₦airaland Forum

Rokiat:
Sucking your dick is not the problem but do you return the favour?

Because many of you bush African men are very selfish and only cares about your own pleasure…..putting the lady pleasure last.

A real men knows a woman’s pleasure matter and will ever try his best to make her cums before himself.


If you want your dick sucked make sure you’re licking her plate as well.

If you continue like this, na hell fire straight, Jesus Christ no go even ask you "why"....

Samantha124:
Yes, they are..

But my problem is that they are hostile to Nigerians.

They claim Nigerian men steal their jobs and their women, hence the xenophobic attacks.

Samantha124:
Meaning?

Na pidgin English slang i drop for you so, if you no understand, ask person to interpret am for you.

Samantha124:
All SA girls are pretty.. you guys just know Zulus more.

Zulus are the biggest and the most popular and talked about tribe in South Africa.

Samantha124:
I don't have any.

Shey you dey whine me ni?

But the Interpol demanded for Abba Kyari, so why haven't the same government extradited him to the US?

ahnie:
Ontop my food ,naim you dey hold ground,if you be wizard,your witchcraft go strong o.

Ordinary yam na N1,500...

ahnie:
Why you like to dey disturb your self unnecessary?
Just asking.

U dey lie still dey tell me why i dey disturb myself unnecessarily.

Repent for the kingdom of God is at hand.

Zonefree:
Forget patriotism, South Africa get fine girls abeg.

See fine tall girl with tender skin.
No bleaching
No toothpick legs
No burnt knuckles like PH bolé
No protruded belly as a result of excess goat meat pepper soup and catfish pepper soup coupled with Smirnoff ice and hollandia yoghurt.

Nigerian girls are mostly short like fire hydrant. You hardly see a tall and pretty Nigerian girl.




God bless South African girls for me abeg. See as girl set and fresh like today's bread.

Yes, dem girls fine like kilode, but dem girls carry HIV like buy gala.

Samantha124:
8. Your favorite tribe, Zulu..

I will visit South Africa by November and i will make sure to visit Nguni communities, to see Zulu people.... Seems they have the most prettiest girls.

Samantha124:
This up coming weekend is gonna be a long weekend and I honestly wasn't planning on going home because I just need a break from my family. But I received a call yesterday that a relative is getting married this up coming weekend and that one of the bridesmaids just told them that she couldn't make it and they need someone to replace her ASAP, so they chose me.

They said I could buy any kind of a dress as long as it's the same colour as the bridesmaids dresses... The bride has already gotten a stylist that's gonna do the bridesmaids hair and makeup and I'm told that all bridesmaids will be made to wear lace wigs.. I don't like wigs, especially lace wigs whereby I'm gonna have my forehead glued.. the longest I've worn a wig I think it was for 5 or 6 hours, and it was very hot... I removed it even before I got home..

I've never owned a wig before and I don't think I'll ever do, but I don't know, maybe things may change in the future.. I only do braids and style my natural hair.

So I want to know from ladies who most of the time wear wigs, especially lace wigs... How do you cope in them? Especially in this blazing hot African weather?

What is your Instagram handle?

ahnie:
The cheap meal I prepared as dinnerwith just #500
Ingredients
2 sachet tomatoes paste
Ginger n garlic
One knoor seasoning used.
Sachet Benny
Groundnut oil
Crayfish(optional)
My fam is a sucker for crayfish.
Fresh tomatoes
8 cone of raw eggs
Fresh pepper
Fresh tomatoes.

Madam i don't understand you, you said the food was prepared with just N500?

But only the egg is N800, and if i calculate properly, you spent about N2,500 on this food.

Obavoh:
I had the opportunity to spend the weekend in a rich man’s house and it was a terrible experience for me.

I was given a small room in the boys quarters and was shocked to find out I will have to spend the night with 3 other grown men. The only bed available in the room was a student’s mattress. I had to sleep on the veranda.

The food they served me was very small. I found out they only cooked 2 times a day, breakfast and dinner.

You don't even have a good phone to snap with, talk more of condemning the free food you get.

