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Romance › Re: If You Find Out That Your Husband Is Impotent After Marriage, What Will You Do? by Dshocker(m): 9:13pm On Aug 01, 2023
Samantha124:
Take him to men's clinic.
Samantha you are supposed to test run the engine, front and back, before know the condition it is 🍆🍆🍆
Romance › Re: Ladies, Will You Give A Man Money To Pay Your Bride Price by Dshocker(m): 6:50pm On Aug 01, 2023
Samantha124:
My sister paid half of her bride price... No one knew about it until one day her drunk husband told everyone everything.. grin grin grin.. She was so embarrassed.
Really grin
TV/Movies › Re: Phyna Is Crushing On Pere by Dshocker(m): 6:42pm On Aug 01, 2023
Phyna and co are desperately looking for a man in their life.

Mercy has non, and she is closing in on 35yrs
Politics › Re: I Passed Common Entrance In Primary 3 Because Of My Brilliance – Senator Abbo by Dshocker(m): 6:29pm On Aug 01, 2023
Isn't he the senator living with HIV?
Celebrities › Re: BBNaija's Nengi Shows Off Her Hot Body While On Vacation Abroad (Photos) by Dshocker(m): 6:26pm On Aug 01, 2023
drizslim:
Ashewo Kobo Kobo
Which kobo?

N5m upwards bro
Celebrities › Re: BBNaija's Nengi Shows Off Her Hot Body While On Vacation Abroad (Photos) by Dshocker(m): 6:25pm On Aug 01, 2023
Arabs go pay...

She will make around N100m before her vacation is over in Dubai.
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid Mistakenly Throws £100K Ring And Jacket To Fans During Show by Dshocker(m): 12:34pm On Jul 31, 2023
ExclusiveBet:
Renowned Afrobeats singer, Wizkid set tongues wagging after he mistakenly threw his expensive £100K ring to the crowd along with his jacket at his Tottenham Stadium show.


The name Wizkid has come to become synonymous with being a mighty crooner after the singer repeatedly sold out different event locations despite their huge capacity.

It was gathered that while giving the fans a show worth their time and money, the singer had intended to throw his jacket to his appreciative fans but had also thrown his ring which is reportedly worth 100,000 pounds.

Media personality, Basito revealed that the singer ordered, right on the spot, for another one to be made for him by his jeweler.

Wizkid mistakenly threw his £100k ring with his jacket to the crowd at his Tottenham Stadium show and he called the jeweler while the show was going on to make another one for him on the spot.
Imagine the joy on the face of the lucky fan that caught the ring🤭,” @itzbasito wrote.
These are pure lies, just to hype this status.

Rich artist like Jay-z and Diddy will go after that ring, if mistakenly thrown to the crowd.

WizKid should be calming down, because no ring was lost.
Crime › Re: Sele-ebi Ware-ebi: Suspected Cultist Kills Man For Wearing Red Beret In Delta by Dshocker(m): 11:46am On Jul 31, 2023
If you were once a cultist, God will punish you, and if you still a cultist, Devil will punish you.

Only a nincompoop chooses to become a cultist.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Niger Coup Leaders Prohibit Citizens From Using Social Media by Dshocker(m): 11:17am On Jul 31, 2023
StJasper:
Be mindful of what you say anywhere, especially on a public domain like this.

This statement is a treasonable statement.

You or anyone might want to argue this, but I will advise you to ask any lawyer first.
No need to ask any lawyer, i am one, and i can categorically tell you that Nigeria is a lawless country, where government don't respect the rule of law.

So if the government doesn't respect the law that they made, what do you make of the ordinary citizens that goes against the same rule?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Niger Coup Leaders Prohibit Citizens From Using Social Media by Dshocker(m): 10:21am On Jul 31, 2023
Its been long Nigeria had a coup, i am looking forward to one.

If i were God for 1week, i will compel everyone that has held elected or appointed political office from 1960, to give account of every financial dealings they had, and if you can't give the full details, you will die
Politics › Re: Mbah Sets Heavy Security Presence In Enugu Ahead Of Ekpa’s 2-Week Sit-At-Home by Dshocker(m): 8:27am On Jul 31, 2023
Pakute:
Until i see tucano jets pissing on those terrorists and their sympathisers, i won't take SE seriously.
Talk is cheap...
Romance › Re: For The First Time, I Understand How Men See Cheating by Dshocker(m): 7:20am On Jul 31, 2023
Queendera:
Men and women see things from a very different perspective and that's one of the reasons why I feel the two genders tend to have issues from time to time.

