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Stop nominating frodd o..
Before his heart starts malfunctioning

Khafi's tears interprets as "oko tan" meaning " end of dicking"

Khafi has the best heart in that house

Custard is obviously more nutritious because it's a fortified pap. The only difference is that it's processed and got preservatives. But it's been fortified with nutrients

jess2019:
My son will be 9 in October but his behaviour bothers me so much. He acts like a day dreamer. He has turned me into a shouting and miserable mum as I had to beat him after I've exhausted other punishment options. To make this short, I'm going to summarise his behaviour.

He still cannot get himself ready for school in the morning. Either he doesnt cream his body or forgets to comb his hair or doesnt brush his teeth. He forgets to brush his teeth almost everyday. This made me to make a list of step by step sticker. I sticked this on their bathroom mirror and on his bedroom wall. Yet I have to keep reminding him everyday. For example, last week on Wednesday, Thursday and Friday he forgot to brush his teeth and hair. I have to constantly be reminding him every morning. He is the only one that brushes teeth after getting ready. I trained them to brush teeth first before shower but he keeps forgetting.

I have to remind him to do his homework, and put it back in his school bag to return to school on Mondays. The book will still not make it to the school even after constant reminder. We've lost countless of lunch bags. One ended up on school roof. If you give him any form to submit back to his teacher. He will forget in his bag so I now give it to his sister to give to his teacher.

He removes his clothes, shoes, pants, belts etc and leave them on the floor, I bought two laundry baskets for him. One in his room, another in their bathroom, yet all his belongings end up on the floor that you can hardly find a space to put a foot. I dont expect him to be perfect but atleast to try so that his 70% clothes make it to the basket or shoes to their racks. He also has a book shelf and desk yet they also end up on the floor.

He plays so much that sometimes he leaves shops with items in his hands. So I have to always watch out for him. Living in a western country where black boys are stereotyped I fear for him. He can stare at the ceiling for hrs when getting ready for school or spend long time in the shower yet not using soap on his body. This usually makes us late unless I step in to help or keep shouting.

If you ask him to do any house chores, he will not do it instead waiting for us to forget so he can get away with it. When grounded not to watch TV, he will still do it once he knows am inside my room or busy with a baby.

Yesterday we revised all his lesson assignments (5 work books). I specifically asked him to put them in his lesson bag. I pointed at the bag. Now I drop him at the lesson only for him to say oh I think I came with old lesson books. I dont know how he ended up with old books in his bag. It could be he planned it as a way to avoid the lesson. If not I wonder how he will remember it himself as soon as I drop him and his sister as this is unlike him.

I've taken him to a doctor incase there is any diagnosis so I can give him all the help he needs but they said it's just his behaviour because according to the doctor he is smart academically. He is 18months ahead of his year level. So they ruled ADHD out.

Madam, try another doctor over there. He has got ADHD from my assessment. That one does well academically doesn't rule out the fact that one could have ADHD.
Try another doctor so he could get all possible therapy.
But for the time being, get something he is interested in, make him focus much on it to consume his time and attention.
Please, I beg u in the name of God, don't send him to Nigeria. I totally believe internet advice is nonsense today with people asking u to send him to Nigeria in this era. That could have worked in the 90s or early 2000s,not in 2019.

August 22

pablobellins:
Penalty is A TWO WAY GAME.
am so impressed with what the lads did yday

look at the pic i found online, who can relate?

Lol
Video cd game
Osaka Japan

omamush:
What is wrong with soapy dance again, are u biggie? Joe and jackeye that were almost grinding each other intimately was decent enough for a child

Una too like unnecessary criticism

I can't argue with anyone who feels all is right with soapy dance.

Seyi and esther spoiled the dance with soapy..
Their presentation looked like what will appeal to a child (who are the best market for munch it) but they ruined the decency...

Switruth:
. Lol. How? Watch I deserve an accolade skit that trended round the world, come back and tell me how boring it is

I agree that skit is cool but most times this guy makes me keep a straight face

So, is it the best thing to chase them away?
Would Jesus have chased then away?

This boring guy again?

The senators that just resumed duty are going on vacation

Is omashola colour blind?

momove4real25:
was he banned

Ban?! By who?
Instead he will ban seun and the mods with his mouth

Disappointed that pastor Suleman was rude in his response to the man

comshots:
Houses are cheap over there

Nonetheless, life first!
It's an area fully surrounded by pipelines.
Once you hear of a pipeline explosion in Lagos, it is surely there until proven otherwise

I don't understand how someone will go build a house or rent one in that area.
May God protect us

Oya trend
The way girls openly advertise prostitution is wowing

Segeshow:
Guy you are an elder

Lol bros.
Thats one of our own nursery rhymes den

Things fall apart, papa jegede no wear pant

Wrong call from the referee. That was a dive

mgh2:
So why is this very scan not detecting the presence of a fetus?

I shared my opinion... make yours and stop quoting me...get off my back

It's simple, it might just be about three weeks or less.
Decidual reaction means that the uterus is preparing for a pregnancy..becoming thickened.
I never insulted u, I corrected u in a very polite way so why take it this deep. Besides u are publicly talking about a subject u know nothing about and still arrogant about it...
I hate quoting or correcting people here because most people here see correction as insults.

mgh2:
From the result above it can be summarily deduced that your wife is not currently pregnant and that her uterus is physiologically and anatomically normal though there are negligible evidence of uterine protrusion (Decidual reaction as stated in the result above).

The result went further to reveal that your next appointment is one week from the date the scan was done (1/52).

From my experience so far, is always advisable to conduct Abdominal scan as from 8wks of gestation.

Scan cannot detect fetal presence less than 8wks.

Wait until the pregnancy is 8wks and above for rescan since previous PT indicated positive.

Ask your wife of her last menstrual period from there you can do the math yourself.

That's not true. A transvginal ultrasound scan will b pick a gestational sac as early as 4 weeks

Buhari: u suppose settle us inside the dollar..

Ganduje: osinbajo don collect two of nna share together boss

Osinbajo: No oo. Collect your own o, na only my own I collect

They all have tried

dfrost:
Do you know how many hours it takes to execute a coup? Less than 5 hours. But then, we don't need that.

Not during this type of transition...
I don't think such ever happened in history

That's not a serious lacuna to be taking advantage of na

Charly68:
The ousting of Ambode is still a mystery ..those responsible will beg him later that I know..even if goofe,why can't they forgive him..? The guy ran Lagos well & the evidence are there for all to see ..

He didn't run Lagos well sir. I'm not a party person neither am I a tinubu fan. I prayed so hard that he should not get the second term ticket and it happened. All those projects u see are beautiful but are misplaced priorities. Leaving beautiful projects not done and others discontinued. He's the only politician I openly criticize because I followed closely the fashola's regime and I thought it would be continuity. Ambode turned Lagos upside down. BRT project now needs a life support. Old roads weren't fixed. Lagos state has been reduced to filling portholes with sand.. Well, we should even thank him when we see the sands as many portholes are left without any attention. Lagos allocation is too big for all this joke

lexy2014:
Pls what was d outcome of d probe u say ambode probed fashola?

Scroll up sir, someone asked already and I have replied

hisexcellency34:
I didn't hear of Ambode probing Fashola

But u heard of the 78m naira probe for website. Who gave out the pass?