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Romance › Re: How I Made One Of The Most Brilliant Lady In My Department Get A Carry Over by Dshocker(m): 6:01pm On May 07, 2023
kyber:
Amanda was a one of most brilliant lady in my department, she was so brilliant, intelligent and very stingy, her stinginess was so bad that she never let anyone copy from her, even in the exam hall.
We all will be given assignments and practicals to write and report, she will be the first to get hers done, oya share for us to copy, Big wahala.

This made 70% of my course mates hated her so much and avoided seating with her during examinations.

It was our last paper of the session examination which was Mth112 ( algebra and trigonometry).

Everyone avoided her, but I never did, instead I sat very close to her.

“Amanda please open for me na, make I copy small”, I said to Amanda.

Amanda pretended not to have heard me, I repeated myself several times.
Until she decided to look back.

“Amanda, this thing you are doing is not fair na, please open for me I want to copy no 1”.i said

“Ehhh, na so you dey do., from no 1 you go enter no 5, see you go change some things oo put your own words but meanwhile you will untill I finish” she said to me

“my own words kwa, for calculation course, ok no prob I will be, please be fast you know say, time don go”. I said to Amanda

“No wahala I will be fast, just wait for me, once I finish I will give you my script to copy”.

I was very very surprised and happy at the same time, so Amanda of all people will finally give someone, her almighty answer booklet to copy from.
I decided to wait, not until I heard 20 mins more and yet Amanda has not even turned nor even say a Hi since she made that promised.
Probably she has forgotten, sha let me remind her. I mumbled.

I called her but she ignored me, I kept on calling and dragging her yet no response from her.
5 minutes more, I got provoked, stood up and submitted my empty script and immediately Amanda stood up and followed suit

This girl is very very heartless, if she never wanted to show me, she would have told me and not telling me to wait let her finished, no this is the height of it.

I patiently waited for her to submit, when she submitted and left the hall, I quickly ran back to the supervisor and said “Sir please, I forgot to write my reg number”, I said with my knees almost on the floor.

“Okay, go there pick you booklet, write your reg number and leave the hall”, my supervisor said.

“Thank you very much sir” , I greeted him. I pretended, I was looking for my booklet, I picked up Amanda's answer booklet folded it and left.

On reaching outside, I brought it out and disposed it inside the waste bin.

See you next year, Amanda 😏.

An eye for an eye, a nose for a nose😔

My name is Maxwell Henry Chidubem

The Small Boy God Is Helping

Please follow me for more interesting life experience stories
You can't perpetrate such act and go scott free.

Omo, wetin God go deny for your life, you no go like am.
Romance › Re: How Do I Make Guys Lose Interest In Me by Dshocker(m): 5:49pm On May 07, 2023
Ilamina:
undecided
If care is not taken, your type usually gets toasters once in 6 months...

You fine reach Alicia keys?
Celebrities › Re: Mr Ibu's Daughter, Jasmine Okafor Is Engaged To Ken Erics by Dshocker(m): 4:37pm On May 07, 2023
I hope Jasmine will be submissive.

Only time will tell.
Romance › Re: Worst Date; Man Shares 400k Bill With Lady & Her Girlfriend He Went On Date With by Dshocker(m): 4:19pm On May 07, 2023
Jennymine:
Money is talking 🌝🌝
Why love money so much?
Romance › Re: So Girls Are Attracted To Guys That Do This(pics) by Dshocker(m): 2:26pm On May 07, 2023
IamdbuII:
Never knew girls like guys that dress fashionably, and it's not as if I Sabi dress, na Maldives_island_collections dey cover me.

Check us out on Instagram
@maldives_island_collections
When are you releasing your album, abi na singles?

After all you've been in the industry for more than 10yrs.
Christianity Etc › Re: Are People Only Coming To Church For Welfare Mostly? by Dshocker(m): 9:09am On May 07, 2023
Flick490:
Which church gives welfare? Dey play.
E be like say na canopy church you dey go.

Come for island, make you see some churches dey pay choir members 50k-200k for being a member every month.
Family › Re: Please How Can I Fade This Scar From Appendicitis Surgery Below My..(pic.ins.) by Dshocker(m): 5:14am On May 07, 2023
doggedfighter:
Hope you are not asking this question because the men in your life are complaining?





