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alphaconde:
the only celebrity I ever had craze for was Eric Donaldson because I encountered his heart break songs when I was heart broken.

I will never idolize any one again

His track "what you're doing to me "
That's deep shit right there only for the wise


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I was about 10-13 yrs then
My elder brothers would send me to buy them beer anytime I'm back from school cuz we had a beer parlor opposite our house

So one day I returned from school and my friends were no where to be found , the word " only go buy us beer make we take cool ourselves". Words from my elder brothers

I wanted to have a taste to know what they enjoy from it
I bursted my piggy bank open asap
Went to the beer shop and bought ginger ale , it was about 11% then
I took it home and hid somewhere at the backhouse and started drinking it like a pro
All I could remember was that i had this wicked headache , all I needed at that moment was to lie down on a cold tiles with an high temperature air conditioning

2ndly I wrote a letter to the most beautiful girl in my class during my primary school days
Gave it to a friend to deliver it to her privately, unfortunately the guy had to read it first before handing it over to the girl
When other students saw him focused reading something, they had to snatch it from him unknowingly

Na so my matter cast for school that year
Chai Sylvester u no try o


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NwaAmaikpe:




I can't remember one because everything I did as a kid was foolish, I guess that's why I am still foolish.

we know , no too cast am

Englishisamust:
Where does this thing quoting come from?

Wow set awon bella Shmurda
I thought you were only foolish , I never knew you also lack English

Thomthom:
warrake... this guy na very popular bike revenue enforcer

Warrake is a village close to auchi
Warrake road is a popular area which consists of hausa quarter area, uchi primary sch area and utsogun

I don't think I know any tax force or any bike rider , that means I don't know the deceased
May his soul R.I.P Ameen


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Auchi is a place I've lived during my days at Auchi polytechnic
I know almost everywhere in that community but I'm just lost here
Their face look familiar , pls if there's any auchi person here pls can you tell me where they're based in auchi ?
I know akpekpe
Aibotse
Utsogun
Inu umoru street
Shagadi street
Iyekhei
Afaidokhai
Igbo shade _bata shop
Iyofa in akpekepe
Uchi market area
Warrake road

Which area pls and what's the deceased Facebook handle , he looks so much like an old time friend that's why I'm puzzled pls

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Englishisamust:
I need that 50,000 naira, I will invest 5k as my transport fee to go to Edo. after that, I will use 5k to call agberos to help me find him, I will be left with 40, 000, I will commot 5000 out of the 40,000 to rent house for a week because I know within 5 days those agberos go help me get aaam. That's why the rich get richer why the poor struggle to break the ceiling.

Your mumu no be here
You get this kind brain naim u still never make am


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kroger:
You are a compound F.O.O.L

You fvck up , why did u reply him ?
Are you tryna tell me you don't recognize an mbecileee when you see one

When you're in a comfortable home
Loving and caring friends
Sweetest bosses
You'll adapt to their language because he who finds comfort, finds peace

Manchester United the home of comfort
If you know there's no other Manchester then United click like, if you think otherwise click share

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Meanwhile oil na just like normal river
Corruption make them turn am to gold

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CandyOps:
Get Layd is simply a phenomenal album. All the tracks on it was straight fire � I'm surprised it didn't win album of the year too.

Made In Lagos by Wizkid had tracks in it that I could skip but not Get Layd. I no fit skip any song for that album. Dude is wayyyyy too smooth abeg

No wonder Dem hold am to ransom for Uganda

E be like that 2006 drama/thriller movie 'Parfum' starring Ben Whishaw, one of 18th-century France's finest perfumers. Who uses the skin of virgin girls to make alluring perfumes.

