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Health / Re: Health Workers Call Off Strike by doofanc: 4:09pm On Aug 28, 2013
Osahon7:
i'm vry sure med lab scientist and lab technicians are different bt if i can recall lab technicians where also among d health workers dat went no strike because dey needed consultancy title..why did u guys include d lab technicians,dental therapist,and dieticians??

Because its not the job of any other professional--Drs especially--to tell an independent profession what to do. If they want to be made consultants after the requisite training, it should be their unshakable prerogative.
Health / Re: Health Workers Call Off Strike by doofanc: 4:06pm On Aug 28, 2013
phantom: idiotic post....you failed out of medicine and ended up in med lab science and you now want to eat the same salary with doctors.you want to be consultants so that you and the consultant doctor go dey argue over patients.....olodo.....lol.go back to school and pass 2nd MB if to answer doctor dey sweet you.clown!

look at this pathetic thing.

So any nurse, pharmacist or lab scientist must have failed medicine before?

Geez, with such abysmally low level of reasoning, how exactly do you manage to function? undecided undecided undecided

like really!!
Religion / Re: What Is The Highest And Lowest Amount You Have Given As Offering by doofanc: 8:58am On Aug 18, 2013
ayooluwa2: What is the highest and lowest amount you have ever given during offering in church?

why don't u start
Religion / Re: Must You Respond To An Altar Call To Be Truly Born Again? by doofanc: 11:07am On Aug 11, 2013
dvdon: This has been an issue I ve never discussed but ve be going on in my mind. Being bornagain is a personal decision so I think I don't hve to respond to an alter calls to be born again. Instead I think u r just exposing urself to preying eyes.

I'm not sure what you mean by preying eyes here, but I said previously, the public declaration sends a powerful symbolic message that one is taking a stand for Christ.
Religion / Re: Must You Respond To An Altar Call To Be Truly Born Again? by doofanc: 11:02am On Aug 11, 2013
alpha conde: Pick out the odd word
baptism, repentance, born again and rigtheousness.
Answer Born again

I don't bliv in the phrase born again.

When u discover u r not living right amend ur ways and beg for forgiveness. Don't wait to be called to the altar or administered some prayers

read John 3:3-9
Religion / Re: Must You Respond To An Altar Call To Be Truly Born Again? by doofanc: 11:01am On Aug 11, 2013
For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation Rom 10:10


I think the above portion is clear enough. Answering the alter call is demonstration of faith and it also sends a powerful message to satan that one is no longer in his camp. But it NOT a must for salvation.

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Politics / Re: My Egyptian Wife Just Had A Baby And She Is In School. - Sen Ahmed Yerima. by doofanc: 3:33am On Aug 02, 2013
17yrs old girl giving birth? And d man is proud to say it? smh
Crime / Re: One Dies As Explosion Rocks Dangote Cement Plant by doofanc: 3:15am On Aug 02, 2013
And what did they hope 2 achieve by barricading d road and being nuisiance to other road users? Are there no other ways if chanelling their grievance?
Politics / Re: Massive Shopping Mall Under-Construction In Kano by doofanc: 5:48am On Jul 06, 2013
All those shouting Boko are obviously unaware Kano already has numerous malls and shopping complexes (Country mall, Jifatu stores, Sahad, etc, which have never been a target for the militsnts
Autos / Re: 2011 Tokumbo Toyota Avalon by doofanc: 9:57am On Jun 16, 2013
DAMN!! WHAT A BEAUTY kiss
Jokes Etc / Re: My First Time Of Using A Condom!! #very-funny! by doofanc: 9:08am On Jun 16, 2013
cchudychuks: what message re u passing 2 people?

*rolls eyes*

Dat you must put d condom on your finger b4 bleeping d pharmacist. Duh.
Family / Re: Wife Says No Sex When Her Mother Is Around by doofanc: 8:32am On Jun 16, 2013
they shd shut d door, simple. lnsisting on keeping it open smacks of exhibitionism/voyrurism
Politics / Re: Jonathan To Drop Orubebe, 3 Others In Cabinet Reshuffle by doofanc: 7:55am On Jun 15, 2013
What of that at-thief-ny general of d federation? That crook of international dimensions?

Can anyone explain what Adoke is still doing it that office?
Politics / Re: Pew Research: Nigeria Is The Most Homophobic Country In The World. by doofanc: 3:29am On Jun 15, 2013
This is one statistic that i'm very proud of. Up Nigeria! cheesy

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Politics / Re: Jonathan To Drop Orubebe, 3 Others In Cabinet Reshuffle by doofanc: 2:57am On Jun 15, 2013
engineerd: He can reshuffle my balls for all i care....

