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Nairaland General › Re: Done by Dshocker(m): 8:55pm On Apr 02, 2023
Itohan22:
Dear troll, do your research
Goodluck
Romance › Re: Please Help My Pregnant Wife. Strange Things Are Coming Out Of Her by Dshocker(m): 8:48pm On Apr 02, 2023
Obavoh:
For the past 2 weeks my wife has been seeing strange stains in her pants.

The stains are sometimes green or yellow. She is finding it difficult to hold her urine. She wets herself a little .

She is 3 months pregnant and nursing a baby. This is her 5th pregnancy we have not experienced this type of thing before.

Our midwife gave her a doxycycline and referred us to a specialist in another town. I am waiting for end of the month salary to take her.

Please doctors in the house, is there any drug I can get frOm the pharmacy to cure her?

No herbs please

Please I really need suggestions from health experts not insults. This is a mother and unborn life we are talking about .

She only wore this pant for less than 3 hours.
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Nairaland General › Re: Done by Dshocker(m): 8:47pm On Apr 02, 2023
Itohan22:
They sent some stuffs for us which include 3 drakkar noir cologne for my brother, they know he love old school stuffs and besides they observed people who frequent gym over there use it too. My elder bro has other classic perfumes and has asked me to help him sell 2 of it just because I sell bags and other stuffs online but they are mainly female things. Where can I get buyers based in Lagos for it pls?
Upload it on jiji
Romance › Re: Yahoo Don Spoil This Country Finish by Dshocker(m): 7:58pm On Apr 02, 2023
Ibtxxo:
I just feel like crying.
Imagine an 18-year-old boy that started yahoo last month hitting 10,000,000 a day.
This is civil servant 35 years of salary.
I think this is alarming.
The law should be made concerning cybercrime and tough penalties for anyone convicted.
You should be worried about those that Rigged the election...

Over N400b was used to rig the election.
Romance › Re: What's The Logic Behind Womanizing? by Dshocker(m): 7:54pm On Apr 02, 2023
Monogamy:
As a guy, I just couldn't comprehend the logic behind womanizers.

To even maintain a girl self no dey easy not to talk of having 3-4. I mean how are they maintaining their sanity.

To be a womanizer, you must be a chronic liar cos story must be available to entertain the girls.

What's the logic behind guys having 3-4 girls?
You will understand, when you make money...
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Should I Return To My Boss After He Disgraced Me? by Dshocker(m): 6:26pm On Apr 02, 2023
ScottSummers:
Good day and happy sunday everyone

I work in a lounge in sabo and i'm paid 11000 a month.I have served my boss faithfully and dilligently for months during the course of my stay in this shop despite being owed salary.Even when other workers left citing underpayment and workload,i still stayed.
It happened that during governorship election season,our lounge was robbed.The robbers made away with 194,000 new naira notes my boss kept in his office. what was more shocking that the robbery was a clean one meaning the robbers had access to the key to his office.It's only me and my boss that have the keys so I was questioned and interrogated.I didn't know anything about it and so I said.I was beaten and bruised.
Nobody believe me say i dey innocent

Police came and i was detained.i was in cell for 13 days(i hear am for cell God)before being released last week.I was rold the culprit has been found.It was my boss mistress and brother that planned it.How they knew about the money is what i don't know.
My boss messaged me to return but i don't want to.I want to know if i'm making the right decision.Thanks.

PS:In case you have job for me,I stay in jakande in ojo.owu dey blow me.My number:08186844232
Oga wetin happen naaa, the bastard just gave you N1,500 for treatment and still told you you are not serious.

Please look for another job from 25k upwards.
Christianity Etc › Re: Leaked Audio: I Will Not Campaign For Anybody Till I Go To Heaven - Oyedepo by Dshocker(m): 2:29pm On Apr 02, 2023
Babatunjo:
Peter Obi really messed up big time. He wants to "Yes daddy" his way into power.
I regret supporting him right now.
With that his upper Iweka accent, there's nothing presidential about the religious and tribal bigot sef.

I am a Yoruba Christian, I voted for Peter Obi but I now fully support the constitutionally elected President and his Vice, Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu and Kashim Shettima.

