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Chocoloco:
Wey u do well

Abi you don jonze, see you don dey mounted oooo so no dey miss cap.

Abi u want ma drop ur complete name . ..
Lawrence do well ooo.

I no blame you

Chocoloco:
D law calm down you no fit kill me

No go dey do do before I clamp you .

We don study all your movements so Rest

Just choose how you want make i kill you, spiritual or physical.

Oga de, who be you naaaa, abi who be Lawrence

Chocoloco:
Lawrence na you

The problem be say, Nigerian constitution no permit anybody to kill.

Because like this now, to kill you dey hungry me.

JaneYave:
Your business, your choice, your life!

As if you won't kill to have him as your husband.

Chocoloco:
D law my guy, how e m a k a dey send my greetings to him 🤨

Rest in the name of Jesus, i know you not...

Mark chapter 1, verse 7...

ChangetheChange:
https://tribuneonlineng.com/primate-reveals-region-to-determine-nigerias-next-president/?utm_term=Autofeed&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1676806445

Come on, this is not a prophecy, neither is it a revelation, these are simple analogy a political scientist can analyze or predict.

No be like this Jesus do miracle for him time.

Nigeria and fake pastors are like 5 & 6 🤧🤧🤧

The thing be say Yoruba movies no dey pay much.

A lead actor can be paid like 200k, what about the other cast, wahala 😂😂😂

Chocoloco:
You just leave us for area

Which one be say i leave una for area, braaa which area are you talking about.

Chocoloco:
Egede

Which one be Egede again?

Your name na Egede

Ilamina:
I feel so doomed

I offered you N20,000 to stop posting ever again.

Stephen2324:
Dear men
Please explain to us why ladies who are responsible, hardworking, earns her pay, who pays her bills and not asking for urgent 2k are still single?
Open discussion

Probably, she has not made herself available...

Flettyboy:
Good day, pls i’m new here and I need serious advise on what to do.
N.B: This is not in anyway a promotional post.
A couple of weeks ago, I was surfing my Snapchat when I came across a post from a guy. It was actually a screenshot of a hook up site, the name is RunsGram, I don’t know if anyone would be familiar with it.
Curiously, I did a quick google search on the website name and google brought it out.
On the site, there are lots of hook up girls there and most of them are in Lagos.
I started checking the girls out as I was liking what my eyes was seeing.
Now I came across this lady, I will withhold her name for privacy sake. She was dark and quite slim and in her late 20s.
Her picture caught my attention coz she was so beautiful and endowed. For descriptive personification, she shares same physique traits with Nnengi of BBN.
I decided to contact her for a weekend company as it was Thursday.
We spoke about price and She agreed to come.
So, 3 days later, I buzz her up to remind her of our schedule which she confirmed to make it to my place during that day’s evening.
On getting to my place, she was calm and not so outspoken as a person. I am also a very calm person in nature. I made her feel comfortable around me coz I noticed she was tensed.
So I quietly asked her if it’s okay for us now to go to the other room which she said “it’s fine”.
Omo, this girl has the sweetest scent I’ve ever perceived on a lady.
To top that, she is clean and mild. I asked her if she has any boyfriend which she said no - she maybe lying o but at least she said no
We spent almost 2 hours talking and chit chatting. Then she told me how she liked me coz I was different from most of the guys she had met before me. We both laughed that off.
This very state of our connection was what led me into asking her some very personal things like if she’s got a boyfriend, how she’s coping with life with her choice of profession etc.
What she told me was quite touching. At first I didn’t believe it, but she backed up all her hardship claims with real proofs. I won’t go into most of the details but one of the most amusing thing she told me about was that she’s raising funds for her daughter’s dialysis operation.
Normally when we all ask hook up girls why they’re doing it, they all tend to come up with numerous excuses, but this very person I met was indifferently different.
To cut the story short I told her I wish I could help, I purposely said this so she wouldn’t think she’s seen a cash cow in case she’s looking for one. I dunno!
Going on while, she was expecting me to start what so e came to do but I just couldn’t. I didn’t touch her. I paid her in full. So she left the next morning.
Five days later, we had gotten a bit close, yunno, we necessarily don’t need to condemn and isolate people for whatever Choice of profession they choose. So we talk quite often and some times text.
So Few days ago, she called and asked for a little help, she said she needed 100k to push the total accumulated amount of their initial health bill of the said operation to about 60% so they can commence the operation. I thought to myself “is this playing?” But one thing was telling me not to doubt her coz I can afford to dash out 20X that amount.
I told her no problem and I asked for her account. She sent it and I immediately sent her the 100k. I told her not to bother thanking me.
So last Wednesday, she called to thank me and that she would like to invite me over so her daughter can say thank you which I agreed to go.
On getting there, I met her and her Ill daughter. She was really really going through some serious health issues.
I was touched.
I remembered when she told me if she will get out of this issues, She will stop doing runs.
I left her after a while to see the doctor and enquire about some things. The doctor said she has paid almost 1.4 in about 13 weeks coz they said the process accrues cost every week. Omo I was so speechless. I asked about the remaining fees and they said the girl has about 5 more weeks coz there were some weeks that were missed for the procedures. I offered to pay up the remaining part.
The doctor told the lady about it. She cried, but I told her its all fine.
After that day, we’ve grown even more closer, she sometimes ask me to come to her place in ikate after I close at work and sometimes she would ask to pay me a courtesy visit.
Now after all these, it seems I can’t get this lady out of my head. Like I am in love. She’s really beautiful with good humor but I am still lost on what to do with this feeling. I don’t know why.
I really need advice on what to do.
Should I just help and shut out the feeling and go on with my life? Or can I follow this feeling?
Please help a brother.

