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Most people think headache is a small issue and a simple thing. Yes there is simple headache but sometimes it can be sinister and lead to death. I will forever remember the class on headache I had with late Prof E.O Sanya. May your soul rest in peace Sir.

Ladies and sending of nudes are 5 and 6.
Nawa ooo. It is well

Bvlgari:
C'mon face your studies...

Do you even have a face? Talk more of a study.

Money that you don't have.

You dey do your wife's role.
You dey shout and nag.

You no be man, you be woman.

I know a lady who is a millionaire, yet she still begs for urgent 2k or 5k from me. No be juju be that??

Give a lady money at your peril except you're comfortable to give it. It's very hard to find a lady who will give you money except she genuinely loves you or she has calculated that she will benefit later in the future.

Most ladies don't want to spend their own money, very wicked beings.

No be you dey look for sugar daddy??

Na big baby you be.

From school uniform to faculty uniform.
I remember I used to be very bold then, having gallas on my head to consultant ward round.

You dey do rollover, now rollover don roll you for Mud.

Gambling will feast on your greed, the more you win, the more you'll stake to win more and before you know it, you'll loose everything and your eyes will clear!

There is no sure bet anywhere, if you must stake, don't stake all, stake what you can afford to loose if not, it will end in tears.

No punter is 100%, so you can be unlucky. Have that at the back of your mind.

Betting is an addiction that has destroyed many people's lives. Be wise

AbdulMagaji:
The numbers of single ladies in an average Nigerian home today gives so many mothers high BP.

U left all that for the married ones?

No, married women are trying to get intimate with me and I'm running far away.

We all talk about the antics of married men, married women own are subtle but deep

Sweetplum:
I ll never beg. Instead, I ll feed you

Oya come na.

I don't know why people see "crying" as a sign of weakness. It's not, even Jesus that is God cried.

Crying is a beautiful thing, especially when a child cries. We all have a child buried deep within us regardless of how old we are, so it isn't bad when we awaken that child within us.

Except you've never cried before, you're qualified to mock the VP aspirant!

When ladies cry, we see it as normal and when men cry, we see them as weak, crying is not a sign of weakness!

My father is a strong man, but when he almost lost his elder brother to the cold hands of death, he cried like a baby.

MRAKPORS:
I read my wife's chat with another guy, apparently an old school mate
In the chat, the guy said he misses my wife
And my wife said she misses him too

Please is this proper?

You go give yourself hypertension!
I have many married women on my WhatsApp that call me darling, sweetheart and my Love. I just use to wonder how their husbands will feel like if they come across such chats??

Many married women that are caged physically become wild online especially WhatsApp. I try and avoid married women as much as possible, many of them are starved of sex and emotional Love. It's so sad

Sweetplum:
I no kuku beg. Dunno why you want to die

You no Kuku beg but you dey use style beg. Mtcheww

That's what gilrs want.
A guy that will give them money without asking for anything in return. I usually ask a lot of girls in the past that if I give them money, what will they do? All of them said, they'll pray for me. Why don't you pray for yourself first?
Giving a girl money doesn't mean that she will love you, infact she will only exploit you. If I have the intention of giving you money and you pester me or ask me before me giving you, I'll never give you again.

Girls are hardly broke because they've a lot of simps giving them money, especially on their birthdays or even random days. Girls have money but they're very stingy to give, if a girl loves you, she will give you her resources especially her money!

And that's one way I vet my girls, can she send me money even before she knows I have enough?? Because one of the signs of true love is sacrifice!

Any lady that's only collecting, collecting and collecting from you without giving you anything of value (not pussy because that's very cheap) in return is just exploiting and using you. Few days ago, my girl asked me to subscribe for her, I told her I can't not because I can't but because I choose not to, later she told me that she's going to ask a guy on her WhatsApp to sub for her. I told her to go ahead and even give the guy my number to sub for me. I shocked her, whether she asks from sub from another guy or not is not my business!

If you're comfortable and fine, you can choose to spend on your woman but if you're struggling to survive, it's foolishness to spend on a Lady. Ladies are unstable, Dem no dey stay one place. Instead of giving a lady 10k, I'll rather go to a restaurant and eat correct food! Eat correct food and feel alright. Other guys can choose to be simps, I will not!

Pussy is one of the easiest things to get if you know your game very well.
So easy, I can meet a girl and get her hooked within two days without using my status, money or influence. It's game

Lolz.... You're a confused man Op.
You started with all men should cut their dick's but you had your first sex yesterday, it doesn't correlate.

Anyways, dealing with women is a complex thing because many of the time those creatures don't follow logic. My babe will list all the things I am doing wrong in the relationship and when I think it's time for breakfast, she will say she loves me so much. Does that make sense? I will just be laughing in my mind that this one doesn't know anything.

I don commot my hand from any thing online that's not verifiable. Schemes come out year after year and unfortunately, many people will fall victim for it.

If it's not someone I know physically or can access physically, sorry, no transaction. Better to keep money than to loose money, contain your greed.

Nurses run.... Dem dey run things.

People with mental disorder thinking they're normal.

Even in university, your lecturers don't beat or flog you but because you're a foolish man that thinks with his yansh instead of his brains, you've the guts to beat someone else's daughter, it doesn't make sense at all unless you're a psychopath and you're not normal.

You're a making a good choice but it will be difficult Sha.

Medical doctors hardly have time for themselves not to talk of having time for family, perhaps in the UK, it may be better.
But here are a few challenges you may have:
1. Most medical doctors have a fixed way of doing things, this may eventually show in their homes and if their spouse is not understanding, it may lead to issues.

2. If you marry a medical doctor, the way she thinks will definitely be different from the way you think. This will lead to a clash of personalities. Not to talk of female medical doctors that feel they're on top of the world and everyone is beneath them, however some are very humble and have good character.

3. You can be well assured that you and your children will be taken care of health wise but they may not have luxury of time to spend with you and your children and time is needed to build emotional attraction and love in a family. Think well.


4. Most medical personnel are boring to be with, they think of medicine almost all the time. Can you cope if your partner is one of such persons??

In summary, weigh the benefits and the risks and choose, in my own personal opinion it will be good if you marry her but there will definitely be some little frictions trying to understand each other's misunderstanding!

Chaos14:
You didn't get the humor in my comment?

I did ooo, just teasing you Baba mi.

baralatie:
And as long as he can urinate he will discharge ?
So is it not foolishness?

It's foolishness to cut of the genitals na.

Lolz.... Don't mind all the broke guys here giving you nonsense advice or shading you, some of them are simps and give their gf 100k and above because they don't have sense.

Don't mind that your yeye boyfriend jare, calling you a gold digger because of 20k? Dump his sorry ass and move on to the next victim my dear.

Chaos14:
Cut off any bodypart that leads you to sin

Have you cut your own?
I am sure you've lied before, did you cut your tongue?
I am sure you've stolen one way or the other, did you cut your hands?
Maybe you've also had sex before, did you cut off your genitals?

Chaos14:
What's on my mind is how he's going to use the toilet. nlfpmod

Not difficult, a catheter or an spc will be placed, that will take care of his urination.

She dey showcase her wares.
She wants to be bought, who go buy her? You?