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Aduke23:
I don't know, but someone once guessed 5'8

me wey be 6'0 gan still feel short. You living in short dude area.

okoroemeka:
so pvssy is so delicate I will bath,clean my nails,brush my teeth,shave my hair's,bring lubricate standby,Barb my hairs, and wash my hands with sanitizer before nacking, before I will finish preparing the woman must have gone,

Na for your wife na. She must do the same. Bath with Soap and Water and use clean water no be anyhow water O.

BigDawsNet:
You pretty right bro...
I think A.I should carry the responsibility.. our body ain't built for such upgrades


I'm gonna go to bed now, but I really don't wanna watch Buuhari...

Can we watch Volodymyr Zelenskyy together instead

. You better let's say Home. World Powers are scammers o

IamV:
Post nut clarity

Dude Don Reset !

Mrlance15:
The sucking of nipples and bitting of ear is what comrade?

That Girl Don pour you no be small .. u no cum ni

Zonefree:
After devouring someone's daughter kpekus, you come here to lament.

Leave am now
He no get am for Respect shuuuu !

Mrlance15:
Second, she's not a virgin, she is a pro when it comes to sex she was only pretending at first, I felt used, I felt stupid, then I asked her about her period, something I should have done before sex, she said it's fine but I still don't feel relief, I just hurriedly put on my clothes and asked her to leave, she just looked at me with confusion, put on her clothes and left, then she chat me up in the evening, and mentioned the sex, that was when I realized that I suddenly hate her and I hate myself for same reason, I have been avoiding her since then, my only thought so far was, "shey na the sex sex sex people dey hype be this" it's not worth it at all, if you're still a virgin please cherish it and don't loose it until you're married, sex is overated.

Sorry for the long read.

Na so You just Buy Market ... Sex is not Overrated but not meant to be done anyhow.

Most of us fell but we Dust up not running Mouth like Ofe-Akwu stuffed Tongues.

bluebay:
Blame her not o. It’s just that the guy didn’t fall into her class of request. I see nothing wrong there please . The way some of us can’t date a Millitary personnel, police officer nor a Vio worker, same way ladies have list of those they can’t date … No hard feelings there

Na you get am Pass. More Oyel Bro.

BigDawsNet:
Be honest, if you given the opportunity to have special abilities... Will you ignore or go for it??

It will be an adventure to have capabilities more than an average human

Who told You u no special ? But You can't have the Powers you can't Wield. You will die !

You already have the capabilities inside of You but can you truly Withstand the Powers therefrom ?

Now, can you truly even go through the sacrifices involved in Establishing the Potentials on Your Bio-Life ? ... Your Cells, Organs, Blood etc ....

With what Fuel will you Power those abilities ?

Nigga be careful, Powers do not come cheap O, You go Fear

Our forefathers wey evolve us reach this stage, you sabi wetin dem passed through in terms of Sacrifices, Wars, Disciplines and Maturities

I say remain Human u no wan Hear ...

You can Metamorphosed into anything you want just tell Your Brain and be Ready to Pay the Price of Evolution ... na Body go tell you... You wan use Garri become an Alien Fufu and Fried Rice with Binoculars eyes !

I just dey laugh you anyhow.. You go Hear GbauGbau in Your Head no be Gun na your Brain dey burst

Go create a Cyborg first and inbuilt all those abilities therein. See what you Head needs to pass through now try and configure yourself to become the machine you built !

Go sleep jare and make we dey watch Buhari together

Mercychen:
The mathematician . She doesn't know you're a teacher with levels. She thought you're a classroom Nwa teacher. Even at that, are those ones not human beings? Smh...

But would you really blame a girl for choosing her fate

Who no Fear Poverty for Nigeria, Teachers get class but Nigerian Girls no want hear am Finish ..

If Op were to be a MedDoc now see crushing and cruise everywhere... fakeness much for our Country

BigDawsNet:
Not complaining tho
We just a fantasy comment...
If there was opportunity for body upgrades...I will go for all those stuffs on my list...

Once you metamorphosed into your list, you ain't human no more but alien .

A Goat that speaks English shall be alienated by fellow goats. You will become lonely ooo

Bacteria from mouth to veejay and veejay to Mouth is infectious !

Reggaemich:
I just avoided smashing a married woman kpekus

I thank God for the strength

Harem Kinda Easier but seems not Palatable to me

ESANMEA:
ok

message sent.
Enjoy!

ESANMEA:
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You can edit it if you want to.

BigDawsNet:
Sleep button. When you press it, you instantly fall asleep.

A USB slot so we can download information to our brains.

Gill I need that part so I can be able to breathe underwater... Highest I can stay under water presently is 2m

Every part of the human body has the ability to heal.


Being able to take photos with my eyeballs and able to zoom into and focus on things with my eyes.

Controlled hair growth - if you want longer hair or something, you can adjust that

If you turn one kain animal in your next life now you will still dey disturb nature to turn you to Human :

You no go take your human shape in peace shuuuuu

ESANMEA:
Oya nau..

Your Email on a Dead thread as mine is inaccessible or any other means I can post the confidential info to you. This will help you unravel everything

ESANMEA, I have messages for You.
You will like them.

Fxzboyz:
Give her too much love and attention and she’ll lose interest

Hold back your love and attention and you’ll lose her

Create a balance and she’ll think you’re playing games

Be Matured and you will be respected.

Never be too high nor Be too Low but be Balance-Fair. Neither a Simp nor an Alpha but a Reasonable dude who think with his head not Heart nor Dic.