This one Ashawo came to your house the first time, e get as e be oooooO.... Abeg make we try dey lie with fear of God.

Men can lie!

JoshTim:
"do not reply a fool lest you become like him"

"Reply a fool lest he thinks he is wise"

I have done these two to you. You are a fool.

Lazy tribe, feasting from other people's labour.

JoshTim:
I laugh you....you pauper.

Lazy man....

Suffer is coming, wahala.

SeeItSayIt:
Seun deserve more insults 'cos he's not living wise as supposed an educated Yoruba extraction.

The guy na chameleon

Truthsoldier:
I have been on this space I think for some time and I have come to see that there are particular nairalanders who no matter what they insult them whether good or bad,they continue in what they know best, and I have few of them here,you can add yours,so here are they;

1.Mr Righteousness
No matter what this nairalander post or quotes you will see some nairalanders deliberately want to attack him,this guy is quite mature and calm in his responses and hardly meddles in filthy talks, instead he is consistent in dishing advice and warning on eternity, heaven,hell and rapture.
Some nairalanders here call him Pastor Righteousness, and he has been consistent in his piety here as far as I know.

2.VeryWickedMan
This moniker is on another planet, I keep wondering if this guy is really as he portrays himself to be here on this forum,he is a killjoy of some sorts,and a big 'clout chaser' and attention seeker,I think that sometimes his sarcastic comments are just to catch cruise and fun,and when he says anything even meaningful he would still be attacked by some comrades here,but dude doesn't give a hoot.

3.Siofra
This moniker is never giving up because of bashing,she relishes it,she intentionally creates posts just to pique the pride of some unmentioned fellas on this nairaland planet,they in return give it back hot hot,but she's like thermocool flask that takes it hot or cold,will I say thumbs up but some will come to attack now,anyway she deserves it.

4.Alex reports
This dude is like the biblical Joseph hated by his brothers,they insult the hell out of this brother,some hating him too badly, but dude keeps leashing out 'doings' and peppering the trolls, after all he is not the reason for the naira swap issue..Oga you try

5.Seun
This Oga deserves accolades,if Insults are building materials it could have been enough to build a skyscraper for him,Mr seun has seen shege in the hands of this 'chineke platform' and the members,but as calm as water,he remains focused,It is worth acknowledging,this forum sef nah another 'Naira swap palava'.

Add yours

Oga only number 1 and 4 are accurate, the rest dey dash, especially that siofra, comot her name there.

JoshTim:
You no be human being abeg.

Tomorrow is monday, people with the right thinking will go to their various businesses to make money, while the lazy ones like your lot will be loitering around, look for people's wives to devour.

Lazy vagabond, no go work, you go suffer, wahala 😂😂😂

Chocoloco:
D law

Senior man who you be?

Without even forcing or disturbing myself to read it, i can swear with my life that the so called madam is an Edo girl/woman 😂😂😂

By their fruits, we sha know them.

Chocoloco:
D law

What are you saying?

JoshTim:
..

Animal in human skin....idiot.

Lazy lot, come and progress lemme see na 😂😂😂

JoshTim:
It's quite sad you will call yourself a human when it's obvious you an animal. You go about preaching hate, tribal sentiments...peddling lies and spreading unfounded arguments. It's quite sad you are a human. I mean you dey try o...with your level of reasoning....it only downgrades you to ape status.

