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Foreign Affairs › Re: Niger Coup: Russia Warns Ecowas Not To Take Military Action by Dshocker(m): 11:42am On Aug 12, 2023
The United States of America is using Tinubu's dark past records to cajole him into sending troops into Niger.

And when that happens, things will escalate and blow out of proportion.

That way, our resources like crude and that of Niger's Uranium will be bought at a give away price, in return they will supply ammunition.

I am not a supporter of Tinubu or APC, but he should tread carefully.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pray For My Death If I Am Guilty of Demonic Consultation - Pastor Adeboye by Dshocker(m): 11:15am On Aug 12, 2023
A real man of God wouldn't have said this...
Romance › Re: Pathetic Story Of Simping and how a Nigerian woman defrauded him by Dshocker(m): 4:17am On Aug 12, 2023
Biglittlelois:
This!!!
What happened to "This"?

Or are you the girl in the equation?
Romance › Re: She Got The Shock Of Her Life by Dshocker(m): 4:15am On Aug 12, 2023
Berrityga:
So my people yeye thing Dey sweet ooh. I’ve finally had time to share this funny story with you guys. I invited one babe over to my place yesterday night, she accept and came, she got to my place around 7pm we had dinner, talked and all and she decided
to pass the night. (Hmmm!! I took a deep breath thinking kpekus don sure) around 11pm I wanted touching her she said no that she can’t knack me, blah blah blah!!! I tried my best, I’m someone that doesn’t like forcing myself on a girl I wouldn’t enjoy the sex, I hate begging for sex. So I let her be picked up my phone and left the room. I go straight to one of those hookup app order on fine girl she reach my side at pass 1am. Now to the most interesting part I enter room go wake who no wan Bleep tell am make she excuse me I wan knack. She was shocked to her bone marrow!! I told her aunty please go parlour go sleep I wan knack. At that point she tried to talk to me I ignored her lock the door and enjoyed my night. I thought this girl will leave angrily this morning she still get mind ask me for transport and I no give am.
So with this write-up, we are supposed to tell you Kudos?

If your story was anything to go by, then i am truly ashamed and disappointed in you.

Na yourself you still dey expose to danger.
Politics › Re: GICN: Tinubu Implemented Toxic Economic Policies Within 2 Months — Group by Dshocker(m): 8:21pm On Aug 11, 2023
You guys should stop it abeg...

Someone that built Lagos State from scratch, and raised the revenue is trying to help the Nigeria economy, and you are complaining.
Romance › Re: Am I The Only One Suffering And Complaining About This Economy ?? by Dshocker(m): 8:19pm On Aug 11, 2023
Webdevpro:
I am getting frustrated day by day.
Are the so called politicians aware that the economy is really harsh??
Am I the only one that's a victim to this economy ??
I earn 100k monthly, and I barely use this money to care for myself not to talk of families. I barely go out to have fun. Is it that I don't know how to spend huh
I am getting frustrated day by day.

Please someone should speak up before I do sth harsh to myself. I'm not joking oooooo.
Oga you are the only one complaining ooO.

We the agbado supporters are having our accounts credited with 100k every month, to cushion the hardship.
Crime › Re: Slayqueen Caught On CCTV Stealing Hair At A Shop (pics/video) by Dshocker(m): 7:23pm On Aug 11, 2023
You guys misuse the word "slayqueen"
Business › Re: Jumia Delivery Man Uses Horse To Deliver Food Amid Fuel Subsidy (Photo) by Dshocker(m): 7:13pm On Aug 11, 2023
What APC cannot do, does not exist...
Romance › Re: Pathetic Story Of Simping and how a Nigerian woman defrauded him by Dshocker(m): 6:20pm On Aug 11, 2023
Unperturbedpota:
MEETING SISTER MARY… (1)

(P ls, I’d rather nobody contacts me after this post… I am not gonna be nice).

This lady with me in this picture is Kelechi Chimgozirim Ejikeme. She is also the Sister Mary I have written pages about in the past. She was one crooked human that left me with so much pain and trauma that I might never recover from in a life time, but seeing her behind bars would go a long way in making me feel better. She was also the origin of my trust issues and anxieties🤦‍♂️ Kelechi is welcome to point out any part of my story that she thinks is a lie or inaccurate in anyway, and to also give her side of the story.

