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Education / Re: Professor Osasere Orumwense Is The New Vice Chancellor Of UNIBEN by doofanc: 8:42pm On Oct 15, 2014 |
hotice01: totally NOT true. much of improvements, at least structure-wise began during the tenure of Anao. I vividly recall how beautiful uniben used to be then. Nwanze's major achievement was the introduction of ICT and its use in admission, accommodation, result checking etc. uniben was one of the very first uni to use it. |
Education / Re: Professor Osasere Orumwense Is The New Vice Chancellor Of UNIBEN by doofanc: 3:48am On Oct 15, 2014 |
the outgoing vc was Bini if I'm not mistaken, and this one is Bni as well. Doesn't seem too fair in my opinion. what abt the other ethnic groups? Esan , akoko Edo etc 4 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: A Nairalander And His Lovely Mother by doofanc: 10:22pm On Oct 12, 2014 |
evmandy: ehem. . . OP shey you still dey o! aplications are coming in. . |
Celebrities / Re: A Nairalander And His Lovely Mother by doofanc: 10:20pm On Oct 12, 2014 |
@OP, wow! A real, natural beauty indeed. I can imagine how pretty she must have been in her early years, and how men must have been falling over themselves to take her to the alter. Lucky ur dad won! lol! HBD to her!! |
Health / Re: 13 Problems With Pork by doofanc: 8:43pm On Oct 11, 2014 |
BS! In my area where we chop pork anyhow, y we Neva die finish? abegiiiii!!! |
Religion / Re: Love And Submission by doofanc: 11:07pm On Oct 07, 2014 |
thank you. Good night |
Religion / Re: Seun What Are The Steps U Are Taking 2 Manage Christians And Muslims In 1 Place? by doofanc: 11:05pm On Oct 07, 2014 |
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Religion / Re: Seun What Are The Steps U Are Taking 2 Manage Christians And Muslims In 1 Place? by doofanc: 10:50pm On Oct 07, 2014 |
Now this is becoming irritating. What's this obsession some Christians have with things related to Islam? They have asked to given their exclusive section, which was granted. Why can't we mind our business and face our faith? Are there not far more compelling issues in Christendom to be considered? Imagine the impact on your life if the amount of time some of you Christians spend trolling in their section was spent reading your Bible. Please enough of this nonsense. Concern yourself with those things profitable. Work out your salvation with fear and trembling. Remain Rapturable. Jesus Christ is coming soon. Shallom. 3 Likes |
Religion / Re: Love And Submission by doofanc: 10:36pm On Oct 07, 2014 |
bukatyne: Nice idea behind the thread, but let us take head to state the scrpitures exactly as it is. Craukhuas already highlighted some inconsistencies, so no point discussing them again. However, consider this: Eph 5:21 and submitting to one another out of reverence for Christ. Eph 5:22 Wives, submit to your husbands as to the Lord, Eph 5:23 because the husband is the head of the wife as also Christ is the head of the church – he himself being the savior of the body. Eph 5:24 But as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything. Does the Church merely seek "consent and not permission" from Christ, or does the former do exactly as they are told. Something tells me Paul knew what he was talking about when he decided to use such a powerful comparison, The Church and Christ, to describe the union between man and wife. That of course does not make the wife slave or robot, just as the Church is not a slave. But the message there is crystal clear. Any attempt at embellishment or watering down to soothe "gender correctness" of any form is ungodly. The bottom line is the scriptures does not always go down well with the flesh; it takes the Holy Spirit to understand and heed, meekly, the treasures therein. May The HOLY GHOST grant us better understanding of His Word. Amen. Stay blessed! |
Religion / Re: When The "Pastor" Goes On Maternity Leave, What Will Happen To The Flock? by doofanc: 10:14pm On Oct 07, 2014 |
What happens when there are two or more pastors? What is the pastor is celibate? |
Properties / Re: 2000 Houses Submerged In Makurdi (photos) by doofanc: 9:26pm On Oct 07, 2014 |
adegwurulez: pls stop being silly. what has sanitary habits got to do with it? 9 Likes 1 Share |
Webmasters / Re: Recieving Google Adsense Payment In Nigeria by doofanc: 9:01am On Oct 07, 2014 |