And yet you have 4+1 children, haba.

Devonelle:
Obavoh so your salary is not up to 50k yet you have 4 kids with one on the way

WHAT A BRAVE FOOL

Miracle no dey tire Jesus...

Diligent1:
I eat 3 times daily except if I don't have any money on me that is when I eat less than that.
I wake up 4:30am everyday, do the house chores prepare the children and myself for work and immediately I get back from work, I checked the children activities for the day and also do some domestic work before I sleep around 11:00pm so I use food to energise myself.

I can tell your body size

All these rubbish happening in Nigeria, wouldn't be possible in the days of Moses in the Bible, God would have angrily striked APC and their supporters with death or something.

Disgusting

Draslo:
Someone you didn't know much about before 2022.

I have known him as far back as 1998, before he dreamt of becoming a governor.

And i can categorically tell you he is humble to a fault... Including his siblings.

That was how the family was brought up.

Sonnobax15:
. You're definitely still a kid...And I strongly believe you haven't for once left the 4 corners of your street for another state entirely,hence, that's probably the reason you're here talking nonsense.....Make nairaland bashing dey deceive you........Go out there and see for yourself youngie........WE DON'T HATE EACH OTHER/ONE ANOTHER....

How many states have you been to?

This is a situation being depicted in this picture below 🤣🤣🤣

HAkorehdeh:
First, I consider myself a good person too, but occasionally, I learn new ways to be better, and it's essential that I adopt them too.
So, I missed my 7pm and 8pm congregational prayers last night because I didn't want to miss any moment of Manchester United's match last night (Our mosque is kinda far).

After the first 10 minutes of the second half, I knew we had no chance of winning. It was already past 8 o'clock when I looked at the clock, so I decided to finish up outdoors before nightfall; I mainly wanted to buy raw beans and plantains.

It was a pleasant 15-minute stroll to my preferred vendor. I inquired if the lady had plantains and beans. She informed me that she did not have plantains and that I might find them at a different seller further down the street. The other vendor I contacted likewise indicated they were out of stock (for plantains). Meanwhile, she was attending to one guy when I arrived. The guy would be in his mid 20's, just like me. He realized I was worried and told me he could take me to where they sell plantain if I didn't mind. I obliged immediately.

Of course, there were street lights everywhere in my street, so I had nothing to worry about security-wise. But I couldn't imagine myself going that extra mile in helping a random stranger we might never meet again. The dude took me up to the third street until we reached the point where a vendor sells plantains. Unfortunately, when we arrived there, the woman had already closed. The woman was Igbo, but another Yoruba elderly woman hadn't closed yet.

When she asked what we were looking for, I told her in Yoruba (cuz I sensed from her pidgin accent that she was Yoruba). She replied the woman just closed a few minutes ago, but we should wait, that she would go and call her for us. This woman couldn't even stand straight enough and was using a walking stick, yet she went up to 10 mins walk to fetch her fellow vendor who was Igbo and younger. All this while, the guy that took me there was also waiting.

While the woman was gone, we chatted throughout. He told me he was new in the area and came for some carpentry jobs (apparently, he is a carpenter). I personally am fun to chat with, but I really suck at initiating a conversation. We talked the whole time until the old Yoruba woman returned and was followed by the Younger woman, who was Igbo. I bought my stuff and thanked everyone. When I was about to leave, the guy asked for my name and told me his (his name was Wisdom). I was really impressed.

As I said earlier, I consider myself a good person, but I never saw myself going that extra mile to help a random stranger. From the guy I met that took me to the vendor to the older woman who left her shop to fetch her fellow vendor. All I saw were good people, and I learned something new. There are good people in Nigeria, and If the majority of us can be good, it'd be a significant step toward making our country great again!

My apology for the errors in my writeup.
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Good ba wo!

Yorubas hate Igbos, and Igbos hate Yorubas.... There is no love amongst us anymore, since the Yoruba politicians decided to break the camel's back.

kyber:
So I gave my babe money to cook and she cooked this . Picture below 👇
Like i was expecting her to cook one heavy soup with stock fish instead she prepared this low budget casserole.
I was so mad at her like I asked her what she used the money to do but she was giving me inflated market price food stuff like I don’t go to the market.

