₦airaland Forum

Saga16:
Okuko.

Why then were you deported?

Even a primary 3 student knows the meaning of deported.

You need to go back to school.

Both of them are street hustlers.

Congratulations to the happy couple!

I know Davido is short, but seeing Chioma on same height shows that she is also short as well.

Drjones109:
Yesterday I had to visit somewhere and it was raining so I did not want to drive there since I was not too familiar with the road, so I parked my car somewhere close and used a keke (tricycle).

While I was there I got a call from a long time friend reminding me of my promise to her husband over a job, so I quickly told her my location, and asked her to tell her husband to meet me up ASAP since I will be leaving town soon.

I told her to tell her husband to meet me up where I parked my car since that place was a popular land mark .

I don’t know her husband and we have never met before.

As I sent her the address, she called me back and was so excited that I was even around her area which will make it easy for him because he did not even have transport to come out, things was that bad.

So I told her that he should pick a drop and I will pay.

In other not to keep him stranded I had to start rushing back to where I packed my car.

God, I even entered under the rain, cold, just to meet up with him so he will not be stranded.

As I was walking under the rain I saw a keke and stopped it.

The keke man asked me to beg the man inside so he will allow me join him since I was drenched, so I started begging.

The man refused and said I was wet and I told him I will sit to one side, and he refused, saying except I pay for both his fare and mine.

I agreed, then he allowed me but as I entered this man kept me uncomfortable, saying if my wet clothes touch him again I will get down.

I just kept my cool until I finally got to my destination.

I did not even reach when I stopped at the junction and paid then used my legs to walk to my car, since it was very close.

I was inside my car warming myself, then I got a call from my friend saying her husband was around, so I described my car and he came.

I saw someone knocked on my car glass, wound down and it was this same man in a keke with me. Gosh!

I was supposed to pay the keke man, and recommend him for a job?

Tears rolled down my eyes, I brought out N3,000, gave him, started my car and zoomed off.

My friend has been calling and sending me messages, I had to block her.

Be careful, many times men of gold don’t wear gold.

Be nice! Angels do not wear ID cards.

*Attitude is 100%*

Is this fiction or it happened for real?

I am a Baboon

JackDaAlienz:
I no come understand how Peruzzi and mayokun just take vanish since last year till now. What's going on in OBO camp?

Especially Peruzzi, the guy just vanish
Unless they have made too much money so Dem no feel like to drop music.

Let me know what you think is going on

Just like Peter Obi will say; wealth without enterprise.

Peruzzi went into singing when he does not understand how the industry operates, he is only good at writing..... All i am saying is that Peruzzi is not talented at singing.

Puss360:
Lol... Wahala... Na this bony fish you wan use feed your plenty children....
Some people needs to go to jail honestly....
You are in the village, deep village....
You are trying to overpopulate the nation...
Now ordinary feeding, you pack fresh bony fish full basket....

Ignorance truly is bliss...

Ignorance in what aspect?

Offpointng:
I don't have problems with you uploading your picture here but is someone else's mother aware and is cool with you uploading her picture without any approval?? The cheap clout ain't worth it bro

Thats his wife not mother bro.

Fashypearl:
Most of them are toxic in nature

How did you know¿

Fashypearl:
It's quite a good development Sha.

Nairalanders make una welcome me, I'm new here oooo...all of you be nice to me

Na slaughter house you enter so...

It does not taste good.

kyber:
Congratulations To My Guy Who Just Got Engaged To His Girlfriend(Pictures)


Show We tell him ?

If you look clearly, you will see the butt pad

turmacs:
https://www.nairaland.com/7668433/what-percentage-salary-goes-rent

If you are a guy older than 23, and you are still asking the kind of question the OP in the above thread asked, you are useless and you should be ashamed of yourself. At that age you should have started planning on how to build your own house, and not asking how many percent of salary you should be paying as rent. By 25, you should be living in your own building. I wonder the type of men been raised in this world especially Nigeria nowadays. It is because of stupid and lazy men like these that alot of beautiful women like myself have refused to get married and settling down. Rubbish

turmacs

1... From your pix, it seems you are approaching 30!

2.... How many houses have you built, or what stops you from owning one?

