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lavylilly:
A NOTE TO YOUNG MEN.

This content is not for everyone.

Firstly, I'm directing this content to young men who are not married and trying to figure out their lives.

Secondly, I am directing this content to those young men who would agree that they need to hear this.

One way to distract yourself from fixing your life and falling into distractions is by falling in love easily.

A guy that hasn't found himself in life but easily falls in love with women is probably a danger to himself.

It pains me when I see young men who have not defined their lives getting themselves entangled in a love relationship.

You are struggling like hell, nothing productive you are doing but you're busy dating ladies up and down.

Where is the energy?

Like I said, this content is not for everyone.

I am speaking directly to my male gender.

Dear brother...

Leave women alone and go figure out your life.

I am not saying "you must be rich first."

No. No. No.

But you must at least have some direction or focus for your life before you start adding women into it.

Stop carrying someone's daughter and adding to your confusion. Take a break and go fix you, first.

One of the most distracting activities for any man that is fledgling is falling in love with women easily.

Love is emotionally demanding.

When a man falls in love, the lady becomes his distractions. For example, my wife is my distraction.

But because I operate from the place of solidity, I can accommodate the distraction and love her well.

Ladies, don't get angry here.

This is not about you. This is about speaking hard truths to my fellow brothers to save themselves first.

When my life was a big mess, one tough decision I made was to suspend any form of love relationship.

I didn't date any lady for close to 5 years because I needed to concentrate all my energy on fixing me.

So by the time my wife came, she met a focused man.

She met a man that she could trust to lead her because she could tell he was already leading himself.

Listen guys, you might not agree with me.

That's fine.

Don't copy me but reflect on the principle here.

Yes, I know that there are guys who lack direction for their lives and a lady comes and gives them direction.


But those guys are mostly seen in Nollywood movies.

In real life, they are few and far between.

So listen...

You have a better chance of fixing your life first and falling in love, than waiting for a lady to come fix it for you.

You don talk am finish, on a norms, a guy no suppose dey forlick with any girl when Benjamin no dey.

From dark skin to light skin, wahala.

BrotherSade:
😎

What is special about Twitter that people are killing themselves for it.

I don't even use Twitter because i don't like it 😎

Twitter is more matured than any other social network you can think of.

Twitter carries information faster than any other social media platform.

I swear, 100% true.

About 60% of the houses there are vacant.

suckmedownthere:
Victory needs preparation....... He is actually prepared.... It's a honour to be buried at such a location in Lagos

Honour to the living or honour to the dead?

Goodlady:
Just move on. Guys feel big when we approach first. Most are immature. They ll practice opposite of what they preach

You guys are just so funny, so because a guy turns a girl down, it makes him immature?

But girls have been turning guys down, every now and then, does that make them immature too?

In a situation where the guy ends up agreeing to date her and she keeps complaining of different issues, will you be happy about that?

So calm down...

labake1:
I will rather sleep than to woo a Nigerian man.
Many are so immature and a misogynist but if I like him, I will make him proposed by himself. I will push him till he propose

How do you intend to push a guy to propose relationship with you?

Karen2024:
I am so disappointed in myself.

So I decided to tell a guy who has been my crush that I want us to be friends but he outrightly rejected my proposal.

This guy is just irresistible but he's very immature. I am very much disappointed.

Hello Karen2024 is your aunty's husband still fumbling with your breast?

CondemnBattery:
Whoa, you mean SEX is difficult to get in the UK?

Yes...

Sex is cheap and affordable in a 3rd world country/developing nation.

Animegirl:
If any guy try this shit with me and I eventually pass the loyalty test, I won't ever go back to him. Better he keeps it as a secret. That is a silly and manipulative behavior. If I fail, the guy will then dump me.

But why would you fail it?

Nazgul:
I truly support it. And like someone said, it brings out the true nature of your partner.

I watched one prank where the girl admitted to having a fiance, the guy doing the prank was driving an upgraded model of Rx350. He picked her up, and told her that he'll give her 200k if she follows him to his hotel room for hookup sex.

Without even thinking or objecting, this girl told him to make the transfer so that they can go. The guy was like let's get there first, omo the girl followed him to his hotel room.

When they got in he told her it's a prank. The girl started attacking him, calling him names and playing the victim. But assuming that wasn't a prank, she would have cheated on her man and pocketed cool 300k...it's just that Nairaland doesn't support uploading videos directly from your phone gallery, I would have uploaded the video here.

For me, if I must marry you, I'll prank you, and believe me you wouldn't even know. I don't mind paying upcoming skit makers to run the parole for me. The goal is to know what I'm getting married to in order to avoid stories that touch.

