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Celebrities › Re: Sammie Okposo Is Dead by Dshocker(m): 1:53pm On Nov 25, 2022
Wow ... Am speechless, may his soul rest in peace.
Education › Re: FG Flags Off Teacher Training Program To Reintroduce History In Basic School by Dshocker(m): 12:44pm On Nov 25, 2022
Its a welcomed development
Romance › Re: Why I Dont Like Igbo Ladies For Relationships. by Dshocker(m): 10:42am On Nov 25, 2022
Laturuturu:
It's very very true ....my dear it's true
When I was deported from Mexico.
My Igbo gf left me. What I noticed is that she keep asking so you can't go back. I said yes
Can't you write letter and beg them I said no need. I made everyone believe I came with no money at all. No Shi shi I'm the voice of Peter Obi.
She left no time in the course of this I met a Yoruba lady. I told her point blank about my situation she no even mind. I no dey give her Shi shi.
I will be trekking everywhere under sun looking for apartment to buy. God favoured me with one agent . He showed my nice houses
The following week I bought two houses. My Obi girl try to come back na crazy I take pursue her.
This money hungry attitude need to stop.
Is it a seasonal movie?

Men can lie....
Fashion › Re: Latest Trend. Our Girls Now Wear Only Pants In Public. Pics by Dshocker(m): 12:32am On Nov 25, 2022
Blessedmercy8:
I won't stop louding it until our girls turn away from their immoral ways.

Hear this elder complaining bitterly.

What you fail to correct now will come back to haunt you. Please let's speak against all this rottenness and put a stop to it any ways we can.

https://fb.watch/gPGCtzkrk4/
You can't stop it, it is too late already....
Crime › Re: 10-Year-Old Togolese Girl Murdered In Ogun State by Dshocker(m): 12:27am On Nov 25, 2022
siofra:
Nigerian men are very wicked. cry
Nigerian are so kind, infact; Nigerian women are the most kindest set of women all over the world.

You dey smoke igbo!!!
Romance › Re: Am Scared Of Bleeping Her My Conscience Will Not Allow Me!!! by Dshocker(m): 3:00pm On Nov 24, 2022
udofia234:
Good evening guys!!!


Some guys are just so evil, in fact I've called him and told him how disappointed I am. This guy na my neighborhood nigga, there's this girls that came to an event place in my area for a party, I think they where this party ushers, the others left after two days of the event they came for, so this girl couldn't get anyone to give her cash for transport, she then met this guy in a bar behind were they were lodge( After the landlord sent her out)...


This useless guy offered to give her the 30k she needs to return to ekiti where she came on the condition that he will bleep her all tru the night , out of desperation she agreed, after everything this guys sent her out without paying her...


I could remember that same day the girl was there I came visiting him and I saw the girl in his sitting room, we just greeted casually.

Now after the guy sent her out, she might have seen me enter my house which is closer to that of the guy, she sat at the gate and my neighbours asked her who she was looking for and she described me , so they came and called me cos it was getting dark, so I went out and was shocked to saw her, out there she narrated everything to me, guys!!! I was mad, I never knew that was how irresponsible the guy was.

she has no where to sleep so I allowed her to sleep in my apartment. Guys she billing me to help her with the cash and that shes ready to do anything I want(If u see this lady on question, she's talk chubby with big front side and back side).


I told her I can't give her that cash(I have the cash but I no want be her maga), I'm sited outside now, I just went in a few minutes ago guys! what I saw was very tempting that I just had excuse myself from the house, immediately I told her to sleep in the room while I sleep in the sitting room to avoid any form of temptation.

I can give her even 40k but I want something else I can ask her to do in return without having sex with her!!! i just feel irritated knowing say that my guy for area son Bleep her tire all tru the night. As I'm typing now she's inside the house waiting for me to come in.

Guys I want her to think differently about me, I don't want her to say all guys are the same. I need your advice!!!!
Did you copy this from twitter?
Family › Re: My Aunty Is Cheating On Her Husband by Dshocker(m): 10:44am On Nov 24, 2022
Karen2024:
I've been living with my maternal aunty and her husband for over two months now and I can testify that the family is good; no quarels; no disagreements and no any form of fight.

My aunty's husband is kind and gentle likewise his wife and they both treat me with care but what disturbs me is that i suspect my aunty is cheating. Whenever my uncle travels she brings in a man and tells me that this is her brother..she would usher him into the bedroom and they'd spend good time with before coming out. The man has never visited when her husband is around.

I don't want to reveal it as she'll see it as act of betrayal but i want her husband to know. How do I go about it?
How do you want us to believe this twitter story?