How we met/became an item…
The first picture was the day we first met. I was passing through Abuja, and my flight out of Abuja was rescheduled unexpectedly and I had several hours before the flight, so I decided to go into town and hangout with some friends for some hours, and it was at that hang out I met Kelechi. It was love at first sight and we clicked instantly and like magic. I thought it would be the most beautiful story of my life, but it turned out to be the most tragic event in my whole life. She told me her boyfriend had just broken up with her on same day, but she didn’t tell me she had “multiple”🤷🏽‍♂️

I returned to Saudi Arabia shortly after we met, we continued to grow closer, talked everyday, shared a lot. On 31st day of March 2021, I made a Facebook post about that very day being the happiest day of my life because of 3 events that took place on the day before…
1. It was her 26th birthday
2. It was the day I passed the final stage of the UK Medical Licensure exams
2. It was the day she said ’yes’ to be after I had previously asked her to be the love of my life

Soon after, my instincts started acting up and questions started popping up.
-I noticed things about her didn’t add up
-I noticed her stories changed a lot
-I noticed she seemed to forget swathes of her previous stories, a whole lot
-I also knew she didn’t have any memory loss issues🤷🏽‍♂️ …so my conclusion was that she must have been making stuff up at a rate her memories couldn’t keep pace with or that she probably had a “double life”.

I discussed this with my guy Gerald Tk Okeke Rapheal who was my next door neighbour in the city where I lived in Saudi Arabia, and also with my mannest man Ugwuja Jude Nd. Gerard said I shouldn’t ignore my instincts, and that he doesn’t trust Naija girls. Meanwhile, my best friend thinks I’m too picky, and that my mind must have been playing tricks on me… this was what stopped me from disengaging at this stage. How wrong I was🤷🏽‍♂️

Other things I noticed about her…
- she seemed quite comfortable in Abuja without a job and without any known source of income.
-she was always hanging around popular/financially strong individuals, following them about like flies
-she seemed to having one pitiable story or another requiring me to dole out cash.
-she had too many contradictory stories about how she paid her bills in Abuja without a job

I did a few diggings at first and uncovered a few nasty histories which I would consider normal for most girls (if they were not posing as ‘Pastors’), but some of the sources were people who had interest in me, so it was easy for me to dismiss everything, instead, I made excuses for her, and I also decided to not dig anymore. Prior to this, I noticed she made a sudden transition from this slender ‘lepa’ with no curves, to this hourglass curves over night that I admired so much. I had my guesses, I connected a few dots and I asked her, she denied at first, but later volunteered the truth of her own volition, this made me see her as genuine… she also claimed that all of that was before she gave her life to Christ, and she gave me this impression of being a church girl, posted these prayer thingy on her WhatsApp every morning, made me pray with her on the phone all the time, even though I’m non-religious. She was at the forefront of everything going on in her church, and it made me admire her even more for her kind of dedication and I started fantasising about going to church with her every sunday. I legit fell for it 💯 percent 🤣🤣🤣

When we started at first, she claimed she had just lost her job in Abuja. She said her boss was sexually harassing her and terminated her job when she refused to sleep with him. Later on she said her company transferred her to Lagos and she didn’t want to live in Lagos, so she resigned. She changes the story to suit whatever conversations we were having at the time, and she doesn’t seem to remember what she had told me previously, I would later find out she didn’t have any job like she claimed. Later on she claimed her bills were paid for by ‘friends’ and later on she said her Dad pays her rent and gives her upkeep every month to sustain herself in Abuja, this claim contradicted her story of having a job that paid her 150k monthly which had just lost in the same month she met me🤷🏽‍♂️

She tried to paint this picture of a strong and independent woman to me, told me about how the men she dated complained about her refusal to accept monies from them (ashi ashi). I also picked up from her stories that every single one of them unceremoniously threw her away like garbage, and that got me very curious. According to her stories, some even nicely escorted her out, and quietly blocked her and that got me even more alarmed. I got all the more curious and decided to dig deeper, turned out they were all very rich folks, and mostly “abroad based guys”, with the exception of one guy who seemed like he was struggling financially, and who turned out to be the only guy she actually initiated a break-up with. I saw a pattern there, I also noticed an overlap of timelines, I pointed them out, she covered up quickly. I also confronted her about how she miraculously meets only very rich abroad men and Abuja big boys, she once again claimed it was before she gave her life to Christ… and I legit believed her again🤣🤣🤣