Remember the last scene when the masses couldn't get enough of the fragrance and had to consume Ben literally when he poured the whole bottle on himself? That's exactly how Omah Lay was to the Ugandians. They just couldn't get enof they had to hold him down

Your head they hot
For you to skip a single track from the made in Lagos album it simply means you're not a good music lover or you're a davido fan

She made a grave mistake by not aborting you


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So base on the fly guy wey i be
Tall handsome guy
Guy we load up
Guy we dey hustle steady no much sleep cuz sleep is the cousin of death , ask Nas
After all my hustle and bustle
Plus my education and certified certs

I'll now settle for an older lady when village people no naked follow me

As young well mannered ladies yakpa everywhere reach like covid 19 , I go con carry my precious gbola Chuck inside older lady kpekus make my glory die straight like LG battery ukpa

God forbid bad thing , you know how many gbola she don collect for her teen age Pussy tightener don dey , so me no dey even try am take that kind risk sef

No be all kpekus get grace , some na disgrace o

You they ask whether make u marry her because she humble , guy old lady wey don dey loose hope , shey u expect make she dey rude ?
She gats they nice forever to you and support you forever until the day u marry her , na that time u go feel Duncan mighty pain and emeka Ike combined

Older women never
I must senior my woman with at least 2 yrs and above
Everybody with their own opinion , me don talk my own in peace


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Wizkid no be person mate o
The boy don already talk am before say :

I no need to blow my trumpet para ra ra ra ra ra ra
Them be plug but na we be the socket para ra ra ra ra ra ra
Money dey for bank E dey for pocket o
We dey use am clean yansh o

Davido no go sleep well , single talent he no get , cob dey shout para para para , para for me ozuor

Omo me don light up o, and vibing to piece of me by Wizkid



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The best will always be the best
No need to pariwo

I'm starting my week with song wizzy vibes
Piece of me
Sweet one
Reckless

On repeat


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Sandra omo Benin

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I don't know what Maguire is still doing in man utd

CalliDora1:
What sex will do to this generation of men. I pity all of you. She shouldn't have told you so that when next you come to this life, you'll learn to zip up.

You're still asking if you should stick with her? Ok, stick with her because it's a man like you that infected her.so, not a bad idea to stand by her.

Na ur time they shout baby harder
Innocent pregnant virgin with ur face like cabad


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Life is like breast
When things are going well the Bobby go stand
When things go wrong the Bobby go fall

Once Bobby (life) fall you go hear weeen


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All i know is that athletico Madrid will trash Chelsea both legs
Nothing concern me with other news


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ChizzyBuna:
Na your papa be gay, Dem born you from nyash. You get luck say Dem no flush you for toilet.

This gay sef
You sef calm down na , you just they curse Papa and Mama, you wan use them do ritual?
U get gbola u no gree use am, na bobriski u wan dey imitate
Dem suppose burn you to death sef
Very soon your matter go enter front page for gay matter
Dey curse people Papa and Mama as if your own they responsible
Maybe na ur Papa you use gay resemble sef


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Ukpa

This one puna go they busy steady
Do what pays you Sha na your life


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In this life never stop dreaming
Never stop believing
Never give up

If Dem tell zlatan say by 2021 he matter go enter nairaland front-page he for argue say na lie

Zlatan agbede boy that year o , wey dey fight upandan for agric Lagos State
Jah give him the wisdom to stay outta troubles and see life the positive way

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ChizzyBuna:
You are very stupid

I talk am
Gay people with their temper
Na me say make you love men? Ozuor

Touching

At 83 what's left to live for ? Make he just enter canal jare this life sef is not fair

Post pictures oo nairalanders like what they see


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Bros we know say you be gay forget all this long talk
Oga you be gay
But the girl no suppose cast you na some Nigeria girls are useless

Gay sorry for the matter


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No be everybody money they fit see how Igboho con be like starched agbada wey rain beat


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osazsky:
yeah d sky is always blue..we are the citizens..our noisy neigbours should lower thier expectation anytime they win there is noise pollution but when they loose it saves our ozone layers which is a good thing

It seem you're mistaking westham to world best Manchester United o

Remember it's you and westham that are fighting for 5th and not me cuz I'm way ahead of you so know ur level

osazsky:
see them.them don they come out.una done start.i thrust Newcastle sha..an early goal will do the magic as usual

Celebrate with me my brother . No be me say make u go join useless Chelsea

Base on world best wey we be

We won like the boss we are

0. 3

United no be pikin mate


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