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Romance › Re: Nigerian Girls Are Among The Best You Startup A Future With by Dshocker(m): 12:26pm On Nov 28, 2022
Nigerian women are good in every other area, except for the issue of being too dependent...

Vote Peter Obi, so there will be job security, which in turn, will help take many girls off the street, because Ashawo no be work.

Health › Re: Man Commits Suicide On Bayelsa Flyover by Dshocker(m): 12:23pm On Nov 28, 2022
Beebah321:
The problems way dey this country fit make person commit suicide. sad
Anybody way wan die, make e die ooo. This country sef don tire us. sad
You have to leed by example...
Sports › Re: Qatar: Cameroon's Goalkeeper, Onana, To Leave Camp After Disagreement With Coach by Dshocker(m): 11:34am On Nov 28, 2022
Since the keeper plays for intermilan, he feels he is bigger than the coach...
Romance › Re: Increasing Lamentations Of Guys by Dshocker(m): 10:32pm On Nov 27, 2022
Davash222:
My brother, the thing taya me pass you.
Seems we’re loosing more men to Eve’s daughters recently.
The one wey pain me pass na, the guy that was complaining that ‘His girlfriend zoomed off with his car and left him stranded at the airport’.
such leverage!!
Where this one happen, abeg show me the link?
Politics › Re: Mother Of Impregnated FGC Yauri Female Student Dies From Stroke… by Dshocker(m): 9:29pm On Nov 27, 2022
Government wouldn't hesitate to comb every nuke and cranny, if it had happened in any other part of the country, particularly the SouthEast, this shows that the government of the day is sympathetic with these terrorist.

The United States Of America is 11 times bigger than Nigeria, but if something like this happened over there, in less than 72hrs, all the hostages would have been free.

It is quite embarrassing to know that, it is over 1yr and the Nigerian government absolutely did nothing to rescue them.

Shame To Nigeria.
Crime › Re: 29-year-old Lady Arrested With Teenager For Armed Robbery by Dshocker(m): 8:24pm On Nov 27, 2022
LeoDeKing:
You mean 29 year old Chioma Okafor and 19 year old Nweke Joshua took development to Ogun state?

We are the richest
We are the most successful
We are the most hardworking
We are the most developed
We are the most educated

These are the reasons everyone is jealous of us.
You sound like a sadist
Sports › Re: England Team Kneels Before Kickoff, But Look At What Team USA Did Instead by Dshocker(m): 8:01pm On Nov 27, 2022
England na carry doers, eye service...
Sports › Re: Morocco V Belgium: Riot Erupts As Moroccan Fans Flip Cars, Celebrate Famous Win by Dshocker(m): 7:59pm On Nov 27, 2022
If Nigeria was in the world cup, we would have won Brazil grin
Romance › Re: Uploaded A Very High Resolution Picture On Bio And Nairaland Reduce The Quality by Dshocker(m): 7:54pm On Nov 27, 2022
Jeweltz:
This is fine �� maybe. Because WhatsApp do it. Seun needs to do better. Why do u have to reduce our pictures quality. You don't even buy data for us �. Mttchew
Don't forget

Elon musk wants to buy Tik Tok, so he will remove the filters, which will welcome women to reality.

Makeup has deceived a lot of guys

OP try uploading your real face, i promise you, the picture quality will not reduce grin
Nairaland General › Re: I Tend To Lie Unnecessarily. Please Help by Dshocker(m): 7:50pm On Nov 27, 2022
Jackanda1:
Hello house. Is there any one that has this problem? It seems there is a part of my brain that is wired this way for years now.

While most people lie to escape punishment and blame etc, i tend to lie for no reason atall. Sometimes i need to lie further just to modify the initial lie.

Examples:
1. I went late to work because i had to take home some office files which i worked with all through the night. When asked, i lied to my boss that i had a compound dispute tha made me come late. Saying the truth would have earned me praises from my boss and saved me alot of stress.

2. I got injured at home. When my landlady asked how, i lied that i had a serious accident when going to work that morning.
I told her a long story about the accident scene and all. She was sympatizing with me and almost wept. embarassed

These are just few examples i can type now, there is more.

I can't help but lie most of the time i have conversation with people. Any advice?

nlfpmod, seun
Fantastic thing about lying is that the opposite sex will fall deeply inlove with you.