Because you can't tell me your aunt is so dumb to bringing in a man into her matrimonial room in your presence, without fear or something, because even the devil himself cannot have such confidence to exhibit such trait.

Karen you are lying
Celebrities › Re: Peter Okoye Tackles Trolls Telling Him To Go Back To Anambra by Dshocker(m): 10:31am On Nov 24, 2022
DeepThroater:
I am a billion times better than every single OSU that has governed your blighted region from Azikiwe to Ojukwu to all your useless governors and equally more useless chiefs .
But why haven't you made it in Lagos?
Celebrities › Re: Peter Okoye Tackles Trolls Telling Him To Go Back To Anambra by Dshocker(m): 10:28am On Nov 24, 2022
Golan007:
Go back to Anambra State since it is so prosperous.
What are you also doing in Lagos?
Sports › Re: Switzerland Vs Cameroon: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022. (1 - 0) On 24th Nov 2022 by Dshocker(m): 10:23am On Nov 24, 2022
G -G
Sports › Re: Lobi Stars Rule Out Move To Sign Cristiano Ronaldo by Dshocker(m): 9:14am On Nov 24, 2022
Is it the Nigerian LOBI STAR than i know or my eyes dey pain me.

Who dash monkey banana & even if federal government was involved, the Ronaldo that i know would not accept the offer.... We are yet develope our league.
Romance › Re: Men Now After If A Lady Earns Money by Dshocker(m): 2:48am On Nov 24, 2022
Ammmy:
It's not easy being a single lady without a job now o. The economic situation of this country is now that bad.

When a man meets a woman in Nigeria now, he starts asking her where she works, what she does for a living, especially those hungry guys looking for a woman to compliment their finances.

If u say u don't have a job, they stop talking to you, forgetting that someone who has no job may be financially okay.

When has it become a must for a woman to have something doing? Men are meant to take care of women and spend for them and not the other way round.

In those days, nobody cares if a woman earns money or not.
On a more serious note, you should hide your face in shame, for you to think, that a man will foot your bills, while you lazy around....Haba.
Food › Re: Naija Man Makes The Best Okra Soup In Brazil! (pix) by Dshocker(m): 11:11pm On Nov 23, 2022
Guy wetin be this naaaaa...

Omo the appearance is zero.
Health › Re: Abuja Woman Commits Suicide, Corpse, Baby Found In Bush by Dshocker(m): 7:01pm On Nov 23, 2022
[quote author= post=118629171]Why Do You Think So?[/quote]Because you are focus on bad Omen
Health › Re: Abuja Woman Commits Suicide, Corpse, Baby Found In Bush by Dshocker(m): 6:32pm On Nov 23, 2022
[quote author= post=118623977], Is Tired Of Publishing Bad News[/quote]Then quit do so naaaaa!!!
Business › Re: New Naira Notes Unveiled (Pictures) by Dshocker(m): 11:37am On Nov 23, 2022
This people sef, but there is no much difference, even the new bill looks faded and dull.
Politics › Re: Peter Obi, Arthur Eze, Others Storm Anambra As Maduka Buries Uncle by Dshocker(m): 8:11am On Nov 23, 2022
doggedfighter:
Cosmas Maduka looking rugged and ready in the first picture. grin





The guy on dark glasses in the last picture is quite handsome.

A nice spec !
Close your eyes, he is not for you....
Crime › Re: Corpse Of 16-Year-Old Girl Found In Bayelsa Hotel's Wardrobe by Dshocker(m): 12:21am On Nov 23, 2022
MzErica:
Ndi developers, dem use wickedness swear for una? Those people are so heartless they don't mind using their mother for money ritual. The other day one was caught trying to smuggle drug to foreign country in a tuber of yam. Tufiakwa!
Stop embarrassing your lineage.... Try dey read before you comment.
Sports › Re: Qatar: This Is Just The Beginning! (pics) by Dshocker(m): 12:12am On Nov 23, 2022
Romanoff:
No be me and you.
Fear fear grin
Romance › Re: My Survival Tips In This Harsh Economy by Dshocker(m): 12:11am On Nov 23, 2022
Lucrativress:
What sort of talk is this?
Be calming down o

Crime › Re: Man Lures Friend To Pastor That Killed & Butchered Him For Ritual In Ogun (Pix) by Dshocker(m): 8:27pm On Nov 22, 2022
Everyday, at least 15 people are being killed in Nigeria.
Sports › Re: Ronaldo Reacts To Leaving Man Utd: I Love The Fans & Wish The Club All The Best by Dshocker(m): 8:26pm On Nov 22, 2022
The goat is going
Romance › Re: Limited Dating Pool In Canada Pushing My Friend To Make Questionable Decision by Dshocker(m): 8:25pm On Nov 22, 2022
Your friend dey play with fire....
Romance › Re: My Boss' Fiancee Is Making Advances At Me by Dshocker(m): 8:18pm On Nov 22, 2022
Messi1:
I started a work as a delivery boy in a drink distributor not long ago and everything is going right but one thing i dislike is my boss's fiancee's flirtuous move towards me. She fundiles my hair and caress them. This lady behaves as if she doesn't know me in the presence of my boss, but in his absence she makes the environment uncomfortable for me with her amorous advances. How do I avoid this woman? I don't want to have problem my boss.


