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Celebrities / Re: Divorced Cases That Shook Nollywood (Photos) by doofanc: 8:30am On Jul 03, 2014
Orikinla: These marriages were scripted to fail.

Lol!! with the way some if these marriages end, it gives the impression the principal actors $ actresses (hubby& wify) are acting out a script.

the truth is many of those marriages were simply not be.
Sports / Re: Suarez Loses Sponsor Because Of Bite by doofanc: 1:22pm On Jun 27, 2014
John Rogo: the purnishment is too harsh on him they should wait after world cup

by then he would have had his fill from the flesh of fellow players abi?
Romance / Re: My Native And White Wedding Update ~~Photos~~ by doofanc: 10:21pm On Jan 05, 2014
wow! Happy married life. may ur union bring forth blessed children who will always be source of joy to ur family.

i particulrly like your choice of wedding gown, unlike the rubbish we see brides wearin these days. You're obviously very well endowed, but you've shown one can look beautiful wihout looking slutty wch are hallmarks of lady of substance - one who knows her true worth.

congrats once again.

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Car Talk / Re: How Do You Handle Insults While Driving by doofanc: 10:29am On Jan 05, 2014
why do drivers like giving the "five fingers" as a form of insult?
Politics / Re: I Watch My Utterances Now –jonathan by doofanc: 8:36pm On Dec 30, 2013
what exactly was he doing before?

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Politics / Re: Tony Elumelu - The Next CBN Governor by doofanc: 5:05pm On Dec 29, 2013
what of magus kpakol? i listen to hs program on ait, and he seems to have a pretty solid grasp of the econimic problems facing 9ja.
Politics / Re: Tony Elumelu - The Next CBN Governor by doofanc: 11:24pm On Dec 28, 2013
0lumide: Tony Elu what? Of all the great economic minds we have in Nigeria, a business man should be CBN governor?

I know for a fact the op had his freaking ethnic bias in mind. Tony Elumelu? For CBN governor?

I'll tell you this: The reason Nigeria has not yet collapsed totally is because we have been using pro active CBN governors since 1999.

One slide in the monetary policies and Nigeria will be done for.

Awon oloshi ak ba eda won yi. Tony Elumelu?> CBN governor? una dey mad? You cant think of a pat utomi? o wait, intelligent folks won't make it in this administration.

Oteh Ibadan lo ko eyele with adiye mehn, if not I no go hold the same citizenship with dullards and economically/politically unschooled brain dead zombies like una!

Tony Elumelu? CBN GOVERNOR? WHY NOT GIVE IT TO DANGOTE NOW... AWON OLOSHI AKO BA EDA WON YI.

laffing my butt off! grin
Business / Re: How To Shop Online From Nigeria With Gtbank (guaranty Trust Bank) Naira Master by doofanc: 10:38pm On Dec 23, 2013
victovrry: Can it serve as an alternative for credit card ??

I'm nt sure credit card system is available in naija.
Business / Re: How To Shop Online From Nigeria With Gtbank (guaranty Trust Bank) Naira Master by doofanc: 10:35pm On Dec 23, 2013
bimtee2001: can master card issued to savings acct holders be used?

yes it can
Foreign Affairs / Re: AK-47 Inventor Mikhail Kalashnikov Dies by doofanc: 10:21pm On Dec 23, 2013
d man should be a multi billionair. arm trade is d most lucrative trade.
Politics / Re: Kano To Construct Largest Flyover In West Africa by doofanc: 11:38am On Dec 15, 2013
worthy project but is it not rather misplaced? in the face of such grinding poverty in the state, shouldnt the money be channled towards empowering thier almajiris
Politics / Re: Is Fashola Angry With Aregbesola? (pix) by doofanc: 9:21am On Dec 14, 2013
isnt fashola a muslim? i think d 'o' man was just being hypocritical