My only prayer for Asiwaju Tinubu now is for God to grant him good health. Trust me, he'll perform beyond most people's expectations.
Shut up, you never supported him...
Agriculture › Re: Duck Farming: Let's Journey Together by Dshocker(m): 11:16am On Apr 02, 2023
LajaLaba:
Cos u are ignorant
Say what ever you want, i can never eat duck meat...
Health › Re: Infection Wants To Kill Me Help! by Dshocker(m): 8:54am On Apr 02, 2023
EducatedMind369:
I'm also suffering from this infection. Been using some antibiotics, but they don't seem to be working. It only relieves the frequency of the itching, buy it comes back again. I'm really tired. And I'm a struggling student, don't have that much money to afford those expensive treatment. Any suggestions please?
You have to look for money brother, one injection is like 5k-10k and you will take it morning and night for 7 days minimum.

Then after the injection and medication that comes along with it, you will now follow up with herbal medicine consistently.

Guy go find like 100k for the treatment, some people have spent over N1m on staphylococcus.
Romance › Re: Our Ladies Are Abandoning Their Careers For Marriage by Dshocker(m): 6:23am On Apr 02, 2023
helinues:
Your first paragraph indicated this is a self denial comments.

I am a guy who is concerned about our ladies abandoning their future dreams because of ordinary marriage.

Cos you are married as a lady, then you can't hang out with your friends at night.. say wetin happen?

Sacrificing so much to get what exactly?
Wait until you get married and see if you will allow your wife be out in the night, hanging out with friends.

Seems you still staying with your parents.
Romance › Re: This Is Why Men No Longer Chase Women As Before. by Dshocker(m): 5:41am On Apr 02, 2023
poshestmina:
"Men are no longer chasing women " and I have 244 unattended Pm's only on Nairaland grin grin grin grin.

Men dey tire to chase me Off and Online because 99% of them have only "I want to love you right " ,Gonorrhea coloured blokos and cheating spirit to offer .


Since Women don't bring anything to the table ,Men too are too useless these days to bring anything to the Chair...especially the Nigerian ones.

Make all of us 'make mama proud'
Dey whine yourself with 244 PM...

Shey na you fine pass, abi na your glory hot pass or abi your papa na Dangote?
Romance › Re: This Is Why Men No Longer Chase Women As Before. by Dshocker(m): 3:24am On Apr 02, 2023
Nairalandnigga:
I don't know about other states but in Abia State where I reside, a lady will take her bath, come outside the street, from morning till evening no man will approach her. She'll just go back empty handed. Abians are mostly business people, they care about their business not women.
Are you sure?
Romance › Re: 80% Of Married Men, Who Are Not Financially Stable Are Not Happy by Dshocker(m): 9:28pm On Apr 01, 2023
Blupen969:
Itiswell22 there is no limit to what i can do for my kids not to suffer like i did, in the next 15years earth will be so much worst than it is now, wickedness, selfishness, greed, jealousy, hatred, envy, pride and suicide will be the order of the day, i come from nothing i can clearly testify to the wickedness of humans, i don't wish my worst enemy to suffer the way i did, let alone my own children, vasectomy is an understatement if am to be completely honest with you....
PS : i am still suffering
😂😂😂😂 This your "I am still suffering" off me

Bros you need waka to first find out, wetin be the cause of your Problem, before tackling it.

Na small sacrifice you need.
Romance › Re: 80% Of Married Men, Who Are Not Financially Stable Are Not Happy by Dshocker(m): 9:21pm On Apr 01, 2023
Rokiat:
Before you marry make sure you are financially stable. Simple as ABC who’s going to look after your wife or children for you? Your parents her parents? Your friends or neighbours?

A sane man will make sure he’s financially stable before rushing into marriage, love wouldn’t pay the bills on put food on the table duh.
I can bet you that there is no specific place where you can get a good woman.

For everywhere you find a good woman, you will also find a bad woman.

And please don't mention "Church".... Because that is the worst place to find a wife.