As a woman, if your man should cheat, most times, you can easily wave it aside.

But for men, it's a lot different.

A friend explain it to me like this:

A woman cheating on a man is the same hurt and betrayal a woman will feel if her lovely baby prefers another woman's breast milk to her own.

Now I'm no mother yet. But it'll be an irreparable damage to think that my child will want another person to breastfeed them instead of men.

Can't imagine what I'd feel at the thought of that.
You are almost there, but truth is that, you won't understand or feel what men feel.

A man can hardly take back a cheating wife.
Christianity Etc › Re: Happy Sunday. by Dshocker(m): 6:08am On Jul 31, 2023
Samantha124:
I used to be a Christian, but now I'm just a church goer.
God have mercy upon us grin grin grin
Romance › Re: A Friend Of Mine Sold Is Father Generator To Start Pos Business by Dshocker(m): 4:53am On Jul 31, 2023
orohbiro:
Good day I have this friend whoose father is very wealthy and own a company he is d ist son of his father but his father does not want him to work at his company. His father owns a Large lounge in Benin but the guy don't wear good cloths looking like who is suffering. Last week he sold one of the generators to go into POS business am not in support of him o. But he is thinking of what to tell his father he is 33yrs still at family house n still scared of his Dad .
His father's generator*

Do you know the meaning of being wealthy, or decided to borrow it just from a Chinese dictionary?

My friend, check well, the father might not have up to 200k in his account.
Romance › Re: A Cute Face Or A Curvy Shape, Guys Which Do You Prefer? by Dshocker(m): 4:47am On Jul 31, 2023
blessingnenye:
https://loveonet.com/4-most-common-relationship-issues-and-how-to-fix-them/
Why should i settle for less, when i can have both?

Abeg i no come this world to suffer.
Education › Re: Guys, Did I Overcharge This Woman For This? by Dshocker(m): 9:39pm On Jul 30, 2023
Jewessgratitud3:
Thank you o. Home service for that matter. I even suggested they bring the child to my house, she said no, that it has to be in their house.
You are going extreme, by asking the child be brought to your house for lesson.
TV/Movies › Re: Mercy: I Chased Ike From My House. He Doesn’t Wipe Nor Flush After Using Toilet by Dshocker(m): 8:24pm On Jul 30, 2023
Dimaya:


[b]It's official. Single women keep other women single by dishing out bad advice. Here's a girl just like her who keeps bragging she'll never cook or clean for her man. And willing to embarrass her ex publicly. No gracefulness, no mercy.


Asin eh.

Once they have failed relationships or marriage, they tend to poison the next woman around them, to see guys or men in general as bad omen or terrible beings
Romance › Re: How Can I Stop Football Betting Before It Kill Me (my Story) by Dshocker(m): 7:45pm On Jul 30, 2023
odenkirk:
i know this is not a right section for this thread, but i must do it here to attract more audience, since this is the most congested section on nairaland.
guys i need good advices and practical steps to take on how to stop this killer habit. i started football betting 2018 during my nysc days, i lost my allawee to the ruthless bookies and went back my village empty handed.
and it seems the curse is still following me, because since that time i have been wallowing in abject poverty and joblessness the little money i get from menial jobs i send it directly to the bookies account, right now that i am typing this with tears in my eyes i have no shi-shi i dont even know how to eat this night, thank god i am not feeling suicidal but honestly it aint easy, i want my life back i wanna be free from the chains of gambling.
i was living my normal life then i indulge myself into this killer habit now im just hopeless and poor with vision about my future, all i think about is how to come up with a strategy to hit the bookies hard today i understand its not possible, these guys had planned everything u can never win them. to anyone that had been there pls tell me how you successfully stop it, i am morethan ready to learn.
This past week alone, Ekitipikin won about N150m

Bossolamilekan won about N7m

Legitcalculator wins about N5m-N20m almost everyday

I can give you well predicted 1000 odds, to recover from your misery
Romance › Re: Adaora Anuamadi: Abuja Rich Real Estate Mogul Engaged To Her Fiance In Style by Dshocker(m): 6:54pm On Jul 30, 2023
meobizy:
Plus sized? That woman is fat. We should stop lying to ourselves.
grin grin grin

God will not forgive you, for this comment...
Politics › Re: Bianca Ojukwu Wins Legal Battle Over Ojukwu Estate by Dshocker(m): 5:16pm On Jul 30, 2023
jaeyking:
Speak for your family and don't assume you know mine
Youngsters 🤣

Don't forget this date bro 30/07/2023.