Why are girls like this?

Please what do I do to her? cause this is not the first time

I no blame you, na Bet9ja i blame, for allowing you cashout.

Na who get something to offer fit dey wicked, in a situation where you have nothing, it is best you stay calm and be loyal.

KiNg0G:
Will you blame me? Just this year alone I have slept with 28 girls all prostitute and I did it raw with some of them.

It started last 2week lymph node appeared at the back of my head. While streaming on TikTok they say it's the early signs of HIV. Since Thursday I have been feeling fiverish.. with muscle pain it keeps recurring. I got discharged on Saturday but ran back to the hospital this early morning because I couldn't sleep at night. The doctor was forced to do a general test on me, at first I wanted to insist because I know my yansh will open because have already concluded I'm HIV positive with all this symptoms but I had no choice.. I'm still here in the hospital fixed on drip and the test results just came in to my surprise the nurse said my sugar level is good and I'm HIV negative

This is the same status I have been avoiding
to check because I have made up my mind I'm infected.
I have been thinking how to go for HIV program and the antiviral drug

And you are happy saying this?

Oga after 3 months, go back and have another test conducted.

Offpointng:
When I say these clans really cannot do or make significant progress without the SW and Yorubas, they do come for my head. I thought they said Yorubas are betrayals and tribalistic?? Why has Obi been moving from one Yoruba elder's house to the other? What happened to all the Onowu's court in the SE? why is he not visiting any of them?? Are they so Inconsiquential??

Pls we urgently need answers

Your name off point truly is a proof that humans respond according to the meaning of their names.

Was Peter Obi at anytime quarreling or didn't visit elders round the country, even before the election?

Guy rest in Jesus name and pray to God to help you with wisdom, you lack an atom of it.

Cassandraloius:
This is very unpleasant and unacceptable, he should be arrested, imagine marrying someone that is old enough to be your great grand child.
This is total BS!

Is she complaining 🎤🎤🎤

Most domestic airlines are struggling financially, they are just managing and hanging on.

Those tyres that burst has either expired or worn out, yet they still kept managing the situation.

I don't think i can use any other airline apart from Air Peace.

oyaaa:
Tell me the developed country that girls don’t open legs anyhow
See this thing is everywhere not just Nigeria
Even with the 250k per month the greedy ones will still practice prostitution to earn more. Poverty isn’t fully the reason for this. It’s just laziness and greed
Babes on nowadays don’t wanna do hard work and they see this as an easy way out. That’s just the truth

In aboard, you must work in other to pay your bills, nobody is ready to shoulder or accommodate you, not even your siblings.

Everybody is busy and occupied with work, both male and female.

The girls over there are earning pretty well that they can afford their basic life necessity, so using money to woo them will not work, unlike here where there is no source of income, that is why Nigerian girls has to compromise by selling their body.

Places like Canada or England, do you think you can afford to pay the services of a prostitute?.... When you can barely save more than $2,000 in a month.

You can ask new migrants whatsup with their sex life.... Some stay as much as 1-3yrs without sex.

More than 80% of girls into hookup/prostitution/runs or what ever you call it are not happy with the hustle, but are doing it because they have bills to pay.

Rokiat:
Ask for money.

That is dustie repellent. They will run as far away from you as possible.

How much is money?

There are guys that believes that money commands any girl, and at such, they tend to spoil her with money at the toasting stage.

Some guys first approach be like; weekend in Dubai, me and you

Of which 85/100 of girls will fall for it.

In developed countries, before a woman will open her legs for a man, it means she loves him.

So poverty and lack of jobs are the major cause fueling the insatiable greed in some girls to open their legs anytime, provided that the theme; money for hand, back for ground

These girls just wants to survive.

Imagine an oil rich country like Nigeria paying her citizens above 18yrs 250k for monthly upkeep, do you think that hookup will be thriving?