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Agriculture › Re: Multi-million Dollar Coconut Plantation Destroyed In Akwa Ibom – Gov Emmanuel by Dshocker(m): 3:00pm On May 17, 2023
sreamsense:
Before it used to be "Fear North", but nowadays, it is usually "Fear East" even more than the north; exact reason it never crossed Dangote mind to even cite largest refinery in anything east because Ipob/esn can wake up one day and ask Ekpa's oil and gas foreign minister to take over because it is in alaigbo's east. Before you know it, US expatriates and other foreign workers hired by Dangote may be kidnapped and carry to inside one Ozu Forrest where they practice cannibalism. Always Fear East since kanu exported criminalities to alaigbo due to hatred of Buhari winning election against Jonathan
First of all Akwa Ibom is a South South region.

And when did the political attacks started in the South East?

Don't be unfortunate with your life.
Agriculture › Re: Multi-million Dollar Coconut Plantation Destroyed In Akwa Ibom – Gov Emmanuel by Dshocker(m): 2:44pm On May 17, 2023
This is the same project am contemplating starting, a project of N65m...

But my fear is just exactly what this topic is about.

Maybe after 10yrs, one politician can wake up and lay claims to the land you acquired with a certificate of occupancy, or the king where you invested your money can wake up and demand you remit money to him year.

And my best bet was to execute this project in a peaceful state like Akwa Ibom or Cross River.
Business › Re: What Business Do You Regret Starting?? by Dshocker(m): 2:37pm On May 17, 2023
Lost so much millions in Forex...
TV/Movies › Re: I Just Produced My First Movie Guys. I'm Excited! by Dshocker(m): 1:42pm On May 17, 2023
TalkTalkTwins:
Nairalanders cheesy
Since this is our church, I came to give my testimony.
I wrote this movie in 2021 and we just shot it two weeks ago. It was produced by our company, Julob Entertainment Ltd and we had casts and crew from over five states, including some known faces.

Has anyone else produced a film, how did you go about marketing or selling it? Any advice will help a brother.
Meanwhile, our behind-the-scenes 1 is out.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1634Rnaicw

cheesy please show your boy small love!
This a wrong business move, how can you start a business without proper business visibility study about the business?

At this point you should be asking for directions on how to market your production.

My advice to you; meet and work with a top producer for a period of 6month-1yr to learn some basic tricks about the business, before starting your own, otherwise you will lose your money.

While you are busy looking for how to market or distribute your production, pirates have made their money and waiting for part 2.

I know you will be wondering how pirates can gain access to your work; one person from your production crew will betray you and sell the movie even below 500k to pirates.
Politics › Re: Obidients' Boo Lamidi Apapa Outside The Court of Appeal by Dshocker(m): 1:29pm On May 17, 2023
kpompey:
Firstly, the party has no case. Every petition will end in gutter.Secondly, you are hypocrite, imagine a foreigner taking your position in a company you co-founded simple because the largest partner and the new guy are friends despite his criminal record. Abure is a criminal, Apapa is not.
You talk ignorantly like say you no go school.

If LP party has no case, why hasn't it been dismissed?

If a foreigner buys majority shares in a company you founded, he automatically becomes the Director General.... So yes a foreigner can take over your position in the same company you founded.
Politics › Re: Obidients' Boo Lamidi Apapa Outside The Court of Appeal by Dshocker(m): 1:24pm On May 17, 2023
Jorryy:
I dont understand how some youths in the name of obedients will decide to show there stupidity on a national TV. This man is doing exactly what OBI os doing in Court with the Presidential election. Hes fighting for what he thought it is his right so why the shameful act from the igbo youth's?
So APC is a Yoruba party?
Politics › Re: Obidients' Boo Lamidi Apapa Outside The Court of Appeal by Dshocker(m): 1:21pm On May 17, 2023
saintrow1:
If this was done to an ibo man, you will start hearing all manners of trash coming from to ibos calling other people tribalist and bigots but its ok to do bad things to others. labour party that was well managed by Nigerians before 2022, until peter obi and his fellow ipob members moved into the party, now they want to forcefully hijack it and turn it to an ibo dominant party which will never happen. las las they will labour in vain as usual and those that think an ibo man will one day rule Nigeria are still dreaming because NO reasonable Nigerians will allow anarchist, terrorist and separatist sympathisers to run Nigeria. God bless Apapa
Common sense is not common!!!
Health › Re: World Hypertension Day 2023 by Dshocker(m): 1:06pm On May 17, 2023
This is a subtle reminder to all Batist wey dey carry Peter Obi matter for head like buy gala, that hypertension is real and can kill 🤣🤣🤣
Crime › Re: Suspected Fulani Herdsmen Kill 40 In Bwoi Mangu, Plateau Attack (Graphic Photos) by Dshocker(m): 10:58am On May 17, 2023
Of course this is what they will say; that they exchanged gun power and the assailants abandoned this and that and ran away.