I don't mean bragging ooO, but lying will get you a lot of girls, and i don't know why.

I believe that, every girl has a chemical imbalance in their brains, that lets out an euphoria of adrenaline and once it is triggered, believe me she go fall.

That title "Men can lie" has done more damage that good.
Education › Re: List Of States With Lowest Number Of Out Of School Children by Dshocker(m): 7:40pm On Nov 27, 2022
Painful statistics
Romance › Re: What Is An Advantage Of Dating An Abuja Girl? by Dshocker(m): 7:12pm On Nov 27, 2022
Stephen2324:
What is an advantage of dating an Abuja girl?
The advantage of dating an Abuja girl is that; they might appoint you as the Minister Of Women Affairs, through her connection.
Romance › Re: Ladies, Do You Think He Is Cute by Dshocker(m): 7:10pm On Nov 27, 2022
Ilamina:
smiley

Hollywood actor, Josh henderson
Shebi you don marry, why you still dey sample who fine and who no fine?
Romance › Re: A Lady Slept With Her Ex Few Weeks Before She Got Married. by Dshocker(m): 7:04pm On Nov 27, 2022
Stephen2324:
A lady slept with her Ex few weeks before she got married. She confessed to her husband and he forgave her. 9-10 months later, she gave birth. Her ex claimed that the baby looked like him and demanded for a DNA test. The husband thought he was crazy & agreed to run the DNA test,

also to shame the ex but only if the ex would agree to bear all expenses. Petty young man paid for everything including traveling and lodging expenses in Lekki for sample collection.
The result came out.

Probability of Paternity of Index A:0%.
Probability of Paternity of Index B:0%.

It means that the child does not belong to any of them.
OP you are a Twitterist

A Twitterist are people that have the ability to fabricate unimaginable lies and turn it to a reality.
Politics › Re: Amaechi Built Five Flyovers, Rivers APC Replies Wike by Dshocker(m): 6:44pm On Nov 27, 2022
culf:
I like Amaechi, the guy no even get time for anybody.
He is afraid of Wike
Agriculture › Re: Which Wild Animal Could Have Ripped Off The Neck Of Our Goat Like This? (Video) by Dshocker(m): 4:49pm On Nov 27, 2022
MideMrPossible:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr85NFhuwJk

We are having this kind of attack second time this month and the pattern of the attack is exactly the same.

Due to farm invasion of our livestocks, we only allow them to graze at night and leave them till daybreak while we let them into their cage.

The first victim of this wild attack was Huda ram, he was sick and want missing, after about the third day, we found him with his head ripped off from the neck, likewise the second goat, brought in for mating about 12 days ago, felt sick, recovering, went to graze and the second day we met him this way.

We are currently working on installing perimeter net for the first part of the land we intend to use for livestock, that's about 3 acres, it separates the farm from the remaining land meant for crop plantation.

Which animal do you think is on the prowl?
Kindly suggest how to capture or kill this animal.

My name is Mide Oludipe, I'm a graduate of geography and I'm a regenerative agriculture expert seeking to create a niche in modern agriculture. Please kindly Subscribe to my channel
Thanks.
Install a motion camera and a goat locked in a cage or better still, record the cry of a goat and let it play in a wireless bluetooth speaker till day break, the cry will attract which ever wild animal that did this, because surely the wild animal will come back for more prey tomorrow.
Romance › Re: How Can We Help The Multitude Of Women Looking For Husband In Nigeria by Dshocker(m): 3:54pm On Nov 27, 2022
Jeon:
Amen oh, may it manifest
I don't have time for Nigerian Men the reason why I mind myself and face my work. ... And if I'm to go for Black man i will go for Fulani or East African male if not @bold then outside Africa race .


I don't have time to be messing myself around for ungrateful souls.
Don't worry, you wish will come to pass.
Romance › Re: How Can We Help The Multitude Of Women Looking For Husband In Nigeria by Dshocker(m): 3:46pm On Nov 27, 2022
Jeon:
Thank God I'm the one feeding, clothing and all for myself and the people around.I don't sell vagina, beg neither steal for a living .

I would've murder myself before stepping into teenage.


Man ,nothing like sadist... Single ladies are better than some women in that for better for worse contract.