Just remember someone told you about.

Unless there is nothing you all are sharing together, particularly landed property.
Politics › Re: Bianca Ojukwu Wins Legal Battle Over Ojukwu Estate by Dshocker(m): 3:41pm On Jul 30, 2023
jaeyking:
smiley
How would my brother want to claim my property after my deathhuh

These things happen in families that lack love
U are funny brooo...

You think your family is any different?

Oga calm down, growing up in my family, the word "love" was discovered in my family.

To the extent we all eat from same tray.

We are 6 in my family, while my father's brother gave birth to 7 children, in peace and harmony we all lived, not until my father died and they want to claim his house in the village.

The only advice i will give you is; If your father leaves a property behind, endeavour to share it amongst siblings, so that once you all are married, there won't be any conflict.

Don't partner or do business with siblings, or any family member, because it will not end well.

Na women dey bring quarrel come family.
Family › Re: Are Physical Attributes So Important? by Dshocker(m): 1:56pm On Jul 30, 2023
TheUnsure:
Ex-husband, remarried.
And you already have 2 children and married before.

Truth is you are a mother of 2 already, and finding a single guy to come marry you with that, will be very difficult, unless you don't want to remarry, but for you to have brought your problem here shows that you are thinking of going ahead with it.

You both fit each other, since you both have baggages.
Family › Re: Are Physical Attributes So Important? by Dshocker(m): 1:47pm On Jul 30, 2023
TheUnsure:
I've been on my own since I was 27, so I'm supposed to live the rest of my life alonehuh When I didn't kill anybody cry
Where is your baby daddy?
Business › Re: Zenith Bank Re-Appoints Dame Adaora Umeoji As Deputy Managing Director by Dshocker(m): 2:53am On Jul 30, 2023
LastProphet:
She was knacking the MD of Julius berger as a corner and was bringing unbelievable accounts to zenith until ovia made her a senior mgr and director without knowing what to do with such a female magician. Pussy goes father than brain in Nigerian banking
Because na you dey help dem hold torchlight if dey are nacking, abi?

Without proof, you come online to write and condemn someone with assumptions.
Family › Re: Trying To Help My Family Member And It Backfired by Dshocker(m): 2:40am On Jul 30, 2023
exstreve:
I know there are some differences between families which can be caused by so many reasons. But one thing I can confidently say is that, in this world, there can never ever be any reason(s) why my family will ever have a major issue. Maybe I've not seen, maybe it'll happen, but currently I don't see any.
Calm down bro, you sound like a youngster!!!

If there are 1000 different united families, living in peace, once the 1000 families goes into business with relations, all will have the family problem.

In what so ever you do, do not involve family in a business.
Romance › Re: Why Infidelity Is On The Rise In Marriages by Dshocker(m): 2:31am On Jul 30, 2023
GorgeousAF:
Lack of commitment!!!!
You woo a lady,u marry her and all of a sudden you stop doing the things that made her fall in love with you,no effort at all whatsoever..you reduce d calls to zero,no care,no affection..... especially if she has kids for you then you think that's where her life ends...some men need to do better..na just fear of God if not!!!!!
Some women, or most women also have to do better, to also look attractive to their husband.

Once they get married, she loses shape like is no man's business.
Romance › Re: Nigerian Couple’s Transformation Photos Causes Buzz Online by Dshocker(m): 5:57pm On Jul 29, 2023
Ruth1994:
See breast wey this small boy dey enjoy o. Life no balance
Big boobs are not attractive
Romance › Re: Men Why Do You Lose Interest Once A Lady Accepts You by Dshocker(m): 12:45pm On Jul 29, 2023
b0rn2fuck:
If after knacking, you will realise all hole are the same things and it beauty of skin doesn't determine how sweet it is.
All are not the same brooo
Romance › Re: Men Why Do You Lose Interest Once A Lady Accepts You by Dshocker(m): 12:41pm On Jul 29, 2023
Lol..... Because the chase is over 🤣
Foreign Affairs › Re: Niger Ex-finance Minister Cries After Told To Explain Missing Funds Or Die by Dshocker(m): 12:37pm On Jul 29, 2023
Na matter of time, this will happen in Nigeria soon.
Romance › Re: What Advice Do You Have For A 35 Year Old With No Job, No Skill, No Wife . by Dshocker(m): 10:39am On Jul 29, 2023
Sirchiboy:
He is my friend and is on the verge of giving up on life.
Please advice him
It is never too late...

He should learn a trade for a period of 6months to 1yr.

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