A man must pray and ask God to guide him in making a choice partner.
Agriculture › Re: Strange Yam Looking Like A Hand Harvested In Ekiti (Photos) by Dshocker(m): 9:13pm On Apr 01, 2023
Na this kind of yam dey give twins, once you eat am.
Agriculture › Re: How I Converted My Piece Of Land To Money (pictures) by Dshocker(m): 9:11pm On Apr 01, 2023
ytdivine:
Both
I was actually talking with someone on this forum on coconut plantation.

I plan to use 100 hectares of land for the project.

Constrain right now is the finance, which i hope would be available before the end of the year.
Agriculture › Re: How I Converted My Piece Of Land To Money (pictures) by Dshocker(m): 8:51pm On Apr 01, 2023
ytdivine:
I admire so much people with this asset called land. A lot of people in this forum has hectares of land which is no doubt a very huge investment. One of my early mistake was not buying much piece of land even when I had the resources to do so.
I can tell you clearly that the little I get have been carefully converted into multiple source of income. Without exaggeration, during this recent financial crisis of scarcity of money, I was very comfortable because I earned income daily from this invaluable asset called LAND.
This thread is to highlight how one can turn land to money. Am going to be posting pictures to support my claim.
Please stay tuned
What type of coconut did you plant hybrid or native?
Agriculture › Re: How I Converted My Piece Of Land To Money (pictures) by Dshocker(m): 8:19pm On Apr 01, 2023
ytdivine:
1. Coconut Tree
I planted many coconut trees some years ago. Today, I have it in large quantity. There is no university of experience. You have to acquire it. Am writing base on experience. If you have 20 trees of coconut, over a million naira annual revenue is guaranteed. My coconut tree gives over 120 big fruits each per season which translates to over #50k. This is the minimum you can get if you take care of the tree.
Please stop the procrastination, the second best time to plant coconut is now
Who do you sell to?
Agriculture › Re: Duck Farming: Let's Journey Together by Dshocker(m): 8:09pm On Apr 01, 2023
Olugids:
Hello lovers of Agriculture and livestocks.

This thread is particularly dedicated to you all.

I have been a livestock farmer for years and my stock bank and expertise includes Rabbits, Goats, Piggery, Cattle and poultry.

Recently, as a form of response to the economic harshness we have been experiencing, I decided to research into a livestock farming that could yield so much with very minimal input and I found one in the category of poultry which is duck farming.

The journey has started already and I just wouldn't like to travel all alone as I have practically done in all other aspects of livestock farming I operate.

This time, I want every lover of livestock, particularly duck lovers, to journey with me, share with me, rejoice with me and benefit from me. I also want to learn from you: I want to hear your criticisms and suggestions.

Meanwhile, please I abhor criticisms without suggestive solutions or promising ideas.

The goal here is simple!

It is about an alternative farming with 'little input' and maximum output. Can we have cheaper quality meats? Can we have cheaper quality eggs? What inputs will be required to attain reasonable commercial quantities?

Well, together we will see how it goes: together we will answer these questions but so far, I started with 10 Muscovies @2month Old.
So people actually eat this thing?

I rate it same with vulture meat 🤮
Romance › Re: Why Are You Obsessed With ‘nyash’, Will It Pay Your Bills?” – South African Lady by Dshocker(m): 7:51pm On Apr 01, 2023
Samantha124:
How come I don't see those big backsides? Or is it because I'm also a woman and I'm used to seeing them like that?
I don't really know ooO, but the ones i see and follow on Instagram wants to kill me....

Check out littest_2001 & lulumenziwa
Romance › Re: Why Are You Obsessed With ‘nyash’, Will It Pay Your Bills?” – South African Lady by Dshocker(m): 5:41pm On Apr 01, 2023
Samantha124:
Good question.
Samantha i find it interesting that a lot of South African girls has big back side, i don't know if they are natural or enhanced artificially.
Romance › Re: Why Are You Obsessed With ‘nyash’, Will It Pay Your Bills?” – South African Lady by Dshocker(m): 5:38pm On Apr 01, 2023
Junni0r:
aswear bro

Yansh no dey finish grin grin grin

The day i saw my girlfriend's sister, i regretted why i was in hurry... grin grin grin
grin grin grin You are mad.
Romance › Re: Why Are You Obsessed With ‘nyash’, Will It Pay Your Bills?” – South African Lady by Dshocker(m): 5:25pm On Apr 01, 2023
Draslo:
Women are actually more obsessed with yansh more than men. The bigger the yansh, the better their self esteem these days
I swear broooooooo!!!

