₦airaland Forum

hopexter:
What did a thief like you do in Enugu state? With your smelly mouth, idiot.

I blame your useless mother....

Well Enugu people have rejected a beast like him.

hopexter:
He made Enugu what Enugu is today yet you called him a thief. You that is not a thief, what’s your contribution to Enugu state? Hypocrite

What did the bastard do in Enugu state?

Just open your mouth waaaaaaaa and talk.

What happened to the ones in Lagos, why didn't they arrest them...

Thugs have burnt and scattered all the polling units in Teddy and Satellite

Even in my early 30s' i don't find it comfortable eating them.

When ever i eat something sugary like cake in the morning, i will purge.

Which one be slay queen again, omo see her eyes, ear and teeth...

Wetin concern this Aboki or is he trying to cause hate of what?

Mrregistration:
Gather here let's laugh at Chelsea


Business reminder, register your business/company today.

Walahi Chelseafc don die

Wordsfrombimpe:
Hmmn

Shebi na you create the topic, i ask you now, u dey do Hmmn

The state of Nigeria belongs to every Nigerian, so you can contest or vote where ever and whom ever you want, it is your constitutional right.

Why didn't they benefit it all this while.

Within a period of 2yrs, i lost about N2m to Lastma.

Wordsfrombimpe:
What question

When last did you get laid?

USCPA:
I am American, i was on a short visit of Lagos. I met few girls from Tinder, ofcourse it was all money for pleasure. So our meeting was pure business.

What really surprised me or pissed me off, is like from our second meeting, these girls started demanding gifts and not nicely asking, commanding me? I am not quite familiar with Nigerian culture but you don't command a guy in Western world, and specially while you're sleeping with a guy for money, you have no power.

Is this common? or was it because i am an American and they see me a cash machine? More i was surprised that they actually thought i would be a sucker and fall for them? why they didn't think if they are on my bed for money, I would have a list of more girls to replace them?

and last: Is Tinder in Nigeria for dating? or its just full of prostitutes?

The way you write has given you out as a typical Nigerian.

KingDash09:
Mumu boy.. we wey Dey get 50k from babes no talk na you with your useless 15k bastard

Calm down, lying leads to no where.

iFlare:
Bros I never asked her for any of this oo, it was just a joke and boom she sent 5k

We are not in a relationship, just friends.

Hmmm..

I can categorically tell you that she has feelings towards you, but doesn't know how to express it, probably this is her way of giving green light.

Though i might be wrong, just watch and observe her moves, before asking her out.

Sheistoopretty:
Br*ke boys like u will always read meaning to everytin is it bad to help the less privileged? She has seen dat u are just like the normal wr*tched Nigerian men we have everywhere and den decided to help ur mis*rable life and u are still here suspecting ur br*ke self

In Asari dokubo's voice; ur mumu no too muuuuuch?

Dis is just a normal tin we girls do daily to men but dey all go unnoticed and unannounced, but if it was done by a man, u will see it all over social media we ladies are too matured for dat

Meanwhile:

Nigerian men are Us*less..... All of them

Lol

Make i bend if you've ever given any guy 2k before.

She is 21yrs

Agriibusiness:
invest in charcoal business and nationwide distribution, 35% return on investment per trip

Minimum investment is 1million naira for a full load of 911 truck goods

And 2.3 million for a full load of 16tyre truck goods

2-4 trip per month

Pls check my profile for contact details

I thought customs put a ban on charcoal export?

I could remember 3 years ago, my friend's 15 containers of 40ft was seized by customs.

He spent more than N13m to bribe his way out, before exporting it.

I believe Lagos residents will vote their choice, no amount of intimidation can change the minds of the electorates.

Don't listen to any fool telling you to stay home if you won't vote their party.

Bvlgari:
Someone said this is every woman's dream. Is it true?

Wahala, what sort of dirty fucking nipple is this?

By the way, some girls nipple are bigger than their breast 🤣🤣🤣

Mercury12:
My point is there is nothing one can do about ones looks.
As long as a man eats good food and stay fit and healthy then no problem.
It is foolishness to go under the knife just to change facial structure or features for any reason. Why should anyone go that length if they not suffering from low self esteem

If you are ugly, you will understand better...

