₦airaland Forum

heniford2:
in my next life i will never be an African one or a Nigerian no matter what infact i will never ever have anything to do with muslims and buhari old for nothing man

Chai omo ur sense small o
Wetin concern Muslim as a religion with human behaviour
Chai ur sense small finish bruh

I'm a Christian and I know that religion doesn't define who we are , you can't blame a religion just because one acclaimed Muslim/ Christian ain't doing what's right

That should be the person's problem not his/her religion


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Problem everywhere

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Nairaland mods have never been good so I don't expect anything good coming out from them

Imagine pushing a last year protest video to the front-page
When the real videos are pending on the trending session

Shame on you all
Macaroni wey Dem him house right now they shoot skits


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Fear women
No nack puna on credit
No mistreat any woman
Fear most Nigerian women, their mind they their back
Women are the only creatures in the world that have no remorse for what they've done, in just two days they've gotten over it

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lkillbrokehoes:
Ibkayee is also cheating on me

This disgusting attention seeking mofo so you're here , I got my eyes on you



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In reality he spoke the bitter truth

The girl lacks it all in the musical aspect
Make she just kukuma turn Instagram hottie , she get breast to they entice men

Music isn't meant for cuppy at all

Which one be , I go take you to Italy, I go take you to America , take you to London , I go take you to Nigeria, and wetin she take end up come add gelato join sef

Even davido sef wey no get real talent still better pass her that's why frog voice they always buy songs jeje make him no fall

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OlayemiAshraf:
Another nincompoop wan use cuppy trend....fool go and work on your life...hater

Shut ur trap if you don't know the legend Kelly handsome
That's the problem with you acclaimed women , y'all hate the truth
Kelly handsome never sang a song during his reign that didn't hit the market even without YouTube views then

Is it songs like "like play like play?

Is it "true love".

Music isn't for cuppy , business is her calling and she knows it , if not can you use your own data to download dj cuppy songs ?

We both know you're not the useless to do that


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Jesse6:
For your own safety dey your house oo

Na person wey dey alive dey fight for justice oo

Cowardice
With this your mentality your country can never grow
It's people like you fela anikulapo kuti sang about

I no know say Dem dey sell farily used gf now o according to @Mosdii all Nigerian girls are useless that's the nairaland olosho tormentor




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QuickStandard:
My brother, you ain't alone, in fact it's a turn off for me

Correct nigha
I owe you some good kush loud


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wumi2017:
...yes sir if buy much sir I can do free delivery to Lagos as well...pls patronize ur small girl sir,,,I promise you won't regret

No qualms ma'am, I promise to hit you up

jezze:
the Babe no even know you self�

I no even know u sef

wumi2017:
. It's starts from 5k above sir and it's negotiable... delivery fee to lag is 2k sir

Thought you're around Lagos , I was talking about delivering fee around Lagos

Although most people do free delivery around Lagos when someone wanna buy much
And also pay on delivery

I just don't trade outside Lagos , needed it for my workers in lag

wumi2017:
...yes sir ..

Eloni bata yi?

How much for the shoes ma'am ?

Am i the only one who don't find naked women attractive




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Still a virgin and I'm married

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wumi2017:
Learnt a lots here also met good friends here both male and female.. don't forget to patronize Wunmi's Collection today biko

Prices and do you do delivery ?
If yes say the price here and ur delivery in Lagos axis
Don't refer me to Whatsapp
Our bargain will determine

Let me put myself in your shoes and reply the woman because me no get shame when it comes to a woman trying to disrespect me for being nice

You see that word called "self respect" I no dey use am play that's why I respect everyone

Me go reply the woman say

"Madam thank you for the insult ogbanje wey they predict who go blow and who no dey blow

Who see u now they insult me go think say you get level
Na ordinary preek wey u wan go collect naim make u dey shout like this
You wey ur matter don cast for area , ogberaga
Abeg femi say make u dey wash ur puna clean , swear say ur children na ur husband the their real father make ogun kill u

Omo I go find my way jeje , how u go they run conductor job and u no get mouth , you thank God say u never jam better woman wey her mouth bad

Woman don ever tell u say ur armpit dey smell make u dey try baf

Alaye man up , me and you know say if you get money she no fit tell you those rubbish, instead to take her words to heart, make u instead let her words ginger you

Alaye go they bomb steady


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Las Las no be all Emeka dey make am

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Eyaah that's so sweet , you must be romantic

My dear call him something verrrrry sweet that will burst his head totally

"AKATANKPO". thank me later


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Liposure:
...daniella okeke, lilian esoro and belinda effah. You can take the rest.

