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By right, this man suppose dey prison....

No be only lucid mind, na acid mind.

Reno dey on exile, they campaign with him white bear bear, like aboki polish brush.

Reno just dey rant like pregnant woman wey just dey experience belle for the first time.

Nigga talks too much, only God know how him Kenyan wife dey manage am #Parrot.

Am from the Democratic Republic of the Congo (DRC), my problem now is; who will teach me Swahili language in school¿

czarr:
My junior brother just found proof his girlfriend is cheating on him and is a notorious runs girl. He is just 19 and this is his first girlfriend and first heartbreak!

I know the feeling and I have long promised myself NEVER AGAIN! will I feel this way over a girl. Omo heart break is a modafuka. That shit is painful, you can literally feel pain in your chest....but the pain will go away with time, the lesson is what is important.

I feel heart broken for my brother. I feel sad that he is feeling this! That shit is not funny.
Although I warned him about the girl and he didn't listen. I didn't even say I told you so, because I was heart broken for him, he is too young.

I'm high now sha.

Buy Japanese super glue for him, because the one from China will not last.

Ilamina:

Incase you reach there, tell John Maduka to pay me my money and na my 300k wey him refused to pay me carry am go hellfire.

Stephen2324:
See Chicken Wey Wife Material Fry for Husband to Be

But these are roasted chicken, not fried.

siofra:
Abeg let another money miss road jam me.

Janet Jackson is a famous Hollywood star. Do you know how much these Arab billionaires clamour to marry Hollywood stars? Even stars in their eighties like Cher are not left out.

Thank God say, na you use your mouth talk say, na Hollywood star she be and also, her brother was the late Micheal Jackson.

So you need to start from somewhere, even if na Nollywood make you join, at least from there, Ned Nwoko fit come marry you.

virginprincess:
,This is kind of man i'm definately looking for,my own case is that we will never divorce,we will live together as couples and enjoy all the fame,wealth and power together with our children.

You can apply at www.nednwoko.com

There you will find your future billionaire husband.

siofra:
Wetin be this


Mtchewwwww

It called love....

Siofra try dey love, cos love don't cost a thing.

Tinubuwins2023e:
Who takes this foolish bastard serious? Because you get blue tick doesn't make you a sensible person oga fool at 40 which amounts to a fool for ever.

Update

May Amadioah and Ogun strike this bastard dead. Ogun kill am and all him supporters quoting me

Oga suffering and smiling....

Ntorrrrrrr, u think u are doing me, you are doing yourself, poverty and more hardship will befall you, for making very bad decision, something that even the blind can see, that in all ramifications, Tinubu is not in anyway qualified

Tribalism don do you, sotey u no know say A is for apple again.

Banza

Romanoff:
Na your children fit go those ones.

I know say you go react, like say no be human beings dey live for those countries.

Canada, Usa, Uk, Australia and co don full, na the available ones i mention earlier.

Mitsurugi:
Chai! So na like this I for catch my neighbor since. This is highly needed in Festac Block of Flats........

God knows i can't rent a house in those Festac block of flat.

Money that would be enough to rent a beautiful and standard apartment in Amuwo/Ago, where you can train your children to become somebody in the future.

Romanoff:
Na how my children go shine for better country me sef dey hustle for right now.

Football academy dey for Sudan, Niger, Chad and Congo.

Just choose one.....

Okonandmary:
haha

Just because you were born in Britain, carry their passport, and speak with their accent doesn't make you a British

likewise, a white person born in Nigeria, who has a Nigerian accent, and carries a Nigerian passport also isn't a Nigerian

A black person doesn't have any traditional or historical connection with Britain


Black people, Stop trying hard to be accepted by white people

Abeg no vex, which school you go?

Which one come be Ngozi Fulani, abi she dey play with Jesus?

nairavsdollars:
His career has technically ended

You dey make me laugh, your statement shows you know nothing about football.

Which career are you talking about, for someone of that will clock 38yrs few months from now.

He ought to have retired from football.

cunny88:
She had a golden opportunity to skul abroad which millions of Nigerian are looking for, she misused it and is looking for an opportunity to apportion blame, ppl like me attended public skuls from primary to university level with very minimal supervision, cos our parents were poor, yet we manage to kip our heads above d water. She is the master or her fate and architect of her misfortune.

Dem dey talk A, you dey talk B....

Reading is one thing, and understanding is another thing.

bummyla:
Yesterday they surgically removed part of my guy's gbola, due to some untreated STD. Doctor said it will be a miracle for him to shine congo ever again. And they guy never marry, never born pinkin

What is the name of the infection?

DeJoeee:
My 96k down the drain

But why you go dey enter barracks without i.d card?

96k you dey complain, some people dey spend reach 500k for infection matter.

Just go dey thank ya god say you no die.

I don't know what Mr OP is talking about.

I willingly gift my girlfriend 100k every month.

MufasaLion:
Find the queen been and see what will happen.

Oga, kogi state has the most powerful juju in the whole of Nigeria.

Dem go invoke bee on anybody that steals from you, na the person go run come confess, else the bees go kill am.

MufasaLion:
Find the queen been and see what will happen.

You dey make me laugh, so if you steal my property, i will look for queen bee and put it in your body, and you will start begging me for forgiveness, even if am not sure you were the person that stole it?

Does the logic make any sense?

MufasaLion:
That bee thing is a trick and anybody can do it.

How is it a trick?

And if you claim anyone can do it, please i "ask" how do you, or how can you do it?

What do you expect, when Christmas is around the corner.

Psychologically, they both planned it, because they were two, and one of them was the person that came up with the idea and the other bought it and played along, since 150k was involved and will go a long way for them this festive period.

150k has no monetary value in Nigeria, but due to the current situation of Nigeria, 150k is a big money... If it were in other parts of Africa, they would have sent bees, through the help of a native doctor to everyone involved, and they will all come back begging, with swamps of bees all over them, stinging them.

Wike is the lion of tribe of PDP

UyaiIncomparabl:
How are they sure he impregnated her? Have they ascertained the truth by doing a DNA test?

DNA can only be done, when the baby has been born.

Shameless PDAPC

Some people were saying that the prank/joke was too expensive..... Like they didn't know that the useless prostitution they were doing wasn't risky in the first place.

I pray every girl that exchanges her body for money, all in the name of hookup/runs/olosho/ashawo must die or turn out to be useless.

Kobicove:
I wonder what made him fall from grace to grass

Guy are you for real?

In an exam hall, they gave you the test book and yet you cannot locate the answer!

The reason why he fell was stated, yet you were asking why.

Patriotsleague:
Are you stupid or dumb?

How many did Obi take from poverty in Anambra?

Ask your father if he is stupid, then if he has died, you can ask your mother if she is stupid.

Abeg abeg abeg, make una hold that man, make him no go disgrace us for outside, abeg.