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Bruno Fernandes second goallllllllllllllllllll


United for life
Only one player wey better pass whole Chelsea squad


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There is nothing like big girl

Just get money look sexy join , maintain ur skin well and women no be issue at all

Just pick phone connect them on Instagram once them view ur profile automatically Dem go wet straight

Next thing na ,
Hey , dorathy this is Dreyton the stoner from nairaland
I'll book a jet for you in few minutes , I want u on shorts and package your breast well
I wanna suck them to confirm they're real or not

Send ur aza

She sends .,.,.,.,. Gbagam alert ti wole 2million , use it on nothing and meet up with ur jet in few hrs time

Now now dorathy go tell her mama ,

Mummy , nengi don go do another surgery for yansh o , she they hospitalized i wan go greet am , I go they there for two weeks bye I love you
Mummy take this 200k take hold body

Fiam she don move , next thing na motivational quote we got see
Whereas bad guy don dey suck breast like who they drink cold pure water for under hot sun


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If this doesn't make front-page call me Igbo smoker
Nairaland mods are always high they don't know what's front-page worthy

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E good as E be say no be gbola kill you but slap

OP post pictures here o nairalanders no dey click never I know Dem

R.i.p to the slappee

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Oluromantic:
Bros you're a mechanic simple. So far you're making good money, there's nothing to be shy about. Which one is mechanical fabricator

E shock u too

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Saint obi
Most married women's crush that year

Njen jele obinna njen njele
Nnemo si mo kaba tulunjo njen jele
Nnemo si mo kaba talamba njenjele obinwa

Chai those days when Nigerian movies were worth watching


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United for life

I see United beating sociedad very easily

Correct scores sociedad 1. United 6


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If your bank account fat ur wife go fat

If your account slim ur wife go slim


Las Las no be by money na self care _WISDOM


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Happy birthday young lad
Long life and wealth in good health



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mosdii:
Nigerian Girls Are Useless...All Of Them

Obembe where u go since

There's no shortcut of moving on from someone you love

The only reason why you have to move on is to remember the fact that a lady who's meant for you can never leave you

If she's meant for you she won't leave , she isn't meant for you so she's gone so move on , yours is coming y'all only had some good memories so knock it off with time man
Light up some kpoli like I always do and make money then get yo self a life and you'll see your soulmate come calling for you


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Nice judgement

The worst punishment is to free him so that everyday he'll be seeing his own cousin face to face in guilt


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Ilamina:
For a white guy, he tries

Common

And hes a superstar,, rich

Someone who used to be the most attractive man in the world ?
U wey resemble Amala


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If David Beckham wasn't a football he would've surely made it as a model

Wahala for who no get money con still worwor join


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I still love blackberry more than any phone till today except Huawei


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God no go let u join the list of men wey kpekus don kill
AMEN

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Before nko person papa just dey lie upandan chai
Nothing emeka no go see for badagry border


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If i can actually say it then I don't deserve their appreciation
Useless topic



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You and the person wey u copy this from no get sense

How you go expect person wey they cashout more than $100k weekly at the least , make the same person go they work for Nigeria where them go they pay am maximum of 200k which is not even possible

Government wey worse pass Yahoo boys naim u dey write all these long queen premier for make them read ?

Government wey go tell you say them spend about 10billion naira take pray against Boko Haram
Spend about 300million take clear grass
and if you complain against them , na secret assassin go knock ur door next

Make Nigerian politicians first work on themselves
The only thing una suppose they plan na how to they enter any nearest politician house wey they una environment make una light am make he go overboard one by one

Once una don successfully wipe out the whole corrupt politicians then y'all can talk of how to reduce Yahoo
Because it's even most of those government's accounts Yahoo boys use to pick money in large scale without traces
Most of these government officials are pickers in disguise

See Dino melaye fleets of rides and tell me say wahala no naked follow u
If not for Yahoo, boys for don dey beg sef for street , the problem be say Dem too dey cast that's why , all these iTunes card boys naim dey cast pass

No be aboki jet out of country to avoid 10yrs imprisonment?
Poor man pikin fit jet out ?
Na where the aboki boy see money jet out , no be him papa money from politics?
If only you know how much e cost to jet out only you inside a whole jet , if you know the cost I swear life go tire you

When you for they give link on how to capture buhari you they here they talk like those people wey they drink Legend beer


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Wahala don naked follow okeke


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Congrats to them

Omo for the man mind now ehn

Omo this woman womb na wa o, small pour wey I pour inside she first give me two children

I con even still reduce my pouring this time na even 6 children making eight, omo me no go fvck u raw again for my life ukpa
Who wan borrow me money now


For the woman mind chai
Omo six children, Dem go suck my breast tire o
Who go they help me carry them now
Make God bless my husband to fit carry this load o
Amen


We nairalanders wish you both happiness nd diving assistance from God almighty because Nigeria government are useless


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Akanoloriyomi:
Edo wa mooo

Okpemo konah


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Correct score


Barca 5. Psg 0

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From a man utd fan

Correct score

Leipzig 4. Liverpool 1


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inderhappy:
Best free kick taker on pes mobile

Na where u wan put Ronaldo and Riquelme

Some acclaimed Alfa males will call him a waste

See ehn an heartbreak from someone you love and trust hurts ooo
Especially when it involves your loved one sharing her private part with someone else , let's be guided o

But nothing's just worth taking your life for


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All these upcoming Yahoo boys once them never pick Dem go they beef those wey don pick
Werey dey disguise


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See as him face strong
And those kind people they carry heavy gbola well well
Na somebody girlfriend you impregnate , that's why mosdii said Nigeria girls are useless

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Jollylolly:
You are just ignorant... So it is Buhari that nominated his VP? You dont know anything.. empty barrel

67% of the people that voted for buhari in 2015 didn't vote for the love of buhari but for the love of osinbajo , and that's only because he's a pastor
And the same osinbajo was even forced to take that position after much persuasion

You unintelligent wasted sperm



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Idiotic speech

Your Excellency my nyash


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