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Health › Re: Erectile Dysfunction Driving Me To Sucide by Dshocker(m): 4:13pm On Apr 19, 2023
balo777:
First off, the sucide was a joke. I would never do such. But I really need help What is a man without his dick?

I'll start from the beginning.

As a child, I used to be very anxious, it's even worse now that I'm a grown man. My anxiety can be so bad that my heart will be beating super fast like I want to die. This even happens when I'm with a woman, or when my woman tell me she's coming on so-so-so date. I've tried breathing technique but it doesn't work.

When I wake up in the morning, I get normal erection, say thirty minutes, after urinating. But when I'm with a woman, I can't perform. The only time I get effortless erection is in the morning. Every other period it's not so easy, and especially before sex.

I used to rely on drugs to help me. But one day, even Viagra failed me. Although, the anxiety was through the roof on that day and I had weak erection that can't penetrate. But when she left, after some hours, my anxiety level went down again. This happens with every girl. I usually don't have sex drive, in fact, it's only when I wake up I do.

I've failed my girlfriend. Although she's been understanding and told me she'll stay if I can find a solution to this.

From test to medicine, what can I do?
Every problem has a solution, just calm down and source for the solution.

For now, stay away from sugary foods, junk foods.

*Chew 1 bitterkola everyday
*Eat fruits
*Drink plenty water
*Get original honey, drink 1 teaspoon mixed with warm water
Romance › Re: My Wife Admitts She Visited A Guy But There Was No Sex by Dshocker(m): 4:01pm On Apr 19, 2023
Persephone1:
Forgive her , fight for your home, fast and pray for her. That she played away match outside doesn't mean she doesn't love you. Wear sexy underwear for her, attract your wife again. Don't forget to fast and pray again.

"Women" are polygamous in nature.
You say wetin?

Guy, i can only forgive her, but accepting her back is not is my dictionary....
Romance › Re: How Did Your Last Relationship End And Who Was At Fault? by Dshocker(m): 1:40pm On Apr 05, 2023
Samantha124:
No offence, but I'd rather die single than get married to a Nigerian man.
For real, why so much hate for Nigerian men?
Romance › Re: Rate my plan to get green card by Dshocker(m): 4:14am On Apr 05, 2023
Failure2019:
1-visit usa on tourist visa
2-download tinder and swipe right everyone
3-match with an obese hambeast and convince her to marry me
4-profit
opinions? wink cheesy
Best option

Seek for Asylum, tell them that APC has finished your life for the past 8yrs and now, the same evil party forced a drug baron on you as president.

And if they say you are lying, show them the case file of heroin dealings.

Omo na straight green card dem go nack you.
Romance › Re: Those Owing Multiple Bank Apps, How Do You Cope . by Dshocker(m): 4:08am On Apr 05, 2023
Zeal0000007:
Pals I'm really depressed , my bp is rising , I borrowed from online app to do small business instead of being idle, and the business income has being very poor almost made loses , and these bank apps don't give good time frame, I borrowed from A to pay B, B to pay C , D to pay A , now I'm owing up to 6 bank apps don't know what I'm going to do. God abeg make I no go commit suicide , they're beginning to send me text, I don dey think and my bp don dey rise, good Nigerians abeg help me, before I commit suicide.

How do I come out of this , no property to sale , God please help me .
Some people dey owe 25 loan apps, so no fear, after all na government contribute 70% of our impoverishment.

Did you vote for the evil party APC?
Food › Re: How To Cook Easy And Quick Okra Stew With Fish In Minutes (Photos, Video) by Dshocker(m): 4:02am On Apr 05, 2023
gloryhomemaker:
This cook with me video is on how to cook a delicious Okro soup within minutes. It's an easy to follow steps to making the most yummy Okro stew. Use any fish of your choice, you can fry,grill or bake the fish before adding to the soup.