3.... Did you father buid any house in his name?

4.... A lot of women are out there, breaking boundaries and achieving success, you chose to be idle, waiting for a man to acquire you as a property and make you a house wife.

5... My sister, abeg comot beauty from your sentence, because only your big head alone wey i dey see don show say you go born EDWARD.

Haba, you can do better.

siofra:
Please we have to help them.

Statistics have shown that the average Nigerian man does not bathe regularly and I have noticed it too. This is bad because we live in the tropics and the Nigerian sun is one of the hottest in the world.

They don't bathe, they don't brush and they don't wash their clothes. How do the women who date and marry these Nigerian men even cope? They are just suffering and smiling.


Nigerian men are irredeemably dirty. Chai!!!

It's a pity.
I'm writing this because one Nigerian guy hugged me in school yesterday and I started smelling like fermented locust beans😭

One Nigerian man put his boxers in our washing machine and our laundry room stank for years, we had to fumigate the house 😭


We need to help our Nigerian brothers. Because if they continue like this, their prized white and foreign women will not like them again.

It seems you are a sadist.

SultanOfAbia:
.the thing is driving me crazy it happens randomly when I just look at my phone I will just see something like 12:12 or 4:44

It's getting too much
Who knows what causes this
My guy said it's concidence but I doubt it

Congratulations, dem don show you baba ijebu number for spirit realm.

Sell your family land, use the money take play the game.

JackDaAlienz:
For over a week, I have been masturbating and imagining sex with 3 different girls that I usually see in my street.

While masturbating I close my eyes and imagine having sex with these 3 girls.
It always felt so real as I was doing it.

Until today, I had the great shock.
This evening I stepped out to buy something and guess what.
The girl I always imagined was at my gate talking to the 2nd girl that I was also imaging in my fantasy.

It felt like dream, as if I attracted them to me at that moment. They both smiled at me and greeted me. I was still shocked
Immediately I left the gate I come meet the 3rd girl. And this was the first time I've ever talked to her. I just peep her whenever she pass my side.

Did my masturbation energy attract these 3 women to me at the same time.

I imagined 3 of them as I masturbate
It now feels like universe use that energy to fulfill my imagination and manifest it to real life.. masturbation is deep ohh

For you to find out, you have to increase your masturbation game.

I suggest like 10 times in a day, before the end of one month, you will get the answer you are seeking for 🤧🤧🤧

Ogiame:
Sincerely, this is where I would love to hear your opinion/thoughts IyaebeTheGreat

Na IyaebeTheGreat dey give you wisdom?

o jẹ aanu.

Testiebobo:
GOLD DIGGERS are everywhere may God save our ladies. My elder sister is planning to marry a man who is very indolent and jobless. However, I noticed that my sister was the one doing the man's job. They would go for shopping and outing and it is my sister that will pay for all the bills. It has even come to d extence that my sister pays for his house rent. This is ridiculous, and i have to save my sister from getting married to that GOLD DIGGER b4 it is too late. What can i do?

There has to be a family meeting held; Summoning your sister to tell the family what her purported fiance does for a living.

If truly the guy is jobless, then he has nothing to do with marriage.

I suspect the guy's sex game to be an A+ 🤣🤣🤣, because most times, broke guys are very good at satisfying women sexually.

Gbola sweet pass food

Spyetv:
FALSE ALLEGATION... Southern Kaduna Residents should even say. NIGERIAN Army has a foresight on how you all are going to start your genocide war and even when the rain is going to fall on your roof. Nonsense... Intelligence from residents of these community is very poor. They refused to provide information on purported attacks. You are blaming Army for your stupidity.

You are very stupid for this comment.

The same attacks that has been happening right from when i was small in Kaduna state.

That one na normal thing...

I willingly use to give, but now, my fellow human being has hardened my heart.

Imagine someone owing you about 150k to shouting at you that you are pressuring him.

In total, people own me about 400k and i have forgone all of them.

But if you come to me for help, omo i don't think i help you, even if it involves life and death.

I could remember in 2015, when i was taking my mum's corpse to the village, in an ambulance.

Driver slept off and ambulance was doing 140kmp, ahead of us was a traffic congestion not up to 1km.