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Computers / Re: How To Create A Wireless Hotspot On A Computer by doofanc: 4:49pm On Dec 08, 2013
Computers / Re: How To Create A Wireless Hotspot On A Computer by doofanc: 4:46pm On Dec 08, 2013
double post
Computers / Re: How To Create A Wireless Hotspot On A Computer by doofanc: 4:45pm On Dec 08, 2013
the chosen one:

Androids and virtually all other mobile phone operating systems can't see adhoc networks. Infact it's just Ipad I know that sees them

what of windows operated phones? eg nokia lumia. will it be able to connect to d adhoc? pls ur reply will be appreciated
Computers / Re: How To Create A Wireless Hotspot On A Computer by doofanc: 4:37pm On Dec 08, 2013
oche_ejemb: On Windows, you can set up an adhoc network, is slightly more complex but at least you dont have to download any third party software you dont fully know.

how do you do that?
Education / Re: All ASUU Strike News::1st July-16th December 2013 by doofanc: 7:01am On Nov 28, 2013
i thot there were "st;rong indications" strike would be called of tuesday.
Crime / Re: Banker Arrested Over Rep’s Death by doofanc: 3:48am On Nov 26, 2013
abeg they shd free the woman. she had absolutely nothing to gain frim his death
Crime / Re: Man Seek Divorce Over Wife's Beatings by doofanc: 11:02pm On Nov 24, 2013
Age difference or not, it doesn't give d wife d licence 2 resort to violence.

Its really pathetic and very unfortunate to see female posters here supporting d wife's barbaric action.

Violence in the home, from either party is inherently wrong, evil & barbaric, and should never be condoned under any circumstance.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Employment Offer From Oasis Petroleum Is A Scam by doofanc: 2:28pm On Nov 24, 2013
yungbeef: Dis Oasis fuel pple are mad. Mine came like 3weeks ago, I deleted it. Dey resent anoda one titled "final reconsideration notice" I still delete am. Abeg, na by force 2 work for 'OIL COMPANY'? Bastard scammers

lmao!!
Education / Re: All ASUU Strike News::1st July-16th December 2013 by doofanc: 1:56pm On Nov 24, 2013
Daniyemi: Just In:

# ASUU Strike will be officially called off on
TUESDAY after the unions meeting with the
President tomorrow by 6.30pm on the outcome
of their meeting held secretly. Meanwhile,
Universities authorities across Nigeria has been
secretly instrusted by the union to release their
resumption date before 30th of Nov. 2013.

we hope soooo. five bloody months at home, e no esay at all
Religion / Re: Help Suggest A Name For My Friend's Church by doofanc: 1:08pm On Nov 24, 2013
@OP and all those that find his poor attempt at humour funny, tread carefully.

the Church of Christ is not to be mocked.
Religion / Re: Sending people home from church for indecent dressing. by doofanc: 12:58pm On Nov 24, 2013
well I think it depends on the situation.

if its a first timer, then such a person shd be corrected in Love. if d dressing is so egregoius to the point of blatantly exposing sensitive parts of d body, then she shd be taken to part where she wont be a distractuon. some churches may even offer offer her clothes to use 4 d duration of d service eg wrapper to cover up a miniskirt.

for an old member, esp one who shd kno better, she/he shd be sent home as deterrent.
Education / Re: Common Grammatical Tautologies by doofanc: 5:35pm On Nov 23, 2013
@Uyi iredia, u are making absolutely no sense. better learn in silence.

OP, great work

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 10 Silly Mistakes Job Seekers Make by doofanc: 8:05pm On Nov 17, 2013
Lol @ forwarding a previous CV to a another job
Religion / Re: If You Were Asked To Preach In Your Church, What Will Be Your Message? by doofanc: 9:39am On Nov 17, 2013
like Op, i'll preach about LOVE. The unconditional love for God, by doing everthing He wants

Then love for myself, by avoiding in totality those things - sin - that harm it

Then love the breyhren, by continuos fellowship, and meeting thier needs whenever i can

Then love for the unsaved, by reaching them with The Gospel.

