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The Lumineers - Ho Hey. This song reminds me of life, it is truly beautiful. If you don't know it play it on youtube.

They are both fine as first born, what really matters the most is that your child is healthy, next is to train your child to be an upstanding member of society when he/she becomes an adult. I am sure that you can think of many young women that you would be proud to have you first child to be like when she grows up, and many young men who have become a curse to their family.

nikkypearl: I know say una go ask for pictures. Sorry to disappoint u o
Believe it or not it happened..I would not just fabricate anything please .

Why should we believe this your story without any material proof or corroboration from credible witnesses?

You failed to include the most important part of service, collection time, upon which the entire service rest.

Good things don't happen because we wish them to, but because make plans we make plans and work to actualize those plans for good to happen.

oluafolabi: I think you totally get where I am driving at...

Everybody gets where you are driving at, just that most of them would rather choose to ignore it because of the implication it will have on their belief i miracles and the pastors proclaiming to perform them.

zyzxx: dis my prayer for u"That the God of our Lord Jesus Christ, the Father of glory, may give unto you the spirit of wisdom and revelation in the knowledge of him:""The eyes of your understanding being enlightened; that ye may know what is the hope of his calling, and what the riches of the glory of his inheritance in the saints," (Ephesians 1:17-18

You appear to need the prayer more than I do.

Opeyemi1525: a man will make account of evry idle words that a he speaks,be careful all of u dt speaks against the man of God. dnt judge,dnt rain curse on urselves.u're still young,u dnt knw wat will happen tomrw.amend ur ways,u will reap wat u sew

It is because of people like you that these con men in cloth are able to continue deceiving millions of people and defrauding them of their money.
The day of reckoning will soon be upon them.

Your tithe is working. Shout Hallelujah

Omooba77: Ok sir; go and read about the industralisation of Europe and America and see the part Church played......
Sir, none one will ever force you to pay offering or give tithes............

On the contrary, Europe stagnated for centuries under the burden of religion, it was only of the church lost its hold on power and Europeans became more secular that progress came to their land.

complete1: ###some people will just say or write insultive things abt men of God,,,and later u begin to wonder y things are not going well wit u,u begin to wonder y tins are not working out for u and u'll strt blaming someone in d village,why will u b sucessful wen u cant obey just dis simple instruction*leave self acclaimed men of God to b judged by God himself*..shud we continue in sin and grace shud abound,the bible says GOD FORBID!God is merciful but he is also d consuming fire!wen it comes to tins of God abeg drop all ur degree both masters,PhD,ZhK,watever,,wen dis Adeboye sold his car as a leturer for d work of God anoda lecturer came out and said dat is d begining of madness,now he's ripping his hard labour people are talking.truth is ur talk wont change God from blessing his people.#but one tin i dont like is wen church members insult odas because der pastors are being insulted,its not right,live dem to God.

I know lots of people who lick the smelly behind of their MOG and things have gone from bad to worse for them, so what is your point?
I have been raining insults on your thieving MOGs for many years now, and apparently God has been blessing me for my effort.

Is it not funny that the one miracle that is difficult to fake is the same miracle that no one has witnessed?

thisisayus: why do u think your likes are still alive? Your power? Y is the country not @ war?

You tell me why i am still alive and some of your members died last year. Nigeria is already at war since there are places the government is fighting to take control of.

manny4life: The service was GREAT, as I begin my 100 days of fasting, GOD grant us his grace..... This is a year of OVERFLOW.

Trust me, your Daddy G.O Adeboye that asked you to fast will not forgo a single morsel of his cherished Amala with Okra and stew.
I hope when you see your Daddy G.O and his family looking all the more refreshed with shiny oily faces in contrast with your spent out haggard emaciated look at the end of your fasting period that you would not be so foolish as to think they were fed by the Holy Spirit.

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him with peace
4. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
5. Don't bother him with his
movements
So whats so hard about that
?
HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY
It's really not too difficult but.... To make a
woman happy, a man only needs
to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments
regularly
45. Go shopping with her
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU
MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention
51. give her lots of time,
especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never
worrying about where she goes.
BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY
IMPORTANT
53. never forget
*birthdays
*anniversaries
*valentine
*arrangements she makes.
true or false?

Divepen: That is what demons will be saying to people's mind..
They will use the word 'I'
as if they are one.

Come to Jesus now.
Read the bible from John upward

Is there a moral justification of Hell that can portray God as a loving Father rather than a sadistic psychopath?

Pain: This is clearly a case of mental imbalance. They should bundle him to the nearest assylum. We have celebrated mad men long enough in africa.
Most of the so called seers of old were nothing more than influential madmen high on cannabis. The wonders of aerospace engineering & modern telecoms are more awe inspiring than any of these "witchcraft" tales told under the moonlight of africa by hallucinating elders.

You have said it all. Anybody with a contrary opinion to the above is just an iddiot.

irpheezy: ^^Did u really have to?

Nairaland has turned into a home where pple hurl insults at each oda unneccessarily, its. Totally disheartening.

Smh @d leaders of tomorrow...it is well

I was just trying to be helful by giving a friendly advice.
If you think I am wrong, I would like you to mention an instance that prayer was helful to the country.
In what way was my comment insultive?

How has the prayers that have been offered by millions of Nigerians since the formation of the country to date changed the country for the better? Don't delude yourself that you can make Nigeria better by typing a few words prayer from your bedroom.
There is the MFM prayer city where people pray continuously every day, withiout a moment of rest, yet the only change is that the country's pile of shit is getting bigger still.
So my advice for you is to think of something useful to do with whatever free time you may have instead of wasting it shouting like a mental assylum escapee.

