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Business › Re: Man Exchanges ₦‎300 Detergent For Food Worth ₦‎300 Over Naira Scarcity by Dshocker(m): 4:28pm On Feb 19, 2023
JoshTim:
The same Hausa you talk about will never vote for you. Go and kill yourself. It's no surprise that all of you are politically maligned and annihilated. The same southwest is heaven to you and your entire lineage. Isn't that enough shame for you lots. Idiot.....go to your land, filled with hunger and bad governance.
https://www.nairaland.com/7575668/two-cousins-arrested-robbery-murder

Read up 👆👆👆
One of your lazy lots has done it again.


Laziness everywhere, lazy lazy lazy lazy lazy.
Business › Re: Man Exchanges ₦‎300 Detergent For Food Worth ₦‎300 Over Naira Scarcity by Dshocker(m): 4:15pm On Feb 19, 2023
JoshTim:
The same Hausa you talk about will never vote for you. Go and kill yourself. It's no surprise that all of you are politically maligned and annihilated. The same southwest is heaven to you and your entire lineage. Isn't that enough shame for you lots. Idiot.....go to your land, filled with hunger and bad governance.
Your land is filled with milk and sugar, but you cannot harvest it, because your lots are lazy and blind.

We would keep buying your lands and driving you lots to the rural areas.

At least other tribes are scattered all over the country and breaking boundaries, while your lazy lots are seated and begging for food.

Mugu that hasn't left ogbomosho and its environ is condemning South East, braaa try dey travel, make you go see for yourself.
Business › Re: Man Exchanges ₦‎300 Detergent For Food Worth ₦‎300 Over Naira Scarcity by Dshocker(m): 3:42pm On Feb 19, 2023
JoshTim:
Lol, tribe you say. I don't discuss tribe. That's why your tribe is backward in the scheme of things in this nation. Go and waste your vote as usual.


You must be a fool for asking me questions repeatedly. It shows the kind of petty person you are.
Even the Hausas are more hard working than you lots 🤧🤧🤧

Come and progress lemme see you 😂
Business › Re: Man Exchanges ₦‎300 Detergent For Food Worth ₦‎300 Over Naira Scarcity by Dshocker(m): 3:37pm On Feb 19, 2023
JoshTim:
Lol, tribe you say. I don't discuss tribe. That's why your tribe is backward in the scheme of things in this nation. Go and waste your vote as usual.


You must be a fool for asking me questions repeatedly. It shows the kind of petty person you are.
You and your lazy kinsman will suffer.

Lazy assess.
Business › Re: Man Exchanges ₦‎300 Detergent For Food Worth ₦‎300 Over Naira Scarcity by Dshocker(m): 3:05pm On Feb 19, 2023
JoshTim:
Is obi messiah, who suffers what.....why is Anambra the way it is.

Stop asking me dumb questions.
I didn't mention any location or tribe.

I only asked a simple and direct question and you are panicking.

Oga government or no government, which tribe amongst the 3 are comfortable individually.

When i mean individually, i mean the tribe that is busy doing something meaningful, not lazing about.
Romance › Re: How Much For RAW Sex With Runz Girls by Dshocker(m): 3:01pm On Feb 19, 2023
JackDaAlienz:
I want to know the price range so i can go select any fine runs girl i like..

Please and please ONLY MATURE RESPONSE.
I DONT WANT PREACHING OR LECTURE ABOUT STD.
MY GENETICS CAN NEVER CATCH AIDS OR STD
SO I DONT NEED YOUR ADVICE
PLEASE I NEED MATURE ANSWERS ONLY

Edit:
Its like nairaland is just useless when it comes to finding real answers. Over 32 comments yet nobody has mentioned a price range.
No wonder una dey carry over for school.

Abeg any real runz girl here that can tell me price range. All the jew men are just yarning dust

I have been fucking raw since 2013 no Std, i hardly get sick. Some people are lucky and i'm one of them
Last hiv test on november 2021 came out negative.
I no blame you, na your pastor wey dey deceive member say him get miracle oil against any sickness and infections.

You are a dead man.
Romance › Re: by Dshocker(m): 2:40pm On Feb 19, 2023
tobby20:
Ignore typo nah
Na Tinubu dey supply una, abi no be Tinubu dey supply una?