When it comes to Fulani, Nigeria security agencies gives same report of chasing them and being on their trail.

But if it was done by another tribe, the security forces will definitely catch them, even some weeks later, some members that ran away will be caught.
Politics › Re: If APC Wanted Nigeria To Work, Why Didn't They Bring Osinbajo - Peter Obi by Dshocker(m): 9:54am On May 17, 2023
yinkus6750:
Face your labour party.
Don't dabble into other party's internal issues.
Emilokan was the choice of the party, he defeated PYO at the party primaries and it ended there.
He did not defeat anybody, he simply bought his way through.
Romance › Re: Why I May Not Marry A Nigerian Man (opinion) by Dshocker(m): 6:46am On May 17, 2023
Persephone1:
"Marry a typical Nigerian Man at your own peril"

When I type these words, it's not from a place of hate towards men ( I don't hate anybody) It is from careful analysis of marriages to Nigerian Men which mostly lack genuine love, empathy and kindness. Nigerian Marriages are mostly driven by "needs" and "means" to an end. Too systematic and unnatural and the one with the highest bargaining chip gets the most benefit.

Our mothers didn't teach us enough about Men. They didn't know either until they got married, unfortunately they are still learning about Men too. That is why the popular saying "Ile oko ile eko ni" (Your husband house is a school) is usually the soothing balm to unfavourable experiences a wife has with her husband. One question I always ask myself when I hear these words as parting words of advice for young wife is. Does that mean she is getting married into a strange,unknown and possibly unfavourable world? Why represent her husband as an unending course? And will she ever graduate and be relieved of painful lessons?. Ask these women these questions and they will shake their heads in mockery but the truth is, They weren't taught enough about the Men they are getting married to. How would they when they didn't know who they are either. To understand another person there must be a certain level of self awareness you have reached yourself. This way you have enough level of intelligence to be a perfect judge of character. But when a woman believe all she needs to be is a good cook and good konji reliever then all she will seek is a man who has Kitchen and bed.


Men are the worst in this joke of an institution. Configured to believe all they need to posses is Financial ability to provide. The upbringing of the typical Nigerian Man is very very wrong. Trained with little to no empathy,kindness, self care, sense of belonging, self love but burdened with sense of responsibility brought up like a robot to "provide" only. Most Nigerian men are robotic minded, unable to connect emotionally without aide yet this men are expected to naturally see their brides as a part of themselves. Wishful thinking if you ask me. And when some men luckily achieve this, the society (Men and Women) mock him. Aside this, they don't readily know what they want and are easily tossed by the society.

We create a society devoid of emotional engagement but want the benefits emotions birth. Compassion and affections brings liberty, a man who lacks these will see his wife as his slave and property, he gets to do with her what he seem best and not what is good for her. We really have a long way to go as a Society.

Nigerian Men make terrible horsebands

Cc Nlfpmod
😡🤬
Sorry to burst your bubble, you are in no position to pick or chose a husband 🤣🤣🤣

Men does the choosing and your changes of getting married to a white guy is slim, because dem no send you.