Na him be say, you no go marry be that...

Just find the one with fear of God and respects you.

ebubeson:
Do you subscribe to the use of loyalty prank in testing your partner, if he or she is faithful, or if he or she truly loves you? Again, the fact that someone failed a loyalty prank, does it mean the person is bad?

You may have seen a case where a guy tested his girl with a hook-up trap, and the lady fell for the trap. Does it mean such a lady is truly terrible?

Please give you facts on loyalty prank. If it is okay or not.

Truth is 75% will fail or fall for it....

True true, genuine true love is scarce and and these boils down on poverty...

Take UK for example, getting sex is very difficult, unless she loves you, because the girls are comfortable and can provide basic life necessity.

Unlike in Nigeria, a girl is ready to sleep with you, all to see money to eat, it is terrible.

turmacs:
My boyfriends dog

We recently started dating about three months ago. I've visited his house quite a lot but his dog still doesn't like me. I expected after spending that long time with the dog, she would have gotten used to me but no, that dog still holds resentments towards me.

Anytime I come over, it starts barking uncontrollably. We can't even get intimate with peace of mind, it keeps barking at the doorstep while we are having sex in his room.

Until we're done and he (my boyfriend) goes out to attend to her. The dog does not allow me go near him anytime it's around always sitting next to him and growling anytime I'm close by.

I've suggested to him to kill the dog or sell it so i can have peace of mind but he said he loves the dog so much that the dog was his girlfriend before I came into his life as he had not been in any relationship before(I'm his first girl)...

I don't know what to do and I don't want to say I'm beginning to get tired of the relationship but I'm not happy. Had it been the kind of dog self was all this parlour dog or small dogs, I wouldn't have been complaining, but it's all this very big dogs. I think he said the specie is a boa bull or something...

Please I need advice...

For you to have the mind to kill a dog shows you also have the mind to kill human being...

Emmanuel30a:
Baba baba re...! You don't know d difference or differences...between goodness&madness...? I am not doing or holding a conference or teleconferencing...,etc; so that u don't/won't have a preference, reference, inference, etc; you can also GO TO THE OMNISCIENCE, OMNIPRESENCE, OMNIPOTENCE, ETC; for references/referencing, inferences, conferences, preferences, etc...; or if you want to have/hold a reference, an inference, a preference, a conference, etc... Stop doing nonsense&saying nonsense, etc; TO THE OMNIPOTENCE, THE OMNIPRESENCE, THE OMNISCIENCE, HIS EMINENCE&PRE-EMINENCE...,ETC... May goodness&mercy, etc... Or, may madness&madnesses, etc; follows you all the days of your life or of your "lifes", the rest of your life, etc...?...

Omo you need help, i swear.

KnowledgePower7:
Lets call her toya
We have been talking since november last year
We have only meet once at shoprite
Since then i have invited her couple times and she always find excuse
In december i call her and tell her lets meet
She agree but at last minute she bring up. Excuse
On febuary i arrange for us to meet
She bring up another excuse
On easter sunday i call again
She say she dey travel go villa for easter

She has been complaining of bad phone
So today i wanted to suprise her
I called and told her lets meet
She agreed to meet by 5
After 5 i was at shoprite checking out a 38k nice sharp phone
I call her she say she dey on her way
I tell her say i dey shoprite if she arrive make she flash me
I didnt tell her the phone i bought for her

So after waiting for her i still dey wait
She then called and said we should postpone our meeting till tomorrow
Then started giving excuses

I was so pissed of i just told her no problem and end the call
I plan to never call her again for life
So i gave the phone to one of her friend that i talk with
I told her that i just decided to do mothering sunday for her, she was shocked

Long story short, i have recieved upto 4 missed calls from toya
I think her friend told her how i visited her shop and gave her new phone as gift

Im planning on blocking her number
Or
Should i tell her the phone was bought for her but since she didnt come i gave the phone to her friend
What should i do?

Na so e dey be, mugu wey dem born as premature baby go come online dey write nonsense.

Stop disgracing your lineage...

Emmanuel30a:
Huh... U say...? You mean those men(and women,etc...) that are drinking Seaman..., or that are using Siemen of the abdomen or in the abdomen... Like fishermen... Or "fishers of men"? Stop looking for men(and women...?), whom or who you would sit on their abdomen, semen&hymen,etc...; and be saying Amen... Become a fisher of men&women, etc; as GOD&THE LORD JESUS CHRIST, directed...&instructed... Men&women, etc; with semen, abdomen, hymen, etc; are bad omen... You don't need a specimen, or any specimen... You don't need to say Amen...

