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Education / Re: Six Most Expensive Secondary Schools In Nigeria (alarming School Fees) by doofanc: 8:44am On Aug 24, 2014
50calibre:

Hungry man!! You're not Dangote, (most people cannot and will not be Dangote) Dangote's Uncle was once the richest man in west Africa, who is the richest person in your family history?

Stop consoling yourself for your substandard education & face reality, work hard so you can afford your kids the luxury your parents couldn't afford you.

Quality education for 2m At secondary school level?? Are you okay at all? Its more of show off, IMO

There very high quality schools that will offer such quality education at about a third of that amount

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Health / Re: Fg Paid Doctors New Salary! by doofanc: 8:32am On Aug 24, 2014
kennylawal:

It is: I wish I was a doctor .

And it is I'm, not am

I wish I were. . .

@ topic, well that's good news. A labourer is worthy of his pay

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Health / Re: NMA suspends strike.....Live Update Of NMA Emergency Delegate Meeting At Abuja. by doofanc: 8:29am On Aug 24, 2014
sainty2k3:
Yes o, I pray that they dare talk of strike , it will be our chance to show them how useless they can be

Totally uncalled for. Pls respect yourself. angry

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TV/Movies / Re: Nigerian Movie "30 Days in Atlanta” Gets 10 Nominations In U.S. by doofanc: 4:38pm On Aug 20, 2014
momentum85: AY u're good! Pls i need link coz i want to download and watch ds great n comic movie to cure/manage my high B.P.

go and purchase your copy!!
Nairaland / General / Re: Beware Of These SCAM Mails From Banks by doofanc: 1:10pm On Aug 18, 2014
adanduka: I got the first bank email and I clicked on it. Some letters on my laptop keyboard seized up till date and I experience system errors while using it. Prior to this my system was in perfect condition.

Your computer has most likely been infected with a malware. I hope you are not using it for any financial transaction? Because you risk losing your money. I suggest you get a good antivirus and run a through scan.
Nairaland / General / Re: Beware Of These SCAM Mails From Banks by doofanc: 1:05pm On Aug 18, 2014
2cato: The funny thing is thatThe rightful authorities are doing nothing about it. The banks and CBN are turning blind eye towards such development and this keep me wandering whether most of their staff are involve. Boys are not smilling.

I disageee. Almost on a daily basis, I get from my mails from banks with which I have online accounts cautioning against clicking any link in my email asking for whatever reason. The banks will never ask you click on a link to update your account.

It is very surprising people still fall for such scams.
Politics / Re: APC Should Be Concerned About Osun Election Result by doofanc: 6:03am On Aug 12, 2014
Mynd44: You need to ask how Omisore got those +290,000 votes. Massive and umimaginable rigging?

@bolded, that's what they would have us believe, but sorry, I don't buy it for a sec. there might have been irregularities, but certainly not too that scale.

the fact remains if indeed nearly 300,000 Osun citizens felt a political liability like Omisore would do a better job at the State house than the incumbent, in spite if the latter's much vaunted popularity, then APC should indeed be very worried.

this is no landslide.

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Education / Re: The Worlds Top 15 Conspiracy Theories Of All Time. by doofanc: 5:21am On Aug 12, 2014
who killed Dele Giwa?
Politics / Re: Aregbesola Wins In Osun Elections With Wide Margin by doofanc: 8:58am On Aug 10, 2014
smartchoice:

Wrong assertion PDP fielded the wrong candidate....

Bingo! If anything, given the kind of popularity Ogbeni is alleged to possess, and the not too favourable reputation preceding Omisore, one would have expected the margin to be far wider than what we have. It should have been a decisive landslide in favour of APC. But we didn't see that.

Just for the records, I don't support either party; I just wish the APC should be more restrained in their celebration and engage in soul searching.

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Computer Market / Re: 12-cell Laptop Batteries that lasts For 5hours for Sale @ Reduced Price by doofanc: 11:10pm On Aug 09, 2014
do you have for hp probook 4440s?
Politics / Re: Fundraising For Terror Victims by doofanc: 11:41pm On Jul 31, 2014
ochilikoko: I'm seriously following this fundraising aas if its a season film.
Thunder fire poverty

LOL! grin grin grin I tell you poverty na bad thing. so tay TYD come dey call dollars as per say naira na nothing to am.

