Doofanc's Posts

Nairaland Forum › Doofanc's Profile › Doofanc's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 (of 29 pages)

Romance › Re: What Caused The Last Break Up Of Your Relationship? by doofanc: 8:23am On Nov 03, 2013

ITbomb: Seriously I don't know

same here! i just cant pinpoint d flaw dat led our breakup. she and i were so close dat at uni collegues were calling us husband and wife, but fast forward 2 post nysc everything started going wrong. . .

Science/Technology › Re: How Sand Looks Like Under A Microscope Glass of 250 X Magnification (picture) by doofanc: 9:10pm On Nov 02, 2013

wow! truly remarkable.

Christianity Etc › Re: Where Are The Christians Who Act Like Christ ? by doofanc: 5:10pm On Nov 01, 2013

It seems the origin of the word "Christian" is lost on most of us, hence the semantic rigmaroling.

Ref Acts 11:26.
The basis one being a Christian is because he/she is Christlike. Hence for OP say one is a Christian but not behaving Christlike is oxymoronic.

So its either one is a Christlike Christian or is not a Christian at all, his empty professions notwithstanding.

Christianity Etc › Re: Is It Right To Have A Church In A Hotel? by doofanc: 4:14pm On Nov 01, 2013

Adikam: Ephesians 2v20 to 22:
Built on the foundation of the apostles and prophet.wit CHRIST JESUS as the chief cornerstone.you can tell me god can be worship anywhere but to build a church for him in unclean places i disagree wit you on that.

Church has very little to do with d physical edifice and more about d collection of saints (Christians).

Moreover, Eph 2:20 in which u quoted, Paul was not refering 2 a physical building, but 2 people of Ephesus who had embraced d Gospel. You need 2 read it from verse 1 to understand better.

Politics › Re: Open Secret: Beware! Not Only Oduah, Many More Are In Their Crosshairs by doofanc: 4:04am On Nov 01, 2013

Onlytruth: You still do not understand presidential power in Nigeria.
Right now, the only reason Jonathan won't continue in 2015 is Igbo. If we sit down at home that day, he will lose.
The question then is: Does he want Igbo to sit down at home that day? I wouldn't think so.
You bigots made up your mind on him YEARS AGO, calling him retardeen, drunken fisherman, clueless, and all other denigrating names.
He would be a fool to think that you would repent overnight and support him, without his turning over Nigeria's coffers to your thieving mob, or outright replacing his VP with one of you.

Like I said, he is still the president. The choice is his!

i really dont know which is worse: thier nauseating penchant for condoning corruption as long as thier tribe is involved or their insufferable delusions of grandeur. smh

Politics › Re: Open Secret: Beware! Not Only Oduah, Many More Are In Their Crosshairs by doofanc: 4:02am On Nov 01, 2013

Onlytruth: You still do not understand presidential power in Nigeria.
Right now, the only reason Jonathan won't continue in 2015 is Igbo. If we sit down at home that day, he will lose.
The question then is: Does he want Igbo to sit down at home that day? I wouldn't think so.
You bigots made up your mind on him YEARS AGO, calling him retardeen, drunken fisherman, clueless, and all other denigrating names.
He would be a fool to think that you would repent overnight and support him, without his turning over Nigeria's coffers to your thieving mob, or outright replacing his VP with one of you.

Like I said, he is still the president. The choice is his!

Politics › Re: Oduah - N255m Cars Were Not Bought For Me by doofanc: 8:53pm On Oct 31, 2013

pls can u all do d needful and shut ur traps!

Christianity Etc › Re: Annoying Thing An Usher Has Done To You In Church? by doofanc: 7:06am On Oct 28, 2013

igogossip: An Usher seized my phone!

and y shudnt he, when ur busy pinging in Church

Christianity Etc › Re: Annoying Thing An Usher Has Done To You In Church? by doofanc: 6:55am On Oct 28, 2013

Fynestboi: u hate when usher direct u to front seat? While some in here re complaining about been asked to leave front seat? Nawa oo such is life.

the common prqctise is 4 d back rows to be filled, leaving d frnt row empty. but usually b4 Service starts, ushers will direct members to occupy the front seats.
in some churches eg RCCG, the front seat is reserved 4 d new members.