Seun Mynd44 dominique nlfpmod mukina2
100% fiction
Romance › Re: What Is The Major Difference Between A Banana Tree And A Plantain Tree? by Dshocker(m): 7:58pm On Nov 22, 2022
Chenult:
I recently got 3 little banana/plantain trees but don't know if to plant it in my banana plantation or plantain plantation?

I can't Differentiate the 2.
You can't tell me you've been in the game and yet you cannot differentiate them.
Romance › Re: Argentina V Saudi Arabia Sold! by Dshocker(m): 7:57pm On Nov 22, 2022
DoMeGood09:
I have an insider who often gives me report on each team. I reached out to the Englishman early morning today, he refused to give me an update on what is going on Argentina and Saudi Arabia and asked me to concentrate on tomorrow.
Oga to use Oraimo for ya head dey hungry me.

If you are talking of match fixing in club side, i will agree, not for world cup.

Saudi were lucky to have won Argentina.
Romance › Re: My Survival Tips In This Harsh Economy by Dshocker(m): 7:35pm On Nov 22, 2022
Peledonomy:
Hi guys, so I'm a writer (or at least I like to call my self one). But if I'm to be honest, I have not yet made anything tangible from writing. I'm still hunting for gigs here and there. Still hoping to land my first client

Around 3 months ago after I broke up with my gf, I moved out of the apartment which we shared and rented another one for myself. I used all the cash I had, and believe me when I say I was left with no dime to even paint the house or get some basic necessities.

I knew it was gonna be a tough journey, but in case you haven't noticed, I like to think of myself as tougher guy.

My landlord lives beside me, he has no job. Only depends on the rental income from the property he inherited from his late mother. His baby mama and younger brothers have a penchant for always making him broke. (he is their money machine)

I noticed the guy rarely complains about how hard the economy is, so I decided to study him very close so as to adopt a few of his survival ideas.

My landlord hunts for snail, he hardly buys meat of fish. He also has a trap which fetches him Bush meat at intervals. The man dey chop protein on a steady. He also breeds a few local chickens, some broilers, and some layers. Altogether about 9 birds.


He has a garden that provides various leaves and vegetables.
He only spends money on rice beans, garri, etc.

To cut the long story short, since I moved in here, na only snail and Bush meat I dey chop. I never taste beef or fish.

Na my survival tips be that o. I see one thread wey person buy 1 fish for over 1k, Mehn I ain't got such cash o.

If u get small Bush close to u, just buy a trap and start harvesting free meat.

But if u can afford the lifestyle, please pay no heed to my ramblings.

Also if u get any tip wey fit help me, abeg share.
And you are proud of your lifestyle?

Oga better come out from that bush you are living and better your life.

Next year, na bush meat you go take pay house rent.

Small small boys for island dey push cars of N500m, you dey there deu complain of 1k fish huh
Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Wear Beads On Their Left Leg? by Dshocker(m): 7:23pm On Nov 22, 2022
Beebah321:
Next time when you see them, ask them why them dey wear am. undecided
I can swear you wearing it
Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Wear Beads On Their Left Leg? by Dshocker(m): 7:21pm On Nov 22, 2022
chim14:
Its very common in Lagos espercially Lekki/Ajah axis to see girls wearing beads or chain on their left leg.

What does it mean, is it some sort of talisman or something?

Am curious to know what u guys think.
Na ashawo vibes be that...
Politics › Re: Dave Umahi: G-5 Is Now G-6, I Am Now A Member (Video) by Dshocker(m): 6:22pm On Nov 22, 2022
The South are bent on pressing Atiku's neck...
Romance › Re: Woman Jumps For Joy As Daughter’s Boyfriend Rents Apartment For Them by Dshocker(m): 5:36pm On Nov 22, 2022
Hope she won't disappoint him
Politics › Re: 2023: Atiku Rejected Jonathan's Plea In 2015, Refused To Support Him - Wike by Dshocker(m): 4:47pm On Nov 22, 2022
Atiku na idiot, they should sack Ayu, period.

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