If yes , then not necessary


If you are doing it for you then it's okay



If you love body arts, a small cute tattoo will do.
Most things you do are for men
Romance › Re: Guys I Need Your Answer On This Is Troubling Me by Dshocker(m): 4:35am On May 07, 2023
It is terrible.
Health › Re: My Dick Is Bringing Out Pus by Dshocker(m): 4:30am On May 07, 2023
smalldivk111:
What might be wrong?

Since October last year when I bleeped one my girl my dvck has never been the same

Blisters has now become part the of my dvck
I was ashamed to visit the hospital and was rubbing funbact a on it….. the funbact clears the blister but just temporarily

After then someone prescribed a drug for me which I used it, it cleared the blisters but after a while they resurface but not like the first time…. the blister will grow then pus will on be coming out of the blisters on my scrotal sack and my penis

Mehn I’m so boxed up on what to do right now can’t even have s.x with my girl for some months now cuz I’m scared I minght infect her

So inconvenienced as the pus is afflicted with pains im experiencing pains on my divk and then can’t even relax properly most times

Is showing as its going but the pains I’m experiencing now is out of this earth I regret doing that shit

Please what should I do?
Since last year you've not treated yourself?

Mennnnnh, all i can say is that you are a dead man 😂😂😂

Stay away from sex, no be every girl you see, you go want enter.
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Meets Atiku Abubakar At Gov. Diri Father's Funeral by Dshocker(m): 2:24am On May 07, 2023
helinues:
Tinubu win the election, declared as president elect, to be sworn in on May 29.

Both my heart and subconscious mind believe that.

Tell us whom your heart told you won.
Can you swear with your life before a Deity that Tinubu won the election by merit?
Education › Re: Miracle Anele, Rivers University SUG President & His Bodyguard (Photos) by Dshocker(m): 5:33pm On May 06, 2023
davillian:
When people who really wants your head comes for you
That thing Called body guard would run...
I swear broooo!

Was it not last year in Anambra state, the owner of capital oil and gas, Ifeanyi Uba was attacked in a convoy, comprising of almost 20 DSS officers well armed, the only thing that saved him was his bullet proof car he bought not up to 1 month before the assassination attempt.

Talk more of this SUG moving around with ordinary bouncers that have zero combat training and also not armed 🤣🤣🤣

Omo true true, once dem hear sound of gun, dem go leave this guy run.
Romance › Re: Let's Bet 20k, OBI Will Lose Woefully In Tribunal by Dshocker(m): 1:27pm On May 06, 2023
JackDaAlienz:
I'm too rich for that
U are too rich for that and you want to stake 20k?

Why not raise it to N20m if you are ready for business.
Romance › Re: Let's Bet 20k, OBI Will Lose Woefully In Tribunal by Dshocker(m): 1:09pm On May 06, 2023
JackDaAlienz:
I have already seen the future and it's not looking good for Peter obi.
Tinubu will be and he is our president
May 29th he will be sworn in

Tinubu will win hands down in Tribunal
If you love obi tell him to accept his loss and stop disgracing himself
Mr seer.

I will advise you use your talent to see into your future, so you can help yourself financially.
Romance › Re: On Marrying Younger Ladies by Dshocker(m): 1:02pm On May 06, 2023
seniorgozman:
Her younger sister told me in confidence and even backed it up with facts. The annoying thing is that her father is a Bishop in one these big churches and she is very active with church activities. She was used by some yahoo boys. You will never suspect her of runs.
I quietly withdrew and left the mumu man to his fate to marry a walking corpse.
Why would her sister go to such extent to stab her sister?

Has problem is spiritual and has a solution.
Romance › Re: On Marrying Younger Ladies by Dshocker(m): 12:33pm On May 06, 2023
seniorgozman:
To me it depends on the girl's lifestyle. Someone I wanted to marry was just 24 and has no womb. When I discovered, I quietly backed out. At that time a man was dragging her with me and went ahead to marry her. My friends were surprised that I didn't resist. I told everyone that the marriage won't last. In less than 6 months the man divorced her after discovering
How did you find out she has no womb?
Politics › Re: Moment The Ekweremadus & Their Doctor, Were Sentenced By UK Judge (Video) by Dshocker(m): 11:44am On May 06, 2023
Criminals...
Investment › Re: Legit Paying Update by Dshocker(m): 11:33am On May 06, 2023
I don't need to open the site to tell if it is a scam or legit site.

