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Guy and Ladies in the house, I just came across this posters thread "Nairaland's Romance Section - And Its Weirdos And Creepy Posters" on the link below https://www.nairaland.com/939304/nairalands-romance-section-weirdos-creepy
So I kind of got thinking about why people on NL actually read the romance section. I for one read the romance section cos I find some of the stories enlightening, funny and I actually do like yabbing a few people that post absurd threads.
What about you, why do u read the NL romance section?
Everyone feel free to comment, lets just have it flowing.

[size=28pt]anoda one bites the dust[/size]

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this one probably drank something his head does not agree with.

this people should be careful with what they do with france.

Man gets head stuck in Elephant's butt while man was cleaning-up the elephant.


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onila: I remember when my ex pissed me off

I used the iron part of my diamond belt and hit him on his head and his back up to five times and used my ring on my finger to scratch his face

He didnt lay a hand on me, just left the house and came back a few hours later. this happened years back. I was so angry . never done it again. learnt not to allow my anger control my actions

Hope he made u pay for ur stupidity. I would definitely. I remember once my wife (she was then my girlfriend) slapped me. I didn´t show any reaction then, I didn´t also raise a finger at her (I don´t beat women), but b4 I was thru with her. He had to beg me with a nicely prepared catfish pepper soup, pounded yam and vegetable soup with a cold bottle of big stout plus white wine and a lot of action that night. The next morning, she gave this funny smile and said something that broke the whole ice which made me just can´t help but love her the more. she said "hmm, (my name) if u are this wild when I annoy or slap u. Looks like I´ll be doing that often to get ur attention". I just shoke my head and said "women".

[quote author=Killz.][color=#000030]Abegi. . . Make i hear word. There is nothing like boyfriend snatcher. She displays her goods, if he likes it, he buys it. It's his choice to leave a girl for another. All these quack mentality tire me jare. . .

Op, if he is eying you, it's not your fault. Just let him do what he wants to. but have it at the back of your mind that any guy that leaves his current relationship -without a reasonable reason- for you, might also do the same to you. . . Tread softly. He may want to see you as an opportunity to make his stay in the city interesting, and then DUMP you afterwards. . . Na you sabi![/color][/quote]didn´t know she was selling something. abeg what goods did she display. am just curious

This people will kill someone. Is this supposed to be a car manufacturing factory or a car assembling workshop. If u ask me, it looks like the later.

do u blame her, she does not want to mix wit the common man so she has to drive them away while she is there. Thats Nigeria, with its politics of divide and rule.

forbes margazine no be Bible na. They talk bullshit mosttimes. Besides, they didn´t come 2 naija 2 sample the beauty´s there they only sampled those in America and probably England.

girlsoswit: Hey wonders they say shall never end. I was listening to a radio progrmme recently and men wat I heard really caught my fancy and I was like o ga 4 love o. No wonder they say love is wicked. The presenter actually read out two letters she received in her inbox and I will just narrate one and the other later.

A 32 year old lady who has been married 4 d past 2 years, abosolutely and evidently in love with her husband actually received the greatest shock of her life. They have been married for the past two years without any issue. All the while, her younger sister was staying with them. Meanwhile, God finally answered the lady's prayer; as she was just back from the hospital with her pregnancy report. She was already 2 months pregnant. She was so happy and was ready to burst out the news to her husband on his arrival from work. So she was up and doing from that moment and the younger sister was surprised at her elder's sisters attitude. She has suddenly become lively and no more tears like she used to do b4. Anywy, un42nately 4 d woman, the devil who doesn't like good news had already prepared sorrow 4 her that has now cost her her marrraige. It was that time that the younger sister seized the opprtunity of her mood to tell her the sad news dat almost ran her mad. The sister called her that she wnted to talk to her. When they had sat down, she bagan to expose the Can of worms that she and her husband had been having an affair and that she is already pregnant for him. Infact it was already 4 months and that she was deeply in love with him. But because she was a small type it wasn't that obvious. The woman was near dead wen she heard the gist. Bt thank god 4 d spirit of God that came upon her. She kept calm and courageous and didn't reply the sister. When the husband came back 4rm work, she confronted him and he confirmed he was in love with her younger sister and that he was sorry 4 betraying her. It was really hell after then 4 d lady cos she couldn't believe all dat had been happening under her roof.

