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Politics › Re: Kwankwaso Storms USA To Meet With US Govt – [photos] by Dshocker(m): 12:51pm On Dec 02, 2022
They should arrest him....
Romance › Re: Beautiful Pre-Wedding Pictures Of A Nairalander by Dshocker(m): 12:49pm On Dec 02, 2022
Laos1:
Come this Saturday, you are all invited to my wedding to my beautiful damsel. We met in higher institution in 2016, entered relationship 2019 and we are tying the knot this weekend. kiss
Happy marriage with peacefulness upon your home, prosperity on all sides.
Politics › Re: Aisha Yesufu Reacts To Tweet Of Adamu Supporting The Death Of Deborah by Dshocker(m): 9:01am On Dec 02, 2022
observanc1:
where in niger state? minna the capital of niger state is a very city. atimes i wonder if it is not same islam that muslims in minna and those in the far north like sokoto, kano, katsina, yobe borno etc are practising.
they must have relocated due to other reasons in 1981 - things were so peaceful in the the north in 1981 naa.
Kontagora in Niger state.

They have been killing right from onset, but the media has not be reporting it.
Education › Re: UNN Increases School Fees By 100%, As #JusticeForUNNstudents Trends by Dshocker(m): 8:19am On Dec 02, 2022
Federal university tution fees is supposed to be the cheapest....
Politics › Re: 2023: There Is Serious Corruption Going On In Labour Party - Abayomi Arabambi by Dshocker(m): 7:45am On Dec 02, 2022
What i find unbelievable is you saying Okupe was driving an Toyota Sienna, but has bought a N130m worth of Range Rover.

It is pure lies, because Okupe was Jonathan's right hand man, until they lost the election in 2015.

So as a former aide to the president, he would have amassed so much billions to buy exotic cars.... So you can't tell me he just got the money in labour party.
Politics › Re: I Know The Way To Prosperity, Says Tinubu by Dshocker(m): 7:28am On Dec 02, 2022
Laple0541:
If Tinubu tells you he knows the way to prosperity, believe him, he knows the way.

He's a goal getter, even when the northern cabal, the presidency, the vice presidency, the senate president, APC chairman and many governors stood against him from being the party's presidential candidate, he still achieved his aim. This is the kind of leader Nigeria needs now not a coward with lies and statistical fabrications.

Come May 29, 2023, Asiwaji Bola Ahmed Ikechukwu Danjuma Emilokan will be sworn in as the next president of the Federal Republic of Nigeria by the special grace of God.
You sound so stupid with your principal....

Politics › Re: I Know The Way To Prosperity, Says Tinubu by Dshocker(m): 7:24am On Dec 02, 2022
Laple0541:
If Tinubu tells you he knows the way to prosperity, believe him, he knows the way.

He's a goal getter, even when the northern cabal, the presidency, the vice presidency, the senate president, APC chairman and many governors stood against him from being the party's presidential candidate, he still achieved his aim. This is the kind of leader Nigeria needs now not a coward with lies and statistical fabrications.

Come May 29, 2023, Asiwaji Bola Ahmed Ikechukwu Danjuma Emilokan will be sworn in as the next president of the Federal Republic of Nigeria by the special grace of God.
You need mental evaluation...

It is either you become an agbero or you become a heroin trafficker
Politics › Re: I Know The Way To Prosperity, Says Tinubu by Dshocker(m): 7:18am On Dec 02, 2022
The only employment Tinubu created was Agberos, unless he is talking about fixing the youths in heroin and cocaine trafficking....
Politics › Re: Aisha Yesufu Reacts To Tweet Of Adamu Supporting The Death Of Deborah by Dshocker(m): 5:17am On Dec 02, 2022
Muslims up north are extremists...

My parents were based in Niger state, but had to relocate down to Lagos in 1981, due to their violent nature.
Politics › Re: We’ll No Longer Allow Governors To Prevent Rallies Of Opposition Parties - IG by Dshocker(m): 5:15am On Dec 02, 2022
LiveWithIt:
Like what OBI did to El rufia, but now he's acting so innocent to his obiDENSE fools
What has El Rufai got to do with Peter Obi.

You are not inclined or abreast with the political polities happening in the country, so keep Peter Obi off your mouth and mind your business, rather than come online to embarrass yourself, thinking you've made a coherent post.
Sports › Re: World Cup: Pinnick Apologizes To Nigerians by Dshocker(m): 3:41am On Dec 02, 2022
Maski87:
Featured, and not fixtured
Thanks
Sports › Re: World Cup: Pinnick Apologizes To Nigerians by Dshocker(m): 9:08pm On Dec 01, 2022
captainamiedi1:
Werey if them arrest you now, you go fit defend wetin you type?
Go and ask your Pinnick if he can defend himself, if they present evidence before him.