Ingredients:

Okro
Mackerel (Titus)
Horse Mackerel (Kote)
Ugu (Pumpkin leaf)
Shombo (Paprika pepper)
Pepper
Onions
Palm oil
Seasoning
Salt



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mqji9w9nMkA
Gloria where have you been since, we've been missing your sumptuous meals..
Romance › Re: How Did Your Last Relationship End And Who Was At Fault? by Dshocker(m): 2:43am On Apr 05, 2023
Samantha124:
I like you, you're not as stubborn as your brothers here...😁😁😁😁
Sama you are destined to marry a Nigerian, this i have seen...
Crime › Re: Fulani Herdsmen Attacked My Friend's Father In Ogun (Graphic Photos) by Dshocker(m): 10:43pm On Apr 04, 2023
SporaD8:
It's all these reckless statement from y'all that made me realize that, had you find yourself in position of authority, you'd be worse than the so-called terrorist!
Did you have a biometer that scan people's political inclination?
Must every discussions be view through the prism of politics?
The roughly six hundred thousand of votes Obi garnered in Lagos were all from Onitsha?
What message are you passing to the like of Pa. Adebanjo, Obasanjo, Oyedepo, Falz and other SWesterners like myself who heartily supported and campaign for the Candidacy of Peter Obi: we made a terrific mistake?!
Has the politics of bitterness so much damage your reasoning that you turn out worse than those you castigate?
Oga stop whining yourself, you never supported Peter Obi nor campaigned for him.
Politics › Re: Sowore: The FG Is Fighting Obi & Datti Because They Are Partners In Crime by Dshocker(m): 9:55pm On Apr 04, 2023
Everybody dey attack Obi left, right and center.

What they should know is that, the Nigerian youths are behind Obi.
Politics › Re: Treason: Oby Ezekwesili Reacts To Lai Mohammed's Comments On Obi, Datti by Dshocker(m): 9:53pm On Apr 04, 2023
Nigeria is in trouble....
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What A Fellow Job Seeker Did To Me This Afternoon by Dshocker(m): 2:03pm On Apr 04, 2023
MostImportant:
I have noticed that some Nigerians have a way of putting all the blames on politicians as the ones destroying the country when they themselves are equally contributing.

A fellow job seeker turned back and do evil to me for the good intention I had for him. I was only trying to be a human which of course I always try to be no matter how tight it is with me. Not as though I have but I would share the little i have when I see someone so in need.

I met this guy in an interview venue and we got talking based on job search experiences, how we got to hear about the very one we were at, about the company, tips we can use to perform better in the interview and all that.

I think we were more than 40 in that place and interview was based on first come, you pick a number based on your arrival time and wait to be called in.

So the guy went in first before me, and came out to meet me waiting. On coming out, I tried to ask him to hint me based on some questions asked inside. The interview was scheduled for 10am but it started way late, around to 12pm. So not long after which he came out, he started complaining of hunger. I told him I am hungry too, and truly nothing entered my mouth that morning, so I was seriously hungry too. From hunger, he brought in the issue of how he managed to get to the venue due to lack of transport fare. He then asked me if I can assist with any amount to pay his way back. To be very open with him, I removed the last N500 that was with me and showed him. I told him I am the same. We are all struggling as we don't have a job yet. In fact, why I have N500 in my pocket is because I woke up early enough to prepare which I partly trekked to the place just to save some expenses. Just because I saw frustration in him and the humanity in me won't let me be, I wanted to give him N150 from the money while I keep N350 for myself. From our conversation, my distance was even farer than his.

So I wanted to go out with him to go look for change but just then, it was my turn to go in for the interview. Already the money was in his hand, so he said I should go in for my interview while he goes out to look for change and come back. I thought I was dealing with a human being, not knowing I was making a mistake. Leaving him with the money was the mistake I made. I'm only human after all, and I have learnt my lesson but it won't stop me from being good.

To cut the story short, that guy ran away with my only N500. That was all that was with me in and out. I mean home and abroad, all with me was the N500. Account balance looks like a radio frequency - 87.9. Laughable. So nothing was reachable any where else but even after telling him, he still decided to pay me back with evil.

To think he is a job seeker and he still behave that way, I won't curse him even though he succeeded in making me trek for more than 2 hours, going home with an empty stomach.

May he reap whatever he sows. I'm sure he won't come back to the place even if he's called up for the job, which I doubt though. And I pray I am shortlisted for the job, to bring joy to me.