THUNDER FIRE POVERTY!!! angry
Politics / Re: Fundraising For Terror Victims by doofanc: 11:36pm On Jul 31, 2014
SaintEddie: Danjuma owns 2 oil wells and he earns between $14m to $25m per day, the old man is bastardly rich.


Anyway, that's not my problem, my concern is the mode of sharing and the kind of support they wanna give to victims. Already Chibok community is in crisis cos of the N100m fed govt gave them during the visit, I just hope this fund won't throw the country into another phase of crisis o.

The fundraising would have been for the purchase of war armaments to combat BH and not the other way round, the time is not yet ripe for assisting or compensating victims of terror, let's fight the war and win first.

My take shaaa o.

Are you sure about that?? I know he's rich, but common the bolded figure seems way off. We are talking dollars here.

As for the timing of compensating the victims, well I don't think its a bad idea as such, given the current horrific conditions of some of its victims.

Whether the funds will get to them is another case altogether. undecided
Politics / Re: Fundraising For Terror Victims by doofanc: 10:59pm On Jul 31, 2014
Kinkale:





On the other hand.. Dat guy wey give 2.5 billion get brain.. Zap boko haram.. Economic empowerment.. Na naw dem wan clean up dere bullsh.it?

Really? I must have missed that one. who gave that amount?

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Politics / Re: Fundraising For Terror Victims by doofanc: 10:56pm On Jul 31, 2014
BTW I wonder why he chose to announce in $$$
Politics / Re: Fundraising For Terror Victims by doofanc: 10:55pm On Jul 31, 2014
NA wa oooo. Danjuma personally just gave a donation of $10m shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

Where the f*** does he get the money from??

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Business / Re: How Do You Retrieve Your Money From A Serial Onigbese? by doofanc: 10:22am On Jul 29, 2014
dokunbam: Woot woot

I opened this thread for tips, now I have to read tru every comments here

Dont mind those silly NLders. I won't be surprised if most of those making jest of the whole thing are serial debtors themselves.

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Business / Re: How Do You Retrieve Your Money From A Serial Onigbese? by doofanc: 10:18am On Jul 29, 2014
Billyonaire: OP; I hope you find any of these uaeful:

1. sell out the bad debt to loan collectors at 13% discount and let them retrieve without your involvement.

2. Arrange with a senior police officer preferable a DPO to retrieve the debt with a promissory note to offer him his cut. Make sure the debtor is arrested on a Friday afternoon and let the DPO purportedly travel on Saturday without anyone to sign the 24hrs free bail bond. Trust me people will rather pay debts than sleep in jail.

3. Take the debtor to court and get exact date of repayments

4. Disgrace the person involving all these steps above and your money will be out.

Do not be scared of repercussions in life. Life is what we make It. All die na die.

Well, sorry sir, but 1, 2 and 3 will only work if there was a pre-lending agreement between them. This also applies to those telling OP to involve the law enforcement, police or court. If the debtor is really the cruel type, he/she can simply claim not to have met OP before, and its your word against his/hers.

The same applies to the issue of post dated cheques. The debtor must confirm all cheques before they will be honoured by any bank. The post dated cheque will only work if, as stated above, it was part of the lending agreement.

It can really annoying, I know. This is particularly true if you are sure the debtor has the resources to pay you back, but is just unwilling. In such a case it may be best to involve as many mutual friends as you know to compel the debtor to live up to his/her promise.

Then of course prayer, trust me, it works. smiley

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Politics / Re: FG Moves To Privatise Hospitals by doofanc: 1:06am On Jul 29, 2014
jerseyboy: Privatization will be great. Every group is taking advantage of weak and poor governance to exploint the state and the public. Government cannot run medical services correctly so let the efficiency of the free enterprise take hold. In 2 years people will stop flying to India. Free market economics is the only thing that will save this nation.

unbelievable! we are talking of health here for crying out loud!!

we might as well privatize the police "to improve efficiency"

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Politics / Re: FG Moves To Privatise Hospitals by doofanc: 1:01am On Jul 29, 2014
GenBuhari: When are they gong to privatise the government angry

that will be a good start.
Politics / Re: FG Moves To Privatise Hospitals by doofanc: 1:00am On Jul 29, 2014
Truckpusher: dumbo ,Govt has no business in business.

since when did health become 'business'? :-/
Crime / Re: Nigerian Teenager Kill Brother & Beat Mother To Coma In New York by doofanc: 7:33pm On Jul 22, 2014
topsyking: An 18-year-old Nigerian man who is based in Long Island, New York, was arrested over the weekend for killing his 15-year-old brother and beating his mother into a coma.