She lived in a one room face-me-I-face-you arrangement deep deep inside Jahi, where neighbours always quarrelled and fought outside almost every time I called. She shared this room with her younger brother who was struggling and complaining at the time about working for months without being paid. I saw that they couldn’t even sustain themselves at all, and were always cooking beans every time I called her on a video call. It would be an understatement to say she lived in a deplorable condition that didn’t match up with the facade she puts up on social media.

I felt the right thing to do was to pull out, but she said she was already deeply emotionally involved and that it would be “unfair” to leave her at that point. She attributed everything to her past, and given her sweet voice and how genuine she sounded, I decided to give her a real chance, I decided to wave everything aside and start with her on a clean slate. At this point, I also ‘basically adopted her’…

Initially, I started her on 50k monthly, to add to whatever she claimed her Dad was paying her monthly (which was a lie BTW). It was not enough, and she always needed more money, and I never turned her down.
1. I paid for her eye checks and glasses
2. I paid her everyday bills
3. She told me she wanted to acquire tech skills, so I enrolled her on Ekwutosinam Ada Nsukka’s classes, and also paid for other trainings she needed, programming languages/coding
4. Internet was hampering her trainings and she asked for a portable WIFI so she could have unlimited internet access, I gave her the money
5. She started sending me random pictures of clothings made by Eby Amanda Pius-Urum, including the one she named “Chimdi” which happened to be the name I go by… I got them all for her.
6. She said she wish to earn money on her own and wasn’t lucky at getting any jobs, so I started up the Ovaioza Garri thingy, just to give her a feeling of earning money by herself… Gerard was with me while I was having this conversation with her, and he overheard our conversation and was vehemently opposed to the idea of doing this much for a girl I’m not yet married to. My defence was that I basically saw her as ‘wifey’, so why not start spoiling her now😁

My next stories would be about:
1. how a failed and indecent attempt to coerce me into a quick marriage hatched into a plot to defraud me.
2. how much details and meticulousness that went into the plan to defraud me.
3. What steps I’ve taken to get justice (I will consult my lawyer first to know if I can talk about this in public😅)
The girl wasn't smart or wise enough.

If she was, she would have settled down with you, since you are financially ok, but she chose her prostitution lifestyle over you.
Romance › Re: Pathetic Story Of Simping and how a Nigerian woman defrauded him by Dshocker(m): 6:17pm On Aug 11, 2023
Unperturbedpota:
MEETING SISTER MARY… (1)

(P ls, I’d rather nobody contacts me after this post… I am not gonna be nice).

This lady with me in this picture is Kelechi Chimgozirim Ejikeme. She is also the Sister Mary I have written pages about in the past. She was one crooked human that left me with so much pain and trauma that I might never recover from in a life time, but seeing her behind bars would go a long way in making me feel better. She was also the origin of my trust issues and anxieties🤦‍♂️ Kelechi is welcome to point out any part of my story that she thinks is a lie or inaccurate in anyway, and to also give her side of the story.

How we met/became an item…
The first picture was the day we first met. I was passing through Abuja, and my flight out of Abuja was rescheduled unexpectedly and I had several hours before the flight, so I decided to go into town and hangout with some friends for some hours, and it was at that hang out I met Kelechi. It was love at first sight and we clicked instantly and like magic. I thought it would be the most beautiful story of my life, but it turned out to be the most tragic event in my whole life. She told me her boyfriend had just broken up with her on same day, but she didn’t tell me she had “multiple”🤷🏽‍♂️

I returned to Saudi Arabia shortly after we met, we continued to grow closer, talked everyday, shared a lot. On 31st day of March 2021, I made a Facebook post about that very day being the happiest day of my life because of 3 events that took place on the day before…
1. It was her 26th birthday
2. It was the day I passed the final stage of the UK Medical Licensure exams
2. It was the day she said ’yes’ to be after I had previously asked her to be the love of my life

Soon after, my instincts started acting up and questions started popping up.
-I noticed things about her didn’t add up
-I noticed her stories changed a lot
-I noticed she seemed to forget swathes of her previous stories, a whole lot
-I also knew she didn’t have any memory loss issues🤷🏽‍♂️ …so my conclusion was that she must have been making stuff up at a rate her memories couldn’t keep pace with or that she probably had a “double life”.