So that leaves you with no option of marrying a Nigerian guy 🤡🤡🤡
Romance › Re: Never Date A Woman Who Don't Find You Sexually Attractive by Dshocker(m): 6:42am On May 17, 2023
ibkayee:
We all know you need that phone don’t break it
Everybody needs their phone, but i wouldn't mind if mine breaks, so far i succeeded in slapping you.
Romance › Re: Chef Hilda Bassey No Change Pant For 96 Whole Hours! by Dshocker(m): 5:57am On May 17, 2023
Jimbadly:
Father Lord!!!!

That place must have been oozing badly. No bathing, no change of pants. And people were eating her food o.

🤮🤮🤮 embarassed embarassed
Maybe you should offer or volunteer to help her wash it
Romance › Re: Why Do Rich Yoruba Men Marry Igbo Women by Dshocker(m): 5:50am On May 17, 2023
Jazmine10:
Nope. Just tryna make you focus on progressive things that can help your ignorant and dirty self. Look, Hilda did something progressive and it's made Nigerian forget their differences even if momentarily. What's worrisome is that a full fledge man that ought to be doing better with his life can only think on this wavelength and go so far to open a thread on such stupidity. Don't mention me anymore, i couldn't think on your wavelength.
You are one hell of a funny dude, by saying Hilda united us 🤣🤣🤣...

80% of those shouting and carrying Hilda matter for head na women.

Even football cannot unite us.
Romance › Re: Why Do Rich Yoruba Men Marry Igbo Women by Dshocker(m): 5:41am On May 17, 2023
Queendera:
Whereas "the Igbos are tribalist who cannot even see good beyond their tribes"
If you continue with this, you might die of heart attack.

You have no proof to this, just that your hatred for the Igbos is telling you otherwise.

There are Igbo guys married to Yoruba ladies.
Romance › Re: Nairaland Men Are So Jealous Of This Beautiful Woman (photos) by Dshocker(m): 5:32am On May 17, 2023
siofra:
It's mostly men hating on her while women are supporting her. They are so threatened by her success, they are even trivialising her occupation. If being a professional chef is so easy, why aren't you onehuh Oniranu! angry

Like twenty threads have been created on nairaland bashing her. Good thing their useless, senseless criticisms won't influence the final judgement of Guinness World Record. Useless, trash, insecure men.

Just look at the nonsense threads
https://www.nairaland.com/7689589/please-stop-hilda-baci-hype/1#123144330

This otondo say na "stop the Hilda Back hype" 🙄🙄🙄

https://www.nairaland.com/7690930/hilda-bacis-going-lead-ladies#123164801

This one say her dressing is going make ladies become "oloshos". Please speak for your female relatives and girlfriend/wife abeg.

https://www.nairaland.com/7690531/brain-tells-me-hilda-baci

I don't even know what this one is saying undecided

https://www.nairaland.com/7690237/hilda-bacis-world-record-overhyped#12315365

https://www.nairaland.com/7691050/it-true-hilda-did-ass#123166466


Trash trash trash

Mtchewwww 🙄🙄
Men are jealous of her career? 🤡🤡🤡
Romance › Re: Never Date A Woman Who Don't Find You Sexually Attractive by Dshocker(m): 5:13am On May 17, 2023
ibkayee:
If that’s what you got from my comment I don’t really care enough to correct you lol
To slap you from my phone dey hungry me...
Romance › Re: HELP! My Girlfriend Giving Guys Her Contact by Dshocker(m): 5:09am On May 17, 2023
hillaryj:
please i need advice. My girlfried likes to give guys her contact..AM thinking of quiting the relationship.
🤧🤧🤧

My brother, na because you no get money...
Family › Re: How God Save Me From Running Mad by Dshocker(m): 5:08am On May 17, 2023
Lostchild:
This is a long story, but it is the continuation of the message I previously shared, on how my brother run mentaly (mad) and disappears up till this very day.

See the link https://www.nairaland.com/6719732/evil-step-mom-lost-brother#105172845

My Father continue his persecution towards me year upon year. When his persecution became worse, I went to live with my elder brother. After my brother got engage, I left his apartment and went back to live with my father because I haven't rent a place of my own. I then venture into my business.