I dey do survey for my new project, please answer the question...
Romance › Re: by Dshocker(m): 2:25pm On Feb 19, 2023
tobby20:
My life on drugs
It all started since, I don’t know the age I started
Okay I got admission into unilag. I was smaller in size than my mates , I’m moderately good looking , tho I was short and slim lol , girls do find me attractive I mean it’s cool just that I stutter and I deal with anxiety problem .
Now here’s the thing , during my first semester in unilag , lectures hated me ( lol just because I stutter a lot (not like it’s my fault )) sometimes they Ask of my name , I want to say it but it’s like my mouth , tongue , mind brain and my body are not in one accord .this happens to most stammeres whereby they wants to say something but they can’t pronounce it at that moment (it’s really embarrassing)
So fast forward to my final year in unilag
Cos it’s a poly we use two years for national diploma . During first semester I linked up with one yahoo boy (his name victor)
Victor likes bragging , at least his own bragging is a bit realistic because he brags with proof
You know how most yahoo boys brag , they’ve been to the most expensive Club , spent money , been to the most expensive show.etc
Victors brother or yahoo boss just bought a Benz
So he was using the picture to brag as usual when I came in with my friend , I was feeling him from a distance but we don’t really talk
We just greet because he forms a lot (pride)now unknown to me victor secretly likes me as a friend but mayb because of my small stature he thinking he can’t walk with me as a friend on campus .
Victor made friend with hbd student , those are the big boy of the school .
So back to where victor was bragging , he made a statement about recruiting people and teaching them yahoo, I showed interest , he accepted with without thinking
That was how my journey with drugs began
I’m without holding the name of the school for security purpose
E be like say Tinubu na your supplier?
Business › Re: Man Exchanges ₦‎300 Detergent For Food Worth ₦‎300 Over Naira Scarcity by Dshocker(m): 2:24pm On Feb 19, 2023
JoshTim:
Which truth is bitter....what was obis achievement in Anambra. You expect me to leave Bola and vote for OBI say wetin. If you are blinded, i am not.
So who suffers the consequences?
Romance › Re: Please Help Me Guys(about My Girlfriend by Dshocker(m): 2:21pm On Feb 19, 2023
Kokorokomaster1:
This girl accepted to date me in the condition that we will not have sex but we can have only romance and kiss, I accepted now we are dating, but I usually sub her I give her money sometimes to repair her phone and other things, but now I do not have money like that because of the situation of this country, I promise her that I'm going to sub her,but right now there's no money than after some days if I didn't sub she will start to act some how, she no longer tell me that she love me and she will stop calling me onless if I call, please help me, is she a play girl
Ha.... E be like say your papa never give you pocket money since last 2 weeks.
Business › Re: Man Exchanges ₦‎300 Detergent For Food Worth ₦‎300 Over Naira Scarcity by Dshocker(m): 2:13pm On Feb 19, 2023
JoshTim:
Who is this chattering animal?
I believe you are learned enough to display a composition of good behaviour.

A simple and harmless question got to your nerves, because you already know the answer and truth is bitter.
Politics › Re: Pictures Of Peter Obi Alighting From ANAP Jet Despite Denial by Dshocker(m): 1:51pm On Feb 19, 2023
All the foreign bodies predicting Obi will win all over Europe nko, shey na Peter Obi dey influence am?
Business › Re: Man Exchanges ₦‎300 Detergent For Food Worth ₦‎300 Over Naira Scarcity by Dshocker(m): 1:44pm On Feb 19, 2023
JoshTim:
Obidafts dey suffer dey smile say obi go win. I Sidon dey laugh grin grin grin Dem to scorn.
Individually between the Igbos, the Yorubas and the Hausas, whom amongst the 3 are living more comfortable than the others?

The genuine answer from your inner most heart is the deal breaker.
Romance › Re: Drama As Man Who Was Brought To The UK By His Wife Impregnates Side Chick (video by Dshocker(m): 10:39am On Feb 19, 2023
Tokotaya:
Drama as man who was brought to the UK by his wife impregnates side chick (Video)

A trending video has shown the moment a Nigerian woman made a scene in a public place in the United Kingdom after finding her husband with his pregnant side chick.

It was a particularly painful episode for the wife because she spent her hard-earned money to bring the husband into the UK.

The wife had apparently been tipped off about where the husband and the side chick were, and she stormed the location with her camera rolling.

She challenged the man who tried to walk away with his mistress following him, but the wife caught up with them.

The wife can be heard cursing the man for betraying her. She also had harsh words for the side chick, whom she accused of allowing herself to be used to break her home.