Guy wetin happen, na madness?

saweide:
Good afternoon dear romancelanders,
My lover girl I met on Facebook just 4 months relationship of knowing each other sent me a shocking message to me on Facebook last night .
She is a single mother of two who lost her husband 3 years ago and when I met her I let her know that won't be a barrier that I will marry her with the 2 children and she agreed. Tho it was a long distance relationship and since we dated have travelled to meet her 9 times while she visited once and when she came she had to drop the children with her elder sister.
Three days ago we had little misunderstanding she cut phone on me I called her back never to try such on me and after that call she never call me for 2 days unlike before she calls regularly and I never call her too and she sent this to me last night what should I do ?

Though have not replied her or call her since that yesterday night.

Please someone with wisdom should advise me what to reply her ..tho I love her and I don't want to loose her ..but she offended me by dropping phone on me and she never say sorry before sending me this screenshot message

I bought easy buy solar for her which we are paying small small and also her phone get screen problems and I collect it to repair for her and I gave her my second phone Samsung to be using and is still with her that was what she meant that I should come and collect all what I did for her in that screenshot mesaage


This is someone that told me she has been going to the mountain to pray for husband that will stay in her life for the past 3 years ooooo

Single mother of 2 manipulating you, wahala

Seems you are not man enough.

chatinent:
The Benue river consumes more people per year than how birds pluck fishes from the river. And unfunnily enough, a friend from Wurukum told me it only takes non-indigenes. And this rumour is lowkey popular around that North Bank side and Wurukum area after the bridge. I lost a colleague to it too, and that was when other colleagues began to narrate their loss stories too, and stories they heard.

One story that transpired that very time I was there when my colleague drowned was that some other persons went there to swim and the river came out to the bank where they were and swallowed one of them. He wasn’t even swimming! It just came at him, held him as a friend would hug his longtime friend he’s just seen, and took him beneath.


Even though I don't generally believe in superstitions, I am aware that traditional powers are still practiced nowadays. And that juju exist. But this story? “I don’t believe it.” My uncertainties were put to rest when I witnessed firsthand the community's attempt to dispel the enigma behind the unending number of fatalities by calling upon the services of a native wizard.

This indigenous wizard dove into the water and transformed into a crocodile as he swam downstream. Omo, na so  I begin go home sharp sharp. I dey form rugged then but e never reach wetin I see. The next information was that he had gone to visit the river goddess and all that.  What happened? The result was that in order to stop these deaths and to placate her, sacrifices had to be made.

Even though I lived on property that bordered the river, you can take my word for it that I never in a million years went near it to swim, fish, paddle the canoe, or even wash, regardless of how intense the pressure from my peers was. I don't care if you brand me a coward if it has anything to do with this issue; I'll attend the cowardice coronation with pride.

Guy, which kind lamba be this naaaaa?

Which one be say river come out, come hug person as friends?

Moferere:
Pẹ̀lẹ́ Sowore.
Your childish approach to politics will get you nowhere

So what do you want him to do instead?

BOLATINUBU01:
We all know obi is stingy😁

In as much as Tinubu is far richer than Peter Obi.

But i will chose Peter Obi's wealth over Tinubu's wealth.

Wealth by merit vs wealth by demerit.

LeoDeKing:
North East, North West, North Central, South West and South South are okay with the results.

So you think because South East are not satisfied, the decision of the other 5 zones should be dumped?

8 years of crying is such a long time you know.

Oga the North Central, the South East and the South South are not ok with the out come.

If God in heaven comes down ask, for you to make heaven or enter his kingdom, that Nigerians should stand behind the back of the rightful winner of the presidential election.... Even Festus Keyamo and FFK would stand behind Peter Obi, including this same Sultan.

Jennyclay:
The useless pastor should be ashamed of himself. He didn't even pay her bride price and he already had children with her . Yeye pastor that don't know how to perform marriage rites legally.

He also forgot that the lady has been the one responsible for the feeding of the children and their school fees. Even the Bible says any man that can't take good care of his wife/girlfriend is worse than an infidel.

That means, the pastor has done worst for not taking care of his wife and children!

Shameless men everywhere!!! Shior!!!

The Bible does not recognise the word "girlfriend"

Baba-do-do

SundayNightGist:
Sharing this story with you is risky because it's a true story and it actually happened, but I'm not deterred as I'm on a mission to sanitize our society of all forms of immorality. Now lets get right into it without any further ado.

