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Romanoff:
No I don't.

wiseone28:
Who tell you i don't drink alcohol?

Infact i am drinking alcohol as i am typing this..

STEWpid:
Chai..

Suicide because of a man..?

You gotta be kidding moi..

Candidlady:
All these mumu ladies

Imagine they had to cuff her

Killing yourself over something that got no value

Kai

wiseone28:
Must they drink alcohol?


I don't know why the fuse.

Romanoff:
All for this alcohol sha.

Samantha123:
How do we sound the same?

Samantha123:
Oh! The woman from Zambia, apparently she committed suicide.

Virginprincesss:
If you know you are rich and romantic and want to be my friend
You are welcome
Both male and female
I am bored and need someone to talk too sometimes since I don't have a boyfriend

siofra:
Even if he doesn't do it?


Is it bad for a girl to ask her boyfriend to do it?

Does it make the girl slutty?

Samantha123:
Who's Martha

Samantha123:
With me, he didn't really woo me, I was still in high school when we met.

I was at my friend's brother's birthday party when I first saw him, I didn't know him and he didn't know me too, but I developed a crush for him from that day.

It was only when this other time I visited my friend that I found him there with her brother, and from then on, I knew I had to put my detective mode on and do an investigation on the guy, just so I can at least know something about his background and the kind of a person he is because he struck me as the player type, cute face and nicely dressed.

My friend was very helpful.. .. And upon finding out that he was studying medical science in varsity, I just had to find a way to get close to him because I always had a thing for medical professionals, but I didn't know how because I was young and shy.. So, I decided that I was going to pretend that biology is giving me a difficult time at school and I finally got the courage to ask him if he could help me with some extra lessons when he's free. He agreed and whenever he was free, we would meet for my biology extra lessons, the same biology I was very good at, but pretending that it was showing me flames.. .. as time went on, I became more comfortable and relaxed around him, I started opening up and we became friends, I was the first one to confess my my feelings for him and the rest is now history..

After some ups and downs, we're now finally engaged.

purejustice36:
First of all , never date a broke babe
By their skin you’ll know
There’s so much flex in dating an independent babe

Firstly understand that you’ve got value and no babe must ride you , understand that you’re worth it and they’ve got more to benefit from you emotionally

Before you approach any girl ensure you’re ready for any kinda reply and don’t always expect a good one but by your game and swag you can’t be messed with

I was at the Schengen embassy in Victorian island in Lagos some weeks back

When done with whatever took me there, this fly chick with huge boobs and thick ass just parked in the embassy parking lot , I’m sure she was there to either submit her application or for collection

Like I said before I don’t like broke babes never , independent babes turn me on

My guy was like , mehn this babe complete o , her matter go hard
I patiently waited for her to get done with her mission there

About 30mins she was ready to exit the place, sexy babe wey dey handle Lexus 500 stop playing

I walked up to her friend not even her , told her friend that I would like to squeeze out 5mins of their time if they don’t mind
That’s bc her friend no fine reach the babe , such babes like attention pass those wey fine lol

I took her away from her friend and went straight to the point
Take note: I’m 6”5 on height
I handsome like wella, no cap
Confidence dey on a 100 , that’s all that matters

Me: hey cutie
Her: hi
Me: saw you dazzling from afar and just couldn’t help it but to holla at ya

Her: hmm thanks “smiles”

Me: the name’s wydjdjdjc and I wouldn’t like to take much of your time , do you mind a rendezvous?

Her: you seem so confident

At that point I already knew I wasn’t doing bad

Me: I’m gonna give you my contact shawty , let’s get into a deeper conversation when we’re all alone together, “that’s if you don’t mind “ that word very important

Her: how about I just give you mine lol
Me : I would really want you to have mine, you can beep me up when you get home , that’s to show that you wouldn’t mind seeing me some other time

I gave her my contact and vanished into the thin air

Here’s the trick dude, if she hadn’t called me back then she’s not interested
But bc she called back , it means she’s interested

The following week me wey my pocket don dey finish , I go borrow money from my guy lol

We hung out at oniru beach , I use Wizkid songs finish her head and me too sabi sing join
We knack that night for beach , right now na she dey chat me first every morning

It’s all about your confidence bruh , girls matter simple pass drinking of Heineken

Ilamina:
Igbos are not nice to me
They support you but will always insulting at you back

Ilamina:


Even when the world was against me

They stayed and supported me
I am so grateful

I don't know if I have the strength to continue from here

God bless Yorubas

simplepee:
So I was craving fish stew and literally dragged myself to the market. I got this tiny fish for 1200, paid with pain in my chest and left .

Location; Lagos. Will you get it cheaper in your state?

It is well with us in this country.

UnusualEmissary:
But what drives them?

I thought dogs are supposed to be domestic animals...

LivelyMandem:
Guys in the house, what is your experience like dating single mothers.

I recently met a beautiful young lady who has never been married but has a daughter with a guy who isn't taking up much of the responsibility.

I have a good job and can obviously take care of the basics. The issue started from when I started giving her some money randomly not for any particular purpose. She called me recently and said her daughter's school fee is due and how much am I bringing.

In my head, she is not my child so why do you want to push the responsibility on me so fast. If I ask about the dad, she'll say I shouldn't worry because he's irresponsible.

We're not intimate yet because she said no sex before marriage, na that one we still dey fight about.

My question is, is it ok for her to ask me for her child fees just because we're dating or am I supposed to automatically take up the girls upkeep because I'm dating her mother?

Treasuredgift:
It seems, she has a thing for boxers. Handsome ones at that.

Congrats cuppy,.....when Nigerians didn't experiret, boom u shock them ( especially nigerian men) who were busy marriageshaming her, saying that she was single at 30. Hoping that she will get depressed and settle for just anyone of them...hahaha hahaha. E choke!!!

When the news first broke out, comman see male tears everywhere nah! Choken't it?

Infact, right after getting a UK fully paid house as a gift , she got an engagement ring too.
Oxford cert+ UK paid house+ engagement ring+ all the connections in the world. One lady o

Dear cuppy, I really envy you!!! Your reality is my dream.


Make Una talk nah, make her wouldbe
boxer husband punch Una mouth.#Djcuppy #FutureMrsTaylor #MummyFunfun&Dudu