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From school uniform to faculty uniform.
I remember I used to be very bold then, having gallas on my head to consultant ward round.

You dey do rollover, now rollover don roll you for Mud.

Gambling will feast on your greed, the more you win, the more you'll stake to win more and before you know it, you'll loose everything and your eyes will clear!

There is no sure bet anywhere, if you must stake, don't stake all, stake what you can afford to loose if not, it will end in tears.

No punter is 100%, so you can be unlucky. Have that at the back of your mind.

Betting is an addiction that has destroyed many people's lives. Be wise

AbdulMagaji:
The numbers of single ladies in an average Nigerian home today gives so many mothers high BP.

U left all that for the married ones?

No, married women are trying to get intimate with me and I'm running far away.

We all talk about the antics of married men, married women own are subtle but deep

Sweetplum:
I ll never beg. Instead, I ll feed you

Oya come na.

I don't know why people see "crying" as a sign of weakness. It's not, even Jesus that is God cried.

Crying is a beautiful thing, especially when a child cries. We all have a child buried deep within us regardless of how old we are, so it isn't bad when we awaken that child within us.

Except you've never cried before, you're qualified to mock the VP aspirant!

When ladies cry, we see it as normal and when men cry, we see them as weak, crying is not a sign of weakness!

My father is a strong man, but when he almost lost his elder brother to the cold hands of death, he cried like a baby.

MRAKPORS:
I read my wife's chat with another guy, apparently an old school mate
In the chat, the guy said he misses my wife
And my wife said she misses him too

Please is this proper?

You go give yourself hypertension!
I have many married women on my WhatsApp that call me darling, sweetheart and my Love. I just use to wonder how their husbands will feel like if they come across such chats??

Many married women that are caged physically become wild online especially WhatsApp. I try and avoid married women as much as possible, many of them are starved of sex and emotional Love. It's so sad

Sweetplum:
I no kuku beg. Dunno why you want to die

You no Kuku beg but you dey use style beg. Mtcheww

That's what gilrs want.
A guy that will give them money without asking for anything in return. I usually ask a lot of girls in the past that if I give them money, what will they do? All of them said, they'll pray for me. Why don't you pray for yourself first?
Giving a girl money doesn't mean that she will love you, infact she will only exploit you. If I have the intention of giving you money and you pester me or ask me before me giving you, I'll never give you again.

Girls are hardly broke because they've a lot of simps giving them money, especially on their birthdays or even random days. Girls have money but they're very stingy to give, if a girl loves you, she will give you her resources especially her money!

And that's one way I vet my girls, can she send me money even before she knows I have enough?? Because one of the signs of true love is sacrifice!

Any lady that's only collecting, collecting and collecting from you without giving you anything of value (not pussy because that's very cheap) in return is just exploiting and using you. Few days ago, my girl asked me to subscribe for her, I told her I can't not because I can't but because I choose not to, later she told me that she's going to ask a guy on her WhatsApp to sub for her. I told her to go ahead and even give the guy my number to sub for me. I shocked her, whether she asks from sub from another guy or not is not my business!

If you're comfortable and fine, you can choose to spend on your woman but if you're struggling to survive, it's foolishness to spend on a Lady. Ladies are unstable, Dem no dey stay one place. Instead of giving a lady 10k, I'll rather go to a restaurant and eat correct food! Eat correct food and feel alright. Other guys can choose to be simps, I will not!

Pussy is one of the easiest things to get if you know your game very well.
So easy, I can meet a girl and get her hooked within two days without using my status, money or influence. It's game

Lolz.... You're a confused man Op.
You started with all men should cut their dick's but you had your first sex yesterday, it doesn't correlate.

Anyways, dealing with women is a complex thing because many of the time those creatures don't follow logic. My babe will list all the things I am doing wrong in the relationship and when I think it's time for breakfast, she will say she loves me so much. Does that make sense? I will just be laughing in my mind that this one doesn't know anything.

I don commot my hand from any thing online that's not verifiable. Schemes come out year after year and unfortunately, many people will fall victim for it.

If it's not someone I know physically or can access physically, sorry, no transaction. Better to keep money than to loose money, contain your greed.

Nurses run.... Dem dey run things.

People with mental disorder thinking they're normal.

Even in university, your lecturers don't beat or flog you but because you're a foolish man that thinks with his yansh instead of his brains, you've the guts to beat someone else's daughter, it doesn't make sense at all unless you're a psychopath and you're not normal.

You're a making a good choice but it will be difficult Sha.

Medical doctors hardly have time for themselves not to talk of having time for family, perhaps in the UK, it may be better.
But here are a few challenges you may have:
1. Most medical doctors have a fixed way of doing things, this may eventually show in their homes and if their spouse is not understanding, it may lead to issues.

2. If you marry a medical doctor, the way she thinks will definitely be different from the way you think. This will lead to a clash of personalities. Not to talk of female medical doctors that feel they're on top of the world and everyone is beneath them, however some are very humble and have good character.