Christianity Etc › Re: Annoying Thing An Usher Has Done To You In Church? by doofanc: 6:44am On Oct 28, 2013

Elliotwiz1: lol i remember that annoying moment when i wanted to sleep in a night vigil and one funny looking usher kept tapping me and telling me to stay awake anytime i was close to dreamland.... Mtchew i felt like punching him in his face

y not stay at home and sleep instead of deceiving unaself say u go vigil.

Politics › Re: State Of Emergency : JTF Dumped 3,335 Corpses In Borno Hospital by doofanc: 8:47pm On Oct 27, 2013

Capt. JH Miller:
Innocent people dying while the real vilans kicking ur behinds.. NA is just buch of bullies..

And how the f. do u know that? or r u one of d villians?

Health › Re: How Effective Is Taking Medicine(tablets),wrapped With Balls Of Garri? by doofanc: 9:41am On Oct 27, 2013

Don't do that o. I think it will destroy d drug. Drug must b swallow only with water or non alcoholic juice

Car Talk › Re: Ever Had Your Keys Locked Inside Your Car, With No Spare Around? by doofanc: 9:17am On Oct 26, 2013

I have been in such situations b4 and its not funny at all. the remote system in my car is such dat it locks automatcally once key in d ignition.

i was travelling and stepped out to ease myself and left d door open but somehow, whether its breeze something, the door just shut while and locked. mmeen i weak no be small. everything was inside d car.

luckily i was able to get a pamel beater and can u blive it didnt take him more than 10 mimutes to disable the lock. i shock no be small.

18 Likes 2 Shares

Crime › Re: HIV-Positive Doctor Molests Patient In Benue by doofanc: 3:59am On Oct 25, 2013

mrgreen4real: TIV pple no dey see toto leave am?

D story ddt say anything about d tribe of d man. silly thing.

Crime › Re: HIV-Positive Doctor Molests Patient In Benue by doofanc: 8:44pm On Oct 24, 2013

not suprised at all. doctors are generally known 2b such randy jerks. this one just hapened to get caugt.

he must face d full music

Politics › Re: Is COSCHARIS Culpable? by doofanc: 10:04pm On Oct 20, 2013

COSHARIS doesn't really have any case 2 answer, IMO. That d price is alleged 2 be rather on d high side isnt really thier fault. it was d job of NCAA to get competutive bids for d supply of d vehicles and provide cogent justification for the eventual winner. Whether that was done is another case altogether.

the only area if culpability is if any allegatn of inducement or bribe by cosharis 2 get d contract were to arise.

Christianity Etc › Re: 5-6 Churches On A Building. Religious House Of Commotion It Is! by doofanc: 12:08pm On Oct 20, 2013

As long as they dont have external speaker blasting away which of course would be a distraction, i dnt know what the fuss is about.

you're all aware that getting space in abuja is no easy feat.

Crime › Re: Missing Female Lawyer’s Body Found Mutilated In Her Chambers by doofanc: 6:11pm On Oct 12, 2013

Tinyemeka: If he had a hand in her death, he wouldn't have remained in that vicinity three days after she had been murdered.

I don't thnk so. If the man had dissapeared it would have implicated him d more.

Jokes Etc › Re: World Funniest Joke You Have Ever Heard. Hahahahhahaha. by doofanc: 4:05pm On Oct 12, 2013

lmao! nice one Op.

Jokes Etc › Re: If U Dont Laugh At This Joke, U Deserve To Be Shot by doofanc: 4:03pm On Oct 12, 2013

you made a useless joke & u r insulting people parents. can anyone give me good reason why op shouldnt b shot?

Health › Re: How Often Do You Wash Your Towel? by doofanc: 8:41pm On Oct 07, 2013

what if we have only one towel?