I discussed this with my guy Gerald Tk Okeke Rapheal who was my next door neighbour in the city where I lived in Saudi Arabia, and also with my mannest man Ugwuja Jude Nd. Gerard said I shouldn’t ignore my instincts, and that he doesn’t trust Naija girls. Meanwhile, my best friend thinks I’m too picky, and that my mind must have been playing tricks on me… this was what stopped me from disengaging at this stage. How wrong I was🤷🏽‍♂️

Other things I noticed about her…
- she seemed quite comfortable in Abuja without a job and without any known source of income.
-she was always hanging around popular/financially strong individuals, following them about like flies
-she seemed to having one pitiable story or another requiring me to dole out cash.
-she had too many contradictory stories about how she paid her bills in Abuja without a job

I did a few diggings at first and uncovered a few nasty histories which I would consider normal for most girls (if they were not posing as ‘Pastors’), but some of the sources were people who had interest in me, so it was easy for me to dismiss everything, instead, I made excuses for her, and I also decided to not dig anymore. Prior to this, I noticed she made a sudden transition from this slender ‘lepa’ with no curves, to this hourglass curves over night that I admired so much. I had my guesses, I connected a few dots and I asked her, she denied at first, but later volunteered the truth of her own volition, this made me see her as genuine… she also claimed that all of that was before she gave her life to Christ, and she gave me this impression of being a church girl, posted these prayer thingy on her WhatsApp every morning, made me pray with her on the phone all the time, even though I’m non-religious. She was at the forefront of everything going on in her church, and it made me admire her even more for her kind of dedication and I started fantasising about going to church with her every sunday. I legit fell for it 💯 percent 🤣🤣🤣

When we started at first, she claimed she had just lost her job in Abuja. She said her boss was sexually harassing her and terminated her job when she refused to sleep with him. Later on she said her company transferred her to Lagos and she didn’t want to live in Lagos, so she resigned. She changes the story to suit whatever conversations we were having at the time, and she doesn’t seem to remember what she had told me previously, I would later find out she didn’t have any job like she claimed. Later on she claimed her bills were paid for by ‘friends’ and later on she said her Dad pays her rent and gives her upkeep every month to sustain herself in Abuja, this claim contradicted her story of having a job that paid her 150k monthly which had just lost in the same month she met me🤷🏽‍♂️

She tried to paint this picture of a strong and independent woman to me, told me about how the men she dated complained about her refusal to accept monies from them (ashi ashi). I also picked up from her stories that every single one of them unceremoniously threw her away like garbage, and that got me very curious. According to her stories, some even nicely escorted her out, and quietly blocked her and that got me even more alarmed. I got all the more curious and decided to dig deeper, turned out they were all very rich folks, and mostly “abroad based guys”, with the exception of one guy who seemed like he was struggling financially, and who turned out to be the only guy she actually initiated a break-up with. I saw a pattern there, I also noticed an overlap of timelines, I pointed them out, she covered up quickly. I also confronted her about how she miraculously meets only very rich abroad men and Abuja big boys, she once again claimed it was before she gave her life to Christ… and I legit believed her again🤣🤣🤣

She lived in a one room face-me-I-face-you arrangement deep deep inside Jahi, where neighbours always quarrelled and fought outside almost every time I called. She shared this room with her younger brother who was struggling and complaining at the time about working for months without being paid. I saw that they couldn’t even sustain themselves at all, and were always cooking beans every time I called her on a video call. It would be an understatement to say she lived in a deplorable condition that didn’t match up with the facade she puts up on social media.