Women dey save tooth and nail to raise N5m to go do yash matter, dem full for island.
Events › Re: Family Buries Mother In Style With A Cooking Pot Coffin In Ghana by Dshocker(m): 5:21pm On Apr 01, 2023
All these Charlee people..... grin
Romance › Re: Married Men Sleeping With Married Women. by Dshocker(m): 5:20pm On Apr 01, 2023
lavylilly:
Really? What's the achievement you that have married
Ok... Stay away from married men and i hope you've stopped wearing leg chain.
Romance › Re: Married Men Sleeping With Married Women. by Dshocker(m): 5:15pm On Apr 01, 2023
lavylilly:
Married men are sweeter that single men

They are more matured knowing whats at stake with regards to risk involved in the relationship.

They more experienced, energetic when it co;es to treating a lady right. And they are safer, issue cant come up cos it can easily be transferred to the wife at home.
You....

When are you getting married and stay away from married men¿
Celebrities › Re: 'This Is Spiritual' – Uche Maduagwu Reacts To Death Of Yul Edochie’s Son by Dshocker(m): 7:45pm On Mar 31, 2023
Once the child of a celebrity dies, it becomes spiritually involved, Uche Maduagwu should STFU.

Nobody is talking about Ifeanyi Adeleke's death.
Romance › Re: How Do I Approach Girls And Toast Them Please Any Hints (pics) by Dshocker(m): 7:06pm On Mar 31, 2023
kyber:
Since I entered school have not been able to approach girls in public, it’s not that I’m shy o
If they talk to me I flow well with them and if i have something to ask or tell them I know how to talk to them especially those in my department based on assignment or for notes

But how do I approach other girls that are my spec from other department to collect their number or toast them instantly?

Please guys give me lines I want to approach girls starting from this evening

Note: am I good looking enough not to be turned down ? (Pictures below)
Buy toast machine used in toasting bread, from there you will learn how to toast.
Politics › Re: South-East Should Align With Tinubu’s Government For Largesse- Chimaroke Nnamani by Dshocker(m): 6:47pm On Mar 31, 2023
Demurray:
We shall all witness it sooner or later
From 1999 the igbos all rallied Obasanjo (Southwest)

2003 Obasanjo (Southwest)

2007 Yar'Adua (Northwest)

2011 Jonathan (Southsouth)

2015 Jonathan (Southsouth)

2019 Atiku (Northeast)

Despite igbos coming out to run for office, the igbos left their own brother and supported other tribes, now they saw a good candidate in the person of Peter Obi, but tribalism made the Southwest to say otherwise.
Politics › Re: South-East Should Align With Tinubu’s Government For Largesse- Chimaroke Nnamani by Dshocker(m): 6:32pm On Mar 31, 2023
Demurray:
Look at you, if it happens that Chimaroke is the only Igbo candidate like that of Peter Obi, his sins have forgotten and become saint. They will all support, continue to sing his praise and counter anyone who goes against him.
Oga if you know nothing about the igbos, i suggest you say nothing, you thought the igbos chose to support Peter Obi, because he is just Igbo?

Igbos would chose Osinbajo over Chimaroke Nnamani.
Politics › Re: South-East Should Align With Tinubu’s Government For Largesse- Chimaroke Nnamani by Dshocker(m): 5:50pm On Mar 31, 2023
Chimaroke Nnamani should come out and run for presidency, If Igbos vote for him, make i bend.
Celebrities › Re: Korra Obidi Buys $1.6M Home In The USA (Video) by Dshocker(m): 3:27pm On Mar 31, 2023
As far as i am concerned, Tiwa Savage is 10× more successful than than this girl and yet Tiwa affording this house will take a toll on her finance.

Stop believing social media.

Make i bend if this girl buy house of $1.6m, ordinary a house of N100m in lekki she cannot afford.

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