My father lives in a 3 bedroom flat with large rooms that has four large beds. Him and his wife uses one room while all my half brothers used the other rooms with two large beds. He only allowed me to sleep on the empty floor in the parlour. One day he came and drove me from the parlour and told me to go and sleep very close to his mermaid shrine. So I started sleeping very close to his shrine since I do not have a house of my own yet.

I just needed a place to lay my head.

When I started sleeping close to his shrine, I will feel as if my head want to explode. Sleeping in that room gave the devils more access to fully operate in my life.

One day I almost fight my father because of his strong hatred and constant attack on me. In anger, he went to his marine shrine and brought out a broom that has cowrys tide around the edge. The broom was fully stain with the blood of animal sacrifice. He sat on the ground, spread his legs and started mentioning my name into the broom, pronouncing all manner of curses of suffering and death to my life. I kept quiet as I watch his evil activity as he mentioned my name into the broom.

At that time, I do business that always result to multi millions. Whenever I was expecting money in millions, I would dream and in dream, the enemy will bring money to me. Physically, everything I do will scatter.

One day, I did business deal in three multiple section that will generate 17 million naira. I had plans that when my money comes in five days time, I will flee and move on. I instantly had the dream again, money was given to me in the dream. Physically, everything I did scattered and my money were gone.

I began to cry bitterly because It was my last chance to rise after years of trying that always result to my losses. The marine spirit my father worship, scattered my life, my business and all my money were all gone. I started making plan for suicide as I have nothing left. I decide to kill myself. Yes, death was now my only option.

At that time, I will hear the voice of God angels but the ignorant me will not know that it was the angels of God that were speaking to me. Then I heard a voice that said to me, your problem is from this house - leave this your father house and just try the last time before you commit suicide. I said, OK

I went to my father and I told him I can't progress and that I need to leave your house. I told him, if I have done any wrong to you, please forgive me and pray for me. I'm leaving your house.

He hated me so much. He told me he wouldn't pray for me but there is something he need to do for me before I leave. He said, he will wash my head with some leaf, make some sacrifice in his shrine for me, then I will progress.

I said to him, if that is all you will do for me to progress, then fine.

He instructed me to go and cut my hair to lowest cut at the saloon in preparation for the rituals he is about to do.

The next day morining, he told me to go and buy black soap, go to the river, pray into the black soap, wash my head with the black soap and throw it into the river. I said, OK.

I went to the retail store and I bought dudu osun soap, went to the river at night, pray into the soap, use the soap to wash my head and throw the soap into the river and I went back home that night.

The next morning, he asked me if I did what he told me to do? I said YES. He told me the river goddess did not accept the dudu osun soap I used. He said, the river goddess gave him a soap to give me. He went into his shrine and brought out a very black native soap that look a bit sticky. He gave it to me and told me to go back to the river, pray on the soap, wash my head with it and throw it into the river. I walk 45 minute to the river, did as I was told and went back home that same night.

The next morning as I woke up, I felt my spirit was no longer inside my body. The river goddess had taken and lock my spirit. I instantly fell sick as there was almost no spirit in my body. I started seeing everything in red colour and started hearing voices around me, telling me I will run mentally mad.

When my father saw my sick countenance, he knew what was happening. He called my mother on the phone and told him I was sick.

That very day, I saw on the ground, a brand new glo sim card that has never been activated used. I insert the sim on the phone and I saw 70 free sms on it. I still remember my sister number off hand and I text her. I told her, this is my new sim number. She called me back that she has saved my new number into her contact.

The next day, my father told me to wait for him, and that he was rushing to the market to buy the animal he will used for the blood sacrifice - then he will wash my head with some leaf and kill the animal in his shrine to complete the sacrifice to the river goddess.

He left in a hurry to the market while I wait for him at home. I was sitting in a two sitter chair and my phone was on the table. I was the only person at home that very moment waiting for my father to return and finish his work of sacrifice

THE MYSTEROUS VOICE

As I was waiting for my father to return from the market, I heard a very strange but transparent clean voice that came from no where. It was the sentient voice of God.

God spoked. He said to me, Deborah will call you.

The voice was so transparent that I raised myself up and started looking at my phone screen on the table because I head the strange voice. All of a sudden, I saw incoming call. I pick up my phone just to see the caller, it was Deborah.