I can see you are related or benefiting from him.
Sports › Re: World Cup: Pinnick Apologizes To Nigerians by Dshocker(m):
Pinnick was so greedy that he interferes in the selection of team players.

Collects bribe from Nigerian players that plays for European clubs, so they can be featured in matches.
Politics › Re: APC Likened To Mosquito In New Video by Dshocker(m): 7:54pm On Dec 01, 2022
The blind can see it
The deaf can hear it
The dumb can say it

That APC has finished this country & yet they have the effrontery to run for office again, by the man that helped install a normadic herder as our president.

I weep each time i see those wanting to vote in the APC presidential flag bearer into power, considering his health issue, his past record of heroin dealings, converting Lagos state and tax payers money into his personal use.

Who killed Funsho Williams?

Celebrities › Re: Damilola Adegbite Robbed In London by Dshocker(m): 6:34pm On Dec 01, 2022
Another lie from another celebrity...
Travel › Re: Japa: Struggles Of Living Abroad No One Likes To Talk About by Dshocker(m): 5:46pm On Dec 01, 2022
Originalsly:
Failing to prepare is preparing to fail. Any sensible person wanting to japa will want to know what he will face abroad and be well prepared before leaving. Those who don't are mainly the ones who live in misery from day one.

From personal encounter. Went to pick up a Nairalander at JFK ... arrived well prepared ... was chatting with two others first timers. Asked where th ohr two were going ... they didn't know. They simply bought tickets... and japa. Tried calling their contacts... the people answering apparently knew nothing about their coming and hung up. One .... living in another State ... finally claimed she would try and come for them. I left them there. The airport is isolated .... not a place where you can just walk off into the city. Whatever happens to them I always wonder.

Nobody I swing don't japa .... just be prepared.

If you think knowledge is bad ... try ignorance.
No embassy will issue you a visa, if you don't have a destination.

How can you tell me you are traveling to another country and your host doesn't know you are coming, haba, try dey lie small small.
Sports › Re: World Cup: Ivana Knoll Slammed For Wearing Sexy Outfit To Qatar. She Reacts by Dshocker(m): 2:52pm On Dec 01, 2022
Funny enough, some Qatar billionaire will have a taste of her kitty, before she leaves Qatar, that i am sure.

She might make up to a million dollar, due to the fact she is beautiful.
Business › Re: What Business Can I Start With 180k Capital by Dshocker(m): 2:31pm On Dec 01, 2022
[quote author= post=118821614]Inukwa ooooo[/quote]Seems you leave around igando/Ejigbo

Na why most of your news na those areas.

I no sure say you dey make reach $100 in a month.
Business › Re: What Business Can I Start With 180k Capital by Dshocker(m): 2:24pm On Dec 01, 2022
Humphery2020:
Here are 5 online business models that make you millions in less than 6 months

1. Affiliate Marketing
2. E-commerce
3. Drop Servicing
4. Amazon KDP
5. Freelancing

You can start any of these business opportunities with just 50k
Motivational speaker don land grin

50k will make you a millionaire in 6 months, my guy fear God naaaaaaaaaa, haba.
Business › Re: What Business Can I Start With 180k Capital by Dshocker(m): 2:15pm On Dec 01, 2022
healthconcerns:
Can we chat outside this platform 08063894916
You want to dupe him

Business › Re: What Business Can I Start With 180k Capital by Dshocker(m): 2:08pm On Dec 01, 2022
[quote author= post=118818813]Blogging Business And Thank Much Later[/quote]How much do you make monthly blogging?
Business › Re: What Business Can I Start With 180k Capital by Dshocker(m): 2:03pm On Dec 01, 2022
Mitsurugi:
grin grin grin grin Na you talk church o. Look there are lonely hearts everywhere and in large quantity. Seminars, business conferences, family events, kiddies parties. A lot of bucksed women don't do clubs or funny places anymore due to social media and even when they do they go in groups under the guise of celebrating a colleague.
So, how many you don get, and how much have you made sleeping with people's wives?
Business › Re: What Business Can I Start With 180k Capital by Dshocker(m): 2:00pm On Dec 01, 2022
ROYALMAXCLEANER:
Abeg borrow me 50k mak I start laundry business with it.... In the next 1month I will pay back 100k