Nigerians are dubious in nature

Our wickedness na follow come.
Politics › Re: Rufai Oseni Speaks On Tinubu's Visit To Rivers State (Video) by Dshocker(m): 8:52am On May 06, 2023
IyaebeTheGreat:
Hand will soon touch him and obi very soon. Ndiala
You and your lots are asiwere eniyan.
Politics › Re: FG Begins Aso Villa Renovation Ahead Of Tinubu’s Inauguration by Dshocker(m): 8:14am On May 06, 2023
Everytime a new government enters, or about to enter, they spend billions renovating.

Nigeria needs help.
Education › Re: 25% In FCT: Exam Question From ABU, Zaria Law Faculty by Dshocker(m): 4:47pm On May 05, 2023
alsudan:
If there’s a rerun, you know who all of Obi’s votes will go to naa. Thiefnubuu is finished
Not until Peter Obi has proved that his vote numbers were reduced to place him in 3rd position.
Romance › Re: Is She The Most Sexualized Underage Nigerian Girl On Social Media? by Dshocker(m): 8:13am On May 05, 2023
Infolenka:
Are there not laws in this country prohibiting the sexualization of underage girls?

Even if those laws aren't implemented, don't Nigerian men have shame and decency?

Me I like woman a lot, especially busty ones, but I know when to draw a line.

This Rita Benard is clearly underage yet she is allowed to sexualize and prostitute herself on social media and in real life.

Doesn't she have parents or older siblings? What's going on in this country. Look at her face, she is clearly still a kid yet when you read her comment section you will see all sorts of sexual comments from men.

The fact that her body is developing faster than her age doesn't give anyone the right to sexualize a kid.
Wetin you find go her page, if e no dey hungry you.

Besides this girl is no small girl.
Romance › Re: Why Do People Have Sex To Satisfy Themselves Or Their Partner by Dshocker(m): 8:09am On May 05, 2023
Wordsfrombimpe:
In my own view

When people use I have sex to satisfy him or her make no sense to me

But let’s hear from your own view
Why do you eat to fill your stomach?
Celebrities › Re: "This Your Daughter Must Die" - Seyi Law Shares Death Threats Sent To His Wife by Dshocker(m): 4:06am On May 05, 2023
lhordspy:
This Obidient 'madness' is now beyond politics, it is now full blown terrorism.

This is how Bko haram started, this is how herdsmen menace started, this is how !POB started, gradually and gradually, from 'they are angry, they are setup; you know that victimisation card (No be us !), they are fighting for their right, they have freedom of speech, they have the right to protest; untameable to uncontrollable, intractable to ungovernable .. Then boom ! Full blown barbarous, ferocious terrorists.

Sometimes you wonder; where is Peter Obi ? , in all these. A man with a promising political career, sit back and watch how sadists, mentally deranged people, terrorists, treasonable fellows, emotiional kids ignorant of how certain words have certain implications, religious extremists parading as God's sent, country-haters , .....burn down his political ambition to the ground.

I think he is enjoying all these himself. Reason why we the progressive stood for sanity, we voted sanity. Cos' 'Evil will win if the good people do nothing'
What has Peter Obi got to do with this?

Abi you no go school?
Politics › Re: Igbos No Dey Learn by Dshocker(m): 3:54am On May 05, 2023
IdiotOjukwu:
Everybody can see the missile igbos are throwing at tinubu from chimamanda to their other elites.

Once tinubu is sworn in and he neglect the South-East like buhari did..

Igbos should not complain and start preaching fake love with yorubas by that time o.


I am keeping all this post election events for future purpose.


LOVE LIVE YORUBALAND

GOD BLESS BOLA TINUBU
Guy, if only you are a human being, you would have rejected evil over good...

Na tribal imperialism dey worry you.
Politics › Re: Tinubu And Wike's Motorcade In Port Harcourt Today (Video) by Dshocker(m): 5:46pm On May 04, 2023
oikirodah:
Tinubu And Wike's Impressive Convoy Raises Hopes for Better Governance in Nigeria(Video)

Former Lagos State Governor and President-elect , Asiwaju Bola Tinubu, and Governor Nyesom Wike of Rivers State were seen leaving the
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6QIJRplm4o

The sight of the array of beautiful and sophisticated cars, including Range Rovers, Land Cruisers , and Mercedes-Benz, has captured the imagination of many Nigerians, who are hoping that this class and sophistication will be translated into governance.