Although a sad one for me but I pity his life.
Guy are you sure you are a Nigerian?

I can't even give a man of God money, to help go look for change, haba.
Crime › Re: 25 Cars Destroyed As Youths Clash Over Girlfriend In Kwara by Dshocker(m): 1:40pm On Apr 04, 2023
18yrs still in JSS2 class, before she would get to SS3, she would have aborted like 7 pregnancies grin grin grin

God have mercy.
Health › Re: 23-Year-Old Destiny Benjamin Dies 4 Days After Hip Surgery In Lagos by Dshocker(m): 11:34pm On Apr 03, 2023
Richdee1:
Good day NL
Please where can I locate MFM church in Benin city?
If possible the branch headquarters in Benin
It's very urgent
Church does save people oooO....

It is best you pray on your own
Health › Re: 23-Year-Old Destiny Benjamin Dies 4 Days After Hip Surgery In Lagos by Dshocker(m): 11:17pm On Apr 03, 2023
purples25:
This is sad.

Men often torment women whom they feel are unattractive in one way or the other. I have seen it happen.

At the same time, women need to be careful about the decisions they make, as the same men won't care about the consequences ladies face after trying to please them.

She could have been doing this to feel okay with herself. That's still an option.

Really sad.
At the bolded, dey play.

Oga she do am because of men.
Health › Re: 23-Year-Old Destiny Benjamin Dies 4 Days After Hip Surgery In Lagos by Dshocker(m): 10:34pm On Apr 03, 2023
Unfortunately the ukwu she wanted to use to seduce boys has led her to hell fire....

Fire go damage your bumbum, ashawo:- Pastor you know who.

R.I.P small girl.
Celebrities › Re: Portable In Court (pictures) by Dshocker(m): 5:31pm On Apr 03, 2023
They have not sentenced him yet, they only kept him at kirikiri, pending when he perfects his bail.
Politics › Re: Gen. Faruk Yahaya Warns IPOB, ESN: Don’t Threaten Integrity Of Nigeria by Dshocker(m): 5:27pm On Apr 03, 2023
raskymonojendor:
They are both killing people and they should both be crushed.
Does ipob have an agenda?

Does herdsmen or bokoharam have an agenda?

The government does rubbish and tags it on ipob, to paint them bad.

Every terrorist organisation does something and own up to it, has ipob ever come out to lay claims on any attack?
Politics › Re: Gen. Faruk Yahaya Warns IPOB, ESN: Don’t Threaten Integrity Of Nigeria by Dshocker(m): 5:19pm On Apr 03, 2023
So the ipob, a peaceful group that carries no arm or ammunition are the problem of Nigeria?

While herdman are killing people everyday in this country.
Crime › Re: Fulani Herdsmen Have Taken Over My Community In Kogi State (Photos) by Dshocker(m): 3:37pm On Apr 03, 2023
Innobee99:
Oganenigu Ward in Kogi State comprising of many villages is currently Under attack by dreaded Fulani Herdsmen.
This continue repeating year in year out. From the look of things, this is the worse so far compare to past attacks.
We're yet to receive any back from Kogi State Government and three local securities who have been trying to restore peace has been shot dead. Many has been killed, homes burnt down.
Many have been displaced and forced to move to neighbouring villages for safety.
We Call on Kogi State Government and we'll meaning Nigerians to come to our aid as this is becoming terrifying and unbearable for my people.
The sound of the gun shots doesn't even sound local, as they sound like sophisticated weapons.
The question is, who are their sponsors?
Pray for my Community 🙏
Shebi you voted for APC?
Politics › Re: 2023: Obi Introduced Religious, Ethnic Politics In Nigeria – Chimaroke Nnamani by Dshocker(m): 12:03pm On Apr 03, 2023
burp18:
At least Tinubu was bold enough to show us his own. Obi being the hypocrite that he is was going to north to beg for votes in the day and running to churches at night to turn christians against Muslim
Show me one video where he was campaigning against Muslims?
Crime › Re: Police Hold NDLEA Commander As Married Woman Dies In His Room by Dshocker(m): 11:56am On Apr 03, 2023
Terrible
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Help Me Thank God...i Got The Job!!! by Dshocker(m): 11:49am On Apr 03, 2023
Khalil1103:
In my previous thread I talked about how worried I was due to the late reply from my employer
https://www.nairaland.com/7636868/please-need-answers-should-worried

