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Romance / Re: Kiss Or Suck The Bride? by doofanc: 9:17pm On May 08, 2013 |
na wa O! I hope the babe's tongue will still be intact when they're through |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Jarus With Quinton Fortune, Ex-Man U Star by doofanc: 7:14am On Apr 26, 2013 |
django1: God!! Nigerians are impossible!! u can say that again! |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Jarus With Quinton Fortune, Ex-Man U Star by doofanc: 7:12am On Apr 26, 2013 |
Its been a long time i laughed so hard. D comments are killing! |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Exactly Is The Salary Of A Graduate In NIMC? by doofanc: 10:08pm On Apr 19, 2013 |
Hmmm. . So from some obviously authoritative posts (Ibukadantat et al) so far, we can put d figure around 50 - 60k. So all those claiming 120k & above, where r they getting their info from? |
Celebrities / Re: Antonio Oladeinde-Fernandez: Nigeria's Reclusive Billionaire by doofanc: 9:50am On Mar 30, 2013 |
Where's da post? |
Travel / Re: 7 Annoying Things Nigerians Do On Airplanes by doofanc: 8:25am On Mar 30, 2013 |
What i cannot understand is why people rush into the planes, |
Politics / Re: David Mark REJECTED A Bill For Unemployed Graduates To Be Paid N20,000 Monthly by doofanc: 8:47pm On Mar 24, 2013 |
I believe this has been debated here b4. It just would't work. Deepest apologies to d unemployed graduates out there. |
Religion / Re: Contending The False And Heretic Teachings By Obadiah777 by doofanc: 3:11pm On Mar 24, 2013 |
obadiah777: LISTEN HERE THE PRIZE IS BIGGER THAN YOUR EGO. KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE PRIZE BRAH GOSHEN. DONT LET YOUR EGO ROB YOU OFF THE PRIZE. Really? Would u accept another definition of virgin, in Biblical terms, is one even though married, has not had se.x? Because if we accept ur definition, it would clearly contradict the passage Christembassy posted. Luke 1.34 |
Literature / Re: What's Your Favourite Chinua Achebe's Quote by doofanc: 7:17pm On Mar 22, 2013 |
Wow! Such beautiful quotes! D man was really an icon. |
Family / Re: Abuja Club That Fines Members For Adultery by doofanc: 8:27am On Mar 19, 2013 |
lastpage: no need 4 these distractions, we all know its almost 90% a male issue. |
Family / Re: Abuja Club That Fines Members For Adultery by doofanc: 8:20am On Mar 19, 2013 |
plendil: You guys are all missing the point here. thankfully some sense! It shouldn't really matter whether or not dey r caught or whether d case of adultery can be proved, its all abt d message being put across. particularly shocking and very disappointing r the comments from women here, many of whom i assume are married, who i expected would applaud this move, but are instead deriding it. One could almost sense a tinge of sombre resignation here - that no matter what, their men would always cheat. It shouldnt be so. I strongly believe that by this move alone, the club will actually have high number of members who will stay faithful to their wives.. Whether we accept or not, Abuja is one hopelessly sinful city. It is reeking with immorality. Go to d major hotels fridays and Saturdays, you'll see what i'm talking about. Someone commented abt d some married men budjeting d amount they'll spend on ashawo 4d month! Like i said in d previous comment, we actually need more of these clubs. They should be encouraged. |
Politics / Re: Alamieyeseigha's Pardon: Bill Gates Cancels Trip To Nigeria by doofanc: 10:53am On Mar 18, 2013 |
Billyonaire: So in Essence, the Gate's Foundation aid Project was conditional and not charitable. It was not Charity geared towards the cause of the poor, but another strategy by US government to seduce Nigeria Government to doing their bidding. To hell with such Greek's Horse. I implore the Federal Government to release $700m in a single batch to the Health Sector to continue with the Polio programme. Charity and aid are supposed to be granted freely without political ties. Nigeria is not the 53rd State of USA. We are sovereign, we can afford $700m, to hell with Noe-Colonialist, World Policing, Mrs America. how much do you think is devoted to d health sector each year? Where does d money end? i laugh in billionaire. 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Mark To Lead Delegation To Pope Francis Inauguration. by doofanc: 10:05am On Mar 18, 2013 |
mike404: Stewpid phools... How about kwankwaso sponsoring about 5000 muslims to mecca I guess its not a waste of money... Its quite obvious that we now have the highest number of Educated illiterates here on nairaland stop being a blithering iidiot. That Kano did it does not make it right. Is it a crime if Nigeria sends a warm congratulatory message via the foreign ministry, as nations having financial challenges are expected to, rather than engage in another spending jamboree? 1 Like |
Family / Re: Abuja Club That Fines Members For Adultery by doofanc: 6:05pm On Mar 17, 2013 |
^Abuja is actually a small city, so it would be easy for to d club to have agents in major hotels, where the acts usually take place, to monitor their members since most cases of adultery rarely take place at home. Those who refuse to pay will be asked to leave the club. |
Family / Re: Abuja Club That Fines Members For Adultery by doofanc: 5:13pm On Mar 17, 2013 |
^Abuja is actually a small city, so it would be easy for to d club to have agents in major hotels, where the acts usually take place, to monitor their members since most cases of adultery rarely take place at home. Those who refuse to pay will be asked to leave the club. |
Family / Re: Abuja Club That Fines Members For Adultery by doofanc: 10:54am On Mar 17, 2013 |
As I speak to you, two to three persons have paid N100,000 fine each while others have decided not to throw away such amount of money by involving themselves in any proven case of adultery that threatens their marriages. We certainly need more of these clubs. 3 Likes |