The impressive display of luxury cars may be seen as a symbol of the leadership that Tinubu and Wike could bring to the table, a leadership of class and sophistication.

However, it is important for our leaders to remember that their primary responsibility is to serve the people and not to amass wealth and power for themselves. While the convoy was impressive, it is the impact of their leadership on the lives of Nigerians that will truly matter.

As Nigerians continue to hope for better governance, let us hope that our leaders will not disappoint us and that they will use their positions of power to improve the lives of all Nigerians.


Osigwe Omo-Ikirodah, chairman and CEO of Bush Radio Academy, writes in from Port Harcourt.
This is totally rubbish...

This rogues are wasting tax payers money, and you are praising them for doing stupid things.

In a sane country, no governor should move around with more than 4 cars
Family › Re: My Dad Insists That My Fiancée Must Take Fertility Test Before Marriage by Dshocker(m): 5:37pm On May 04, 2023
beekind:
I am a 38 year old Nigerian American citizen dating a 26 year old Nigeria girl.
I grew up in Nigeria but travelled out to the USA when I was 25 years old, I am a citizen now and doing really well for myself.
I met a beautiful and godly Nigerian girl on facebook and we have been dating for some months now we are now thinking of marriage, she is in Nigeria while I am in the USA.

Some weeks ago my dad asked me to do some tests and send to him, (He is a medical doctor), I did them, turns out to be fertility tests and all was perfect.
I just told him about my fiance and my plans to get married in some months time and he said she has to do fertility test before he can agree to the marriage.

This was very shocking for me as he insisted that it is his position, I haven't told my fiance cos I dont know how to and my fiance is scheduled to pay my parents a visit for the first time in Port Harcourt in 2 weeks time.
My fiance is from Delta but lives in Portharcout as my parents while we are from Port harcourt.

My dad has said if I cannot tell her that he will, what do you guys think ?

Honest advise please and admin kindly push to front page for wider advise.

Thanks.
Man you are very funny, fertility test are one of those things you must check in a woman, just like checking your blood group or genotype and hiv test.

It is mandatory, your father shouldn't even remind you of it, i am sooo surprised you even brought this up, seeking for people's opinion.

Fertility test has nothing to do with trust issues, these are some of the prerequisite procedures one must take before marriage, even some church will ask you bring the test along, including virginity test.

No let mumu love blind you, make dem no scam you ooO, because you might end up marrying an empty barrel.
Food › Re: Indomie Noodles Made In Nigeria Are Safe For Consumption ― NAFDAC by Dshocker(m): 4:59pm On May 04, 2023
Indomie don't mind bribing NAFDAC DG with N1B to declare it safe for consumption.

I don't trust Nigeria government/agencies.
Travel › Re: Sudan: We Need 4 Aircraft To Bring Nigerians Back — FG by Dshocker(m): 2:28pm On May 04, 2023
A private organisations has volunteered to due the evacuation, but you turned it down and here they telling us that they need 4 planes to carry out the evacuation.

That is non of our fucking problem, just do it and stop telling Nigerians how many planes you need, or what are we supposed to do with the information?

The reason why they turned down Air Peace, was to have room for embezzlement...... At the end, we going to see a headline that reads "It cost the fed government N50b for the evacuation.
Politics › Re: Sudan: Nigerian Evacuees Get N100,000 Each, N25,000 Recharge Cards, 1.5 GB Data by Dshocker(m): 2:26pm On May 04, 2023
IyaebeTheGreat:
Madam Abike really tried, God bless her, God bless Asiwaju . The FG tried as well
Madam it wasn't Abike that evacuated them, neither was she the one that gave them the money.

Besides if it were her commission that did the evacuation, what are you thanking her for, when it is your duty as an office holder.

Due to poverty, the brains of some Nigerians has been affected, they see abnormality as normal.

No citizen is supposed to celebrate or thank any political office holder for building any infrastructure, because that was what they were elected or appointed for, considering the fact that the you pay your tax

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