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What a terrible day for Don Jazzy

Omihanifa:
The doctor is a phussy bandit

Better bandit ooO, no be small.

nairalandkachy1:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid0PMoR1dSgurZTPBiMUEtN65Fv3ZuXBVVuLp7BUVDwUCAGaPDjy41iuQQQWc5AGtBSl&id=100076250672915&mibextid=Nif5oz

And yet the EFCC fails to use it to nail corrupt public office holders.

Karlovych:
Hmm, Igbos again!!

Ojo is which tribe?

Or you mental state of mind is affecting your sight.

Airlord2030:
go instablog comment section and see the way nigerian girls dey support am, say efcc for no arrest am since him use the money wisely..

Na why Africa can never grow, we support nonsense.

Just like they supported a thief, a killer, a drug baron and every other negative things that ought to have disqualify him as a president in Nigeria.

Creamypie:
Oreri for this dude. His hotel, car, bank account, e don forfeit them. All this small kids go just dupe person of his sweat wey e don acquire even b4 them born them. But the property cost pass the money he dupe this particular person oh

This property isn't worth N195,640,000

How will cough out the remaining N100m

🤣🤣🤣🤣.... His plate number OBAGO literally means "It has entered"....

Hamachi:
If you are above 30 and you are still single as a guy, better start going to churches or start working on yourself, it's either you have a bad character or your Uncle in the village don't want you to get married.

Yes, this is the bitter truth...

Being single at 30 and above is bad, and the chances of you getting married and having your kids on time is slim...

What if delay in child bearing occurs and you happens to stay for more 5 or 10 years before children starts coming...

Uncle, get married now ooo, time waits for nobody

How does it sound?
Does it sound stupid?

This is the lines most you use on ladies, making them believe they are overdue for marriage.
This is the lines most of you use on ladies, that talks them into depression.

At 40, he got married to her when she was 20, believing he has higher advantage as a man, yes, God blessed them with a girl and since then no issue.

Uncle is running to 50 and becoming very weak, Aunty is running to 30 and looking more sound and beautiful ❤️.

The chances of Uncle dying anytime soon is 50-50 because he has a diseases which keeps him in the hospital all the time.

When next you think about shaming a woman, because she is 30 & above and single, read this...

Written by Chiamaka Inyama.

Men don't expire, know this and know peace.

[quote author=lavylilly post=123064502][/quote]Must you bring igbo into your discussion?

BJanta:
One opc man go finish entire Niger Delta. Go ask for wetin happen to Egbesu when dey near Lagos in 2000. You go dey deal with local issues you go begin think say you dey. Wey all that militants now wey Jonathan wey dey help una no dey again. Wetin be Niger Delta self , you dey among yourself dey rake and nothing still dey happen. Even one common area boys day shake Ibo for Lagos Ibi dey shit for them pantie. Go back to 1993/94 go ask wetin make non Yoruba run commot for Lagos. You common neighbourhood fowl thief for village dey think say you dey . Wetin dey for Warri wey don teach you correct sense for strong mind .The small wey you dey do na ogogoro dew push you.

If you have nothing meaningful to say, guy abeg shut up, everybody know say na so so noise, dey shout "WO" "WO" "WO" una sabi, after una don use ethanol/hot take finish una body, no single mind.

Imagine, even for una land, other tribes still get mind dey fight una, guy rest.

Make una go Southeast or Southsouth go make "pim".

haybhi1:
Lol, that mysticwarrior guy think say na by to dey formulate some kain crude, turd pidgin language dem take dey do am lol.

You go enter anywhere for South West price anyhow, collect anyhow sharp sharp, no time to waste. Ibadan, Osogbo, Modakeke, Ife, Ekiti, ... lol

Lagos Island wey webdevprof mention too much, those ones no dey too talk, na "Stainless" be their dialect.
Oshodi, Agege, Mushin, Ajegunle, ... enter here try any rubbish with Yorubas.

In all honesty, the Yorubas like crowd fight.

Let the fight be one on one, if Segun and Emeka has a beef, let both of them settle it with a fight, without interference, then we would know how far.

updatechange:
This one no know where be Lagos island…

Na noise people full there...

BJanta:
He be like say you be local man wey never leave warri before. Go to Lagos Island go make gragra if you go come back alive. Carry all your warri boys go ,na den you go no say all una just be village gang boys.

🤦🤦🤦

masseratti:
i tire ooo.. I stayed in Ghana for like 3 months.. Most of the girls were not all that, plus I was in the posh areas of Osu..legon etc... People should learn how to unmask make up, artificial hairs/human hair from ladies nd know how they truly looks, plus Ghana girls are very expensive, even tho they not all that at all.

Ghana girls can never be as expensive as Nigerian girls.... Seems you are lying.

You don turn am to politics? Okay...

At least FFK knack Ojukwu wife till she get belle for London. A win is a win.

To dey fvck people wife na normal custom and tradition for Yoruba land.

Besides FFK alleged to have dated her, before Ojukwu met her.

I was talking about it cus I felt hurt as a Nigerian, read my last comment.

@the bolded, I know people with this your mentality are mostly Niger deltans, cos una mouth dey draw like okro and una dey feel say una open eye. Igbos used to say this too but they've stopped after several reseting from Yoruba boys. Don't worry, keep telling your younger ones the same thing till they collect from a Yoruba guy.

