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Religion / Re: Why Smartphones Are No Substitute For Bibles by doofanc: 10:27am On Jun 14, 2015 |
Setaje: Sister, a church is not the building but the collection of saints. Once two or three are gathered in His name, He is there. So what you cant use in the Church building shouldn't be used anywhere else. If you really want to go 'traditional' - whatever that means - then the scrolls, or engraved tablets would be more appropriate. 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Why Smartphones Are No Substitute For Bibles by doofanc: 10:22am On Jun 14, 2015 |
To those claiming its show off, how exactly? If I can drive 1m car, will be unusual to see me with a tablet costing just about 20k? |
Religion / Re: Why Smartphones Are No Substitute For Bibles by doofanc: 10:15am On Jun 14, 2015 |
hassymo5: Finally something sensible.It is truly a sad reality seeing the calibre of Christians we have who believe that putting a "Bible under my pillow" will protect from danger. The words mean nothing, whether from scrolls or paper-printed Bibles or IPADS is TOTALLY IRRELEVANT!! IT IS THE SPIRIT THAT COUNT!! |
Religion / Re: Why Smartphones Are No Substitute For Bibles by doofanc: 10:09am On Jun 14, 2015 |
kekakuz: what exactly is pointing the Bible suposed to achieve? Please don't be deceived by what you see in Nollywood. Its the Spirit that gives life, not the letters. A mind that is full of porrrn yet attempts to "point" the Bible at the enemy is only deceiving himself 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Nigerians Reacts To The Vp's Dilemma by doofanc: 8:59am On Jun 12, 2015 |
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Romance / Re: Angry Friend Takes To Facebook To Name & Shame A Guy Who Ditched Her by doofanc: 7:13am On Jun 12, 2015 |
fulanigirl: well this is naija, not the UK. Over here, you invite someone on a date, the implicit idea is that you foot the bill, unless the date, man or woman, is magnanimous enough to take care of his/her bill. you'll agree this is almost always the case when a guy takes a lady out. |
Politics / Re: Boko Haram: Hqs Of Regional Force Against Boko Haram To Cost $30mn by doofanc: 7:40am On Jun 11, 2015 |
[ RevDesmondJuju: modernize ko ancientnize ni. even if PMB were to ask for double that amount, I would have no fears at all. as for his predecessor, we all know half if the money will end up. . . |
Business / Re: Trouble As China Dumps Nigerian Crude Oil by doofanc: 9:54pm On Jun 09, 2015 |
persius555: Thankfully a sensible post. I really wonder why people are trembling over China's decision. I say it without any apology, Oil has been a curse to us!! At the peak of the oil boom, when it hovered around 15o/barrel, what difference did it make? is it not for politicians to arrogate to themselves stupendous perks? or engage in unbridled stealing? let all buyers abandon us or better still let the reserves dry up. perhaps then we will be forced to get our lazy asss up, look inwards and diversify 6 Likes |
Politics / Re: Inauguration Of The 8th National Assembly Live On Nta.. by doofanc: 11:04am On Jun 09, 2015 |
Ben Bruce go siddon ur own too much |
Politics / Re: Inauguration Of The 8th National Assembly Live On Nta.. by doofanc: 10:49am On Jun 09, 2015 |
honeric01: if this is true, then I'm impressed with APC. one can only imagine d crisis if APC had insisted on his candidate. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Inauguration Of The 8th National Assembly Live On Nta.. by doofanc: 10:46am On Jun 09, 2015 |
how come unopposed? what happened to akume 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Ortom Warns Against Drinking, Womanizing In Government House by doofanc: 5:34pm On Jun 01, 2015 |
rita25: my friend keep quiet and stop making excessive noise. if ur truly from Benue, then you'd have known the advice was mainly !meant for his predecessor who was a known womaniser and party Popper. making blanket generalizations about a tribe is very bad 1 Like |
Education / Re: TWO Lesbians Incharge Of Female Students In Madonna University Elele Campus by doofanc: 5:40am On May 03, 2015 |