Tyres of the ambulance was screeching after i gently woke up the idiotic driver that wanted to bring double tragedy to my family.

Na that day i know say God dey, because ordinarily, the ambulance was even suppose to catch up to 30% of the brake, the remaining 70% impact would have squeezed the ambulance like agege bread.

Something significant will happen on the 25th of May...

Idaraobong5:
I’m a banker,from the beginning of my banking career till this moment, I have never experienced a calm and conducive work environment.
If I’m working under a female boss, she will see me as threat,some feel I’m taking the male customers attention from them, and they will make the work environment toxic and uncomfortable for me.
Now last year I left to another organization,worked under a male boss,I never knew I was jumping from frying pan to fire,my boss grabs my boobs at any given opportunity,send unnecessary erotic messages on WhatsApp,begged for sex and night out.
When I refused to give in,he started making the work environment a living hell for me.
Now I don’t know which is better,either working under a female or a male supervisor.

Try and get a video evidence where your boss is harassing you.

If you can do that, you can use it to your advantage, because na so so increment in salary and promotion you go dey get, once you threaten to send the video to headquarters.

I have given you the only solution, and if you can't do it, please don't come here to disturb us with your big breast factory milk

Raskimonojendor:
Nigerians are very creative. I won't be suprised if this were imported into the country from China via DHL Fast shipping

You call this creativity?

My prayer as a Nigerian to God, is that he should dry and take away all our mineral resources, since we don't know what to do with it.

The mineral deposit in Sambisa Forest, is greater than the crude oil in all the Niger Delta put together, but the Northern elites kept it to themselves, but keeps sharing the resources in the South.

greatopec:
Good day Nairalanders
I will be 40 on Oct 19 this year and I am scared the kind of life I have always desired may not be
achievable. Let me list these things that worries me so that you can probably advise me or assist me in achieving any of them.
1) By 40 I had wished I will be living in my house with cars in my garage
Current situation- I am a salary earner who eagerly waits for the salary to drop before my family can eat conveniently every month.
2)I love cars and driving. Was thinking of getting a good car for Uber business.
Current situation- I have not been able to gather enough money to buy a car for Uber or personal use.
3)Seeking greener pasture abroad.
Current situation- I have not been able to have enough disposable income to even get a passport to start with in the first place.
4)Self development. I had interest in programming so I decided to learn coding and all that. I started with free code camp and also this thread by iyenimofe on nairaland has been so helpful https://www.nairaland.com/1383359/learn-web-design-live-nairaland/6#17571611
The issue I have progressing is that of enough data subscription to watch more tutorials.
5)Acquisition of at least Masters.
I have a passion for learning and self development but I struggled to have my HND with distinction. Gathering enough funds to start my masters program has been an uphill task.

Little about my background
I am an HND graduate
I have a sister who am responsible for also.
I have a wife and two kids.
I work 8-5weekdays

My brother, you can't kill yourself naaaa, all this years you've been pursuing your dream, i think it is time you relax and allow your dream to pursue this time around.

lavylilly:
In Nigeria, your partner go dey call you at least 2x a day. You go still dey vex say e no text you.

Outside Nigeria, three weeks! Your phone is silent. Nothing from your so-called partner. After, they fit hit you up randomly, “What’s up?”

Some will just stop talking to you without giving you any cogent reason. Some would pull out of dates without saying a word

Shey you dey whyne me ni?

That your sisters are facing this situation shouldn't be your yardstick to generalize.

Most times people who suffer in this situation are those still finding their feet, and the money they make from their job can barely cater for their bills.

You can't say such for someone whom has planned his/her life over the years, after getting their papers and working in a good paying job.

SyrusdeHansome:
Anybody who's monthly income is 25k but end up spending 13k on food will never be rich. Wealth is very far away frm such a person.

You can't be a salary earner and become wealthy.

unamamatoto:
Location = Birnin Kebbi

Salary = 25k

Change = 11k

The last one in the nylon paper is my AZ

OP in what ever you do, do not drop the exact location in Birnin Kebbi, so that other Nigerians cannot share or benefit from this happiness.

Cassandraloius:
Nigerians like anything sex ehn.

Including you...