hmmmm so you guys mean AdSense actually pays?? surprised! BTW I not taking of coins, i mean real money |
Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo Busted By Her In-law Over Divorce Saga Lies by doofanc: 12:07pm On Oct 06, 2014 |
Is being a divorcee now a kind of social status? As ridiculous as it seems, I'm tempted to believe so, what with the proliferation of divorces. . . |
Family / Re: Any Woman That Can't Cook Is Highly Irresponsible. by doofanc: 10:30pm On Oct 01, 2014 |
koyyes: Fine. I actually close earlier than my wife, but that doesn't stop her from preparing my food, either cooking in bulk during weekend and refrigerating, so all I have to do is defrost and warm, or coming during break The point you ladies should get is husbands are not heartless. I'm very good cook myself and I do the role countless times, even when she's perfectly okay. then of course when she's sick or pregnant, I do most of the cooking. I'm sure a lot of men, just like me, would have no problem cooking for their spouses. what, however, we will not tolerate is for ladies to start claiming its not their responsibility. |
Family / Re: Any Woman That Can't Cook Is Highly Irresponsible. by doofanc: 10:14pm On Oct 01, 2014 |
plendil: wosai!!!! its all noise I tell your empty, clanging cymbals. As I said previously, its more of a show off thing. Many of them actually finished cooking for hubby before coming online to type trash. Is it CONCEIVABLE that an African wife will open her mouth and say she can't cook? Abegiii 1 Like |
Family / Re: Any Woman That Can't Cook Is Highly Irresponsible. by doofanc: 9:32pm On Oct 01, 2014 |
Danhumprey: Yes! Even me! preach bro!! |
Family / Re: Any Woman That Can't Cook Is Highly Irresponsible. by doofanc: 9:16pm On Oct 01, 2014 |
Danhumprey: Cooking is a woman's responsibility! Like it or hate it. Agree or disagree. That's your problem! End of discussion! Nuff said. To the innocent young ladies who may be tempted to lap up the toxic stuff being bandied by the 'crew' on this thread, I advice you to take heed. IT is primarily your responsibility to cook for your husband and family. Its one of the hallmark of a stable successful marriage. That of course is not to say the husband cannot cook once in while. Heck, I can't count the number of times I've personally gone to the market buy the foodstuff, cook and serve my wife. Yes, serve her! I don't done see it as any big deal because she recognises I'm doing her a favour. But woe betide her the day I ask her prepare food and she tells me its ''not her responsibility" as many of these fish-brained feminists trolls have been yapping. She go no say its not by mistake I have a pe*** and she a vag***. 8 Likes 2 Shares |
Family / Re: Any Woman That Can't Cook Is Highly Irresponsible. by doofanc: 8:15pm On Oct 01, 2014 |
Truckpusher: Don't give up. Most of these Nairaland female tigers are just toothless bulldogs in real life. LOLZZZ!! of course, only an iidiot will take these NL closet feminists seriously. But who are we to begrudge them their few minutes of fantasy, however inane it may be? No doubt, it must be immensely gratifying for them and their horde of IQ-bereft followers to form "big girl" on the virtual world of cyberspace by typing crap all in the name of feminism. Plssss allow them to enjoy it while it lasts. . . The thing about fantasies is that they're just that: fantasy. The reality normally should hit them once they log out. Nonesence 8 Likes 4 Shares |
Family / Re: Any Woman That Can't Cook Is Highly Irresponsible. by doofanc: 7:47pm On Oct 01, 2014 |
"There's no big deal if the wife can't cook! Husband should be able to go to the market, buy the things then get his as$ into kitchen and prepare food!! Thats the way it goes in developed countries!!" See them running their wide mouth like typewriter. Feminism is truly disease, I swear!! 1 Like |
Phones / Re: Iphone 6 And 6 Plus Now Availible On Konga.com [buy Now!] by doofanc: 2:56am On Sep 23, 2014 |
tomsniel: 210k for a phone with 1.4ghz dualcore processor and 1g ram, I think i will pass. any you wonder why dem yanks just rush the phone like ppl wey dey possessed. over 10m sold in a week and counting. I'm tempted to think its more a status thing. . . 3 Likes |
Religion / Re: Why Many Christians Will Miss The Rapture! by doofanc: 1:54am On Sep 23, 2014 |