The wife insinuated that the husband, identified as Desmond, impregnated his side chick who is a UK citizen, with a view to cementing his stay in the UK as his visa was expiring.

Watch the video below.
https://microsecondnews.com/index.php/2023/02/18/drama-as-man-who-was-brought-to-the-uk-by-his-wife-impregnates-side-chick/
If true, then he has to be deported back, i hate ingrates
Romance › Re: My Response To The Guy Dating A Single Mother by Dshocker(m): 10:32am On Feb 19, 2023
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Romance › Re: What Is The Secret Behind Easily Sleeping With Girls After Giving Them Food? by Dshocker(m): 10:28am On Feb 19, 2023
lovediehatelive:
Why is it that if you are hitting on a girl, she might be proving stubborn.

You might even gift her things, cash, airtime, clothes and other material stuff, but she might still not allow you enter her temple.

A girl will visit you, and you decide to buy her snacks or packaged stuff she will take home. However, she would prove stubborn when you try to browse her website.

But if she mistakenly eats or drinks anything, even if it is just coke, she hardly resists your advances and you would easily browse her website.

I'm beginning to wonder why guys say some girls are so cheap for with just indomie and egg, you can get them laid.

If you gift such girls material stuff, they might still fiercely resist you.

What is the secret? Is it that after eating thier level of resistance becomes low or they become weak?

Why are girls easy to bangg after eating?
I think you should channel this your energy of research into making money.

Research and find ways to make money, sex will not solve your problem in this life.
Romance › Re: Bonjour by Dshocker(m): 10:25am On Feb 19, 2023
cutecommend:
Have you ever slept with your close friend's girlfriend or boyfriend? How did you feel when you saw your close friend with his or her partner? Where you feeling guilty or still confident? Are you still doing such?
So you are sleeping with your friend's babe..


Awkuzu Sars awaits you.
Romance › Re: She Keeps Telling Me Her Son Is Not Mine, But Still Make Me Spend On Him by Dshocker(m): 9:50am On Feb 19, 2023
LarochelE:
I don't know what I've done wrong. When I met my woman in 2020,she had a child. She told me the whole story behind the boy and her ex. We started dating nonetheless, even though the story she told later prove to be false. But I loved her and the boy respected me and follow my lead.

However, things started going really bad since last year. Sex becomes an heavy duty. About two months ago, she told me we should put a brake to sex and focus on raising her child if I truly love her. Why will I keep spending but then you let me realize I can't access your vagina? And you don't want me to find sex elsewhere. Despite all my begging for sex everytime she always refuse. I told her best friend about this and she told me to be patience with her. But I'm tired. All my earnings, I used most to take care of her, and we've not even married yet

This morning, she told she wants to change the school her son is attending and gave me the bills. But because she Just next my house and denied me sex, I was angry.

Now, she blocked me for voicing out. I have called to beg, she isn't hearing any of it.

I'm just confused at this point
In English language, we call it manipulation....

Woman wey be after one, dey use your head play table tennis 🎾

Wahala 😂
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Would You Advice Both Parties To Do In Such A Situation by Dshocker(m): 6:36am On Feb 19, 2023
Hamachi:
huh
Ire is that you huh
Romance › Re: I Fall In Love Before I Realized Her Past Life, Now Am Confused by Dshocker(m): 6:11am On Feb 19, 2023
Buhari4sale:
Hmmmm

This should be the past op is talking about
grin

This picture you posted got me cracking 😂😂😂

Two guys, one for front, one for bad
Romance › Re: I Fall In Love Before I Realized Her Past Life, Now Am Confused by Dshocker(m): 6:09am On Feb 19, 2023
faceLAGOS:
I just don’t know why.

I can’t marry a nonvirgin.

I know if I’m able to hustle enough money before or early 40, I will settle for a very young virgin.

I don’t mind gromming her.
U go regret your life...
Romance › Re: Does Your Girlfriend's Past Life Really Matters? by Dshocker(m): 5:58am On Feb 19, 2023
Littlechild:
After you have made money, look for one youngy to marry. Not those olosho with High body count.

I have seen many guys my age go for young Innocent babes. I may do the same.
Your name has shown the level of your thinking capacity.

Tying a youngster down in marriage is the worst thing that can happen to any man, because you go regret your life and die on time.
Romance › Re: Does Your Girlfriend's Past Life Really Matters? by Dshocker(m): 5:55am On Feb 19, 2023
Fahvvy:
A woman who is not a virgin is unfit to be my wife and the mother of my kids, period!! undecided...