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Autos / Re: Brand Spanking New 2014 Black TOYOTA PRADO by doofanc: 4:10am On Nov 12, 2013
kai! Toyota!!
Health / Re: Majority Of Nigerians With HIV Are Women – NACA by doofanc: 6:39am On Nov 11, 2013
weazley: yea tru, its easier for women to get infected dan males cos of d design of d u knw wat

design of whatt?
Religion / Re: Are Female Pastors Antichrist ? by doofanc: 10:48pm On Nov 10, 2013
Iruolycious: Can u plz give us d scripture that says a woman can preach in a women's meeting?

well, it doesn't explicitly say so.

However, if you the read d entire chapter, you observe the admonition seem to be directed at married women, i.e, a woman preaching in gathering where her husband is present was deemed unacceptable.

futhermore, the explanations given all point towards that direction. notice he talked abt ''usurping the authority of THE MAN (her husband, most likely). I dont see how an unmarried woman can usurp the authority of anorher man.

again notice in vs13-14, he draws a parallel with Adam and Eve (man and wife) and lastly in verse 15 he talks abt childbearing, which is of course ppoints to married couple.

it is very possible women were becoming incresingly assertive and talking down their husbands right in the congregation, something which be taboo under the highly patriachial Jewish socity then. Paul had to sort that out, hence his letter.

my conclusion? i strongly belive if its a segrgated gathering, then shouldn't be a problem if a lady decides to lead. likewise in a gathering of mainly the unmarried eg campus/youth fellowship a lady can also take the lead.

caveat: personal take on d issue
Religion / Re: Are Female Pastors Antichrist ? by doofanc: 10:48pm On Nov 10, 2013
Iruolycious: Can u plz give us d scripture that says a woman can preach in a women's meeting?

well, it doesn't explicitly say so.

However, if you the read d entire chapter, you observe the admonition seem to be directed at married women, i.e, a woman preaching in gathering where her husband is present was deemed unacceptable.

futhermore, the explanations given all point towards that direction. notice he talked abt ''usurping the authority of THE MAN (her husband, most likely). I dont see how an unmarried woman can usurp the authority of anorher man.

again notice in vs13-14, he draws a parallel with Adam and Eve (man and wife) and lastly in verse 15 he talks abt childbearing, which is of course ppoints to married couple.

it is very possible women were becoming incresingly assertive and talking down their husbands right in the congregation, something which be taboo under the highly patriachial Jewish socity then. Paul had to sort that out, hence his letter.

my conclusion? i strongly belive if its a segrgated gathering, then shouldn't be a problem if a lady decides to lead. likewise in a gathering of mainly the unmarried eg campus/youth fellowship a lady can also take the lead.

caveat: personal take on d issue
Religion / Re: Don't Use IJN To Replace In Jesus Name by doofanc: 1:17pm On Nov 03, 2013
JustifiedChild: sorry o but please don't come here and confuse others. You can use both the blood and you can use the name for repelling attacks. Any one you use, God will still hear your prayer as long as you have faith..they do not have limited or specific purposes. Stop misleading people.

madam i think you r d one who should stop misleading ppl.

where in the NT did u see saints pleading the Blood in d face of danger? if u've been doing it, stop cuz u r misusing that precious, priceless gift.

The blood of Jesus has power all right, but, like dhtml ritly said, its for a spcific purpose, the forgiveness of sin. Eph 2:13, Rev 1:5, etc.

If a Christian is looking for protection, it is The NAME OF JESUS that you use.

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Romance / Re: What Caused The Last Break Up Of Your Relationship? by doofanc: 8:23am On Nov 03, 2013
ITbomb: Seriously I don't know

same here! i just cant pinpoint d flaw dat led our breakup. she and i were so close dat at uni collegues were calling us husband and wife, but fast forward 2 post nysc everything started going wrong. . .

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