The pope never said any of that, it was a satarical spoof that somehow got taken seriously, I wished it were true

So what happened to the demonised phone, did you immerse it in holy water, or did you do something more fun with it like smashing it to smtherines with a sledge hammer?

Forgiveness of sin is not for perfect beings like the angels that satan once was. A perfect person has no excuse to sin, their judgement is immediate once they do. It is only humans on account of our imperfection which makes us susceptible to sin that God has made provision by means of his son Jesus christ for those showing genuine repantance to be forgiven.

Manhunter™:
Only the Holy Spirit could have revealed this to you.
Stay blessed.

Is the above comment for real, or were you just being sarcastic?

The op forgot to take his meds and the rest is history.

Sleep paralysis has nothing to do with ones religious views, so I fail to see your point.

Rexyl: Oil producing countries buckle up your oils might not be needed again in some years time. I pray every household would be able to produce its oil as farmers produce grains.

Without oil there would not be enough grains to feed half of the worlds population.

You could check out this post I made a while back addressing some part of your original post.
https://www.nairaland.com/1256822/adam-eve-tragic-love-story

Magic Bishop: Because most of the IEDs deployed against them in the past were triggered remotely by cell phones.

In Maiduguri, when ever the JTF convoy were hit by a roadside bomb the soldiers will immediately fire sporadically and indiscriminately into the surrounding crowd. Their reasoning was that the ambush was carried out from the crowd.

Whenever you are at a check point switch off your phone , turn down the volume of your radio and on your cabin light (if dark) and most of all be polite to them.

These guys no get head at all!

A war zone is no different from the picture you just painted, because that is what some parts of Nigeria have become.And the sad thing is that this deterioration of the Nigerian society is going on for as long as I can remember, too slow to be perceived by the naked eye like the movement of the hour hand Nigeria as gradually sinking to new depth each passing year.
At this rate, it would not be long before we descend into a full blown civil war, and the question that would be on most people minds that were unable to observe the changes would be how did we get here?

Like others have said they were out to scam you. In 2002 I had a similar experience in Benin when a guy approached me in front of a first bank branch that I was about to enter. In a very broken English and a strange accent he told me that he was from Togo, and asked if i could tell him how to get to an address that was written on a piece of paper that he brought out of his pocket. I took a look at the paper, I could not recall if I had heard of that street before though it did sound vaguely familiar, but I could tell that he was in the general area of where the street is supposed to be.
Fortunately we were standing like Thirty meters from a motorcycle park, so I suggested that he meets one of the okada riders and ask for directions/lift to the place, since there is hardly any street within their operational domain that is unknown to them.
At this point I was not suspicious of anything, I only felt sympathy for the guy being that he was lost in a foreign land. Another just appeared out of nowhere as soon as the first guy left and told me that the man from Togo fell victim to a woman from that area who took a container load of electronics from him. He then suggested that we should team up to collect the rest of his stuff before another person goes ahead of us.
At this point I was livid with anger not just because of their attempt to dupe me, but more for the fact that the guy in front of me could suggest that the fictional character they created should be duped even more. I told him and his partner to scram before I call the police stationed in front of the bank.
The truth is that I was never in any danger of falling for their trick because it is only out of greed and share wickedness would one be tempted to make life tougher for a stranger that has already been dupe. This is why I don't pity people who fall victim to these type of fraud, they are equally as guilty as the perpetrators of the fraud.

WTI benchmark just crossed $100, me think this purported discovery is just a researcher trying to sell snake oil in exchange for more grants.

Naijamericana: Wrong

Can you elaborate on your answer and tell me why you think I am wrong?

uchkochi: GOD WANTS YOU RICH AS MUCH AS HE WANTS YOU SAVED.

Do you know God wants you rich? He wants you to prosper, He wants you to become very great and the envy of everyone. He wants you to eat the good of the Land. He wants you to lend not just to people but to nations. He wants you to drive the best cars, eat the best food, wear the best clothes and live in the finest houses, He wants you to be a blessing to your family, community, nation and His work on Earth. Deuteronomy 28:1-14, 3 John 2, Jeremiah 29:11.

If God wants you rich, no devil can stop your riches.


The high way to exceeding riches and wealth is not hard work as many have been made to believe, it is not long prayers as many have believed, it is not also 'hard fastings'. But it is the blessings of the LORD that makes rich without sorrows. Proverbs 10:22.

The high way to wealth is giving and 'hard givings'. By hard giving I mean sacrificial giving. Many want to prosper but they don't want to give. Even the easiest giving which is the tithe, they don't want to pay. Listen to this, tithing is the first gate to riches. Tithing alone can attract the money you need to come out of debt and live a debt free life.

Make up your mind to tithe every money that enters your hand, from the smallest to the greatest. The prayer of the tither is answered quicker than that of the none-tither.

Tithing puts your name in God's priority list. Your name is added there today in Jesus Precious name. You will get to where God wants you to get to in your finances in Jesus name.

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All what you wrote is a big fat stinking lie, especially the part in bold. Do you mean to say that people just pay money to some greedy good for nothing MOGs and God just somehow make them rich just like that? So all the economics I studied in my secondary school days was rubbish. Good thing i did not pursue economics further when all it takes to make money is to pay some greedy fool masquerading as a man of God money.
People like you have no conscience.