If you like...
Call me immature...
Not a real man...
Stupid...
Whatever rocks your boat, that's fine by me undecided...

It still doesn't change the fact that w.ho.res don't make good wives undecided...


Ladies be shouting "My past don't matter"
"I'm an adult and I can do whatever I want"

Yes I agree...
You're an adult and so you can do whatever you want, but news flash ladies!!

I'm an adult too and just as you can do whatever you want, so can I!!! undecided...

Just as you made a decision to sleep around in your peak years, I'm making a decision to not deal with your rammed-through ass!!! undecided...

And that shouldn't be a problem!!!
I mean, a man is allowed to also have preference ba? undecided...

One thing ladies and sadly men have failed to understand is this - You're free to do whatever you want with your life, but I don't got to put up with it undecided...

Wanna be a wh.ore? That's fine!! Go for it!!!
But stop demonizing men because they refused to put up with your bad decisions undecided...
Stop deceiving yourself, na still non virgin you go still marry, unless you go wait tire.

Because there are few virgins out there and the probability of those out there agreeing to marry you, would be slim.
Romance › Re: Does Your Girlfriend's Past Life Really Matters? by Dshocker(m): 5:51am On Feb 19, 2023
woginid967:
Boss i was naive. Watching such stuff back then was like a terrible taboo or sin... So i felt guilty. If you are the one you wouldn't have known too because in the video the faces of the girls were on mask. The guys too, i was hurt and bitter because the guys were 7-8 inches and the only advantage my 6inches had was that its fat.


It could happen to anyone o. The girl didn't manipulate me, i saw it as a blessing that she loves sex more freaky than me.
But i believe you are supposed to know the body of your girlfriend, even on masks
Romance › Re: Does Your Girlfriend's Past Life Really Matters? by Dshocker(m): 5:48am On Feb 19, 2023
woginid967:
My ex used to act p*rn and get paid. I never knew until i was ready to marry her and a prophet exposed it and she confirmed it but she covers her face in her videos.... I was heart broken.... She was my dream girl and i was a loyal dude back then... But after that I swore never to take any lady serious and to smash and move.

After i left her I began to understand why she was a maniac and spontaneous. She told me all of them who act such are into drugs, yet she was in the legion of Mary in our parish. I gave up and moved on.
For real or you joking?
Romance › Re: Looking For A Good Wife Material by Dshocker(m): 5:36am On Feb 19, 2023
CoronaVirusRelo:
You will have to look for Holy Mary!

All those quality in one woman? 😂🤣😂🤣
Even Holy Mary no go qualify for this category.
Sports › Re: Victor Osimhen Notches 100th Career Goal Faster Than Lionel Messi And Ronaldo by Dshocker(m): 5:22am On Feb 19, 2023
I think Victor Osimhen should stay at Napoli and keep doing his thing, till he gathers enough experience.

Because most African footballers tend to fade out when switched to a bigger club, especially in England.

And even if at all he wants to move, he shouldn't sign for a team like Man United, because they will kill his career.
Politics › Re: Reactions As JJ Omojuwa Posts Peter Obi's Campaign Poster by Dshocker(m): 9:36pm On Feb 18, 2023
God is about to liberate Nigeria from the shackles of bondage...

#FreedomAtLast
Celebrities › Re: E-Money Celebrates His 42nd Birthday (Photos) by Dshocker(m): 9:14pm On Feb 18, 2023
Age gracefully
Romance › Re: Wat An Old Woman Told Me Last Night by Dshocker(m): 1:18pm On Feb 18, 2023
Illegal1:
bros...nah wetin the woman tell me ooh,she say"she jst lyk me if nt she for knw my power....
If na true you dey talk, fear no go gree you give the woman money, sooooo my brother, u dey lie die.

Calm down.
Politics › Re: Shetima drives tinubu To campaign Venue in Maiduguri (Picture) by Dshocker(m): 12:33pm On Feb 18, 2023
Roboto11:
grin
But it appears that the Igbos and other tribes doing business are more ok financially than the Yorubas, how come?
Politics › Re: Shetima drives tinubu To campaign Venue in Maiduguri (Picture) by Dshocker(m): 12:31pm On Feb 18, 2023
sarrki:
Jagaban and Shettima are set to drive to the Venue.....Of the rally in borno today
The title should have been, boko haram commander drives Tinubu to campaign venue.

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