Meanwhile all the fighters repping Nigeria are Yorubas... Talk about Israel Adesanya, Anthony Joshua, Bash Ali, even local fighters like Taiwo Esepo.

Igbos collect too? 🤣🤣🤣

Igbos and Yoruba has never fought any battle, and if you are using this election to judge, then i must say you need your brain to be rechecked.

You think it is to be shouting "Wo".

Uselessboy78:
Good afternoon nairalanders
I always felt i wasn't addicted to betting but mehn
these past few months ,I have been dealt with severely by betting companies
my entire salary for the month of April went straight into the coffers of 1xbet
my April salary came in May (2nd) AND I didnt hesitate to deposite the entire sum of (#78,000) because i was chasing my loss
I had lost #80,000 the previous month (march).

I picked about three games to win #170,000 ,Almost came through if not for man united

my fury knew no bounds ,it was just as if i woke up every day by 5am and return home 7pm just to hussle money for the bookies

I bet because i have lots of expectations to meet ,I am the first son of 5 , clocked 29 in april
my salary isnt enough and all the side hustles aint paying .(surveys and co)
upwork and fiverr arent easy for nigerians.
delving into fraud isnt part of the plan,i'd rather die poor

this afternoon ,the small 4k i was supposed to use and transport for the week ,sportybet collected it.
for a moment i had suicidal thoughts (not suicidal per say ) but i am tired of the world ...for months now ,death doesnt even scare me
i see it as an end to the suffering (we all are gonna die anyways).

if you know of any legit paying side hustles or something someone can do..
and how does one stop betting

i would like for the FG to ban betting ,it is a killer but youths wont know it
though some people are gaining from it ,but it is pffffff

3E3539CC 👈👈👈 sure sportybet game, thank me later

RealSolution001:
You may be right but she's explained and tried to make me understand it's her busy schedule that makes her not have time for me.

Story for the gods...

How busy can she be, does she run an organisation of 1 million workers?

If truly she loves you, she will surely create enough time for you, because a girl that l9ves you will go an extra mile to please you.

Oga that girl no love you.

QuotaSystem:
Too late to cry when the head is off. This is like trying to disown your own shadow.

Was it also BATists that were masquerading as Obidi0ts to insult the Ooni of Ife?

Obi should focus on the arrival of his Russian lawyer.

Did Peter Obi hire a Russian lawyer, abi you just want to talk for talking sake?

IyaebeTheGreat:
Obi is over stressing himself, involving himself in everything and it's telling on him, he used to be a handsome man, he needs to relax, accept defeat and go for vacation. I don't know how some people will still believe he has any mandate to reclaim, same people that believed Buhari is Jubril El Sudan. You people should stop leading him on and let him rest.

🎤🎤🎤

Ola9ja23:
The headless mobs are now uncontrollable as their heads no get oils again 🤣😂🤣

Obituary inherited IPOB structure from MNK

Zombies of 21st century 🤣😂🤣

🎤🎤🎤

The Europeans and Americans cares less of what happens in Africa, provided that the have a strong bilateral trade with African countries.

Africa is cursed with a lot of mineral resources, that is why they can't deal without Africa.

Almost all the mineral resources can be found in Nigeria, yet we are wallowing is abject poverty.

Africa needs to wake up and take the bull by it horns..... If we know our value, the rest of the continents will be bowing down to our feet.

Samantha124:
Nah, it's fine, I'll leave it.. It's not important.

Dey there make pant dey wear you..

Mjshexy:
If you still insist her past life doesn't matter to you, then you may need to think twice

Whats your Instagram handle

Just like peak milk will say "its in you"...

Omo the thing is in her.

No pastor can heal her, she has damaged beyond control.

She even claimed to love the guy and wish the guy would allow her operate from his house. 😳😳😳

Samantha124:
I don't have any... They're just acquaintances and we talk every once in a while.

Ask any of your acquaintance...

nony43:
Are trying to insinuate that there are no prostitutes in abroad? Especially England and Canada?

There are, but very expensive, you might have to spend about 30%-100% of your salary to get one

KingCold:
Lol, I'm a whole South African from Johannesburg

Really¿

Samantha124:
Ask who exactly?

Any of your Nigerian friend...

Infolenka:
This world we live in is very unjust, right from the time we are born. Some people are just born lucky while others are born unlucky.

I know a very well-mannered nice girl that committed suicide because of her body. She was so insecure that she fell into a long bout of depression that finally resulted in suicide. I know some of you may think she is foolish, but you will never understand the pains of a depressed person unless you experience it yourself.

Women are good actors. Forget all the smiles, deep down they are very insecure about their bodies.

While some girl is crying herself to sleep because she was born with a flat body, God just blessed the women on this thread with perfect shape. Many of them are not even fine.

I made sure to only select natural curvy girls and not the plastic surgery ones. And I also made sure to avoid posting fat women.

Just slim and curvy.

Enjoy

These are Samantha124's people

KingCold:
Oga, I'm South African, I know what were the complains before the attacks even started, and trust me, a trivial issue like "women" was not it

Only the word "oga" gives you out to be a Nigerian, probably from ijebu ode.

If you be South African, make i bend 🤣🤣🤣

I'm South African ba wo!!!

KingCold:
The xenophobic attacks were not fueled by these reasons

Oga, these are the 2 major reason...