MadamVanessa:


She's telling you so that the closeness she has with you should not make you catch feelings or have ulterior motive towards her.

Nope, She sits on his laps. She is telling him what to do to woo her away from her boyfriend ....

She wants him to up his game in order to leave her boyfriend for him ....

Entitlement Mentality kinda girl ... She will roast and wreck you financially @Op

kollinzgee:
There is something weird about this girl,whenever we discuss she is always bringing up topics about her boyfriend repeatedly,even if you love your boyfriend to stupor does that always mean you should always tell me about him?I am starting to think she has other motives,as I speak now she has done the same thing again this morning why is she like that?

Jealousy .. she sees you are the jealous type and could also see you wanna tap Currents. She is using style to tell you how much she worths with the current boyfriend signifying how much you have to do to take her from him

You have to be a better Simp than the OG

if you toast her she will roast You: Entitlement Mentality kinda girl , Flee from Sin !

Anigreat:
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With immediate effect. knowing quite well that possibility of me knacking her is there , infact there's no way I am not going to knack her .

And this feeling of fuccccking your girlfriend friend behind your girlfriend back is always awesome. A top secret between you and her friend.

Prepare for the Mess that follows.

Ogbeni, Hit the gym ..

Thewhole9:
Any time a man ejaculates, a lot of things happen in the body spiritually and physically. Show me a man that ejaculates frequently and I will show you a man with zero body coordination. You can't eat your cake and have it. I don't mean to disrespect anyone but society has misinformed us, women are empty on a neutral ground. This is how the universe was designed to work

The universe itself is feminine, that's why Shes called mother nature, but for the land to be fruitful it needs a seed. Now in the real sense you as the man hold the seed here but for Every time you plant a seed, part of you goes with it. This is how we men are designed, we are designed to keep our generation going that's why we keep looking for any next available land to plant on(iykwim), that's how we've been able to survive till this day through evolution.
Sex was not designed for pleasure alone, if not you wouldn't be ejaculating every time you have sex, we men are capable of more than we know but you will never attain your full capacity as a man because everything in the whole universe is designed to take from you as a man

The eggs she was producing was nothing

Too many Hot Brain

How could you conclude Women are empty on Neutral Ground as if your seed is not fertilising an egg produced inside of her

spiceadole:
My clitoris is intact. No cutting.
I am not just a sex person.
I was a virgin till my early 20s
I just don't like sex.
I feel it's something men use to humiliate women

are you sure you ain't suffering from any form of abuse

Normal Normal the Brain don't just conclude like that, she wanna have fun !

Rachel98:
According to my brother, she has PhD in Sociology & Anthropology

It's not her fault but Your Brother's fault who doesn't have what it takes to tame Her.

I don't know why I don't blame anybody for anything: A man must be able to control and calm situations both On/Off the Bed and He must be Charismatic enough to be respected.

She prolly doesn't respect Your Brother.

Nonetheless, She's PhD so most of you must actually be talking away from her league and for being kinda harsh, Your brother ain't dicking her right trust me and psychologically, Your brother ain't doing great Job on Her.

All in all, Blame your brother for carrying wetin Pass una come house possibly with time, prayer and developmental strides from una side, she will later calm down and blend with you all.

Suspect33:
The Bible already prophesied these events, we are really living in the end times. The fall of the mystery Babylon(USA) draws nigh... Draw nigh to God because the world will never return to what it used to be, it only get worse from here and every year that comes we(the world) will keep wishing for the previous year

My Fear!

But The World always Heal only Humanities suffers because Earth will just purge out this generation and Reset.

9182736455O1999:
Oga I TOO KNOW. oya explain to me how my life is spelt by lauretta series

Ur left Nyansh How much You go pay ?

Nigga, you just some bunch of codes(DNA) and Wirings(Veins) and their applications(Organs) powered by Your Blood.

All of them are Mathematically connected as a system to make you function .... Failure in one will affect you immediately.

Life no be to dey Chop, hustle for money and fvck

iramure:
A Religion that instructs you to kill in someone's name to be able to inherit 7 virgins is also keeping you in check?
Or the one that keeps oppressing and threatening you everlasting torment if you fail to part with certain percentage of your hard earned money is equally keeping you in check?
Religion is man made tool for control.

There is no Abrahamic Holy book that talked about 7virgins anywhere. That's street talk. Being Religious doesn't mean being stupid, if you meet a stronghead who wants to devour you and you devour such in self Defence... God will still reward you for your wisdom . Nonetheless, Do not Trangress!

PavingStone44:
Life only brings suffering.

Know this, know peace.

With God and Science, there is Eternal peace

iramure:
There are a lot of religious teaching that are wrong. My advice is just apply common sense in what you feel is right and live to bear the consequences of your action.
Today, a lot of marriages have been destroyed by some teaching they get from religious houses. To me, co-habiting is not s big deal. I don't care what any pastor views it as.

When Humanities can't bear the consequences of their common sense anymore and the world turned upside down. Trust me, the czars know they all have to turn back to Religion for the restoration of peace and order until that time Restoration becomes impossible and the earth will scotch.

Human Brain is more than a Jelly, Its a Weapon on its own that can Withstand even Nuclear Bomb when Berserk ... Religion is what keeps Humanity in Check if not, We would have devoured Each other Finish...

9182736455O1999:
How will these questions solve real life issues

You don't know anything. Imagine your life being spelled by this kinda Mathematical entanglement that means you are done.

The entire Universe is built on Mathematics, Physics, Chemistry and Biology nothing else.

You are also a bunch of Mathematics, Physics, Chemistry and Biology only if you look keenly inward but no Be to Chop food