Better to be alone then battling a karma you know nothing about because of some so called Men
Good...

I hope it stays this way, forever.

I pray, no Nigerian man will ever approach you for relationship, talk more of marriage, in Jesus name, Amen.
Romance › Re: How Can We Help The Multitude Of Women Looking For Husband In Nigeria by Dshocker(m): 3:31pm On Nov 27, 2022
Jeon:
I don't have anything to do with them in terms of marriage/relationship /friendship and will never.


I'm not boosting. They're too low for my liking, so I don't see the reason why to useless or stress myself for them.



it's better to be single then suffering from a generational curses you know nothing about that may lead to your death, delay in life, career and progress.

it's better to be single then bearing some family's Surname that got a lot of stains e. g rapist, thief, gossiping, curse and swearing that has been laid for many decades [I don't want that to affect me and my offspring[s] ] promiscuous and shrine or human blood speaking against the live of the children and grandchildren which they know nothing about,but suffering for it because of the evil deeds of their ancestors.

it's better to be single then trying to impress, to be a doormat and pleasing some in-laws that are bad and will be your hater for no reason..


it's better to be single then to die prematurely or age prematurely in the name of marriage
So how much have you made, since you've been alone?

U sound like a wounded sadist.
Romance › Re: How Can We Help The Multitude Of Women Looking For Husband In Nigeria by Dshocker(m): 2:15pm On Nov 27, 2022
Jeweltz:
I pity women that still put their trust in Nigerian men. Most of them are time waster, terrible liars and heartbreakers. That's where they are good at
Then, it is best you stay away from them, failure to do so, has a dire consequences...

Since you've accepted that they are useless and hopeless.
Romance › Re: How Can We Help The Multitude Of Women Looking For Husband In Nigeria by Dshocker(m): 7:49am On Nov 27, 2022
Onolulu:
The rise of husbandless women is constituting worry, especially for me. I can't just sit here and be watching our queens and princess getting swindled at Shiloh. Another December is here and Rebecca and Janet are planning to visit Shiloh again. There's also unemployment in the country which has make majority of abled bodied men to be single and focus on their career. Is this how we'll be looking and nobody is talking about it.

In your opinion, what do you think we can do to curtail this


NB: I'll also call on our brothers in the Diaspora to come home and pick wife this December. Bride price is now very affordable, especially if you go to places like calabar
Calabar is the most expensive place to pick a wife...
Romance › Re: Is My Girlfriend Cheating? by Dshocker(m): 7:58pm On Nov 26, 2022
BISHOPCHARLIE:
So, I've been seeing this lady for some time now. June this year, I began taking her serious - she ticked some qualities I wanted in my future wife, not that she's perfect, I'm not either.
Her faults are those I felt I could live with.

She mentioned a local politician as a friend of hers prior to now. I was curious, the man is quite notorious with women and serious guys don't like to come near any lady that comes off as being close to the said politician. She told me they never dated, that they had outings a few times, had food and drinks and it ended there. That the said politician wanted to date her but she declined because she doesn't date married men and their friendship ended because he wanted to date her and she doesn't want to. I didn't quite believe the story but took it with a pinch of salt.

When she visited me at Ibadan some months ago, she received a call from a male neighbour of hers which she abruptly stopped midway. Told me it was her caring neighbor calling to know how she's doing having not seen her in the neighborhood for some days. My question was "is that how he calls every neighbour to know how they are doing or what's special in your case?

On her birthday, we were together, I saw a few messages on her phone that really didn't sit well with me. Her mum's doctor sent her a message describing her as his runaway lover. Another guy that always gave her missed calls scripted a beautiful message for her. Both of them married. She explained it away that there was nothing between she and them.
At this point, I chose to softpedal on marriage plans, even though I have made enquiries at the registry, I didn't move past that. Whereas she gave me the phone number of her paternal relation for me to call on engagement details, I put a hold on that. Also, the money I credited her account with to buy engagement ring, I left there without further action.

I visited Lagos and paid her a visit, she lives alone and told me no man ever visited her place and the moment I came, she happily announced me to her neighbors as her fiance.
While in her bedroom days ago, a guy walked in on us. Said he's been knocking on the door and didn't get a response. How did he know to go to her bedroom and not the sitting room? What if we were naked? She got up, walked the guy out and came back to apologize. That the guy is her colleague at work and knows her place because he assists her in getting stuffs done whenever she needs help and that he was just in the neighborhood and wanted to pay a visit on her. And didn't call your line? She said she missed his call. I declined to speak further.

