor like him papa.

But that igbøīd head on his neck though.

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Family / Re: Anja Ringgren-Loven Helps More Nigerian Children (Photos) by DollyParton1(f): 9:54pm On Feb 17, 2016
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Oh am sorry, are you available make them come for you. grin grin
Yea. Just like your mama and sisters.
Family / Re: Anja Ringgren-Loven Helps More Nigerian Children (Photos) by DollyParton1(f): 4:35pm On Feb 17, 2016
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All my Uyo brothers, are you guys standing by and seeing tatooed oyibo pekus go to waste. grin grin
I no say u no get sense, but abeg try to dey brow sense sometimes
Family / Re: Don't Say 'yes' Until You Mean It. by DollyParton1(f): 2:14pm On Feb 17, 2016
Mindfulness:


Who taught people that pressure and insults are normal in marriages? Their own parents? undecided
You must be very unhappy / desperate to believe such and yet get married.

I didn't say yes to such. I said yes to love, respect and appreciation. Anything else would be sick.

Insult is definitely not normal in a relationship.
Pressure on the other hand is inevitable, but not that it should a frequent anyways.
Truth is that marriage is not an all sweet experience, one must be able to endure things here and there without becoming a footmat.
Romance / Re: What Your Longest Duration Of Been In A Relationship by DollyParton1(f): 1:43pm On Feb 17, 2016
4years
Family / Re: ... by DollyParton1(f): 1:30pm On Feb 17, 2016
I have never seen any counter-feminism post as silly as this.

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Celebrities / Re: Olajumoke Orisaguna To Speak At Play-Forum At Hilton Abuja by DollyParton1(f): 1:20pm On Feb 17, 2016
Ok. This has got to stop. What is gonna motivate us about?
Ty Bello should be doing the talk instead v
Family / Re: How Would You Feel If A Relative Intrude Your Privacy Like This? by DollyParton1(f): 12:55am On Feb 07, 2016
One bedroom apartment? The relative should camp/sleep in the living room.
Politics / Re: Buhari Arrives Ijebu Ode , Ogun State @40 - Photos by DollyParton1(f): 4:37am On Feb 02, 2016
omofunaab:


. God bless you. .. We appreciate what amosun is doing but the propaganda is too much... I was at omida market today the stalls haven't been fully completed.. I fear for the durability of these roads with the way they are hurriedly done... Amosun shouldn't spoil the good things he has done before. ... Happy anniversary my state... Ogun state leads others follow
Lets stop deceiving ourselves, Ogun state aint leading .
Ogun state residents and indigenes should stop voting in Governors for the second term. They dont perform on their return.
Politics / Re: Buhari Arrives Ijebu Ode , Ogun State @40 - Photos by DollyParton1(f): 4:33am On Feb 02, 2016
blublahd:

Ijebu needs its own state, I believe that's what the Awujale is canvassing for. Been a while since Ijebu Ode has been in the news.

Ijebus have been clamouring for Ijebu stat for about 30 years now.
I pray you guys get it.
Politics / Re: Buhari Arrives Ijebu Ode , Ogun State @40 - Photos by DollyParton1(f): 10:44pm On Feb 01, 2016
kingphilip:
you saw it too

Mehn I'm in Abeokuta.. The road was hurriedly potholes filled and immediate completion of a flyover was done

The only thing I've seen that Buhari did since assuming office is coming to ogun state
Lol... so they patched those roads in less than three weeks? God punish devil!!
Amosun is a con man.

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Romance / Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by DollyParton1(f): 9:11am On Jan 14, 2016
Nihilist:


Sheffield nightlife is not that great though and Naija girls in Sheff have always been dead

Once you do West Street\Carver street that's it...and there are no clubs to cater for Naija girls sef these days(Thank God)

And this is from someone who has clubbed in Sheff long enough to remember Niche, Empire, Embrace, Fontana, Static and Bar24...
Aint concerned about the club life or party life or whatever.
Was referring to his branding Sheffield "an asylum seekers den"
Family / Re: Before You Bullshit Your Woman Or Wife, Look At This Picture! by DollyParton1(f): 9:00am On Jan 14, 2016
lilmax:
So i should start crying right now? As if thats not the way a woman is designed to be.....its her choice to have children or not
How about you shut ur mouth and get lost.
Family / Re: Nuggets For Married Folks...enjoy by DollyParton1(f): 8:48am On Jan 14, 2016
Some points here are just senseless.

Sex and everything it entails in all its glory, should not be trivialise in a marriage. Small dick should not be ignored if it really bothers the wife. That's why some ladies step out to cheat on their husbands. Yea I agree that sex is not everthing, but it is SOMETHING.

Errrrm why would I wanna share how good my husband is in bed with my girlfriends? Are we comparing notes or we ran out of things to talk about? Ermmm no, that's too risky. Trust no bîťčh.

No 3 is just plain bullshit.

An irresponsible and useless man will have his phone filled with nonsense of course. Why can't I check my husband phone without wahala. If the husband is not a filthy-sneaky manwhore, that should be no issues if the wife checks his phone and vice versa.