My office is located in Gwarinpa in Abuja and my boss is a very busy man who hardly stays in the office. We have another branch in Guzape (Asokoro extension) where my boss hired a lady as the manager in charge. This particular lady is fair and very endowed both ways (I mean front and back). She's attractive too, no doubt. She happens to be a single mother with a son. My boss on the other hand is a family man with four kids.

I had just joined the company when I started noticing that this lady usually drives the company's Mazda salon car to our branch (the headquarters) every week (Thursdays to be precise) to hold a "private meeting" with my boss. Word in the office has it that she was coming for weekly "reporting". Honestly I never once bothered to try and find out what was really going on as I'm the type that is very serious with my work.

Not until the guys in the office started bantering in groups and talking about what was actually going on. Again, I shrugged off their conversation because what's my business, and besides, I don't do office gossip. Well, not until one fateful day....

As I was hurrying up a task given to me by my boss in my usual seriousness with my work, I needed to rush to his office to get his final approval on something that he had asked me to do when I ran into the unbelievable!

Was I dreaming? Was my eyes paining me? For Pete's sake, what was this? In broad daylight that evening, as I knocked, my boss answered "come in" nonchallantly. I don't know what he was thinking. Lo and behold, there they were, he and our branch manager both standing on their feet and very close to each other with my boss unzipping her dress with his both hands! I was embarrassed and so were they. Usually, whenever this lady is around my boss would immediately shut all his window blinds. This normally happens around or after closing (remember I told you I'm a serious office worker, so I stay back a lot because naturally I work late into thr night everyday). Then when they're done in the office they would both convoy to go and finish the "private meeting" outside the office.

Since that incident, whatever I say in any meeting involving this particular lady is always accepted and approved by her whether it makes sense or not. In fact, she's trying to move close to me and become my friend by force now to the extent that she even chats with me privately now regularly.

While a man has the full right to do whatever he likes, my question is why do this in the workplace? Why would my boss engage in office romance right in the office building? And why is the lady in question now trying to get close to me by force now? Am I in any real danger? I don't want to lose my job. Please what do I do?

If truly you don't want to lose your job, you wouldn't have bothered posting it here, to the extent of even putting location.

Fiction 👌

plaindealer:
lmao @ billionaire wey no dey give shi shi....

Of what use is life and worth if all you do is hide money and be stingy as a way of life when in fact 1 single kobo no go follow you go heaven or hell?

The foolish man and his money..

Most billionaires around the world leaves a simple and decent life, na African man dey worship money.

In Nigeria, person wey kill Funsho Williams and many others no send, instead him want still enter power....

I no call anybody name ooO

Nigerians dey school for Sudan sef?

Rokiat:
Every woman swears that she got a better crotch. If you like you can have two vaginals and one gets wetter than the other he will still drop you and go to where he can find peace of mind.

That’s the most important.

No man leaves a wet p, to a dry one...

That is prove to say that nothing is diabolical about kayanmata, just that it helps the V get wetter and makes it look like the man is trapped.

OkayDaddy:
This your mumu ipob politics won't save you. The court will declare the candidature of Labour party in those states invalid.

That akpu that has blocked your head from reasoning well, the court will cure your madness for you.

Mehnnnn, the amala you are eating is making you slow.

#Slowpoke

Pierohandsome:
If it were they police,they will never say the victim was found , they will say " our gallant officers engaged the hoodlums in a shoot out, and after several hours of gun battle ,they bow to the superior fire power of our gallant officers who rescued the victims".

Seems you've worked with the Nigeria police.

Righteousness2:
Hmmmm, lots of crazy things going on in the world,
Nuclear threats here and there,
Unusual large Earthquakes all over the places,
Imminent WW3, Israel on the brink of War,
Absurd wokeness,
Impending Financial world economic crisis,
On going pestilences.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the HOLY BIBLE endtimes prophecies is playing live before us .

Listen!!
THE CHURCH IS ABOUT TO ASCEND INTO HEAVEN VIA THE RAPTURE AND THIS WORLD IS ABOUT TO DESCEND INTO CHAOTIC HELL VIA THE TRIBULATION!!!!!

Get ready for Eternity! Live in the Conciousness of eternity.
The coming of JESUS Christ is upon us.
Take your relationship with JESUS CHRIST very serious.

Heyaaaa....

See what pastor Muoka has turned his members to.

It is a pity

PulaPower:
99% of other countries are worst than Nigeria atm. You’ll end up blaming yourself..

But you can go to Benin republic. Be doing Pos at Seme border. Thank me later..

Under 2 days, they will use juju on him and collect the money...