Family / Abuja Club That Fines Members For Adultery by doofanc: 10:51am On Mar 17, 2013 |
Abuja Club Where Members Pay N100,000 Fine For Adultery •3 already caught http://sunnewsonline.com/new/specials/abuja-club-where-members-pay-n100000-fine-for-adultery/ 2 Likes |
Religion / Re: Lust Inspired Requests By Pastor Adeboye by doofanc: 10:04am On Mar 17, 2013 |
Okija_juju: It doesn't necessarily contradict what Adeboye said. If you check all the passages you listed, there are conditions (which I put in red) for each desire. If those conditions are not fulfilled, its like asking amiss which I believe was being referred to in James 4:3 |
Religion / Re: Lust Inspired Requests By Pastor Adeboye by doofanc: 9:53am On Mar 17, 2013 |
supercolez: Nobody can tell me the prayer God answers, he does things in his way which no 1 understands. Lust or not, God gives wen he wants and He doesn't wen he doesn't want. Not sure I agree with this. As long your prayer is in line with His and The Word, you WILL get an answer. the Bible clearly says so. (Matt 21:22) |
Religion / Re: Lust Inspired Requests By Pastor Adeboye by doofanc: 7:11am On Mar 17, 2013 |
Timely and refreshing |
Politics / Re: Illegal Connection: Man Electrocuted To Death In Ikorodu by doofanc: 6:09pm On Mar 10, 2013 |
^^Nigerians. . . |
Family / Re: ♥ 10 Wonderful Reasons To Be Grateful To Your Mother ♥ by doofanc: 4:18pm On Mar 10, 2013 |
SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET MOTHER I NO GO 4GET YOU. . . |
Religion / Re: Alcohol And Immorality By Pastor Adeboye by doofanc: 4:14pm On Mar 10, 2013 |
PHIPEX: The good thing is the Spirit will always lead you in line with His Word (1John4:2), NEVER AGAINST. Praise be to God Forever!! |
Religion / Re: Alcohol And Immorality By Pastor Adeboye by doofanc: 4:05pm On Mar 10, 2013 |
I think its important we put things in proper context. Are we encouraging others to go into mindless consumption of wine? Definitely not! We all have different levels of faith and self control. If one has had problems with it, then by all means stay away from anything that has to do with alcohol. And if consuming it will lead others to sin, they for their sake, and not yours, stay away from it. 1Cor8:13 For this reason, if food causes my brother or sister to sin, I will never eat meat again, so that I may not cause one of them to sin. That's why I against going to joints or having a bar at home. But if you're trying to convince me that the occasional cup of 'palmy' that I take, in the privacy of my room, certainly not enough to get me inebriated, is against God's Word, then I'm sorry to say it your personal opinion - which you're entitled to - and not scripturally backed. 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Alcohol And Immorality By Pastor Adeboye by doofanc: 3:37pm On Mar 10, 2013 |
m.k.o2005: You see, this is what I was talking about. If indeed it is used interchangeably, how then do you know when it is the unfermented(if there's anything like that), or the fermented one, supposedly the strong drink, according to you? Consider: Gen 9:21 And Noah began [to be] an husbandman, and he planted a vineyard: 21 And he drank of the wine, and was drunken; and he was uncovered within his tent. Gen 19:33 And they made their father drink wine that night: and the firstborn went in, and lay with her father; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose According to you, the Bible would have made it clear that it was 'strong drink' and wine in each of cases above 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Alcohol And Immorality By Pastor Adeboye by doofanc: 11:56am On Mar 10, 2013 |
ZACHIE: As born again spirit filled Christian you don,t need a bar at home. it is so wrong. Baba is so spot on this. A Christian having a bar loaded with assorted drinks is clearly sending a bad message and is not acceptable. I'm not also sure a Christian shacking up at a local bar, no matter how decent, is a good idea. What is another brethren who is still young in faith sees him there? What message is being passed across? |
Religion / Re: Alcohol And Immorality By Pastor Adeboye by doofanc: 11:44am On Mar 10, 2013 |
kaytytty: na wa o when will christians ever agree with one another,some will say it is bad some will say it is not and they all bring their reference from BIBLE.so that means the BIBLE is the number one cause of confusion among the christians Very, very wrong. THE BIBLE is not the cause of confusion, man's interpretation, sometimes beclouded by personal sentiments, usually is. |
Religion / Re: Alcohol And Immorality By Pastor Adeboye by doofanc: 11:34am On Mar 10, 2013 |
This alcohol issue has been debated severally here, and like that of tithing, remains as divisive as ever. I won't be suprised if this thread, within d next few days, stretches to over 10 pages. D pendants will insist that d consumption of just a single drop of alcohol is sinful. A christian who finds himself craving alcohol should check himself, they would add. Others, like Frosbel above would say its about moderation. And the debate continues. . . I'm well aware that RCCG is uncompromisingly against alcohol drinking in whatever quantity or form, but you may notice Adeboye didn't condem it's consumption outright; his emphasis is that it always leads to something more severe, usually like sex.ual sins. 3 Likes |
Romance / Re: Questions To Ask Before You Get Married. by doofanc: 1:47pm On Mar 09, 2013 |
van bonattel: Load of rubbish, marriage have no defined formular. Two total strangers can meet from a one night stand and later marry one week later and stay happily married till death. No long thingz...... Of course its very possible - in the highly fantasized world of Mills and Boon romance, that is. Get a grip on reality |
Politics / Re: Illegal Connection: Man Electrocuted To Death In Ikorodu by doofanc: 1:36pm On Mar 09, 2013 |
To be electrocuted means to die by electric shock, so which one be 'electrocuted to death'? Its a sad loss 5 Likes |
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