Anywy the poblem nw is she doesn't knw whether to tell her husband that she is also pregnant or whether to pack out of the house for them. She also do not knw whether to report the whole problem to both families or whether to forgive and 4get and keep living her life the way it is. Please I wish to knw you guys opinion on this. Its really saddening.

what is she saying, did she not marry the guy. No matter where the man has out his dick, it is still her husband. Cos what the man and her sister did is not excussable but she must take iniative and control issues.

ronkebp: yeah once,......and never to try that again...immediately after my highschool, had two best friends, Anyways, Guy A...liked me too much, that he was too afraid to ask me out, for the fear that i would say NO!!( which was kinda true), Guy B, a medical student then, very handsome, infact his dimples was enough to melt a lady, he saw and he was like, OMG!!! Ogbeni...who be dat chick!!!! blablabla, anyways, Guy B gathered liver now, strolled up to the babe and asked me out, well me, being myself turned him down of course! but immediately i saw other babes eyeing me and wondering what the guy saw in me, i used that opportunity to actually chat the guy-up also, we got talking and he kinda liked what he saw and i was liking what i was seeing, with Guy A being the middle man, Now after, Guy B exams, he had to travel, Guy A and I started getting close and he asked me out for the very first time, this guy adored and respected me, Omo, i jell ooooo, see showers of gifts and affection.....i was having fun, till GUYB suddenly came back and was like, he missed me blablabla, guilty conscience no make me keep my mouth shut, i opened up to GuyB sharp!sharp!! and begged him not to confront Guy A.

Guy B asked me if we did ***anything*** (which was a no-no) for me then, and i was like for where? na beans!!!, Guy B respected me and did not confront A and i went ahead again to tell Guy A about Guy B ( which i thought he knew about, from the onset, but he claimed, ignorance of). I continued seeing both of them, till we moved from that city....what can i say.....(they are no-longer friends till tomorrow and i feel bad for them, but ***shit** happens.)

this ronke na bad chick

[quote author=Killz.][color=#000030]Tie a 9inch cement block to your neck, and take a happy jump off the 3rd mainland bridge. . . Nonsense![/color][/quote]I agree wit u joo, there are lots of foolinshness going-on on NL

they have started again

Ranoscky: Two things are involved.

If u know that u dont do "married women", then strictly tell it to her, and have ur peace.

If u is the type that pianks 'anything' (women of whatever status) that comes ur way, then give her what she wants, simple.

Rano's take!

did I hear u right, did u not say [size=28pt]she was married[/size]. Look young men, marriage should be the line no one crosses. U don't just go wanting to see the naked nyash of a married woman talk less about giving her what she wants. If u scatter her home nko cos u couldn't control urself.
Gosh! people in this NL know how to give terrible advice that even they themselves may not do. Abeg young man runway from that irresponsible married woman. I do know a situation where a young man was assassinated cos he was doing anoda man's wife. Some men won't 4give that easily..

its a matter of time b4 she drops it. I don't think it would take long anymore.

Acidosis: Beautiful ladies don't do that! They are too blessed to be stressed.

its the beaufiful ones that are even more stressed and insecure with their own gender. Believe me I know..

Grandmisty: Brothers and sisters i need your advice. i just lost my job in the US and the only option for me to remain is to marry an american, meanwhile i have three women available to marry
1) Girl #1 i met one nite/morning while cleaning my car, As i saw her i was thinking wat a fine girl. So i decided to call her, Next thing she was saying is "wat do u want to do". I was thinking wat does she mean, she said shes down for anything that i lets exchange numbers etc etc. Ten mins later she is calling me telling me to come to her house. This girl has been disturbing me for sex in exchange for money and unfortunately i fell for her ploy (protected though). Sad thing is this girl is fine and you cannot know she is a prozi. She ask if i have gf i said no she said she is ready to get down.
[s]2)Girl # 2 likes awoof first time we met in grocery and i got her no. we agreed to meet later date. I took her to resturant for lunch etc. she likes eating out and i have told her this is just to make u happy dont think everyday is xmas cos me i eat noodles to save my money she says she hear and just to let me know she likes eating out every week. Personally i ccan marry her but she needs to much maintenace, attention,petting etc.
3) Girl # 3 is the most willing to marry me but she has three kids and is too fat. She is the stereotypical american woman. Just close your eyes and think of father christmas as a woman and u got her image or a sumo wrestler. I will be ashamed to show this woman to my brother talk less of friends.
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So ppl wat do u think i shd do i am really confused

guy ur answer is in the highlighted texts, its best u follow the white prozi rabbit

Yemmyc: Loøol:-D

na only laugh way u dey laugh

u women can be very..
He doesn´t call, its a problem. Now his calling u, u say he is calling too much.
I tire 4 una oo

Google receives license for Self drive service in Nigeria. Is this dangerous? It may be part of developement and I am for developement but in a country like Nigeria where good things are abused would this not be encroaching on peoples right to privacy and worse am robbery. please share ur input. please anyone who can shed more light should feel free to do so.

Link below: http://newsnet.com.ng/betta/content/google-gets-license-self-drive-car