Politics › Re: I Have Lost Sympathy For ASUU – Jos Archbishop by doofanc: 8:30pm On Oct 07, 2013

I think d bishop is wrong here. its better the fight is concluded once and for all.

i agree seroius - but not necesarily irreparable - damage is being done 2 d school calender, but i believe its 4 a worthy cause. & Im speaking as one who has experienced d frustrations of strike - ours was close to six months during obj temure.

Politics › Re: I Have Lost Sympathy For ASUU – Jos Archbishop by doofanc: 8:21pm On Oct 07, 2013

Pataki: Eediotic goat. I am not even a muslim. Oya, rewind and look for a better insult to throw at me! Anuofia!

Abeg, STFU & stop irritating us. Over ten different posters pointed out that ur behaving like an eedit wit ur totally unwarranted recourse to gutter language 2 express ur diagreement wit d position of d bishop. Yet rather dan take correcton u've continued yapping exptives like a crazed baboon. nonsence

Christianity Etc › Re: The Distorted Message Of Grace That We Preach by doofanc: 5:26am On Oct 02, 2013

shdemidemi: I stand by Romans 8 that starts by saying 'there is therefore now no condemnation for those in Christ Jesus' and ends with 'nothing can seperate us from the love of Christ'. I had no part to play to become an enemy of God, similarly, I have no part to play (no work) to become a friend of God according to scriptures.

Nairaland General › Re: What's The First Thing You Do When Power Is Restored? by doofanc: 3:31pm On Sep 29, 2013

Kockane: I'll pick up my vaseline and continue watching my p.o.r.n series from where I stopped...

what do u need vaseline for huh

Nairaland General › Re: What's The First Thing You Do When Power Is Restored? by doofanc: 3:28pm On Sep 29, 2013

Osasona Idowu: I stop kids from shouting UP NEPA because am sure they will cut it back if they should hear their shout

LMAOOOO!!!! :d

I clearly remember as a child my parents would tell us dat.

Phones › Re: Do You Read Terms And Conditions/user License Agreement?? by doofanc: 11:20pm On Sep 22, 2013

have u seen d sheer bulkiness of some of these agreements? ordinary avast is almost 5 pages long, replete with techno-legal jargon. who get time?

Family › Re: How Do You Deal With A Child's Tantrum In Public Places? by doofanc: 7:21am On Sep 15, 2013

terrible two ko horrible three ni. i simply would spank d living daylights out of d child.

our parents did it and that was how many of us turned out ro be the responsible adukts dat we are.

1 Like

Crime › Accident At Akpoha, Ebonyi by doofanc(op): 5:24pm On Aug 31, 2013

oh dear, a hoerific accident just ocured here. claimed 2 lives. involved peace transport and okada
abeg make una take am easy

Health › Re: Health Workers Call Off Strike by doofanc: 5:13pm On Aug 28, 2013

Health › Re: Health Workers Call Off Strike by doofanc: 4:58pm On Aug 28, 2013

Osahon7: nicez point you have dere!!! I guess dat is where MDCN nd NMA politics comes in!!

The other health professionals also have their own respective councils and associations that determine what is best for their members, NMCN, PCN, MLCN, etc. MDCN should concern itself only with what affects doctors.

When other associations agitate for increase in salary, better professional standards, etc for their members, MCDN or NMA should cease from interfering.

4 Likes

Health › Re: Health Workers Call Off Strike by doofanc: 4:31pm On Aug 28, 2013

I recall when nurses were fighting for their right to internship, that was how these doctors protested.

when the pharmacists started to implement the doctor Pharm D program, they (medical doctors) screamed to the high heavens.

when the optometrists were also fighting for a similar degree program for their profession, these medical doctors vowed to resist with every drop of their blood.

Ditto for the lab scientists and their quest for better professionalism in their field.

what is the difference between a consultant that spent 15 years in training and a matron that has spent equal years also in training? Why shouldn't they be on the same pay??

5 Likes

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 (of 29 pages)