3. You can be well assured that you and your children will be taken care of health wise but they may not have luxury of time to spend with you and your children and time is needed to build emotional attraction and love in a family. Think well.


4. Most medical personnel are boring to be with, they think of medicine almost all the time. Can you cope if your partner is one of such persons??

In summary, weigh the benefits and the risks and choose, in my own personal opinion it will be good if you marry her but there will definitely be some little frictions trying to understand each other's misunderstanding!

Chaos14:
You didn't get the humor in my comment?

I did ooo, just teasing you Baba mi.

baralatie:
And as long as he can urinate he will discharge ?
So is it not foolishness?

It's foolishness to cut of the genitals na.

Lolz.... Don't mind all the broke guys here giving you nonsense advice or shading you, some of them are simps and give their gf 100k and above because they don't have sense.

Don't mind that your yeye boyfriend jare, calling you a gold digger because of 20k? Dump his sorry ass and move on to the next victim my dear.

Chaos14:
Cut off any bodypart that leads you to sin

Have you cut your own?
I am sure you've lied before, did you cut your tongue?
I am sure you've stolen one way or the other, did you cut your hands?
Maybe you've also had sex before, did you cut off your genitals?

Chaos14:
What's on my mind is how he's going to use the toilet. nlfpmod

Not difficult, a catheter or an spc will be placed, that will take care of his urination.

She dey showcase her wares.
She wants to be bought, who go buy her? You?

Stargurl20:
Nothing. I believe phones are people's privacies which shouldn't be invaded

Yeah, but your private part isn't private since it can be easily invaded!

Misplaced thinking

Openair:
Boss, if those chats were sent today, I'd advise you don't chat or call her tonight. Send her a text tomorrow morning, something like: Good morning (her name), the way I treated you yesterday wasn't right, I was wrong and I'm sorry about it.... Call her later in the day (about 7pm there about), if she picks up the call; ask her how her day went, how she's doing and wish her a good night sleep. Keep the convo short and brief. If she doesn't pick up, send her a text, something like; Hi (her name) called but seems you busy, hope your day went well and work was less stressful. Just wanted to say hi, have a good night sleep (her name).... The next morning, send her a good morning text, when it's lunch time, send her money to buy lunch (if you have her account number), then send her a text; Hello (her name), trust work is going good. Thought about you and decided to buy you lunch, sent something to your account, please get yourself something..... Later in the day, still call if she picks up, make it short and brief, when it's weekend, you can now talk about how you fumbled.

I'm shocked, Simps still exists in this world??

The girl go just dey use you dey laugh.
Omo, I dey laugh here oooo. You be clown, big one. It's good to apologize if you're wrong but all this stress, am sorry me I can't do it. If I apologize and you can't accept it, to hell with you!
This is downgrading your masculinity status mhen. Haaaa, this is hilarious �

And if it's sex you're looking for.
It's very easy, very easy to get.

Oh God! What did i just read?
Who is foolish simp??
This is too irritating, I almost puked while reading this. Because you have small money shouldn't mean that you should throw your sense outside na.

Let me tell you the red flags!
1. Falling in love with a single mother.
Except she's divorced or a widow, avoid the trap of falling in love with a single mother. You'll suffer the disadvantages in the long run.

2. Paying the school fees of her daughter.
Let's say, it's a charity work on your end, I can excuse you for that but this is one reason why she's not into you and I'm very sure she's disrespectful towards you.

3. She's denying you sex.
That's a red flag, this stupid bitch is just after your resources and nothing more but konji is not making you think straight at all. She's even asking how much you send to your mother, also saying you should start a business for her, all these are red flags.

4. She just dey use you dey play, all these love and commitment are all hogwash. Wake up from your dream Mr. Man.

5. I know what I'm saying because I've personal experience of dating more than 10 single mothers in the past. Will you like to learn personally from your experience or do you want to learn from me? The choice is yours, I can go on and on.

Jeweltz:
If you can't cook and clean, what else would you be doing for the woman you claim to love.?
No sex for lazy man. Work for it. I can't marry a man that can't take care of my needs

Go marry your father na!

Yes, it's possible.
Siliceous horns, cutaneous horns can result from multifactorial causes and sometimes, the cause may be unknown.

Yes, humans can grow horns from any part of the body.

Blessed3434:
Please anyone with a knowledge should help me identify this number and why they keep calling me.

018892879

Did you borrow from a loan app?

Looks like a number from Fairmoney

Hmmmm..... Anything is possible, girls are very cheap these days. That's how I talked to one beautiful lady for the first time and she's willing to follow me to my house. Girls like rough play Sha. I can't count the number of ladies that wants to travel interstate just to see me.

Op, what's the name of the Lady?

Dey play.
Hungry people dey Nairaland Sha

I have 1,000 to sell.
Will you buy?