Kentrasso: my exact sentiments. of course, we have such morally bankrupt randy iidiots in our public unis, but I've come to realise they choose their victims carefully. A hardworking, diligent girl is very unlikely to fall prey. further more the kind of harassment witnessed by OP, especially on such a scale, is also extremely unlikely in a public school mainly because of the structure. there is no 'auntie' as far as I know 5 Likes |
Food / Re: Delicious Or Detestable? See How Frogs Are Prepared In Benue (PHOTOS) by doofanc: 5:19pm On May 01, 2015 |
A lot of ignorance flowing on this thread. get it right: Both frogs AND toads have their poisonous and edible species. the distinctive marker is the poisonous ones will have very BRIGHTLY COLOURED skin to ward off potential hunters. however, I should add that most of the species consumeed are the toads (speaking from experience |
Phones / Re: Meet The Founders And Country Of Origin Of MTN, Airtel, Glo And Etisalat by doofanc: 6:43pm On Apr 25, 2015 |
I thot glo owned by IBB. |
Travel / Re: Passengers Across The Federation Stranded At Airport Due To NATC Strike by doofanc: 2:06pm On Apr 16, 2015 |
Arik just postponed my flight till 5pm!! this is ridiculous. I thought they've called off the strike? |
Travel / Re: Passengers Across The Federation Stranded At Airport Due To NATC Strike by doofanc: 12:30pm On Apr 16, 2015 |
Dana Abuja to Lagos are about to board. arik to Lagos hss been cancelled |
Travel / Re: Passengers Across The Federation Stranded At Airport Due To NATC Strike by doofanc: 12:00pm On Apr 16, 2015 |
sademola: lolzzz!! over here in Abuja dem don dey cancel flights. arik just announced cancellation of uyo and yola route |
Travel / Re: Passengers Across The Federation Stranded At Airport Due To NATC Strike by doofanc: 11:46am On Apr 16, 2015 |
vanagon99: ur also at Abuja? the flights do far announced have been international ones. no local flight has left today |
Travel / Re: Passengers Across The Federation Stranded At Airport Due To NATC Strike by doofanc: 11:34am On Apr 16, 2015 |
been here since 9am. my flight was due for 930am. tempers don't dey flare |
Travel / Re: Passengers Across The Federation Stranded At Airport Due To NATC Strike by doofanc: 11:29am On Apr 16, 2015 |
I am at NA airport Abuja departure lounge. the place be like market place |
Politics / Re: Governor Ajimobi Kisses Daughter Deeply In Celebration Of His Re-election(photo) by doofanc: 3:57pm On Apr 14, 2015 |
absolutely revolting. |
Politics / Re: Political Thugs Arrested With Charms And Weapons In Akwa Ibom (photos) by doofanc: 8:05pm On Apr 11, 2015 |
Lol! see as they tie their hands. |
Politics / Re: Chimamanda Adichie's Article On The Oba Of Lagos Saga by doofanc: 8:05am On Apr 11, 2015 |
Honestly this silliness is getting out of hand. It is obscenely funny hearing Adiche pontificate when she knows, deep down, that the average Nigerian is inherently tribalistic. Go to Onitsha and you'll see Igbos are no different from other tribes when it comes to tribalistic proclivities. Are the likes of Ngige and Rochas not violently detested in their domains, in spite of their stellar performances, for no other reason than belonging to what is perceived as a 'Yoruba' party? So What are talking about?? You find the statement of Oba shocking? Please spare me that concentrated BS. Statements like the one he made abound in all over our dear country. NORTH, WEST, SOUTH. FACT. Anyone thinking otherwise is simply being mischievous. We hate ourselves and love ourselves at the same time. Such lingering paradoxes have become part and parcel of our psyche, and there's not much to do about it. Am I trying to absolve the Obas action? Not by any means. He has nonetheless expressed regret, so we should all move on, because I honestly think some of you guys are taking this too far. The worst part is that it has nothing to do with the alleged threat to Ndigbo in Lagos (only an aaaa will believe such a threat exists); its all about political gains. Its really pathetic. 8 Likes |
Romance / Re: What's Up With Some Guys And Under Age Girls?! by doofanc: 9:18pm On Apr 05, 2015 |