When I Ok her call, she called my name and asked me, where are you?

I was laughing because of the invisible voice I heard about Deborah incoming call.

She ask me again, where are you?

Me: I am at home

Deborah: Who wants to wash your head?

Me: I was supprised, who told her, I then asked myself?

Deborah: Who wants to wash your head?

Me: It was papa that wants to wash my heard

Me: How did you finds out?

Deborah: God said, you should run.

Deborah: God said, they wants to make you mad.

Deborah: God said, It was a trap. It was a tactics of Satan to make you mad.

Deborah: God said, they want to make you mad because of your glorious destiny.

Deborah: God said, You are destine to be very rich.

Deborah: God said, there is no time left.

Deborah: God said, you should run, run, run, the devils wants to make you mad.

Deborah: Run for your life. Run for your life, there is no time left.

Immediately I heard her words, I stood up and said to myself. I never told anyone about it, this must be GOD.

I started in a hurry, packing all my clothes into my traveling bag. As I take my first step, I received a free credit alert which I used in calling my mother. She was was crying, telling me to run because the enemy succeeded over my younger brother.

I fled and I went to meet my family. They took me to the very celestial church - the prophet God used to exposed their evil plans because I was very sick after washing my head in that river with a black soap.

The celestial prophet told me to stay inside the church and sleep at the church altar for seven days which I did.

Another young new cele prophet came in on Day 7. This new prophet gave me a coconut to eat and told me. From this day forth, my enemy will not know anything about my business.

On day 8th, I slept and saw many Angelic armies on assignment as they invaded the kingdom of darkness. One of the angels entered where I was cage in and carried me from a place that look like a high prison fenced. They set me free.

The angel escorted me into the forest and said to me, your enemies will not know anything about your business. He said to me, Go.

Then I awake.
You were doing business worth millions, and yet you can't rent a house.

Guy do you lie for a living or something?
Romance › Re: The River Goddess (Anaye) by Dshocker(m): 5:03am On May 17, 2023
Lostchild:
THE OCEAN SPIRIT VIEW

After my continuous intense prayers in 2016, the Lord wanted me to see more of the real existence of the mermaids. He took my spirit man into the sky straight to the abode of the blue ocean. It was scary I must say.

He left me to fall off from the sky straight deep into the mighty ocean. At first, I thought it was the end of my life. Deep inside the ocean, I sternly looked in amazement at the mermaids and they themselves were looking at me. shocked

From their waist upward is a human. While from their waist downward is a fish. Half fish and half humans.

I didn't know what to do but to watched until the Lord brought me back to my physical reality.

SMH.... Why are you lying?
Sports › Re: Irina Shayk And Ruben Loftus-Cheek Spark Dating Rumours by Dshocker(m): 4:40am On May 17, 2023
moscobabs:
That's a slap on CR7
In what way please?
Travel › Re: Every Nigeria City Should Learn Something From The Collapse Of Warri. by Dshocker(m): 4:16am On May 17, 2023
Ireportlive:
The building was built in 80s when Tinubu was a treasurer with ExxonMobil he left Mobil to become Senator in 1992

Is that now clear to you
He ran for office of the senate in 1992, he wasn't a senator, neither did he win in 1992.

Besides he was employed in 1990 into Mobil, that building has been there before he thought of relocation back to Nigeria.
Food › Re: Hilda Baci Extends Cook-A-Thon To 100 Hours by Dshocker(m): 12:06am On May 17, 2023
mariahAngel:
I was hoping for this, thankfully, she's decided to go all the way.
I just knew that once she's broken the record, renewed energy will come upon her.
I'm so proud of her. 🌟👑
Because she cooked for ordinary 100hrs person no go hear word again.

My grandmama dey cook 150hrs, yet no noise about it.
Travel › Re: Container Crushes A Toyota Camry In Lagos (Photo) by Dshocker(m): 11:08pm On May 16, 2023
LeoDeKing:
Necessity is the mother of invention.

Incidence like this are the reasons for some enactments. I'm expecting legislation in respect of precautionary measures against similar incidents.

Why are these containers merely mounted without actually fastening them on the trucks?