Wordsfrombimpe:
Lols

Asked you a simple question and you are yet to answer it

When school fees are not paid, the government should be held responsible, because.

Since the government didn't create free education, they should at least create a business enabling environment for people to thrive to make money or ends meet.

In America, provided you are a citizen, you are entitled to free education and with your social security number, once you start working in the future, all those monies spent on you education would be deducted gradually.

A country where the government fails to make education and food affordable, shows how wicked are terrible they are, because those two should be the least basic fundamental right of every citizen.

In as much as i don't support crime, talk more of killing someone...

This is not the style of Nigerians to rob someone, a lot of innocent Nigerians are languishing in prisons around the world for crimes they know nothing of.

There are chances that this guy might be framed up, because the South African police are known for this act, especially if a Nigerian was around the crime scene.

Wordsfrombimpe:
I just like the part where a man like what he sees in the woman and knowing the person she is with won't give her the love you will give her

And you just marry her straight and then with time she falls in love with you

But loyal women don't like being bought with money #ebook

Come bimpe when was the last time you had sex?

woginid967:
Well, mine was last week, she's my sugar momma, she was widowed 11 years ago, one day i carried her in my uber and she told me her health challenges and i told her the herbs to take, she was impressed, she said she would love to keep communication with me, so i started giving her herbal remedies and she invites me for functions but i decline, one day she calls me drunk, that she needs to get home and where she was is not safe, so i drove her home and helped her to her room and she paid me 40k extra that i stay the night till she recovers.

I obliged, I took time to clean the house and prepare a good meal, she woke up by 3 am and was shocked that everywhere was neat and she woke me up by 4am. And we talked, i told her my story, she asked me to be her personal driver, i declined then she said she wants me as her friend and confidant so I accepted because I know connections will work for me. She gave me extra 50k and I left.

Weeks later she asked me to come that she wants to discuss something sensitive with me and she told me she needs me in her Life, that she wants to feel young and loved again, she told me all her secrets and I accepted because I already imagined it many times in my head how having a cougar milf will be like. Anyway we finally agreed at 800k monthly asides all travels and she gave me an SUV last year too.
This happened 4 years ago and since then its been good, I respect her always but in the bedroom she's my smallie. Anyway the last time was last weekend and it was mind-blowing as usual, we went to church together and parted ways from there.

Lai Mohammed

Goodlyhrt:
A girl I was really interested in one time just put to bed a bouncing baby boy.

Though I tried to make her my girlfriend and I was sad she choose another guy who now impregnated her out of wedlock.

She is an outgoing..partying.. Jaiye jaiye kind of girl but I was reluctant we could have a thing together then. But it never materialised and so she bore him a son. A cute guy I must say.

Several times she has been to my place to greet me and pleaded with me to come see her son. But I was still bittered by the fact she choose another guy and an irresponsible lifestyle. So I always dodged going to meet her in her place. I also swore never to give her a dime.

Today she brought her baby to my place. I was actually worried what people might say or word spilling out and his so called boyfriend aka husband breaks my head for me.

As devil will have it.. It started pouring heavily, I had to beg her to stay at least till the rain subsides. It was then she started pouring out her heart to me, how she made mistakes and regretted giving birth to the child for the guy.

She even named the child with my name. I was so happy inside but I didn't show it. But sha deep in side I wished the child belonged to me because he is so cute just like her mother whom I love so much.

I broke my vow of not giving her any penny today when she opened up to me that she doesn't have anything to feed my boy sorry her son I was moved with compassion. Luckily for her someone gave me some money for a job which I now gave small thing just because of the boy.

Maybe I love kids to a fault or maybe the child bore my name or arrghh he is so cute and I wouldn't mind to do it again if I am opportuned.

By the streets she scammed me howbeit legitimately.

Stay away from her completely, let her carry her cross.

If she needs money, let her meet her baby daddy, don't ever welcome her to your house again.

Flier:
You can’t win in court against a sitting president in Nigeria,it’s a waste of time and money.
Obi should face front.

The school you went to, was a waste of time.

Your mentality is zero.

But this is wrong...

God punish CBN

This guy is wicked, he wants to kill someone's daughter...

Only his sperm can fill up the girls stomach.