The man, Charles Okonkwo Jr., 18,a mentally unstable teenager.

He has been charged for assaulting his mother, Chinwe Okonkwo, however; he is yet to be charged for the death of Bradley Okonkwo, his brother,

Charles’ father had just returned from a hospital visit on Saturday, when he discovered Bradley, dead in his bedroom. He then found his wife on the garage floor, laying down unconscious, surrounded by a pool of her own blood.

Mrs Okonkwo, who is a respected medical doctor, suffered severe facial fractures and brain swelling. She is said to be in critical condition.
Mrs Okonkwo, a Brooklyn doctor, has received the Congressional Leadership Award and runs Hope Outreach Foundation, a nonprofit organization that promote public health in Brooklyn and across the world.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2700104/New-York-teen-arrested-killing-brother-15-brutally-beating-respected-doctor-mother-coma.html#ixzz38CiIxRhS
http://www.bellanaija.com/2014/07/22/18-year-old-nigerian-man-arrested-in-ny-for-killing-brother-beating-mother-into-a-coma/


why is she not in Naija, helping her own people??

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Hamas Tells Israeli Muslims Not To Worry,their Rockets Only Hit Jews. by doofanc: 11:15am On Jul 20, 2014
hurricaneChris: Any of my children who comes home one day with quo'ran, I will tie hands and feet, rub salt on his body and allow my rottweiler to feed on his. Because am sure it's better he's dead than being a time bomb against 6 billion in the world. But if her chooses to be a pagan, I will tell him advantages and disadvantages of being a pagan and leave him.


shocked shocked shocked shocked
Politics / Re: Fake News, Enugu Market Explosion: One Dead, Several Injured Is Pure Fake News by doofanc: 8:19am On Jul 20, 2014
it was reported by tribune newspapers
Politics / Re: Nollywood Actress Kate Henshaw Goes Into Politics: Contesting For House Of Reps by doofanc: 4:18am On Jul 19, 2014
no husband no child, so who go follow chop her money when she gets there?
Politics / Re: Delta PDP Chairman, Youths, Beat Up Former PDP National Chairman's Wife by doofanc: 3:07pm On Jul 12, 2014
MissMeiya: I hate PDP and APC the both of them. Touts, all. *spit*

simply put.

yet you see e-iddiots--supporter of APC vs cankerworms--on nairaland banging their over parties that doesn't give 2 facks about them. nansence!!

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Politics / Re: A Brief History Of Late Chief MKO Abiola by doofanc: 2:55pm On Jul 12, 2014
primateayoola: but the question remains who is the person or group of persons that masterminded and executed the betraying murder of the UNEQUALLED HERO.

which question again?? was it not answered long ago? undecided
Politics / Re: You’ve No Power To Sack Elected LG Officials, S’court Tells Govs by doofanc: 2:44pm On Jul 12, 2014
very commendable I must say. many of these guv'nors run their states like personal fiefdoms. their houses of assembly which are supposed to check mate the excesses of the state executive is totally useless in most cases.

one can imagine what will happen when they get more money if the revenue sharing formula, as is being proposed, increases their share.

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Politics / Re: Is Goodluck Jonathan The Problem Of Nigeria? by doofanc: 8:46am On Jul 11, 2014
why on earth would anyone want to be even remotely associated with such despicable, evil and demonic group that of all the titles in the world he chose their name as his moniker

WHY?? WHY

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Police Force: Useless by doofanc: 6:57am On Jul 07, 2014
na wa ooo. who knows how much d oyibo tipped him?? grin
Phones / Re: Tecno Phantom Z–Full Specification & Price(Tecno Best so far) by doofanc: 6:43am On Jul 07, 2014
why don't they make small phones like M3 and Ñ3 anymore for crying out loud the specs of these phantom series are cool but just 2 big.

I wish they could make a small powerful phone, one DAT can easily fit my pocket without bulging excessively.
Family / Re: Is This Wrong? Married Woman Hugging Men by doofanc: 10:33pm On Jul 06, 2014
just to be clear, we are talking about breasst to chest hug right?

if so, then for me, unless its a very VERY close relative, in laws, siblings etc, a married man/woman has no business hugging an opposite sex. simple. its only a perverted mind that would harbour such intentions.

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