I'm not sure you'd want that. lipsrsealed
Education / Re: Riot In University of Uyo: Can Any One Confirm? by doofanc: 7:44pm On Jun 12, 2013
Les: it has noting to do with cultism, if you come to uniuyo and its environs, u'll see a massive smoke, alot of places have been burnt down, dat student above was truly killed by d police. It was a peaceful protest till DAT BARTADS OF A NIGERIAN POLICE RETARDS SHOT AN INNOCENT PROTESTING STUDENTS the riot escalated to other parts of uyo and everybody was running, you'll tink dat it's war.... Only God knew dat if I didn't have an elderly relative in uyo here and I have a gun of my own, I promise dat dead guy dat i'll revenge his death with not less than 5police men's life. I HATE 9JA, I HATE THERE POLICE, I HATE THERE EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM, I HATE WHY AM A NIGERIAN. And as I type this, i just heard 12gunshots, the students have no gun, it's from d police killing innocent students.... I swear, some ppl will burn more than others in hell!

guy take an easy o!
Celebrities / Re: Michael Jackson's Chaotic Bedroom In Unseen Photos: by doofanc: 3:11pm On Jun 12, 2013
What's with all these endless lawsuits? What exactly are they after? It

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Politics / Re: Ongoing Violence Between Nasarawa And Benue States by doofanc: 8:43am On Jun 05, 2013
babyosisi: I believe Benue,Nassarawa and plateau people are being punished for the violence they visited on Igboland
They populated the foot soldiers that killed innocent men and women in their homes
Mothers beat their breasts and cried out looking up to heaven
That may be why violent death has not ceased from their land since then
The Christians there ought to redeem the land by praying and fasting to crush the angel of death that is making them wail as the Biafran mothers wailed and help seems not to be in sight
There is a spiritual explanation for what is going on in that region


Ihe a agbaghi aka

its just a small part of BENUE that is affected, not the entire region.

But I think with such mindsets, it's u and ur lot, more than any other tribe, that needs prayers, URGENTLY!

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Celebrities / Re: Adekunle Gold Photoshops Himself In to Tonto Dikeh,Tiwa & Toolz's Pictures by doofanc: 8:06am On Jun 05, 2013
Celestyn8213: Fine work mr Adekunle but i hope say dem no go sue u?

I was wondering d same thing myself.

But considering d fact that he left no one in doubt dat it was it was photoshop, i don't think there was a deliberate intention to deceive, and as such he really hasn't infringed any law
Celebrities / Re: Adekunle Gold Photoshops Himself In to Tonto Dikeh,Tiwa & Toolz's Pictures by doofanc: 8:04am On Jun 05, 2013
Celestyn8213: Fine work mr Adekunle but i hope say dem no go sue u?

I was wondering d same thing myself.

But considering d fact that he left no one in doubt dat it was it was photoshop, i don't think there was a deliberate intention to deceive, and as such he really hasn't infringed any law
Family / Re: Not Eating Your Wife Food!! A Punishment Or What?? by doofanc: 12:33am On Jun 02, 2013
Opera Mini: A friend of mine once went to the extreme, rejected his wife's food, then went to the kitchen and made Indomie for himself. Women dey bear things o.

I really don't c d big deal here. My dad used 2 do it quite often (he was a good cook himself) even when he &mum were on good terms. I beleive its better than he getting it from one mistress out there. . .
Family / Re: Not Eating Your Wife Food!! A Punishment Or What?? by doofanc: 7:37am On May 31, 2013
yellowpawpaw:
Oh my!can't stop laughin!
Hubby did it one night.I did moimoi and told him to help me do d checkin cos I was busy in d childrens room.he normally know if its done or not.just don't know what hapned,he asked me if he should switch off and I said yes. Ok now bring food later lo and behold not yet done.asked him why he didn't check,he said I told him to switch off.c grammer! Put d fire on again and he said he will not eat again.why,not hungry.
Tried holdin myself for some minutes and I exploded.u can deny me sex but don't u ever say no to my food! infact,I've never bn dat mad.was shakin.d poor guy has to bolt to our room.
I promised him that if he tries it again, I will empty d whole pot on his body and I mean it! d next mornin he apologised and requested for it.I'm good at saying I'm sorry so I apologised but he got d message loud and clear.somebody that hv not eatin since morning.Jeeez!MEN! Behavin like small kids!

Hoity Toity!! shocked :-O

take it easy lady. U should he grateful u have a patient hubby like that.

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Investment / Re: What is The Highest/biggest Unforseen Loss Or Expense You Have Incurred? by doofanc: 4:37am On May 31, 2013
YOLLANDA: I lost over 15 million in NSE in 2011. Very depressing and heartbreaking.

Damn!!
Jokes Etc / Re: If You Dont Laff At This One, Call Me Baskard I Swear!!!!!!! by doofanc: 10:46pm On May 26, 2013
U try. . . but u're still a baskard, baskard. grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: KPMG Second Stage Interviews, What Is It Like? by doofanc: 8:11am On May 26, 2013
What is d pay like?
Food / Re: Shop Sells Human bosom Milk Ice-cream by doofanc: 7:01am On May 20, 2013
How revolting. Absolutely disgusting!

*throws up*
Romance / Re: Kiss Or Suck The Bride? by doofanc: 8:02pm On May 16, 2013
^^The couple does
Celebrities / Re: Waje With No Makeup (Picture) by doofanc: 7:18am On May 14, 2013
MEEEN!! This babe worwor sha. The wonders of makeup
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Shell Recruitment Day Application For Fresh Graduates by doofanc: 9:34am On May 11, 2013
DonalĂ° Genes: on the contrary,if u click on facebook,you don dyeee,if u are the type that post rubbish on fbk,always posting on qirls wall.no click on facebook oh

thats why its important to give honest & consistent answers throughout.
Autos / Re: Tokunbo Avensis 2004 Model Lagos Clear From America For Sale by doofanc: 9:37pm On May 08, 2013
^^manual for that matter. this is very likely Europe

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