So this even I got a called to from them to resume tomorrow. Though they have been try to reach me since on Friday but bad network made it impossible...
Thanks to those that supported me with their advice.i appreciate 🙌🙏
This your english get as e be....
Christianity Etc › Re: Video Of Bishop Oyedepo Saying "I've Never Campaigned For Anyone" by Dshocker(m): 11:47am On Apr 03, 2023
IyaebeTheGreat:
If you allow obi come close to you, he'll tarnish your image. He succeeded in using most of these pastors for his selfish interest
Both Oyedepo and Obi are billionaires that have succeeded in life.

What about you?
Politics › Re: APC & Tinubu Have Less Than 16 Days To Respond To Obi's Petition by Dshocker(m): 11:45am On Apr 03, 2023
Owontime:
This case will drag on till the end of Tinubu's second term,judgement will be given in 2031,Obi will lose and head to the supreme court who will delay it till the end of Shettima's second term in 2039. The case will be thrown out in March 2039 after a South South politician has been elected president, Gringory Obi who would be 79 years old by then will die of a heart attack when he finally realizes that an IPOB man will never be the president of Nigeria and motor park touts will be sleeping with his wife just like the wife of his fellow IPOB -Ojukwu the coward.
What Obi has achieved in life is a dream many would wish for themselves.

I suggest you plan how to better your life, than mocking someone that has a fulfilled life.

You wey still dey start life and struggling dey rubbish billionaires that have lived a worthy life history will never forget.

Am sorry, but nobody will hear or know you in this life.
Politics › Re: ₦‎5m NBC Fine: We Will Not Let Our Voices Be Silenced - Channels TV's Seun by Dshocker(m): 11:33am On Apr 03, 2023
They shouldn't pay that money, because the federal government are known to violate the rule of law.
Crime › Re: How Do This Yahoo Guys Makes So Much Money, Please. by Dshocker(m): 11:15am On Apr 03, 2023
maleekberry:
Dey play
Abi dem don jazz you before?
Romance › Re: Who Can Break Down This Meme From Year 3256( Photo ) by Dshocker(m): 11:15am On Apr 03, 2023
Leiylau:
it's madness teaching a pig how to read n write.
U are confused grin
Crime › Re: How Do This Yahoo Guys Makes So Much Money, Please. by Dshocker(m): 6:26am On Apr 03, 2023
maleekberry:
Let me be honest with you, majority of these guys and girls nah rituals dem dey do.

It's not only guys tho even girls too are deeply involved nah just say their own nah jazz to see rich man way go dey pay.

All those ashmusy and nons miraj way you dey see no be any yeye content or endorsement. They first did better jazz way dey make dem catch rich guys.

Sane thing applies to all those female actresses way dey buy houses for lekki.

The truth is with time almost every youth for this country too will start doing one or two juju to survive this harsh economy.
Guy calm down, at the bolded, do you have any proof they did jazz?
Romance › Re: Who Can Break Down This Meme From Year 3256( Photo ) by Dshocker(m): 6:15am On Apr 03, 2023
Leiylau:
Brilliant ones only
It's funny how Pastors and imams of this world has failed because this photo speaks a lot .



Sorry I'm all science no time for romance kiss
All your topics, non makes any sense...

You need help.
Romance › Re: Who Can Break Down This Meme From Year 3256( Photo ) by Dshocker(m): 6:07am On Apr 03, 2023
Leiylau:
Brilliant ones only
It's funny how Pastors and imams of this world has failed because this photo speaks a lot .



Sorry I'm all science no time for romance kiss
This is a meaningless painting, only a mad man can understand...
Nairaland General › Re: Done by Dshocker(m): 8:59pm On Apr 02, 2023
Itohan22:
Okay now u can edit your last line so I can sell it in peace pls and I have edited previous post
Ok

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