I felt the right thing to do was to pull out, but she said she was already deeply emotionally involved and that it would be “unfair” to leave her at that point. She attributed everything to her past, and given her sweet voice and how genuine she sounded, I decided to give her a real chance, I decided to wave everything aside and start with her on a clean slate. At this point, I also ‘basically adopted her’…

Initially, I started her on 50k monthly, to add to whatever she claimed her Dad was paying her monthly (which was a lie BTW). It was not enough, and she always needed more money, and I never turned her down.
1. I paid for her eye checks and glasses
2. I paid her everyday bills
3. She told me she wanted to acquire tech skills, so I enrolled her on Ekwutosinam Ada Nsukka’s classes, and also paid for other trainings she needed, programming languages/coding
4. Internet was hampering her trainings and she asked for a portable WIFI so she could have unlimited internet access, I gave her the money
5. She started sending me random pictures of clothings made by Eby Amanda Pius-Urum, including the one she named “Chimdi” which happened to be the name I go by… I got them all for her.
6. She said she wish to earn money on her own and wasn’t lucky at getting any jobs, so I started up the Ovaioza Garri thingy, just to give her a feeling of earning money by herself… Gerard was with me while I was having this conversation with her, and he overheard our conversation and was vehemently opposed to the idea of doing this much for a girl I’m not yet married to. My defence was that I basically saw her as ‘wifey’, so why not start spoiling her now😁

My next stories would be about:
1. how a failed and indecent attempt to coerce me into a quick marriage hatched into a plot to defraud me.
2. how much details and meticulousness that went into the plan to defraud me.
3. What steps I’ve taken to get justice (I will consult my lawyer first to know if I can talk about this in public😅)
My guy, its like the girl in question was very creamy down there, as to why she played you like a pack of cards.

She was using kayanmata on you.

Jahi is home to prostitutes in Abuja na.

You were dating a beautiful prostitute.
Politics › Re: Kebbi Governor Approves ₦675M Furniture Allowance For Elected Council Chairmen by Dshocker(m): 4:09pm On Aug 11, 2023
Greedy politicians
Sports › Re: Adult Website Offer £40M To Become Chelsea's New Shirt Sponsor by Dshocker(m): 3:39pm On Aug 11, 2023
Dangote should apply
Properties › Re: A Yoruba Developer, Stephen Akintayo, Buys Land For Real Estate In South-East by Dshocker(m): 3:36pm On Aug 11, 2023
Holluwhakemmy:
The Land they will fraudulently collect back from him. He's labouring in vain
Psycho...
Travel › Re: Reckless Driver Crushes Family Of Five To Death In Imo by Dshocker(m): 3:32pm On Aug 11, 2023
This life no balance, the husband already has one hand.

Like that one no do, another person still come kill am, with ehin family.

R.I.P.
Politics › Re: Senators Received N2 Million 'token' Each, just before Akpabio's Gaffe - PT by Dshocker(m): 3:23pm On Aug 11, 2023
So Nigerians should adjust and endure the suffering, while politicians should be favoured with humongous allowance to cushion the effect of the economy.

Unless Nigerians unite together to for a common goal, else these politicians will keep using tribalism to divide us and we keep suffering.
Sports › Re: 'Most Beautiful' Super Falcons Michelle Alozie Admits Having A Crush On Iwobi by Dshocker(m): 3:13pm On Aug 11, 2023
obembet:
She fine reach me, which one be the most beautiful. 😡😡😡😡
You this tribalist
Business › Re: My Experience With Money Doublers by Dshocker(m): 2:19pm On Aug 11, 2023
Damian911:
A guy approached me yesterday and introduced himself and pointed to the direction of few guys saying they're money doublers and I should give it a try that I won't regret it blah blah blah. Well, I already knew they were scammers but decided to play along. I started with #500 and they did their stupid abracadabra and gave me 5k that I won I pretended I was surprised and happy and told them I'll be back and getting I wanted to take all my savings but decided to take a part of it totalling #200k. I decided to play a fast one on them using psychology


Immediately I got there I told them I'm with 200k and whispered into their ears "Shh, you see this money I brought is nothing if you can double it for me, the company I work for kept #20m with me and I have access to my Dad's account and he's got #2.5m so if you double it for me I'll give you guys #20.5m and you double it we share the proceeds" They encouraged me to and quickly doubled the #200k to #500k. I pretended to be even more astonished and promised to be back with #20.5m. They encouraged me saying its my my opportunity of making it in life and utilize it well! Took the #500k and almost screamed "I Will Be Back"




Since I never go and the mugus have been calling me. I kukuma break make I have peace! They no know say if scamming was food chain I'll be the apex predator! They met the apex predator!
You are lying 100%...