Earlier, she had declined to give her body count even when I gave mine. However, in our discussions, various names of her past relationships keep popping up meanwhile she had given me this look and act of a church girl.

Please advise me.
E reach your turn, you want personalize am, why na?
Christianity Etc › Re: What Happened To COZA Pastor, Biodun Fatoyinbo? by Dshocker(m): 8:50am On Nov 26, 2022
blaquebelle:
Many of you are happy to mock him for this. He's sick! Sickness can befall anyone! Please there's no need for you to be happy about someone's downfall. As for the allegations that besieged him in the past, none of us was there to know what really happened. Please let's be careful with our utterances.
Stop defending, there are evidence that he did it.

Christianity Etc › Re: What Happened To COZA Pastor, Biodun Fatoyinbo? by Dshocker(m): 8:26am On Nov 26, 2022
Hmmmm, someone that was looking fresh and healthy, now looks like someone with HIV.

Omo, something is wrong somewhere.
Romance › Re: I Saw My Friend Serious Girlfriend At Raddison Blu Another With Another Dude by Dshocker(m): 5:13am On Nov 26, 2022
Cypress042:
Op you need to understand that as a man you're bigger than gossip

What's the difference between you and ladies who work in hair salons?

Now imagine, you called your guy and laughed out your aszz, what's funny undecided
Gossip in what form, i ask you?...... Or you just felt like opening your mouth to talk.

Then why have they been friends?
Romance › Re: Who Has Any Idea How To Operate This Machine? (Pics) by Dshocker(m): 1:17am On Nov 26, 2022
Wonderful
Politics › Re: Ghanaians Now Use Tinubu To Banter Nigerians by Dshocker(m): 1:15am On Nov 26, 2022
Moh247:
I have done that and i pick Lagos over Anambra, Accountant over philosopher, visible projects and anticidents over fake statistics

Atleast I can face my creator and be proud I selected the best for my nation and not based on endless lies and fake statistics
It is well...
Romance › Re: How Much Have You Spent On Buying Internet Data So Far In 2022? by Dshocker(m): 1:13am On Nov 26, 2022
Nobody keeps track record of how much data they have used within a period of one year.

But based on assumption, i think i have spent above 150k
Politics › Re: Ghanaians Now Use Tinubu To Banter Nigerians by Dshocker(m): 1:08am On Nov 26, 2022
Moh247:
Oya friend of the state help us pick a President for Nigeria
Customs without reason, is but an ancient error.

Just use your tongue to count your teeth, if truly you want the betterment of your children and generation yet unborn.
Politics › Re: Ghanaians Now Use Tinubu To Banter Nigerians by Dshocker(m): 1:02am On Nov 26, 2022
Moh247:
cool



Foolish kids think mocking their elders make them woke

Last last, Morr0n like Rinu and Odeyan would see they just played themselves

Politics isn't white or black, and no saints, it's what favours your intrest you go for

If you think a 62 year old supreme court Governor impeached twiced in 8years, who used state funds for his own private investment, 2.2 Philosophy graduate of Nsuka, same man culpable in Panama papers tax Haven corruption published worldwide and aired on CNN, Culpable in Azuka SARS murder of Massob, or the number one Importer of junks like alcohol and tomato, paying graduate 22k in his mall means well for you then you are foolish




.
People like you are considered the enemy of the state.

As old as you are, you don't know the difference between right and wrong.
Romance › Re: Stop Inviting Hookup Babes Or Girlfriends To Your House, Here's Why by Dshocker(m): 2:57pm On Nov 25, 2022
BadRadio:
grin
All these are pure lies, most girls there charges nothing less than 100k
Romance › Re: Help My Fiancée Unlocks My Phone While Am Asleep by Dshocker(m): 2:34pm On Nov 25, 2022
Jenny345:
Hello all I need help my guy uses my finger print to unlock my phone while am asleep and he goes through my chat,we have been dating for about 3years and we have done introduction.
I warned him many times but he still continues
It is normal he scrutinizes the person he wants to spend the rest of his life with.

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