@OP, these are of course not the popular messages the itching ears of most of us - including yours truly, sadly - have become accustomed to. Its therefore not surprising the claque of derisory comments littered over the thread. Dear all, please take heed, harden not your hearts. seek counsel if you are unsure of the next step, especially regarding restitution. The end is near. My the Special Unlimited Grace of our Lord Jesus keep us to remain rapturable. Amen. |
Religion / Re: Is The Expression, "God Helps Those Who Help Themselves Biblical"? by doofanc: 1:45am On Sep 23, 2014 |
Udoabasi: Some of those examples are not in the bible and the fact that people continually use them does not make them valid. It is even dangerous as the bible warns against adding or subtracting anything from the bible. Like your first example. Some churches warm against adding the adjective, "sweet" to "fellowship" while sharing the grace as there is no bitter fellowship with the holy spirit. The bible records, "the fellowship of the holy spirit" not "the sweet fellowship of..." Thank you. So is it wrong to say "sweet fellowship"? |
Romance / Re: 7 Signs He Is Only After Sex by doofanc: 1:32am On Sep 23, 2014 |
real22: Men are now worse than what we ladies think. A man can do the opposite of those things u just mentioned yet his intention is just to sleep with the lady. A man can allow u check his fone yet all he wants from the lady is just sex a man can introduce u to his family & friends & he will also tell them in a way that you the lady will not understand that you are not the right lady oh that he is just managing you. The bolded says it all. Its only foolish ladies that fall such clear traps @OP, IMO its only morally loose, ill-brought up and hopelessly unintelligent girls that find themselves boxed into having sex against their wish. Unless their brains are the size of a Siberian tadpole, its wayyyy too easy to see the signs that he's only after accessing your inner thighs and not in any way interested in commitment. If indeed he does make the move, as long as he didn't force himself on you, why the **** cant you JUST SAY NO!!!! DAMN IT! Where you expectation after fornicating with him, he will then agree to marry you?? Again, no apologies: Any lady who finds herself in such a situation has only her pathetic self to blame. 1 Like |
Religion / Re: One Dies As Church Building Collapses In Edo by doofanc: 10:13pm On Sep 19, 2014 |
kevoh: Nope, No God is saying anything or getting angry somewhere. Nigerians are just being careless as usual and doing things the improper way. Thank you sir |
Science/Technology / Re: 20 Of The World's Most Destructive Weapons In History by doofanc: 12:01pm On Sep 13, 2014 |
50calibre: The Russians have a history of creating monstrous weapons. While the US focuses more on smaller precision weapons, Russia couldn't care about precision, they create monstrous weapons to strike fear & take every thing out. wow!!!! |
Fashion / Re: Girls Who Wear Ankle-chain by doofanc: 1:24am On Sep 08, 2014 |
when we call them fish brain, they start complaining. the overwhelming consensus here is that the ankle chain is inherently evil - used mainly by whores or lezbians. Rather than take correction, they're busy exposing their pretty but lamentably empty, IQ-bereft brains. "its just a harmless accessory" , see ya mouth like fish own those who may have worn in ignorance should make necessary amends asap. it is evil, avoid it. 6 Likes 2 Shares |
Religion / Re: Pastor Chris Removes Information About His Wife From Church Website, by doofanc: 6:29pm On Aug 31, 2014 |
soludo93: You are wrong. Stop all these deceptive posts about Pastor Chris. check their official website for confirmation before feeding the public with lies So where did OP get that site from?? |
Politics / Re: Tinubu Travels Abroad For Medical Treatment by doofanc: 8:10pm On Aug 25, 2014 |
HNosegbe: without the slightest doubt. |
Politics / Re: Jigawa Hotel Worker Returned Ipad, N17m To Owner by doofanc: 8:57am On Aug 24, 2014 |
All the more suspicious that the owner took money to garden to 'relax' I expect the security agencies to invite ask the man some questions |
Politics / Re: Jigawa Hotel Worker Returned Ipad, N17m To Owner by doofanc: 8:53am On Aug 24, 2014 |
kudos to the man. . . But wait ooo, what on earth would a man be doing with $100,000 (N17m) cash in a three star hotel?? I hope the money was not to do some things. . . . 1 Like |
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