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Fashion / Re: Latest Ankara Bum Shorts You Can Rock In 2016 by DollyParton1(f): 8:40am On Jan 14, 2016
I love Number 3 and 5
Romance / Re: My Funny Experience With Black Girls In Uk Club by DollyParton1(f): 10:38pm On Jan 12, 2016
SirShymexx:


What the feck fvck is "ajebutter naija chics"? I don't know the correlation between that and genetics. How's that going to change their facial structure and body shape?

I've been everywhere like a hood moped, apart from Sheffield. And there's nothing in Sheffield apart from asylum seekers and maybe international students. So you mean the naij chics in Sheffield seeking asylum are better looking than the ones in London, no? There are more decent looking naij chics in London than anywhere else cos of the population factor. Maybe Essex and Kent can compete with the mediocrity, but most of them also moved from London. Naij chics aren't that good looking and it's not even a secret. grin

Regardless, the guy messed up. Jumping up and down in a club, in search of a chic to dance with, is what a waste man would do. grin

Wow!!!
Sheffield a den of asylum seekers?
Gerrarra hia men!!!
You don't know nohum!!

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Family / Re: 'Career' Wife Or Full-time House Wife by DollyParton1(f): 10:32am On Jan 09, 2016
GOD forbid that I end up as a housewife, even if I am being paid millions for that.

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Family / Re: 'Career' Wife Or Full-time House Wife by DollyParton1(f): 10:27am On Jan 09, 2016
byvan03:
If I hear the mention of 250 k for a month to stay home and be a house wife for my own kids,I will take the offer walahi. There is so much I can do with that 3milla per annum from my house. If being a house wife gets me paid, why not? the essence of my working is to earn money . How many jobs pay up to that in Nigeria?


I can't be a house wife for nothing, I do what pays. Let me get this offer and see why I won't tender resignation via text message instantly grin. Career with empty portfolio doesn't trip me , the sound of gallant credit alert on my phone does and if I can get that babysitting, why not
Some don't work for money. Some people get satisfaction from their careers.

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Celebrities / Re: Mavin's Di'ja Marries Her Lover Secretly In Kaduna? by DollyParton1(f): 12:24am On Dec 12, 2015
onosprince:
That's the reason you should not spend your money to sponsor a woman, because one morning she will come to you and tell you that she wants to quit, that her boyfriend/husband said she should stop... one bad sharp yoruba guy don put 1 for 0.
Wake up dummy!!! Its 2015, going on 2016. Stop reasoning like we are in 1815.
Travel / Re: Explosion Of Gas Truck In Ogun State Yesterday (Photos) by DollyParton1(f): 1:05pm On Dec 11, 2015
donholy28:
your ass isn't sexy
BOY!!! I don't know you like that. So quit playing!
Family / Re: Reproduction – A Choice Or Necessity? by DollyParton1(f): 1:04pm On Dec 11, 2015
Reproduction definitely should not be a must.
Firstly, some people are not fit to be parents. Let's save the society the agony thrust on us through those kids brought up by horrible parents.
Secondly some are just destined to leave a legacy behind which having kids might interfere with. Actually a good and sound legacy is bettter than thousands of kids. Example is Mother Teresa.

Lastly some people can not just reproduce. Reproductive systems problems. Do we say those people have failed or need to see themselves as inadequate because of that?
I believe its ok if one decides not to have kids. Kids do not define a woman or a man, rather its who and what you are and what you stand for instead.
Family / Re: z by DollyParton1(f): 12:50pm On Dec 11, 2015
Lol......Onila got gists always.
Travel / Re: Explosion Of Gas Truck In Ogun State Yesterday (Photos) by DollyParton1(f): 12:41pm On Dec 11, 2015
And they say Amosun is rebuilding Ogun state's roads.
Rebuilding my sexy black aśś!!!
Religion / Re: COZA Member Reacts To Pastor's New Porsche by DollyParton1(f): 12:40pm On Dec 11, 2015
izuch:
He's driving that Porsche to heaven
More like to hell.

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Religion / Re: COZA Member Reacts To Pastor's New Porsche by DollyParton1(f): 12:39pm On Dec 11, 2015
Damn!!! People still go to COZA with those unresolved scandals trailing their Pastor? People do loose their sense of reasoning all in the name of Christianity.
Jesus be in heaven shaking His head right now.

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Family / Re: When The Right One Loves You Right. by DollyParton1(f): 5:32pm On Nov 29, 2015
Mindfulness:

No but I hoped you would figure out that it is you who needs to ask God for a heavenly relationship. cheesy
Lol.
Yes mam.
Dully noted.
Family / Re: When The Right One Loves You Right. by DollyParton1(f): 5:19pm On Nov 29, 2015
Mindfulness:


Why do you think we need your prayers?
Lol.. u read that and thought I was actually praying for you?
Toh.
It is well.
Family / Re: When The Right One Loves You Right. by DollyParton1(f): 5:18pm On Nov 29, 2015
I have to add this, hardwork and sacrifice doesn't means the relationship aint blissful. It just means you are mindful of the other person and are looking for ways to make your relationship more blissful than it is.
Truth be told, when two people of different backgrounds come together, there has to be somethings/character that they need to let go of for each other. For some this is hard . While some find easy.
I believe it is erroneous to go into relationship thinking everything will be a flow kinda thing.

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