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REALITY101: Lmao dude lemme educate your ignoramus asss. That's my little girl, I am a proud younge papi I mean a 101% proud one at that.

Secondly, yes I repeat... If she grow up despite having everything money and power can buy, good education and decided to be a po rn start? SHE IS WELCOME. Her life her choice.

@ politician looting son or whatever, I ain't got no comment for that.

No matter how much you rant and whin out here, it's not gonna change the fact that you're one sad mofo who had the worst childhood experience. Note: you don't need to have billionair parents to have an awesome childhood.

Oh it's none of my business anyway. No go kill your dad and please don't be anything like your dad to your kids cuz that's cray.

Seriously, I give up.

Back to topic..

I have a few pranks on my grandma

CAMEROONPRIDE: see this one , you are the one who followed m and i put you on hold for like 2weeks . now that i followed you back you say i requested it? lwkd ,abge unfollow me .

CAMEROONPRIDE: i don't do breastfeeding, go and whine somewhere else.

CAMEROONPRIDE: retardeen has a differnt master that's all USA -puppet

the master of the game who embezzled the $13Billion of your national power project right? and today you guys have 120M living in the dark. anyway why am i surprised? aren't we in Nigerian where crooks are celebrated and mothers don't question the wealth of their young boys ?

cigar icon: Dem dey tell you the truth you dey rant rubbish. ok tell me if you wouldnt have loved it more if your Dad had spent time chatting with you guys, took you out, played board games with you etc When you spend time with your children, u tend to know evedything about them; their likes, dislikes, feares, strenth, weakness, talents etc and help and encourage them where need be. But when you ignore them, put up straight faces all the time beat them for every slightest mistake, you scare them away hence making them to know just little about you and vice versa. Look, i'm no difference from you and i really know what i missed out and i will not let that happen with my own children, never.

sorry to say oh, but i think i'm starting to feel sorry for your kids born or yet to be born

REALITY101: Phew shut the Bleep up. Your dad was miserable and frustrated. And his poker straight angry face changed when you guys was old enough to frustrate your own kids then he started smiling hahahha ouch. I'm surprised he didn't do DNA oops he couldn't afford it from his monthly salary I guess.

Moral of your miserable childhood Lesson... Do not have kids if you can't raise them happily.

REALITY101: Phew shut the Bleep up. Your dad was miserable and frustrated. And his poker straight angry face changed when you guys was old enough to frustrate your own kids then he started smiling hahahha ouch. I'm surprised he didn't do DNA oops he couldn't afford it from his monthly salary I guess.

Moral of your miserable childhood Lesson... Do not have kids if you can't raise them happily.

REALITY101: Hahaha punk you edited that lie huh? Mofo. Your parents gave you everything you wanted hahaha I bet you're talking about whooping and abuse here.

Son, before I came into this planet I was already a millionaire 20's still counting $£. I thank God everyday that I will never lack Shiit in my life nor work for no motherf'ucker. As for my lil girl being a po rn star, phew If that's what she want who am I to stop her but I promise you will never be one but if eventually she chooses that path, I assure you she must be doing it for fun not for money because she's from a family where her last name alone is priceless.

Damn your dad really transferred his fuccked up broke frustrated life on you.. Yo did he r ape you? Be honest. Son you need to see a therapist for proper rehabilitation. I weep for ya kids

REALITY101: Woooooo someone is mad. What's with the name calling son? Aiit I will forgive you cuz I believe the nightmare from you old is still freaking you out.

@ fiction lmao son you have no idea of what your spewing about. @ watching too much American movies lol a joke.

@ having 5 kids, ok now I get it, so lets blame fraustration for your dads cruel face and treatment towards you and your siblings.

WTF? He never spared a second for a smile or play with his own kids? Dude you need to sue your dad for whatever abuse your lawyer would tag it

@ life not being a fairytale, fucck that homie. Why having 5 kids knowing you ain't got what it take to raise them. For real man, I still feel sad for your kids born or unborn.