If you took their 500k, make i bend.

Money doublers will let you go with such money?
Business › Re: My Experience With Money Doublers by Dshocker(m): 2:18pm On Aug 11, 2023
ikeno:
Des ur tory get k-leg. Money doubler go let u go wit 500k make I hear.
U dey mind am...
Family › Re: Married Men, What Is Your Experience With Single Ladies? by Dshocker(m):
There is no justification for cheating, whether as a man, or as a woman.
Crime › Re: Seyi Olayode Decomposing Body Found With Breast, Hair Missing In Ibadan by Dshocker(m): 1:17pm On Aug 11, 2023
Southwest and ritual are like 5&6
Celebrities › Re: Esther Nwankwo: Coordinator Of MBMN Marks 30th Birthday With Stunning Photos by Dshocker(m): 1:13pm On Aug 11, 2023
This is Alex Reporter's wife...

I wish her long life and prosperity.
Crime › Re: Omoniyi Boluwatife: Nurse Found Dead With Her Womb Missing In Oyo by Dshocker(m): 12:26pm On Aug 11, 2023
Onyiiobi7735:
Unfortunate indeed.The poor girl obviously went to hook up with ritualists and ended up dead.Ladies must be very careful with whom they relate in public places, because the days are evil and would continue to experience increased evil.
Prostitution in all its categories is the riskiest venture,any man or woman would engage in; because one would never know if a client is even human to start with.
Many unfortunate souls have fallen prey to ritualists,rapists,robbers,traffickers, and all sorts of sociopaths.
Calm down....

She went to celebrate her induction into midwifery care.

It could be your sister bro!!!
Education › Re: Anambra State Students Win Gold At International Debate Championship by Dshocker(m): 6:50am On Aug 11, 2023
Noblechykk:
You are trying to be clever by half. Peter Obi priotised education during his administration. He made huge investment in education. The record is there & clear
Right from 80s, Anambra has been disturbing...
Education › Re: Anambra State Students Win Gold At International Debate Championship by Dshocker(m): 6:30am On Aug 11, 2023
Truth is that; This has nothing to do with Peter Obi laying any ground work, Anambra people are very intelligent, when it comes to academics.

I don't want to say in Nigeria as a whole, but in the entire southeast, Anambra comes first in everything money, power and intelligence.
Politics › Re: Dokubo Seeks Permission To Battle Niger Coup Leaders by Dshocker(m): 6:16am On Aug 11, 2023
This fat pig wants to massacre untrained jobless Niger Delta youths, just to pay lip service to Tinubu, in other to take Tompolo's job
Education › Re: 16-Year-Old Scores 8As In Recently Released WAEC Result by Dshocker(m): 6:14am On Aug 11, 2023
Xscape1993:
God bless your existence my love...
Which love are you talking about, she is 16yrs bro ❌❌❌

In the United States, you are already classified as a pedophile.
Autos › Re: Why Does This Truck Have So Many Tires? (Photo) by Dshocker(m): 6:05am On Aug 11, 2023
GanagiBitrus:
Assumed 100k for a tyre but you're probably correct.
I last bought 315 for 220k
Business › Re: We Will Name & Shame Commercial Banks Engaged In Illegal Sales Of Dollars – CBN by Dshocker(m): 10:39pm On Aug 10, 2023
Every bank in Nigeria is guilty of this.

Branch managers divert dollars for personal gain, as to why if you go to banks, they mostly to tell you that they are out of dollar cash.
Autos › Re: Why Does This Truck Have So Many Tires? (Photo) by Dshocker(m): 9:36pm On Aug 10, 2023
GanagiBitrus:
Generally speaking, the Heavier the Load, the More the Number of Tyres.

But talk about spending over 4m just on Tyres! Rail transport would have been more suitable, unless perhaps it's not for long distances.
Which N4m?

You should be talking of N12m

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