The report says "zero survivors".

But the screenshot above says, no life was lost.

Which do we believe?
Lol, fastening or no fastening, container wey go fall go fall.
Crime › Re: Man Shoots Brother, Hacks Off Private Parts In Cross River State by Dshocker(m): 9:44pm On May 16, 2023
Is the girl dating her uncle, which one be make police release am, make him go house.
Crime › Re: Four US Embassy Staff Killed In Anambra by Dshocker(m): 9:16pm On May 16, 2023
First of all, i don't support Ipob or Biafra...

But am certain things like this were done by the federal government to paint both ESN/IPOB/ANAMBRA in a bad spotlight before the world.
Family › Re: How Am I Suppose To Fight For My Home Here? by Dshocker(m): 9:12pm On May 16, 2023
Dearlove2me:
Is like I'm in a sound prof house shouting on top of my voice and no one is hearing me. It seems they don't even understand what I'm going through.

I explained everything to my family and everyone including my mother, and they keep advicing me to stand on my feet and fight for my home, so long as they's no violence. That I shouldn't divorce my husband.
We always have heated argument, raising voice at each other.

My mother inlaw on the other hand, was crying on the phone. Telling me not to mention that name (divorce) ever again.
All the family members are not in support of divorce, but the main person I'm married to seems not to care at all.


He obviously refused to stop gambling away with any money that comes to his hand.
He presently have no job and he's owning a lot.

He's addicted and he's not making effort to stop. This is the root problem in my home. Because he exhibit all the wrong behavior as a result of this addiction.
Once he have any little money, his attitude, everything changed. He becomes scary. Until he finishes everything in betting, I wouldn't be able to talk to him and he will listen.

What should I do? Where do I go that I wouldn't look like a disobedient person, dispite everyone's pleade?
I'm using all my time to cry, qurrel and grieve here. Can't find myself.
I am not financially stable to make a move without my family's support.
Madam, i see your husband winning N45m with N100 bet in Sportybet.

Madam joy is coming.
Celebrities › Re: Saint Obi's Marriage Took Him Away From His Friends And Acting - Zik Zulu by Dshocker(m): 7:33pm On May 16, 2023
dominique:
Let's hear from the wife's side, a 3rd party cannot just come out and be heaping all sorts of accusations. Did he live with them? How accurate is this picture he's painting?

He mentioned something about the woman's brothers having to scale through a fence to attack Saint Obi. Why would siblings have to jump the fence to gain access to their sibling's home? That part no too clear. Could it be because they were locked out and they had to take drastic measures to get to their sister in the situation she was currently in? A marriage produced 3 children, suddenly her brothers are jumping over the fence to attack you. Them your wife abruptly leaves you and files for divorce. Make it make sense!
Too late, since Obi is dead to defend himself.

Because no matter how the wife says it, she will defend herself and her siblings.
Romance › Re: Never Date A Woman Who Don't Find You Sexually Attractive by Dshocker(m): 6:30pm On May 16, 2023
ibkayee:
If women stop dating/getting married to men they aren't sexually attracted to in Nigeria my dear the rate of relationships and marriage will drop by like 99% lmaoooo
So you are of the opinion that a woman should get married to the man that is available, not whom she loves?
Politics › Re: Police Invade Seun Kuti's House, Seize Wife’s Phone - Sowore by Dshocker(m): 6:18pm On May 16, 2023
WorldRichest:
Is it good the way he slapped the police?

Will you slap a police in US or UK and get hugs and kisses from the government?
Well, am not in support of what Seun did, but Nigeria police no dey try at all.
Politics › Re: Police Invade Seun Kuti's House, Seize Wife’s Phone - Sowore by Dshocker(m): 6:11pm On May 16, 2023
Nigeria has the 3rd most corrupt and useless police force in the world.
Celebrities › Re: Police To Offer Protection To Man Who Captured Seun Kuti's Assault On Policeman by Dshocker(m): 6:08pm On May 16, 2023
Hahahaha, i laugh in Swahili.

With N10,000 one of them useless officers that has not received his salary will reveal his identity and address sef.

Useless people.

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