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Stargurl20:
Nothing. I believe phones are people's privacies which shouldn't be invaded

Yeah, but your private part isn't private since it can be easily invaded!

Misplaced thinking

Openair:
Boss, if those chats were sent today, I'd advise you don't chat or call her tonight. Send her a text tomorrow morning, something like: Good morning (her name), the way I treated you yesterday wasn't right, I was wrong and I'm sorry about it.... Call her later in the day (about 7pm there about), if she picks up the call; ask her how her day went, how she's doing and wish her a good night sleep. Keep the convo short and brief. If she doesn't pick up, send her a text, something like; Hi (her name) called but seems you busy, hope your day went well and work was less stressful. Just wanted to say hi, have a good night sleep (her name).... The next morning, send her a good morning text, when it's lunch time, send her money to buy lunch (if you have her account number), then send her a text; Hello (her name), trust work is going good. Thought about you and decided to buy you lunch, sent something to your account, please get yourself something..... Later in the day, still call if she picks up, make it short and brief, when it's weekend, you can now talk about how you fumbled.

I'm shocked, Simps still exists in this world??

The girl go just dey use you dey laugh.
Omo, I dey laugh here oooo. You be clown, big one. It's good to apologize if you're wrong but all this stress, am sorry me I can't do it. If I apologize and you can't accept it, to hell with you!
This is downgrading your masculinity status mhen. Haaaa, this is hilarious �

And if it's sex you're looking for.
It's very easy, very easy to get.

Oh God! What did i just read?
Who is foolish simp??
This is too irritating, I almost puked while reading this. Because you have small money shouldn't mean that you should throw your sense outside na.

Let me tell you the red flags!
1. Falling in love with a single mother.
Except she's divorced or a widow, avoid the trap of falling in love with a single mother. You'll suffer the disadvantages in the long run.

2. Paying the school fees of her daughter.
Let's say, it's a charity work on your end, I can excuse you for that but this is one reason why she's not into you and I'm very sure she's disrespectful towards you.

3. She's denying you sex.
That's a red flag, this stupid bitch is just after your resources and nothing more but konji is not making you think straight at all. She's even asking how much you send to your mother, also saying you should start a business for her, all these are red flags.

4. She just dey use you dey play, all these love and commitment are all hogwash. Wake up from your dream Mr. Man.

5. I know what I'm saying because I've personal experience of dating more than 10 single mothers in the past. Will you like to learn personally from your experience or do you want to learn from me? The choice is yours, I can go on and on.

Jeweltz:
If you can't cook and clean, what else would you be doing for the woman you claim to love.?
No sex for lazy man. Work for it. I can't marry a man that can't take care of my needs

Go marry your father na!

Yes, it's possible.
Siliceous horns, cutaneous horns can result from multifactorial causes and sometimes, the cause may be unknown.

Yes, humans can grow horns from any part of the body.

Blessed3434:
Please anyone with a knowledge should help me identify this number and why they keep calling me.

018892879

Did you borrow from a loan app?

Looks like a number from Fairmoney

Hmmmm..... Anything is possible, girls are very cheap these days. That's how I talked to one beautiful lady for the first time and she's willing to follow me to my house. Girls like rough play Sha. I can't count the number of ladies that wants to travel interstate just to see me.

Op, what's the name of the Lady?

Dey play.
Hungry people dey Nairaland Sha

I have 1,000 to sell.
Will you buy?

Am amazed by this guy, Elon Musk.
To loose close to 200B$ and still be the second richest man in the world! That's crazy mhen!

Lesson to learn is that, no one stays at the top forever, I remembered when Bezos was dusting all of them in 2018/2019 but now he is no longer in top 5?

All the top billionaires lost billions last year and that's the rule of money but in the perspective of billionaires it's not a loss, it's rather a seed.

Not interested in relationship in 2023.
I want to focus on wealth and money making!

In 2022, I focus on relationship. Yeah, I think I dated close to 40 ladies if not more. There was a time I was dating 15 at once. It was all just for fun, to understand the female gender better and to explore. I have had my fill of that, I have loved and I have been loved back in return. I have knowledge and experience in relationship matters, now it's time to go for the bag.

Half story, half story not entirely true.

Your uncle nice o, send something to me too na.

Happy new year in advance

CaveAdullam:
DAY 365 REDPILL 2022

Once you improve yourself, your body and personality become a filter that helps you stay aloof from people that'll drag you down.

Improving yourself is a good vetting style. It makes you aware of women who have no value.

Authority: Grow.

PS: My watch has ended.

It's high time I take the back seat.

Thank you all.

Happy 2023

You've tried Man.
Very consistent, I love that.
You influenced part of my growth in 2022.
I can't thank you enough.
Happy new year 2023 Boss

billyG:
Galchild are very difficult to tame & restrain when they started reaching their sexual potential raging like a wild she-goat on heat.

Very difficult.
Especially those teenagers, they're doing things!

I can't imagine underage teenagers telling me they want to give me BJ and kiss my lips.
This world have spoil.

Why the man dey Bleep up?

Reminds me of my first crush post secondary school.