Lazy lot, you go suffer tire

Chocoloco:
Law Ren c3ee

Who be law Ren c3ee?

JoshTim:
Lazy you say. You wey be pauper. Come on, you will cry very soon.

You and your lots are lazy to work 🤧🤧🤧

Wahala for jobless men.

JoshTim:
Your are one unlearned folk....it is an insult to trade words with you. You have phone but can't check simple facts on web. It tells the kind of person you are. Living on deception and denying the obvious facts.

Lazy lot...

More suffering awaits you 😂😂😂

seanwilliam:
Not every girl is into hookup ,
But every girl has the tendency, depends on the price and the guy man wey Dey involved .
Even married women ( na dem worst pass)

I went to one particular bank last year, I went straight to the counter to make enquiries about something relating to gagdets payments oversea. this fine busty lady at the counter told me they don’t offer the service for now , I collected her number that I’ll update her and stuff like that .


..

..
.in December 2022

We chatted for some days , I started throwing numbers as regards the deal I went to her branch for. She connected me to a guy in abj(the story long sha)
In the midst of the convo , I threw hookup parole to her.
She indirectly accepted , disguising under the eagerness to know my place .
Me wey sharp , I told her that I need to catch flight the following morning that I’ll spend the time with her overnight for one cool hotel before I depart to Lagos the following day.( which mumu flight )



We sha met, bought food at bitmore, I lodged her for one nice hotel , i fhucked shege comot for her body . I slept off and I woke up around 2am, I couldn’t find her by my side , I fear lol.
I stood up and tiptoed to rest room and discovered she’ was on call with a man whom I assumed to be her bf. She was telling him she’s been throwing up and feeling sick. The mumu self was like “ Abi make I Dey come tomorrow, shey make I call momcy “.


For that same place while making the call, she collect one round


Later we had deep conversations and she said her wedding is coming up by May( I kinda felt bad but I needed to satisfy my Konji)and she hoped to travel go Canada by next year ( this 2023).

The following day she left my place quickly , gave her money and meself check out around 10

The girl has a good job , has a caring man and family , she just choose to be a biátch.


This happened one Saturday in dec.

Men can lie 😷

Ilamina:


It's not only Montessori girls they praise

I am not that bush afterall

How about if i pay you 20k never to post or create any topic again on Nairaland?

Wahala for who never go learn how to kidnap 😂😂😂😂

Oluwasheyijossy:
If you play your card well, she will be the one begging to see you, asking when you will be free so she can come over to your place, by then you will be the one telling her soon you will let her know, so relax man. From her response to you sef she doesn't seem like she's into you

E be like say dem freeze you inside deep freezer since 1992, na now the ice block come melt.

Wahala..... Na telemundo dey groom you?

Berrityga:
So guys see me see matter oo, my head dey boil now but I don go buy Ghana loud and cachet squadron to take cool my temper. So there is this girl I just met though we've known each other since last year and we saw just once, this year I Want to take things to another level with her, she is working class oo, I invited her to come over to the island my place to be precised, this girl told me that I should send her transport, I asked her if she is not working that why would she ask me for transport, she replied rudely that I'm I the one that gave her job or I'm I the one that is paying her, that other guys that pay for uber do there ask the girl if she is working first. Omo!! She even went ahead to tell me that I shouldn't send her 2k or 3k that she wouldn't come. Guys why do Nigerian girls have the olosho vibes all over them. Why will a working class girl be expecting a guy to foot her transportation? This matter carry matter so make we reason ham!.

Oga na you go above your means, so why complaining.

Guy truth is level pass level, there are some girls you will meet and their condition is that you will buy her a new car, like a Range Rover Velar worth N45m, some will tell you that every 6 months, they will go on vacation.

There are some girls you will meet and if you aren't an ikoyi resident, they won't date you, they regard even lekki phase 1 resident as poor people.

Make i burst your brain, one of my chairman that is married is dating one goddess in lekki phase 1, he pays her N3m every month, no capping.

So the truth be say, every girl no fit be the same, just find the one wey no go give you headache.

iInjureHerYansh:
I have never seen anything like this in my life. This should be included in Guinness book of records cos I don't think any man dead or alive can break this man's record.

See thread link below

https://www.nairaland.com/7574851/she-keeps-telling-me-son

Miracle no dey tire Jesus?

OP na people like you dey do pass like this, you come online and be forming hardman, hardman.

Everybody don turn tiger alpha male for nairaland, but in reality yall are timid pussycat.

Illegal1:
The guy mumu pass samson own....

Can you repeat this word, if you happen to meet the great Samson one on one?