I don't have startup capital, but I have costumer base and the experience ....
If e sure for you, borrow the money from loan apps, by the time you try and collect from 5 different loan apps, you will raise more than 100k...
Business › Re: What Business Can I Start With 180k Capital by Dshocker(m): 1:44pm On Dec 01, 2022
mariahAngel:
Let's assume he wasn't exaggerating; so, you're saying 5k profit a day is too small?
It is too small, coupled with the fact that the guy said it was a breakthrough.
Business › Re: What Business Can I Start With 180k Capital by Dshocker(m): 1:39pm On Dec 01, 2022
TheMaharajah:
E get one spinner winner when I go show you for [--] just put only 20k investment and dey gamble 1k per time per time inside the 1k you go dey loose like 150, 200, 100, 50 but if you want win na 5k, 6k, 3k as far as say you no dey greedy you suppose dey see steady 2k to 3k for every day ontop your 20k. Though sometime your 20k go short but na after you don long collect far more that the shortage in daily 2000 profit. Your winnings na almost instant crediting. If you want my knowledge pay me 3k I no hide am but if you think otherwise Bleep off. I don't give a Bleep.
Guy you dey frustrated grin
Business › Re: What Business Can I Start With 180k Capital by Dshocker(m): 1:08pm On Dec 01, 2022
Samajogs:
Don't used your mouth n kill anything.. I have a cousin who said the same thing but grace found him less than a month after starting. He make upto 4-5k daily.
Is it 40k -50k a day or just 5k ?

Wetin 5k want do for am?
Politics › Re: Those Who Earn N37m A Month Are Telling Those Who Earn N18k A Month That... by Dshocker(m): 10:22am On Dec 01, 2022
That is why we keep warning those that still wants to re-elect APC the dangers involved, but their answer is no, that they like suffering.
Sports › Re: Pele Is Hospitalised Over Swollen Body, Heart Issues by Dshocker(m): 9:32am On Dec 01, 2022
ishowdotgmail:
He has lived a fulfilled life
What makes you think he has lived a fulfilled life?

Living up to old age doesn't quantify that one has led a fulfilled life.

You can die at 30yrs with a fulfilled life and die at 100yrs without being fulfilled.
Travel › Re: Japa Story: The Cost Of Relocating To The UK With Family by Dshocker(m): 9:29am On Dec 01, 2022
QuinModah:
Last Friday, I hugged one of my most impressive colleagues goodbye. He turned away, sobbing. I turned away with voice quaking, realizing what a big loss he would be.

Later that evening, I had another get-together with a second friend who relocates this week. While discussing his massive expense, he suddenly slouched in his chair, stressfully squeezed the empty ragolis bottle in his hands and concluded:

"Oremi, this relocation has cost me almost everything"
"You don’t want to know!" He further sighed "You don’t."

Today, with the help and data from three (3) relocating friends, I compile the rough cost (below) for prospective relocating families (focus on UK) and a poem for my friend and Nigeria:

Cost of Japa from Nigeria for a family of 4= 180k
Renewal of Passport
Official rate 22k
Accelerated rate 45k
Some pay as high as 75k

Transcript 75k
Usually, one parent is a student
30-45k for school runs
25-30k to send

Estimated Tuition fee deposit
11,000-18,000-pound sterling
4.5m most schools want 50% deposit

Proof of fund (In deposit)
Family of 4 need 25m in deposited in an accoun 2-3 months

UK Visa 1.4m
Family of 4 pay 475-pound sterling

NHF
Family of 4 pay 875-pound sterling

Flight ticket 2.8m
Depending on booking
700k person x4
Some have booked as high as 1.2m

Arrival Accommodation 4.4m
1st Month shortlet 200-pound sterling per week
refundable deposit of 250 pound
First 6 months at 750 pounds

Total Cost 19m for family of four to UK not Canada or US. It can be cheaper or more


Oremi, I hope we meet again,
as you japa to find fresh grain,
to return if Nigeria again reigns?
God, will any leader ever end this drain?
But prayers will be in vain,
if in 2023, unwisely we vote again.

God bless everyone who has relocated. God bless everyone staying behind. God bless #Nigeria.
Madam, Benin witch no cost reach N500...

With N500 you go fly enter UK, cos me no understand all these write up you write so.
Celebrities › Re: Toke Makinwa Robbed In London (Photo) by Dshocker(m): 9:16am On Dec 01, 2022
She might be lying tho.

What i understand about social media, is that, you must be controversial, either good or bad, just to be relevant in the spotlight.

Do not believe everything you see on social media, especially our celebrities living fake life, they go all out to hire cars and houses, claiming they bought it, shishi they don't have.


Apart from those in the music industry, those that act movies are suffering, both male and female, but that of the men are worst.
Education › Re: A Nairalander Signs Out In Style (Pictures) by Dshocker(m): 7:33am On Dec 01, 2022
saintbillion:
I thank God for a successful journey, 4 years turn to 5years. Despite ASUU and lock down God still prevail. I suffer for den ooo. If you know you know.
So now wey you don finish, na to enter laptop pressing full time now?
Romance › Re: Do you believe in love at first sight? by Dshocker(m): 7:31am On Dec 01, 2022
Sakirat25:
We all know love is a the strongest feeling, have you ever liked someone you just meet that day? Do you believe in love at first sight?
There is nothing like love at first sight, you are only lusting after him, or after her.

Love is not built within a day, love grows.

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