Parents like you and your dad are one of the many reasons kids do a lot of crazy shitts especially the females thereby looking for love out there since they ain't getting parential love.

Finally STFU.. Career man my assss. Bro no offense your childhood was hell.

Oh yeah mr. Dickhead, yes I have one and she's the happiest little girl on planet "check ma profile"I treat her like a princess that she is and guess what? When she grow up she ain't gonna expect less from punkasses like you. Be honest how many of your female siblings got screwed up out there? Haha

Now I know why Nigeria youths are always angry

REALITY101: Oh please. What you said up there sounds like horror to me... no offense. Not seeing your dad smile during your entire childhood, being mean on you and your siblings is the best way way to raise a child? Hmm no thanks dad. Whatever happened to father, son and daughter moment. I'm beginning to feel bad for your own kids already #justsaying

REALITY101: Woo bro that must really be sad. I hope you be the opposite to your own kiddos.

My dad was my best buddy.

justaqad: was reminiscing about my childhood days and i remembered i prank i played on my parents, really funny but it wasnt funny..lol
growing up was fun for me, had everything i wanted.
no chores to do, the only thing i was forced to do was read and eat.heheheheheheheh,
i was a stubborn kid,block headed too. until a petty gift from my Mom to my Teacher changed me for good.
back then parents used to visit teachers at school to know the welfare of their kids academic perfomance.
my end of term score card was quite predictable, 28 out of 30.
i was unbeaten in that run.my mom especially was furious and so disappointed that she paid us unexpected visit.
well before her visit my dad had promised to beat the black outa me if i ever maintain my standard(hehehehehe)
well at the end of the term, as usual my position was 27 out of 30.. hmmmmmm. i remembered my dad's promise and my heart sank.
well i did what i had to do.i thought of erasing 7 and presenting them with 2nd position, but i had a rethink cos no one would actually believe i came 2nd.
so i took of 27... well they were fool proof..lol
later that night exactly 11 p.m. my dad had actually bought KOBOKO for my sake. he snuck into my room and i knew there was trouble. i couldnt run, so i had to think fast.
Alas the perfet prank came to my mind.
whoooop whooop whooop came the sound of koboko on my dear back.i did not twitch nor groan in pain.. i played dead.(lol)
my dad was shocked to high heavens he thought i was dead.
Omo see cry.....(he actually shed my tears) soon afterwards my mom joined and it was kinda getting outa hand.. then i screamed
BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....
drop yours lets unwind

naijaboiy: Dats how it happens...britney spears was olso a disney sweetheart promisin to keep virginity and bla bla bla and naw...same wif lindsay lohan

dasparrow: @Bolded

Sadly, there will be no long lasting relationship since the cheater (man) and his gullible wife will both die of HIV/AIDS before they can even reach old age. Do you honestly think that black Africa being the HIV/AIDS capital of the world is a coincidence? Other continents are reporting a decline in new HIV cases but black Africa's HIV/AIDS statistics is still through the roof because the average African-bred male has a risky sexual behavior.

According to a recent article I read here on Nairaland, Nigeria has the second highest HIV/AIDS rate in Africa. It is no wonder you people don't live long and the average life expectancy rate for Nigeria is a miserly 52 years when your white counterparts in Europe and North America are living well into their 80s and 90s. Keep sleeping around like dogs on heat. It is your females I feel sorry for and your children who could end up being orphaned at a young age.

Our grandmothers' generation did not have to deal with or worry about the HIV/AIDS virus but our generation has to deal with it. So any man who thinks a woman in this age of HIV/AIDS should tolerate his risky sexual behavior needs to get his head examined. I wonder why many of you bother to get married when you have no intentions of staying faithful. Later on, you people want to preach the bible to the homosexuals forgetting that adulterers according to the bible will not stand a chance of getting into heaven and neither will fornicators. So, if you care about your salvation, live a righteous life or face the consequences in the after life.

texanomaly: So you are saying there is not a single man in the entire world that does not cheat?

texanomaly: Why do speak for all men? I don't believe it.