As long as you don't touch my eriata ese you can take the rest

Make I cap

My woman na my real nigha , my vibe na her vibe
That's why we no they need burn money anyhow cuz our own vibe simple

Na to just fly go Kenya together , nack for plane inside toilet
When we land we go just carry our oraimo mp3 big one oo no be those yeye mp

Then we go enter better calm place wey be stream side , that kind stream wey they silent and the water go just cold
Then play mixture of
Phil Collins
Michael Bolton
Lionel Richie
Akon
R.kelly
Neyo
Boyz ll men
Backstreet boys
Wyclef

And we're good to go

We go arrange confirm berbecue and Spanish wine down , and of course enough kpoli to blend am
She no dey kpoli Sha but she fit chop am if I use am do tea
Enough nacking go still follow unto highness

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Make i no just talk

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jagorinho:
lol, hoodlum or bandit

Both

Infolenka:
Ma nigga. I throway salute.

See my own top 10

1. Eriata ese
2. Bolaji ogunmola
3. Nancy isime
4. Beverly Naya
5. Stella charles
6. Daniella okeke
7. Belinda effah
8. Ebube nwagbo
9. Onyii Alex
10. Lilian esoro

I understand you perfectly
I was about asking if you requested directly from her to find you with anything she can until I read the whole story

Damn my guy make I yan you something base on agba wey I be and from experience

A woman who doesn't have the ability to hustle can never be a giver
Never you marry a woman who isn't a giver
Never you marry a woman who isn't sacrificial no matter how many years you've been together

Such women will ask you for money to buy your own kids pencil and pen which is very affordable by any human on earth

Alaye forget 5 yrs matter in fact don't marry a broke woman , we both know she won't marry you if she was educated and buoyant , you don't expect a rich and educated woman to settle down for an ordinary fashion designer with no goo education and still broke
Except in Nigeria movies

I repeat knock off that thought of 5yrs it's a waste
What's the possibility that she's not been sharing her kpekus north east west South

No be say i wan use my woman brag o, but make I tell u one thing she can do
Anything that has to do with me she'll go extra mile for me
She's the type that you'll tell babe I need 50k even if she doesn't have it she'll go and borrow , and she won't even ask you what you need it for
When the person she borrowed from is troubling her that's when I'll know she truly borrowed
During my school days when man was helle broke
She'll request money from her dad steadily and fund me and tell me "baby everything's gonna be fine I love you "

Chai God bless that woman and she's my wife today

Dump her and focus on getting a better woman for yourself
Better still find one better woman where you are and avoid Nigerian women , if you must marry a Nigerian woman then don't marry a broke or poor one simple

Don't marry for pity , marry someone that can stand for you
Your woman represents you my brother

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Pls how did Jesus give up his life for you Biko explain i wan learn

You fvcked up , you didn't try at all

Ordinary iPhone 12 you can't buy for the girl you love

You suppose sell una family house buy the phone idiot

Na you be the first man for naija wey Dodge stray bullet still dey vex join instead to appreciate God and do Thanksgiving
I no even know where una dey get una own mumu degree for sef orishirishi lo po ninu Nigeria


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Omo me no believe this kind thing

How normal human being go they work for 5 years him no collect salary , and he con still dey go the work when other jobs they for a whole 5 yrs

How Dem dey pay rent , feeding, pay for olosho when konji come
Pay children fees
Light bill
Buy clothes
Drink beer or smoke
Family assistance

Omo Idonbilivit


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