EroticAngelina: theres a difference between loving some1 and falling in love (ie the sexual kind) No sane-note the word-man can 'fall in love' with a 2months old baby. it is a sick, twisted, demon-inspired, unspeakably revolting predisposition. thankfully the medical world has recognized that those having such feelings are actually sick and in need of treatment - or perhaps spiritual help. 2 Likes |
Education / Re: You Are A Genius If You Have The Solution To This Equation. by doofanc: 2:18pm On Apr 05, 2015 |
I think people have given the answer. addition of three odd numbers can NEVEr give an even number. since odd no=even no+1, so adding together an odd number of odd numbers will always give an odd number ( the +1 will always give 3 or multiple of 3, which is odd.) similarly, adding even numbers of odd nos will always give even nos. |
Autos / Re: Super Clean Used Lexus Rx300 Sport Edition@ 1.150k Only by doofanc: 1:50pm On Apr 05, 2015 |
wow! Lexus with fabric seats? very rare, but I love it! I hate leather seats! |
Crime / Re: Survivor From Kenya Massacre Emerges After Two Days In Wardrobe (photo) by doofanc: 9:19am On Apr 05, 2015 |
mubaarraq: Mr Mubaaraq, for what is worth, I commend you coming out like this. But I think your fellow Muslims, I say with all due respect. The problem I have is that those with the influence eg religious leaders, Imams, etc don't come also in strong terms to denounce these extremists? Likewise we don't see your brothers taking to the streets to reject the extremists. Suppose one idiiot somewhere decides to make a caricature of your prophet, what would have been the reaction? Who do you suppose has done greater damage to Islam, the cartoon of the Prophet or the senseless, utterly barbaric cold-blooded butchering of unarmed students? 1 Like |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Massacre Of 147 people In Kenya: Face Behind The Attack by doofanc: 9:07am On Apr 05, 2015 |
If indeed "they don't represent Islam", I'm just wondering why the Islamic leaders and those with the clout haven't come out in strong, unequivocal terms to denounce this senseless and barbaric killing? Why haven't Muslims taken to the streets to curse the useless killers? Why the curious silence? |
Religion / Re: 10 Mistakes People Make With The Holy Spirit by doofanc: 8:56am On Mar 08, 2015 |
JahzaraAde: 1Cor 14:2 For he that speaketh in an [unknown] tongue speaketh not unto men, but unto God: for no man understandeth [him]; howbeit in the spirit he speaketh mysteries. There's a difference between speaking in another tongue and speaking in an unknown tongue. The latter is for self edification (see verse 4 of the same chapter), not necessarily for the Church. Edit: What you call heretical may actually be direct communication with God. Lets be careful how we make conclusions especially those of spiritual importance. 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: After Years Of Sleeping With His Girl, He No Longer Sees Her As A Wife Material by doofanc: 8:27am On Mar 07, 2015 |
Beamborla: Now the real women are talking. May God bless you and your generations. May He bless you with virtuous, godly daughters who will always abstain till the right time. Amen. 4 Likes |
Romance / Re: After Years Of Sleeping With His Girl, He No Longer Sees Her As A Wife Material by doofanc: 1:23am On Mar 07, 2015 |
Its shocking reading the comments here, especially from the ladies. I wonder the venom the female posters here are all heaping on the man. Is it that many of such ladies are in similar positions, regularly servicing the sexual needs of their man despite the fact that the relationship is nothing more than boyfriend-girlfriend? If I understand their argument correctly, the fact that he has tasted her fruits makes him obliged to marry her. That they BOTH committed FORNICATION REPEATEDLY is evidently not too important. And they have the audacity to claim the moral high-ground Honestly some ladies are so egregiously morally bankrupt they should be shot on sight. Do I pity the lady? Definitely not. Both the man and lady should face the consequences of their actions. simple. The Biblical standard on the undefiled bed remains. Once your flout it, man or woman, consequences may follow. ladies, please, KEEP YOUR F**KING LEGS CLOSED UNTIL THE MAN PUTS A F((KING RING ON YOUR FINGER, DAMMIT!! 4 Likes |
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