One very fine beautiful Muslim Babe, this girl fine and she's endowed! (We met during Jamb tutorial) and we became very tight friends. Her father was a conc Alfa but this babe will always invite me to her home whenever her father travels. When her phone spoilt, she will send me text messages from her dad's phone.

Now she's married with two kids but we still talk about the good old days. Basiroh, aka Belloxy, my ever first crush.

Oh, am very very happy to hear this.
I give God all the glory on your behave for making Emmanuel survive.

Did the doctor request for a CT scan? It is usually indicated in case of head injury, I pray he doesn't develop any early or late complications. The Lord will continue to protect you and your family.
Happy new year in advance!

Deeper Life ladies, especially the conc ones that don't miss any services and carry church for head, I have dated about 7 of them in the past and there's a pattern to get them.

Should I reveal the pattern??

2087552003

UBA.

Thanks

Kingzrocky:
Boss, how do you command respect from them. Do enlighten us plz

Commanding respect is an art!

Lady are defautly disrespectful, disrespectful to even their parents that gave birth to them but there are certain kind of people they're respectful towards!

What kind of guys do ladies respect? It's different for different folks.

Respect is not necessarily about what you do, it's about your being, your persona, your charisma!

The first rule is to respect yourself if you want others to respect you!

If you're someone ladies can easily sway, they'll not respect you!

When I was younger and dated ladies older than me, none of them ever disrespected me, none never said, I'm older than you, there was no sign of insults even when we had disagreements which is a normal thing by the way.

Commanding respect is not something that can be taught, it's an art, it's a skill that's acquired overtime.

Hoe-lee....

Omo, I just dey laugh reading different comments.

Most people will not believe the op, some will say he took weed, some people will give him the benefit of doubt but the truth remains that until you experience it personally, you may not believe.

UFO ko, FFO ni.

Too much movie don dey distort your reality!

Maybe you were hallucinating most likely.

Airtime ke?

I buy airtime for my Mum, my brother and my Sister. I exclude my dad sometimes because he doesn't need it.
Am not even the calling type and I hardly pick calls. Any lady asking me for airtime is on her own ooo.

Nobodyany1:
That I must disflower at least 10girls

Lol, why should you do this?
For the fun of it?

The ice Cold cash Queen!

Quite easy to achieve.

The Covid year, I didn't spend a dime of my money, it was your gender giving me money back to back!

Yes, I've learnt the game and it's a sweet one.

Nice man, the I don't give a damn kind of guy, just not obsessed about him cos I also don't care

BigYash:
Emancipate yourself from toto slavery. Its not worth your peace of mind. You said she was not like that when you guys started Yes that's how they pretend from the beginning.. When they feel comfortable, their true color will come up. Na only curse she dey curse you now.. Make she first born for you or say you don marry her fully. Her type go beat you join sef,una neighbors go dey see your family as home of laughter..

Guy see,give her your terms and conditions if she still wants to be in that relationship. If she is not ready to work with it,make she get lost asap..

Abi na she dey feed you? Me no dey understand some of these my gender people sef. Guy you are the price here. Na she suppose dey do everything, to make sure you no leave her.

Some boys go just dey fear make girl no leave them,when in reality the girl no even get you for mind.. Wise up guy.. Just try wise up for toto matter,e get why o.. Like this now, na you hrt go pain,cux na you invest resources pass.. After all you did for her,like you stated in your write up
Who send you go do something for her?

As them dey say bet with what you can afford to loose for bet9ja,na so gf suppose be. Don't give them what you can not afford to loose o. Relationship na gamble these days.. That your babe carry you over 2.5 and ..

And handicap

Revolution2022:
No cheating girlfriend will leave his mobile phone for his side guy to gain easy access to it.

Some don't care especially the ones that are manipulating the guys already!

Shege pro max loading!
It will be very hard for you to disentangle yourself from this entanglement, you know why? You've invested so much in a lady that isn't worth it!

You've been blinded and chained by lust that's why you're muddled and confused.

When you were enjoying the sex and the good side of her, were we there?
Oga enjoy the negative consequences alone, but as a guy man, let me give you tips that will help.

1. This lady is not a wife material, dead that thought!

2. Stop doing things for her, it may be a bit harsh if you send her parking (you may not even be able to do it because you're spell bound already but that's the best thing for you to do). When you stop doing things for her, she might get frustrated and leave, unfortunately you can't control your erection so she will definitely control you.

3. Girls flirt a lot ooo, so that shouldn't be a surprise to you that "your girl is flirting with other guys". This shouldn't be new to you, your girl can be sending you love messages and at the same time be sending other guys love messages, it's their nature, it cannot change. Even married women are flirting these days because they're not getting 'emotional love' from their husbands!

4. You've no business with ladies that do not respect you! I roll with older ladies and they all respect me, that's because I know how to command respect. Respect is very important. Love is not tolerating insults, disrespect and abuse, that's not love that's weakness!

5. Your head don dey clear small small but can you take the decision. E no go make sense that after all the advise wey you listen to for Nairaland you go still loose guard and continue to be a Mumu.

If fat girl sit on your destiny, e no go recover

I know you're just looking for cheap attention and plenty mentions. You wey you broke as hell.